The Evolution of Stupid

Evolution is not a theory. Evolution is a fact.

The “theory” part in the Theory of Evolution refers only to the hypothesis of biological machinations which may or may not be the cause of evolution — ie, Natural Selection and Speciation. And the manliest of scholars have spent thousands of man-hours on exactly that question: why do we evolve?

The question scholars have spent no time on is: why didn’t women evolve? The answer is, because women are stupid and lazy.

You don’t need science to tell you that water is wet.

The female brain and the male brain are not the same organ. Your first clue that that’s true should be listening to a woman speak. Making sense of a woman’s word-vomit is like trying to use a broken calculator to figure out a math problem that doesn’t make sense.

If you have some pies and half of them taste good, how many should you have sex with?

There is no calculator broken enough to solve that piece of shit.

Men’s brains evolved to be quick thinking and hilarious. I, for example, am both of those. Quick thinking and being hilarious were important qualities for primitive men to have whilst they were chasing mastodons through the primitive plains. It was important to think quickly because that meant you survived. And it was important to be hilarious because if your best friend got eaten by a land shark, sitting around crying about it like a fucking woman meant you were dessert.

Man up and crack a joke or two.

That’s been the Manual of Manliness since God built his first one out of dirt and awesome. And you just read a manual, that means you just lost 30 Man Points.

The she-brain is as different to the male brain as the she-liver or a broken tricycle. And that’s exactly why women are still dumb as monkeys. When you spend ten thousand years sitting in a cave while work is getting done outside, you don’t evolve, you just become obsessed with tidying your cave and running your goddamn mouth.

Men have evolved enormous penises. That doesn’t mean women have evolved enormous penises, does it? They haven’t even evolved enormous vaginas. The evolution of the male sex organs didn’t effect the evolution of the female sex organs. Why would the evolution of our think-organs be any different?

Read a biology text book. And if you don’t believe in evolution, read a Bible. Either one will tell you the same thing.

Men are better than women.

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Comment by MansVoice
2008-01-27 06:31:26

Who is the troll, dumb bitch?

NO WOMEN ALLOWED
Fuck off.

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-27 06:18:49

What the hell do you do other than troll the men are better than women site for a living?

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-27 06:17:55

So far you havent impress me so I doubt that Zardoz. Calling someone fat is very easy. Lying about people is easy. Try doing or saying something constructive. Oh wait, you cant cause you’re full of shit.

 
Comment by Zardoz
2008-01-27 06:15:40

KL said:

”ha ha youre fat” says the stupid retarded man even though hes sitting here 24/7 trolling the i hate women website. What a hypocritical loser.

My retarded brain could walk rings out you KL, and I’m not a troll I’m a member of the website. You my fat little sea cucumber are the troll here. I would only be a hypocrite if I were fat, which I am most certainly not, heheh

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-27 06:06:57

”ha ha youre fat” says the stupid retarded man even though hes sitting here 24/7 trolling the i hate women website. What a hypocritical loser.

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-27 06:03:02

just shut up and dont respond then. You allow women on this site regardless of your silly bs. You cant stop women from posting on this site and giving opinions and exposing you trash for what you are.

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-27 06:01:50

All the time? Last time I was here was a year ago up until yesterday afternoon. Im fat? is that the best you can do?

 
Comment by Zardoz
2008-01-27 05:59:01

KL said:
I bet the men on here have small penises or they would be out doing something worthwhile not worrying about this silly bullsh.t and writing these dumb articles.

I’ll bet you’re fat, or you wouldn’t be here posting bullshit insults for attention all the time.

 
Comment by KL
2008-01-27 05:55:29

I bet the men on here have small penises or they would be out doing something worthwhile not worrying about this silly bullsh.t and writing these dumb articles.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-11-13 16:19:23

He’sDick,andHe’sADick said:

What makes you think I’m a man?

You could be a transexual.

 
2007-11-13 14:45:18

What makes you think I’m a man?

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-11-12 20:25:02

But getting laid isnt his life objective. Unlike you, he is an alpha and not a beta. Unlike you, he is an eagle and not a sheep. Unlike you, he is a man and not a fucking pussy. Shut the fuck up.

 
2007-11-12 20:10:26

“Men’s brains evolved to be quick thinking and hilarious. I, for example, am both of those”
To this I say: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You? Quick thinking? The guy who tries to judge every woman in the world? HAHAHAHHAHAHA! This really won’t help you get laid.

