The Saving Grace
Throughout the ages, men have become timeless legends for sharing their unique gifts with the world. Mozart was a famous piano man. Hippocrates was a famous doctor man. Richard Simmons was a famous girlie man.
The point is that no woman can claim the same. Hey how about that. I’m a rhyming man by intuition and I was not aware of the predisposition.
Sure women can become timeless legends, but it’s always for one thing and one thing only.
Being a cocksucker.
Monica Lewinsky, Cleopatra, Mary Magdalene; come on. Honestly, who can think of any women more timelessly legendary than those harlots? Joan of Arc doesn’t count either because she was just schizophrenic, and these days we lock your ass up for that shit. Either that or she had advanced Syphilis by the time she was 12. Not that that disproves my point at all.
Today’s article is about being talented. We all see where I’m going with it already. Men are better than women at being talented not because they can be talented in so many more things than women, but because men share. Men share their gifts and the fruits of their talents with the world.
A man who is talented will write plays for your amusement, paint wonders for your enjoyment, or lift heavy things. Ask me to lift something extremely heavy if you ever see me in the street and I won’t turn you down. That’s because I’m a man and I share my blessings with no hint of greed or the gimmie-ism that so befouls the female race.
On second thought, don’t do it. Since you’re all men here, something like that would cost us both a heaping shitload of man points. Ask me to do something like reaffirm your directions. That’s a talent I can share with man-punity.
Men have talents all over the spectrum. From arts to smarts and business to fitness, you can bet your ass that there’s a man somewhere in the world who can do it like he was born to do so. That’s man power. That’s why man’s strength is in the fact that we don’t hate the fuck out of one another.
On the flip side, and it may come as a surprise to anyone who has ever paid anyone money to do anything to hear this, but women can also be talented. Some women, for example, can have large breasts. That’s a perfectly valid woman-talent. I think I’ve already mentioned the other.
The point here is that if you try to appreciate women for their natural talents, they’ll make you feel like a shithead. Does anyone think Liszt went to his grave bitching and moaning about how everyone loved him as a composer and musician, but he wasn’t really sure if they loved the real him. What the fuck the real him? What does that shit even mean?
Men know that you are nothing more than the sum of your parts — your talents, your job, your car in some parts of the world. If all you’ve got is a huge desire to build bridges, don’t act surprised when they put “Bridge Builder” on your fucking tombstone. That’s all you were.
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December 19th, 2005 at 10:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeffcc3f4c66e
you’re a poet, but I sure don’t knowit.
Musta stayed up late, but with a clear mind, to so carefully articulate the obvious.
The Geezer
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December 20th, 2005 at 1:48 am - IP Man-Hash: dc6df4d5c25ad
Dick, you definately do have subtle mangenuity.
March 11th, 2006 at 5:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: e3acc5fd1d171
I think one of the things that pisses men off the most about women is they want respect for doing nothing. The affirmation by oprah and all the women’s movements that women are “goddesses” has given most women an over-inflated ego and a false entitlement mentality. No man every demands respect just because… it’s always for a reason, because he has done great things or made great sacrifices. Men don’t need women to constantly prove their love to them by doing menial or degrading things, but women are constantly demanding it. Women are being told basically that men are disposable, thoughtless, heartless, useless and above all, the source of their own problems. Instead women should be taught that respect is earned and that they should use their minds and not their stubbornness to get what they want. Mostly they should be taught the world is not fair, never will be so stop putting up unrealistic fantasies… men have been told that for millenia.
January 26th, 2007 at 7:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 86479eb1a991c
Jessica Hahn, Delilah, Paris Hilton, all famos, and all famos for the same thing. Dick was spot on again!
January 28th, 2007 at 8:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
Well, women are known for more than JUST that. There’s:
Amelia Earhart- famous for getting lost.
Ellen Swallow Richards- famous not just for swallowing her husband Richards, but for founding Home Economics and bravely trying to teach women how to cook and clean. (Sadly, she failed, but it’s not clear even a man could succeed at that task).
Margaret Sanger- famous for promoting eugenics and more efficient ways to kill lots of people, especially different-colored ones.
Leni Riefenstahl- famous for making spectacular movies and propaganda that worked to persuade viewers that lots of people should be killed, especially different-colored ones.
Hmmm. I’m seeing a pattern here.
-wolfe
January 28th, 2007 at 8:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 370a70b3ae78b
Interesting, Wolfe.
December 17th, 2007 at 8:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: e0f131a688f70
Hmm, so let’s just pick out the statistics/facts that favor our argument and completely ignore everything else. And if anybody refutes with the presentation of such facts, let’s dismiss or mitigate them. Whee! Winning strategy all the time! The statistics are only right when it is interpreted how we want to!!
January 26th, 2008 at 10:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
You want them to be cocksuckers. You want to keep them down. You dont want anything to change.