The Pregnant Brain
I mentioned at some point in the not so distant man-past that a woman’s brain works better while it’s being consumed by venereal disease. That was only half true though. It turns out that women’s brains also work much better while they’re pregnant!
Again we see that good old Napoleon had women pegged from the get go.
“Women are only meant for making babies.” -Napoleon
And now science supports that claim. It’s like when you read about ancient astronomers who figured out the distance from the Earth to the moon using only telescopes and their wits. That’s Napoleon and sociology. He was a prophet.
There’s an article all about women and their baby making that I’m posting on the bottom of this page. It confirms exactly what all of us men know. Women’s brains are as useless as a urinal on a boat. However, it poses an interesting theory: women are slightly less dumber than dirt when pregnant.
Interesting. I said. Then I read more.
Pregnancy increases the size of certain neuron areas in women’s brains.
In other words, pregnancy makes a woman’s brain bigger — more like a man’s brain. And that makes it better. Big fucking surprise.
Using the brain to rear a child stimulates brain growth.
How about that. Actually using the brain — something that a man does every day while amusing his friends and co-workers and while keeping the entire fucking world from careening off into hell — makes the brain better. The brain is like an out-board motor then. You leave in it the shed or on the couch bullshitting with its squawk-happy friends all day at it turns into a rusted piece of shit.
Perhaps women will knock off that “all men are children” horseshit now that it’s finally official: dealing with children makes you smarter.
Virgin female rats took five times longer than mother rats to find hidden food.
Well that’s obviously true. I’ve never known a virgin who could do anything worth a damn.
I guess we now know what port-partum depression really is. It’s nature taking off a woman’s brainum blindfold and forcing her to see the world through manlier eyes for the first time. That’s why they turn into emotional disasters. It would be like a man waking up and realizing that at some point he had been wrong.
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actually i learned in neuro class that the brain shrinks during the first part of pregnancy, it only grows later on.
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#1 They try to talk about sex immediatly. As soon as you meet them via in person or online right away they start asking you sexual questions and ask what you like to do in bed. I feel like I need to start charging 1.99 a minute. Sex with you has gone from a distantly remote possibility to no chance absolutely zilch when this happens! I get your a guy and want to have sex as soon as possible. You don’t need to spell it out for me.
#2 They flatter insincerly. Somehow they they think telling you how awesome you are when they don’t know anything about you will increase there chances of getting laid. Also they will tell you they’re crazy about you/love you and anything else they imagine some poor niave girl would love to hear.
#3 They use their lame excuses to cheat. They site primal instincts as a reason for cheating and being a douche bag. They claim to have a mysterious and suspect drive to procreate the population of earths women with their seed. We used to be barbarians and live in caves. We also killed each other, men raped women, we wiped our shit with our hands, ect,. We have all evolved past this but men say it is still an instinct to lie and cheat.
#4 They don’t understand emotions. Men think emotions are weak and stupid. I think they’re just to stupid to understand them. It is fact that emotions are a higher brain function that evolved above our primal ape brain. Men say things are “stupid” they are to slow to understand. They’d much rather spend their life having meaningless sex and farting.
#5 They mean something one day then the next they don’t. Men can actually sometimes believe the outlandish bullshit promises they make, or mean they care about you, at the time they’re saying it. The next day, or next week they won’t even remember what they said to you if you bring it up.
#6 They’re followers of other men. They’ll spend their whole lives with a woman who takes care of them and who admirably deals with their selfish ways. But the minute another man grunts at them and says they’re being a pussy, they’ll turn on you and be an asshole to impress their guy buddy who still owes them that 200 dollars and slept with their high school girlfriend.
#7 They don’t appreciate anything. Save your mans life and be the slave of his dreams and they still won’t appreciate it or thank you. They’ll dump you for the next thing that walks by in a second if they’re not already cheating on you.
#8 They say women are gold diggers. Men only want to use women for sex yet complain women are only after their money. Every man I’ve ever met is a woman using whore and only 1 woman I’ve ever met was a gold digger. Even if it was true, why would they care?
#9 They cheat. Men are selfish. This is the real reason for their cheating. They only care about #1, themselves. You could be the greatest wife/girlfriend in the universe, the and the most beautiful person who ever lived and it wouldn’t matter. They’d still do it.