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-10-26 06:55:52

Vindication said:

Imagine the progress the world could make if men were able to simply work without having the liability of women. Look at Japan. Japanese society is EXTREMELY male-dominant, and they’ve made nothing but progress that has been unrealized in history up until now.

They’re also regarded to be one of the most intelligent countries on the planet. Why? Many reasons, but one is definitely that women accept their place in life, have kids, and accept whatever money is benevolently given to them by their husbands.

Extremely true. There are only 7% of women in top corporate positions in Japan and look how much does Japan kick ass in all areas. 2nd best economy, advanced technology and an affluent population. Way to go. The same can be said of China which is largely dominated by male leaders. Long live the patriarchy.

 
Comment by mike5150
2007-10-23 00:47:32

Jenn why is McClurkin a gay basher if his religion doesn’t believe in the lifestyle? Do you think America is suddenly going to become enraged at Obama for hanging out with such a person?

 
Comment by Mansman
2007-10-22 20:26:18

Excellent info, Billy. How can women possibly dispute such facts.

 
Comment by RobC
2007-10-22 14:47:43

Jenn said:

“Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama ripped a page straight from the Bush campaign playbook with his announced upcoming three date barnstorm tour through South Carolina with notorious gay basher, gospel singer Donnie McClurkin”

“I’m not in the mood to play with those who are trying to kill our children.” “if the churches can get together and unite, then Christians can have a major voice against the homosexual agenda.”
-Donnie McClurkin

Smooth Obama

Looks like The Almighty is a “Notorious Gay-Basher” too.

See Leviticus 20:13 and 1 Corinthians 6:9-10

 
Comment by Billy
2007-10-22 11:00:02

A special thanks to our gullible women~

“Destroy the family,” as Lenin said, “and you destroy society.” Thereby he merely repeated what Socrates had said before and what Friedrich Engels and Karl Marx put into words. Lenin set out to do just that, hoping that a new society — with the State as the ultimate father — could be constructed.

“Feminism is the intellectual organization of gender hatred, just as Marxism was the intellectual organization of class hatred. Feminism’s business is fashioning weapons to be used against men in society, education, politics, law and divorce court. The feminist aim is to overthrow “patriarchal tyranny.” In this undertaking, the male’s civil rights count for no more than those of the bourgeoisie in Soviet Russia or the Jews in National Socialist Germany.” What civil rights has wrought. Paul Craig Roberts, July 26, 2000. Townhall.com -

[1] “How will the family unit be destroyed? … the demand alone will throw the whole ideology of the family into question, so that women can begin establishing a community of work with each other and we can fight collectively. Women will feel freer to leave their husbands and become economically independent, either through a job or welfare.” — From Female Liberation by Roxanne Dunbar.

[2] “The nuclear family must be destroyed, and people must find better ways of living together. … Whatever its ultimate meaning, the break-up of families now is an objectively revolutionary process. … “Families have supported oppression by separating people into small, isolated units, unable to join together to fight for common interests. … — Functions of the Family, Linda Gordon, WOMEN: A Journal of Liberation, Fall, 1969.

[3] “The Feminists -v- The Marriage License Bureau of the State of New York…All the discriminatory practices against women are patterned and rationalized by this slavery-like practice. We can’t destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage.” — From Sisterhood Is Powerful, Morgan (ed), 1970 p.

Women suck as humans

 
Comment by Billy
2007-10-22 10:52:14

The Chancellor of Germany is a woman, England has it’s female leaders as well as Sweden. It’s a scary thought that Hillary may win. But I don’t believe voting is fair here anymore. No matter who goes in office the elite will rule behind the scenes as usual. Politics only occupy us while those in power remain in power from the rear..

None of us are really free no more, we’ve all been sold out.

 
Comment by Jenn
2007-10-22 10:35:46

“Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama ripped a page straight from the Bush campaign playbook with his announced upcoming three date barnstorm tour through South Carolina with notorious gay basher, gospel singer Donnie McClurkin”

“I’m not in the mood to play with those who are trying to kill our children.” “if the churches can get together and unite, then Christians can have a major voice against the homosexual agenda.”
-Donnie McClurkin

Smooth Obama

 
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