The Greatest Mother in America
Since when did women know how to take a stand?
They must be putting Man Juice in the water of Scottsdale, Arizona because a local woman is finally standing up for what she believes in. This woman is defiant like a man. She believes in shit like a man. And godammit she’s making a fuss about it. Manly.
Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson is this December’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month, and her message is: all women need to be immediately stripped of their children. Way to go, Gardenia.
Did you know children raised by a mother and father together are more likely to become criminals than children raised by single fathers? How do you like those apples? The science of statistics once again proves men are better than women. This time it additionally says women are poison to children.
Speaking scientifically, consider the absurdity of a woman raising a child. Isn’t that a bit like having a television cook your meals? The television has no taste buds or nose, it just wastes all the time you give it and is pretty to look at in the evening. What does that have to do with cooking a meal?
Nothing.
Children need things only a man can provide. Things like security and a moral center. What the fuck are women going to teach children about having a moral center? They’re all prostitutes. That’s not very fucking moral. Children also need clothes and food. Now how are women going to get that stuff? By prostituting themselves out of course.
If Nature wanted women to raise children, she would have given them more than half a brain to go out and get a job.
Gardenia Zakrzewski Johansson agrees with me, and she showed her contempt for women having access to their babies yesterday by locking her infant in the car while she took her dog on a thirty minute shopping excursion.
Good for her. It’s time more women started worrying about the welfare of their kids and fought to get their babies as fucking far away from themselves as possible. Johansson has killed two birds with one stone here as well by doing a little shopping for herself in the process. How manly is that! You can’t even spell man-efficient without M, A, N.
Just ask yourself this next time you see or hear of a woman battling for the custody of her children. Would everyone be so fucking thrilled about a mother with leprosy clinging to her child like it was Jesus’ ankle? No. It’s the exact same. All women have leprosy — a leprosy of morality.
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April 24th, 2008 at 11:49 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
@Cop Stash- you don’t sound like a woman. But then again, Ive been told on innumerable occasions on this site that I don’t sound like a man. Hail gender uncertainty with written prose. Great post, BTW.
April 24th, 2008 at 11:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 46dcb2783ca73
You two are horribly naive. Instead of addressing his problems, you’re telling him how to be a real man while suger-coating it with morality. Such speeches won’t allow him to move on and won’t get anything done.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
Well, I personaly do not have many bad experiences with men, actualy I have more with women now that I think about it. My dad is my absolute main role model in life, and that is terrifying in the since that I feel like I could never fill his shoes. The men in my life are awesome, always have been, and I can’t really relate to any of the crap being said on this site.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
Why the hell would I try to talk to this guy about his personal problems? I don’t know anything about him, and I have never been through what he has. It would not only be naive, but rude and thoughtless, for me to try to tell him my stance on his own painful experiences.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
I thought her post was outstanding for several reasons. 1.) I believe it reflected the reality of the diversity of people and their attitudes; there was no lying, or hints of lying or fact distortion 2.) it offered an opinion–nothing wrong with that, everybody does that here, and its up to you to agree or disagree with it. I think the strength of this site is you get a lot of different opinions and it challenges your thinking. As an example, a poster here expressed some opinions that have really challenged my very left-of-center political views, and I’m now reconsidering some of them. 3.) it was an uplifting message. I find that messages that are realistic but uplifting are very powerful for me. Just my opinion. Needless to say, what I find to be a great post may not be necessarily true for you.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
Wow, thanks.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46dcb2783ca73
In essence that’s exactly what you were doing, telling him how he should just get over and ignore his problems instead of solving them. In fact you really wasn’t addressing him at all, just spitting out a annoying diatribe of how a real man should act. The man obviously feels betrayed and screwed over but you didn’t even notice while on your metaphorical moral high horse.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
What are your suggestions, how should I adress him and/or the person who refered to all men as animals sticking thier dicks in everything? I simply don’t believe this to be true. I wasn’t telling him how to be a real man, I was talking mostly about how this site seems to insult women, while simultaniously insulting men. But, whatever you say buddy - your going to defend yourself at all costs, so it doesn’t really matter.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
metaphorical moral high horse…………I like that
April 24th, 2008 at 1:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46dcb2783ca73
That was the point, your speech had nothing to do with him at all. But you’re right, it’s pointless. Even if I explained it to you, you wouldn’t get it. Much too dense.
April 24th, 2008 at 1:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
Oh oh oh, stop……please stop………..Your breaking my heart!!!! Your just mad cause I got a compliment from no manhole.
April 24th, 2008 at 1:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
well uh uh…………your dumb………..and gay………..huh huh? burn sizzle sizzle
April 24th, 2008 at 1:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46dcb2783ca73
Like I said, too dense.
April 24th, 2008 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
Ok, quickly going nowhere here. Cop stash, don’t use that tactic, there is an implicit lack of maturity there. After reading some of your other posts, I know that you’re better than that.
Arbalast has a point, and also misses yours, I think. He is talking about real, concrete solutions rather than sophisms for Bleached. You chose to address the less tangible arena of his spirit, which although it does need addressing, it would be more helpful for him to have an actual course of action.
April 24th, 2008 at 1:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Your gonna make a great mom, Lynn. I can see you clarifying a potential (if they don’t exist) son and daughter-fight over what TV show to watch at 8:30, much more an ethical argument. I’m wondering if your at this site in part for practice.
April 24th, 2008 at 1:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
Wow. Just had an instant headache imagining entertainment negotiation strategies.
April 24th, 2008 at 2:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
Sorry, I just couldn’t resist.
April 24th, 2008 at 2:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 984d2faf2ac07
But mom, he sunk first!!!!!
April 24th, 2008 at 7:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
Well, after all that today, I’ve been thinking about your post. I don’t predend to be a psychologist, or have any real solutions, and bear in mind that with free advice, you get what you pay for.
However, it seems unfair to me that after a day’s worth of arguing about your post, not to address it directly.
I believe that the only person that can effect any real change in your life is you. I think that you are capable of a lot more than you realize, but you need to know your own strengths. To that end, I would recommend this:
Is there something in your life that you have always wanted to do, but never tried, or never thought you could do? Something that would really challenge you and push your limits, (ie martial arts, skydiving, etc.?) Pick something, and go for it. The more that you know you can do, the more you should be able to take back control of your life.
April 24th, 2008 at 11:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 81982691b3683
You know he posts like 4 days ago and the chances of him seeing this is low, right? I’m sure he would have posted by now otherwise.