#10 They put you down. Men treat women like crap, but a standard tactic for them is to put a girl down for their hair, cooking, boob size, anything they can thing of as a reason for treating you like shit and somehow making it your fault.
#10 They don’t listen. They don’t understand most of what women say and they don’t care either. They could care less about your bad day at work, a guy who is harrasing you, your mother dying. They just want to defecate in the toilet and watch the game.
#11 They try to control you. Men are weak, slow, ect, so in order to feel empowered they try and lord over you, control you and have power over you. They will use any dirty tactic to keep you under their thumb and keep themselves from feeling like the inferior sex that they are.
#12 When they say sorry they don’t mean it. Come on ladies wake up. They only reason men apologize is if they’re worried about losing their nookie bag. Men are like deviant Catholics. They’ll tearfully tell you they’re sorry and then do the same thing an hour later.
#13 They enjoy bodily functions. Much on par with their base ape-like stupidity, men enjoy talking about, and hearing their shits and farts.
#14 They only care about your relationship when you’re going to leave. You can try and talk about and explain why they’re an asshole and need to stop in so many ways before you’ve finally had it. Suddenly when your out front with suitcases waiting for a cab they get out of their lazy apathetic stoop and try to get you to talk to them and convince you they actually care when they haven’t cared for months. When you go back, they will become the same old useless loser again. Usually within a few hours.
#15 They forget important moments. Men are dumb and selfish. I’ve said this before. They can remember play dates of their favorite teams from the present back to ‘69 but won’t remember your birthday when you’ve been married 20 years. Men do not care about you!
#16 Their egos. Men’s egos are as vast as space. This is why they’re always flirting to get attention, acting dominant, comparing themselves to other men and constantly seeking attention from strangers.
#17 They’re pedophiles. Men are all borderline pedophiles. Checking out teen, preteen and if it was accepted younger girls. They sexualize children in the media and love taking advantage and preying on young girls who haven’t figured out what they’re all about.
#18 They judge sluts when they’re all whores. They won’t marry a “loose woman” who sleeps around like they do and will call them sluts and use them for sex. Then they’ll want to marry a virgin after they’ve “sowed their oats” and slept with over 100 women.
#19 They want you to be their slaves. Men want women to cook and clean and take care of their lazy selves while they whine about taking out the trash or doing any housework at all.
#20 They don’t trust you. As much as men are lying whores, remarkably they don’t trust women who are much less so. They’re always sneaking and checking things out behind your back and accusing you of things they’re already doing.
#21 They won’t commit. Men are always looking for someone who doesn’t want them as much as their loving partner so they can prove how manly they are and lay them. Don’t be deceived by his excuses. Your man won’t commit because he’s just keeping you around while he’s on the lookout for something better. He will soon leave this new girl for someone better and so on. Men just want to sleep with different women to stroke their child-like egos. Men won’t commit because it means you’ll be able to get more justifiably angry at them when they cheat and leave you.
#22 They decieve. Men can look you right in the eye with a crocodile tear and tell you any sort of nonsense and its so believable you could give them an academy award. Its all bullshit don’t believe it.
#23 They’re different syndrome. Every guy will tell you he’s different or its all those other guys who are asshole or even agree and say men are pigs. They’re exactly the same and often worse than the honest pigs. When they pull this tactic run!
#24 They don’t fix shit! You’ll cook them a seven course dinner and slave away for them but how many times have you asked them to fix the fence or help you with a small task around the house? They’ll never get around to it. Keep waiting ladies.
#25 They take our jobs and make more money. Men have a history of repressing women since women are better than them in every way and their fear us. Men stick together and pay each other more and promote within their own group.
#26 The media. All the discusting over sexualization of women you see splattered all over TV is from men’s rule of the media. Women are told it is cool to act and dress like sluts. Men love to have sex with a variety of women because they’re selfish and love to watch non-stop TV which supports this fantasy.
#27 They’re unevolved. If there were no women men would likely still be swinging from tree to tree in the jungle. It is fascinating to women how so many of mens characteristics are so ape-like. Lack of higher emotions, warmongering, rapers, low intellect, driven by base needs. Women are more like humans and men are like apes.
