The Evolution of Stupid

Evolution is not a theory. Evolution is a fact.

The “theory” part in the Theory of Evolution refers only to the hypothesis of biological machinations which may or may not be the cause of evolution — ie, Natural Selection and Speciation. And the manliest of scholars have spent thousands of man-hours on exactly that question: why do we evolve?

The question scholars have spent no time on is: why didn’t women evolve? The answer is, because women are stupid and lazy.

You don’t need science to tell you that water is wet.

The female brain and the male brain are not the same organ. Your first clue that that’s true should be listening to a woman speak. Making sense of a woman’s word-vomit is like trying to use a broken calculator to figure out a math problem that doesn’t make sense.

If you have some pies and half of them taste good, how many should you have sex with?

There is no calculator broken enough to solve that piece of shit.

Men’s brains evolved to be quick thinking and hilarious. I, for example, am both of those. Quick thinking and being hilarious were important qualities for primitive men to have whilst they were chasing mastodons through the primitive plains. It was important to think quickly because that meant you survived. And it was important to be hilarious because if your best friend got eaten by a land shark, sitting around crying about it like a fucking woman meant you were dessert.

Man up and crack a joke or two.

That’s been the Manual of Manliness since God built his first one out of dirt and awesome. And you just read a manual, that means you just lost 30 Man Points.

The she-brain is as different to the male brain as the she-liver or a broken tricycle. And that’s exactly why women are still dumb as monkeys. When you spend ten thousand years sitting in a cave while work is getting done outside, you don’t evolve, you just become obsessed with tidying your cave and running your goddamn mouth.

Men have evolved enormous penises. That doesn’t mean women have evolved enormous penises, does it? They haven’t even evolved enormous vaginas. The evolution of the male sex organs didn’t effect the evolution of the female sex organs. Why would the evolution of our think-organs be any different?

Read a biology text book. And if you don’t believe in evolution, read a Bible. Either one will tell you the same thing.

Men are better than women.

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Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-07 23:48:27 - IP Man-Hash: 139c3979d3ee6

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Comment by Bird of Paradise
2009-08-28 15:16:00 - IP Man-Hash: 29c2fffbdfe81

Theres no way they can say humans are related to chimps its so much bull kaka

 
Comment by Flu-Bird
2009-08-28 08:37:57 - IP Man-Hash: 7b156e5059696

Dickhead your a pathetic igoramus

 
Comment by Flu-Bird
2009-05-15 14:34:06 - IP Man-Hash: 29c2fffbdfe81

They tell us that that robin hunting for worms in your backyard is a decendent of T REX but thats a lot of bunk i mean their trying to connects humans and chimps and have failed and their rediculous attempts to recreate dinasours by expermenting on birds has also failed

Comment by Dickhead
2009-05-24 03:53:05 - IP Man-Hash: 5fa452ab0c505

The DNA of humans and chimps is only about 2% different. If you think there’s no connection, you are in severe need of remedial education.

 
Comment by Watcher
2009-08-28 15:26:24 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Try experimenting with a dictionary.

Comment by usemenonly
2009-08-28 15:48:50 - IP Man-Hash: d8fb152600116

Men are contradicting, liars, they are useless, senseless, and they are only good for sharing expenses in my home. They have nothing interesting to add to my life, nothing interesting to say, and have ALOT to learn about satisfying a woman sexually.

Comment by Watcher
2009-08-28 15:57:10 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Oh Good you’re back!

usemenonly, you could try getting a job and using a vibrator.

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Comment by STack
2009-08-28 16:01:44 - IP Man-Hash: ba4f8bc5fd478

Women are the intellectual equivalent of a housefly bashing their heads into the glass off life. And you wish you could tell the fly “STOP. DOING . THAT!!!! YOU POOR THING!! TURN AROUND!! GO AWAY!!! THERE IS ANOTHER OPEN WINDOW OVER THERE!!!”

But because women are THAT fucking stupid, they will continue to bash their heads into the glass, acheiving absolutely ZERO with their lives and all that WASTED effort, only to wind up dead on a window sill exhausted from the effort.

Then to be swept into the trash with no more than a shrug.

Oh well.

The only difference is, women make good life-support systems for a vagina or holes of choice.

 
Comment by usemenonly
2009-08-28 16:03:09 - IP Man-Hash: d8fb152600116

I have a job working from home and I don’t need a vibrator, unlike you who uses his hand on a constant basis until they’re calloused. I’m sure your leader, Mr Dick Masterbator also does the same.