#28 Fighting. Men love cockfights, bloody battles, violence, and war. Fighting is another way they express their base retarded selves, still imagining we’re in huts where the strongest man gets the most food. They haven’t yet realized the supermarket is a reality and the hunting days are over. Maybe in 1000 years they will catch up to where we are now.
#30 They only care about what you look like. Men seldom realize there is more to a person than how tight there ass is. You could be mother Theresa inside and they wouldn’t care if you looked below average. It is all 100 percent on the outside with men. Their goal is to get a trophy to show off to other vulgar males. They’re constantly berading you about your looks since this is all that matters to their dense, shallow minds.
#31 They’re heartless. Hitler, Attila the Hun, Vlad the Impailer. The most heartless cruel acts are orchastrated by men. No one can be a cold, heartless, or robotic as a man. It’s especially shocking to women who are capable of kindness and empathy.
#32 They love dogs for a reason! Ah, Man’s best friend. It is truly how they envision their dream woman. Subserviant, dumb, happy to see them no matter how much they smell, unable to talk, a slobbering mindless worm. Keep dreaming boys.
#33 They’re all gay. Men are all closet homosexuals. Which is why they’re always postrating and as acting as macho as possible. They hope other men won’t catch on but its the silent secret all men share.
#34 Acting Macho. Somehow they think acting tough makes them tough. When they’re just acting like children. The weakest of men roars the loudest.
#35 They’re competitive. Always trying to size up each others cocks, men are insecure around other men especially. They all know they’re all weak but have to try and outdo each other and belittle each other to feel better about it.
#36 They’re pro prostitution. Heck they’re the reason prostitution exists. Thousands of nasty pedophile men fly overseas to abuse impoverished children and have sex with them. Most women have been sexually abused by a man. (1 in 4) and continue this sad cycle of abuse by becoming prostitutes to be abused my more sick heartless men.
#37 They have sick fantasies. Two women at once? Sound familiar. It’s every dung slinging, unfaithful guys fantasy. Men are selfish and insecure. The more women the better they feel like a god.
#38 Most of them suck in bed. Wam Bam thank you ma’am. Men suck in bed, are to lazy for foreplay, last for less than 5 minutes and then complain when women get “headaches” because they can’t endure the torture of their crappy lovemaking. If a woman hates sex it is completely the mans fault. Many men are to lazy and selfish and could care less if the women enjoys it, so as long as they blow their load.
Holy cow you have a lot of time.
Anyway, I think Dick is dead on as usual. I’ve yet to meet a woman that impresses me with her personality. The first thing women think if to use as an insult is sexuality and the last thing they think of is sexuality. Not all men are great but hey, no woman is.
where are you meeting women….trailer parks, that would explain the lack of personality. women are great when you leave the welfare and move on to quality women.
Men are better than whimmin at lists.
women can spell better too…it is ‘women’, dumb ass not whimmin.
I think its cute how half of what you say is flat out bullshit, and the other half contradicts that with more bullshit. Maybe when it comes to the men you’ve met some of that’s true, but that’s just because your tiny women brain let you fall victim to these men and attracts you to dumb shits. Not our problem your stuck sucking the dick of the lesser of our race, but hey they still kick your ass in the ranking system that is life.
On the subject of 31 by the way, the onlt reason that’s true is because a man is the only one capable of organizing and pulling of such feats. You really think a women could lead Germany to an almost global power, a bitch can’t even run a fucking McDonalds without shit going wrong.
Attila the Hun was awesome, and every living man would like to emulate his exploits. Sylvia Saint is awesome too, but for some reason I don’t think she’ll be regarded in the same way by future generations. You will have no offspring being the bitter cunt you are (remember, there is no shame in losing to the best, and anyway, women know no shame…), so I don’t think you’ll be regarded as anything by future generations.
Joseph Stalin was great also. He got rid (i.e.: sent to the Lubyanka) of women in his circle because their bickering gave him splitting headaches or because they wouldn’t shut the fuck up and stop gossipping about secret state matters. He also was fond of putting salt on random people’s vodka only to laugh his ass off when they puked like fire hydrants, among other pranks. Although I wouldn’t like to serve under him, I’d invite him to a party, which is more than I can say about the likes of you spoilsport, you.
Also, cocks. You don’t have one. I do, and it’s attached to me and not in a formaldehyde-filled jar like the collection you dream constantly of. Ergo, you lose.
You actually took this seriously?..
Point proven
You guys are just on this woman hating site because women will never sleep with you. Its true dont lie all women think you pathetic, because you probably live with your “whore mother”
You got it bud, every woman is a cheating whore.
I do not know, lets ask your mother, I am sure she is whore
You are wrong bro. I live with a beautiful woman, before that I had fucked 50 or so others. My life has never been as shitty as it is now. After 3 years of seeing each other the sex has diminished (as it does with every woman when you have to see her every day!), she lost her job after a month of living together and does have the drive of a man to find a new one (I foot the $1300 a month rent bill) and all she is interested in doing is watching “Rock of Love” “Charm School” and MTV while texting her friends all day. The only hobbies she has are putting on make-up, getting attention and myspace for at least 2 hours a day! This has been the case with every woman I have dated and fucked…once they have a man tied down the fun stops and all they do is rely on him…plus some occasional bitching. It is time to leave the bitch. This site is hilarious Andrew and you can’t deny the truth…go get your little carrot wet for a couple years then come back to us and see if you feel the same.
To this I say, you are really stupid once again. Why? hm, maybe because if this information is true and that of most women take hormonal birth control pills… guess what that does to you? Your brain believes its pregnant all of the time because of the hormones it is receiving and thus we will not get pregnant. Now this would mean perhaps a great number of women let’s say ages 16 to 35 have their great big brains running around, so capable of anything. Be scared, be oh so scared.
Men aren’t easy when women get pregnant, they argue,leave ,fight they are grouchy, the same way…. I saw how it happens and it works both ways.
Fact, elephant brains ar are bigger than human brains it doesnt mean they are smarter.
Elephants are a completely different species compared to human beings, you small-brained cunt. However, male elephants have bigger brains than female elephants, in the same way that human males have bigger brains than human females. In fact, the males of all mammalian species have bigger brains than the females of all mammalian species, and probably higher general intelligence as well.
No shit, thanks for pointing that out. The elephant species is a matriarchal society, as well as a lot of species of animals.
So, I wouldn’t say the males have a higher intelligence.
What matters is brain size to weight ratio, which is, on average, the same in men and women. It’s exactly because of brain size to weight ratio, not “different species”, that elephants aren’t smarter than us. Humans are not on a biological pedestal, if elephants had a larger brain size to weight ratio, they’d likely be smarter, “different species” or not.
The number of neurons matters.The more neurons you have, the more information you can process.It’s simple.Male humans have larger or denser brains than females, more neurons, greater percentage of grey matter.Conclusion-overall they’re definitely smarter than females.
Females have more white matter, so their neurons connect better, they get more bang for the buck. After factoring in that and the difference in weight to mass ratio, they come out even, on average, with men. Brain weight to mass ratio matters, because the larger a creature is, the more brain mass is being used on basic survival tasks. It’s not “simple”, because under that logic of more neurons = smarter, elephants and whales, for example, would be much smarter than us.
Males have white matter, but lesser than females.The male brain is more powerful than the female brain because they have more grey matter.
Women can connect more neurons than men, but men have many more neurons than women.In the long run, a man will excel in processing information and defining concepts.A woman may or may not do it faster but her brain, due to its lesser grey matter will eventually fail to catch up.
Elephants and whales are larger than humans.They thus have more neurons, but not enough to be as intelligent as us.Humans, for their size, have many more neurons than any other same-sized animal.
Please do not be s sure of yourself… Real science agrees with me.
http://www.futurepundit.com/archives/003342.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_misconceptions_about_the_brain
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1653687.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1653687.stm
oK some info to help…
Elephants vs. Humans is an argument of complexity, not size. The interconnections in a human brain are more complex by several orders of magnitude.
Given that male and female humans are of the same genus, if it is in fact true that men have more brain-mass then it could be said men have the advantage. I know for a fact we’re born with more brain cells, but this has nothing to do with intelligence. I believe more brain cells just means are brains deteriorate more slowly, as your body cannot produce more. Having larger pool is a good thing.
But I am not a neuro scientist.
Exactly, that is what I was trying to say, but everytime I compare the human brain everybody attacks me.