 
Comment by STack
2009-08-28 16:05:17 - IP Man-Hash: ba4f8bc5fd478

Just remind yourself…. as long as a man is whacking off with his hand…. HIS FANTASIES WILL ALWAYS GO EXACTLY THE WAY HE WANTS THEM TO.

No man has ever said that about his girlfriend or wife.

 
Comment by usemenonly
2009-08-28 16:09:21 - IP Man-Hash: d8fb152600116

And that’s the way it should stay, loser in your dreams and in your fantasies…….

 
Comment by Watcher
2009-08-28 16:10:05 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Working from home and doesn’t need a vibrator eh? Prostitute I guess, at least you’re not walking the streets, good for you.

You do know, I really enjoy our little exchanges.

 
Comment by STack
2009-08-28 16:11:41 - IP Man-Hash: ba4f8bc5fd478

We are PROUD when women call us “losers”.

http://nomarriage.com/loser.html

 
 
Comment by STack
2009-08-28 15:58:07 - IP Man-Hash: ba4f8bc5fd478

We have nothing to learn about satisfying you on ANY level. Whoever brainwashed you into thinking this shot be taken into the street and sh!T, I’m hilarious.

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Comment by usemenonly
2009-08-28 16:06:31 - IP Man-Hash: d8fb152600116

That’s exactly why you would be useless to me. I’m not here for a man’s pleasure only. I EXPECT to be pleased also, or I would look elsewhere…..

 
Comment by STack
2009-08-28 16:08:33 - IP Man-Hash: ba4f8bc5fd478

Yeah know what you cunts EXPECT.
Your tragic failure is in thinking men give a shit.

http://nomarriage.com/

http://nomarriage.com/perfectguy.html

 
Comment by usemenonly
2009-08-28 16:11:48 - IP Man-Hash: d8fb152600116

If he didn’t give a shit about my pleasure, then he would never have the pleasure of me…………I’am a high quality woman

 
Comment by STack
2009-08-28 16:13:44 - IP Man-Hash: ba4f8bc5fd478

You are a worthless skank pig useless in every way excopt for making bullshit demands. Your mangina has earned alot more from you than I have, and you cant even tear yourself away from me.

So why the FUCK would a man ever give a shit abouyt pleasing you …. when you reward men who treat you like GARBAGE with your attention.

 
Comment by Watcher
2009-08-28 16:15:45 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Your mother would be so proud of you usemenonly!

 
Comment by usemenonly
2009-08-28 18:29:56 - IP Man-Hash: d8fb152600116

you call this a reward for you.?…..you really are warped in the head

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Lily Sloan
2008-12-28 02:06:11 - IP Man-Hash: c770f75a123d5

Hey, so about your fat article… aren’t there more men world wide who are fatter than women? AND… is the only readon you hate women are because we are stupid? Do you think you’re mom is stupid? Without us the human race would not have been possible… it may start with you but it ends with us… do you not have one reason in the back of your mind somewhere that you think we may be “good” or “useful?”

– Just a question, not really hate mail…

Comment by RB
2008-12-28 02:16:35 - IP Man-Hash: bc6977bec8d43

“Hey, so about your fat article… aren’t there more men world wide who are fatter than women?”

Firstly, that’s a wrong fact.

Secondly, fat men are not lazy, bitchy and just plain nasty like fat women.They make themselves useful to society.There were many fat kings, soldiers, merchants, poets and scientists in history – they were ALL Men.Today, there are many fat business tycoons, generals, heads of states, scientists, engineers, film producers, bankers etc who are fat.Guess what, they are all MEN!

“do you not have one reason in the back of your mind somewhere that you think we may be “good” or “useful?” ”

Where exactly does Dick say that women are useless.

Comment by RB
2008-12-28 02:17:01 - IP Man-Hash: bc6977bec8d43

*useless?

 
 
Comment by Shiloh
2009-02-03 20:09:57 - IP Man-Hash: 0d72e80d556f0

Hey u stupid evolutionists, Evolution is a religion, not science. I don’t freakin care if u believe in it, just stop callin it science. It is not a fact! Religions r not facts! Look at a Kent Hovind debate and you will know what I mean.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-02-03 20:27:19 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Fat men aren’t fat.