Men invented civilization, whereas women invented nothing. Of course men have higher intelligence than women.
you can’t invent civilisation.
Okay, civilizations came to be thanks to the feats of men, not women.
It it depended on women, we’d still live in fucking caves wondering from where do children come from.
There is a man out there, an ugly, balled, chief boyarde mustache man out there… and he likes to be called Dick Masterson.
He makes his living, by typing about how women are less then men.
How I’m better then Dick Masterson:
I have hair
I am not ugly
I do not where aviator glasses on t.v.
I know the mustache is only for reno 911, cops, or pirates
I’m not republican.
Before I tear this man a new ass hole, unlike the buffet girl, his mom or anyone other women may have had, I’m going to say sorry, because I know what he really is.
the list.
10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
Funny he should mention this because I happen to believe men have a little more then simply mild form of down syndromes/ adhd. Thats why men can’t argue, women understand that like children, you have to speak in slow, completely un-witty fashion when talking to men because like the spired-web effect men can simply not make the connections of one point to the other. Once you get them on the same point as you, you’ve lost them to either your mouth or tits, so you simply use shock treatment to remedy your problems…with holding sex, not cooking food, standing in front of the t.v, take what you provide and suddenly shit gets done.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
Did he really just try to prove a point with a word derived from 12century English?
Really?
This is a prime example for how men really try to make a point with things that are out dated, out of topic, and simply unintellectual.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
“racist
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rac·ism /ˈreɪsɪzəm/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciation[rey-siz-uhm] Pronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one’s own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
2. a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3. hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.”
Again, the point of words used out of there proper definition. If I knew one man that was up before 9am with something done rather then partying, bitching, or eating I may just believe this. Unfortunately we all know its a load of bullshit. Men’s entire life’s rotate in A) finding a bitch/family/ meaning to his life
B) doing something that causes him to 1)gain pride 2) gain respect 3) be worth something
C) making someone else proud.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
As a matter of fact stars who burn the brightest, die the fastest, with nothing left but the memory’s of the boosting of light. Mean while pigs have closest d.n.a to humans and have played a very important role to homo sapiens. Men like to boost about how all mighty they are then they happen to have the title of No good, worthless, hypocritical, stealing, lying, LAZY, and disgusting things.
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
Men like to say things like the above blurp because they simply can not communicate.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
“Devi Durga
Devi Durga, is one of the shades of Parvati, and an expression of Shakti or Prakriti. She is at once the Kind Mother of the Universe and the Destroyer of Evil . She carries the Trishul and at times, the sword, varying in her several images. And one of her hand, is shown in the Varadaa-Mudra or in the benevolent posture of boon-giver to the true devotee. In Bengal, she is projected as an idol with ten arms. Each of the arm is carrying the weapons and articles, furnished to her by the other gods , for quelching the demon, Mahisasura.
Devi Saraswati
Devi Saraswati is the Conferer of Knowledge and Wisdom. The stringed musical instrument, called Vina, and the book, which she holds in her hands, attests her as the celestial Mistress of all kinds of learning, be it the creative arts (such as music) and scientific research, talent and skills. She is highly respected as the Mother of the Vedas. She is Brahma`s consort. This identity colours her image with deeper meaning. She is the habitat of Brahma`s creative intelligence. She is also the glorious Goddess of speech, Vak Devi. ”
Hinduism as a religion is called as `apauruseya` which means of impersonal origin. Hindu Gods are also known as such, they are eternal deities appearing to be sovereign and different, but in reality are aspects of the same Brahman, the supreme God. Gods of India are these Hindu deities in different incarnations.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
Do you want to know why women don’t wear watches? Simply because they don’t need them. Unlike men who often lose track of time and lost track of whatever they think they need to get done. Women simply can wake up, look at a clock, know what time it is and simply can keep track of her day,hours, week. Men need there watches, because if not they’d simply fuck around all day trying to figure out what time it is instead of getting shit done instead.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
Nuclear fission was first experimentally achieved by Enrico Fermi in 1934 when his team bombarded uranium with neutrons.[11] In 1938, German chemists Otto Hahn and Fritz Strassmann, along with Austrian physicists Lise Meitner.” OHHHHH Is Lise a girl? Well I’ll be damned. Not to boost or brag, but women can destroy any man they want to, they’ll ruin your life, your car, your name. So you want to talk destruction you can come on over to my place and I’ll show you how to destroy something.
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
Marriage is religion. It comes from the bible, which is written by men. I do recall that women don’t ask to be married, men propose… so if all those men really think its stupid, why do they ask? Or is it because they just can’t help them selfs? Or does it go back that men need to have something to give weight to there life’s because they just can’t handle them selfs with out wrist watches and bitches?
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’
Women have vagina’s. Live giving. Let me remind you low life cock loving men out there, you live your daily routine looking for pussy, asking for pussy, or being a queen. If your mother’s who made the god awful mistake of bringing onto this earth didn’t have a vagina, you wouldn’t be here, and what a delight that would be. So before you start rambling about how fantastic your cock is, let me remind you, they make dildo for a reason, and it most likely because what you packing down there isn’t as great as rubber.
Now as for Mr.Masterson and the women that he sleeps with, dates, or even comes in contact with, I’m sure they lack the necessary means of being titled an intelligent women. So I don’t take much weight to what he writes, for if one simply only knows stupid unintelligent women, he can only write about stupid unitelligent women. There are 2 types of women that will be attracted to him 1) Stupid bitches 2) Savers. Savers are women who think they can change him, think they can show him what right, to change his mind. The problem with savers is that Mr. Masterson can’t comprehend smart women. He gets attention from being a low life, he gets bitches from being a low life, and he’s obviously done enough nonsense to make a living and get laid for this, and for simply ethical value I don’t he will change.
So although he’s a low life, suffers from down syndrome/adhd, has a penis, and is a republican, at least he’s the man fucking the gutter sluts.
(and if all you can do is comment on the typo’s your point is excused.)
First off, bitch: TL;DR
Look it up if you don’t understand.
If you’re not ugly, post tits or get the fuck out. As any fool knows, you are NOT welcome here. As for the shaved head, aviator glasses and mustache? How material of you. Dick wears these articles because like him, they are cruise control for cool… something you wouldn’t understand it if were printed in a manual. As for being a Republican? LOL! Wow, you’re obviously a left-wing fucktard who believes in entitlement. News flash cunt: If you don’t earn it, you don’t deserve it. If you won’t defend yourself, you deserve EVERYTHING that happens to you. No one cares about the rest of what you said. I’m not wasting my valuable time. Here’s hoping someone rapes you tonight, cheers!
Wow, you really did your research. Look none of this is real. Its just humor. You shouldnt be on this website if you cant handle the bullshit. Dick does this to make money. I really dont beleive that he actually believes this crap, but a lot of people do and thats how he makes his money. If you are hot I give you your props, if you are fat, than hit the tredmill.
Actually, I’m fairly sure Dick does adhere at least to the principal that ‘men are better than women’, as we all do here/
If you do not, then you shouldn’t be on this website (GTFO) and the treadmill should hit you.
Of course I beleive that men are better than women. What man doesnt. All I am saying is the stuff Dick writes about is funny, but a lot of it is not true, and Im sure Dick knows that. If you actually beleive everything he says than you are ignorant.
No, believing everything he says would require years of study and cross-referencing. Dick is an intelligent, educated man and what he says is thoughtful and calculated.
Thank you for your input.
Ok if Dick is so intelligent, how come he says a bigger brain makes you smarter. Elephants have bigger brains than humans and their not as smart.
If it interests you, build up the patience to research it.
That being said, my SWAG is that they are as smart, just in different areas.
How do you know elephants are stupid? How many nuclear weapons have they invented? How many wars have they started? How many forests have they flattened?
I say that elephants are smarter than humans, and their limitation is their humility and restraint. They are very, very adaptable and notable for their brilliance and cunning. They just don’t worry about showing it.
I think Dick was speaking of brain size as a percentage of average mass of the organism within a particular species.
So, taken in context of species, men have larger brains than whimmin (and men’s superior achievement, in number and type, is well documented in any non-PC text one wishes to consult, and could be attributed to any number of things, well documented by others on this site, too).
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
Wow @ KT… just… WOW.
Who are you? Do you work for Dick? I say that because everytime I say something to discredit Dick you step in and discredit what I say.
To Benignbullet
*lol* Yeah, we’re sorta like Charlie’s Angels.