 
 
Comment by Flu-Bird
2008-12-10 09:36:30 - IP Man-Hash: d6002cc8b6b86

Back in their NOV 1999 issue of NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC they showed a model of a dinobird which they claimed was the direct link between birds and dinosours however it turned out to be a fake peiced together with the fosselized remanins of birds and reptiles kind of like P.T. BARNUM and the FIJI MERMAID which turned out to be a uper part of a monkey with a fishtail attachted just like PILTDOWNMAN which was later proven a fake i mean igorant evolutionists will try any sort of goofy trick to try and prove this whole rediculous ideas i even heard some nit-wit want to try and recreate dinosours by tampering with the DNA of birds in his own vain attempts for JURRASIC PARK yeah sure SEE HIM END UP WITH JUST SOME ODD LOOKING BIRDS AND LET HIM BEAT HIS FOOL BRAINS OUT AGAINST THE WALL

 
Comment by Flu-Bird
2008-12-09 22:29:50 - IP Man-Hash: 6815fa2feea86

Jane Fonda HANOI JANE yeah still making blood money off her putrid movies and while her and robert REDford were making that peice of crap ELECTIC HORSEMAN just how may desert creatures did they squash? and whats become of her PEACE BUS is it sitting in her backyard on cinderblocks? SCREW LIBERAL DING DONGS

 
Comment by MansVoice
2008-01-27 06:31:26 - IP Man-Hash: ae7375fd8a8b8

Who is the troll, dumb bitch?

NO WOMEN ALLOWED
Fuck off.

Comment by Der Man
2008-10-21 09:45:23 - IP Man-Hash: 966d3ced13cdf

Couldn’t have put it better myself. Short and sweet and to the point.

Notice how Zardoz only replied once, but KL went on to post 7 times. Who has nothing better to do? Get a life and go where you’re wanted. Oh wait, that’s nowhere. Dig a hole atleast 20 feet deep, because that’s where everyone here wants you to be.

 
 
Comment by KL
2008-01-27 06:18:49 - IP Man-Hash: 8f0a725ff54ee

What the hell do you do other than troll the men are better than women site for a living?

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-27 06:17:55 - IP Man-Hash: 8f0a725ff54ee

So far you havent impress me so I doubt that Zardoz. Calling someone fat is very easy. Lying about people is easy. Try doing or saying something constructive. Oh wait, you cant cause you’re full of shit.

 
Comment by Zardoz
2008-01-27 06:15:40 - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390

KL said:

”ha ha youre fat” says the stupid retarded man even though hes sitting here 24/7 trolling the i hate women website. What a hypocritical loser.

My retarded brain could walk rings out you KL, and I’m not a troll I’m a member of the website. You my fat little sea cucumber are the troll here. I would only be a hypocrite if I were fat, which I am most certainly not, heheh

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-27 06:06:57 - IP Man-Hash: 8f0a725ff54ee

”ha ha youre fat” says the stupid retarded man even though hes sitting here 24/7 trolling the i hate women website. What a hypocritical loser.

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-27 06:03:02 - IP Man-Hash: 8f0a725ff54ee

just shut up and dont respond then. You allow women on this site regardless of your silly bs. You cant stop women from posting on this site and giving opinions and exposing you trash for what you are.

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-27 06:01:50 - IP Man-Hash: 8f0a725ff54ee

All the time? Last time I was here was a year ago up until yesterday afternoon. Im fat? is that the best you can do?

 
Comment by Zardoz
2008-01-27 05:59:01 - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390

KL said:
I bet the men on here have small penises or they would be out doing something worthwhile not worrying about this silly bullsh.t and writing these dumb articles.

I’ll bet you’re fat, or you wouldn’t be here posting bullshit insults for attention all the time.

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-27 05:55:29 - IP Man-Hash: 8f0a725ff54ee

I bet the men on here have small penises or they would be out doing something worthwhile not worrying about this silly bullsh.t and writing these dumb articles.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-11-13 16:19:23 - IP Man-Hash: 49c2078a44a9b

He’sDick,andHe’sADick said:

What makes you think I’m a man?

You could be a transexual.

 
2007-11-13 14:45:18 - IP Man-Hash: 5428a6660f4e0

What makes you think I’m a man?

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-11-12 20:25:02 - IP Man-Hash: 46bb66504b900

But getting laid isnt his life objective. Unlike you, he is an alpha and not a beta. Unlike you, he is an eagle and not a sheep. Unlike you, he is a man and not a fucking pussy. Shut the fuck up.

 

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