Dick’s Assholes
Has a nice… ring, to it?
One time I said that Dick said “that women didn’t invent anything” and posted a URL with womens inventions. Than Benignbullet stepped in and stated his claim about in comparison and proportions that their inventions were bleak compared to males inventions.
Such a double standard, no? Women can freely post here, but we get banned from feminist and liberal sites for posting the truth about women.
“…their (women’s) inventions were bleak compared to males inventions…”
Well that’s fucking true enough…
Thank you.
You’re welcome, thought it was not a compliment.
lmao, that was some funny shit.
It was.
He’s right, friend.
What’s funny, Don?
Whats funny is KT said “Elephants are smarter than humans.” Than LeMat said “WOW.” KT took it as a compliment and LeMatt said “thought it was not a compliment.” I thought that was funny
Cripes, I typo a lot.
**You’re welcome, though it was not a compliment.
Sorry gentlemen, I have a bum hand but that is no excuse. I will endeavor to do better proofreading.
Oh, you’re absolutely right… how could I have missed it?
“Look none of this is real.”
“Its just humor.”
“Dick does this to make money.”
“I really dont beleive that he actually believes this crap…”
Sorry… it must be that I’m… ignorant, or something.
Of course he embellishes… you should never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Your not ignorant. Its just ignorant of you to beleive this stuff. Actually you seem educated.
You are not your
You are not your
fuck u bitch
I’ll begin my allegation by stating the obvious: you’re only envious because you can’t get a moustache (you aren’t a transexual or an athlete from a Warsaw Pact country during the Cold War).
Now, let’s move onto another topic: what you’re perpetrating above aren’t typos, which belong to the realm of accidents. They are terrible ortographic mistakes, which are the product of sheer ignorance. Some of those are contained in text you copypasted from Wikipedia, a source which doesn’t make its statements automatically correct by virtue of its name, since it’s called “wikipedia” and not “manpedia”. We owe modern encyclopedias mostly to Denis Diderot, who was a man.
Also, your rant reeks of “ugly fat feminazi raging cunt” all over the fucking place and we are men, therefore we are right by default.
If you want to be able to piss without squatting, use a tube. A sterilized catheter, or later you’ll piss will be turbid, like that cunt’s who drank her own from a Martini glass (google “Martini-chan” for pics). I’m explaining this to you because since you are a woman you wouldn’t be able to figure it out on your own.
I rest my case.
That’s kinda how it’s set up. Personally I just came here because I saw him on Dr. Phil and thought the site was like Maddox was…but then you get these girls going off like he’s the devil and acting all rightous and shit and suddenly you see he’s pretty much right. and then you go out and see women proving him right just by talking…just wow.
There is somthing to be said for a feminist who can’t spell “women” correctly, hell, there’s two things to be said.
Those two things are:
What the fuck?
And:
Are you sure your a woman?
This proves Dick right about how “womyn” can’t spell, and I don’t even agree with him on anything on this site… you are making me reconsider…
Garrett
I have no idea whether it’s intentional or not, but either way, you’re hilarious. Keep it up!
I eventually tired of reading all the bullshit coming from Chantal et al., but from what I managed to wade through, I can sum up a woman’s points in an argument as such:
ad hominem, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.
If it were entertainment, you wouldn’t be menstruating all over the place.
Ah, thanks for clarifying that. It was kind of difficult to comprehend what he was saying, but then I will also admit that I was dying to use that meme.
Sorry about any confusion, BB.
@ Doubt: That was a post by Chantal if you scrolled further upwards. BenignBullet didnt say it; he just messed up the quote function by accident or posted too hastily.
Ah, the blockquote function keeps evading you clever little ladies. I suppose those small-prick jokes make up for it – again and again and -
GOOD HEAVENS, JUST LOOK AT THE TIME!
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/bd/Rapeclock.jpg
Professors don’t need to show off idiot, or get a clue. You are not even close to being in the same league…baby.
Your ignorance of achievement is extraordinary; try hiding it, at least.
oh yea, and wolfe, drinking doesn’t impress womyn. it doesn’t make you a “man.” get a clue and stop trying to show off like we care. i hate guys who drink a lot, anyway. oh and captious is a great word. so is termagant. do you know that word? if you hate womyn, you should.