The Signs of Dumbness
Astrology is one of the dumbest and most worthless things in the world.
Astrology is so dumb, I don’t think a man could even come up with something dumber. That’s because ten thousand years ago, or whenever it was that astrology was crapped out, a man sat down and said, “What’s the dumbest thing that could possibly be. Eureka! Astrology!”
Men invented it as a joke, and men are better than women at it.
But it’s not because men avoid the whole mess completely and file all the bullshit and pathetic minutia in a huge plastic bin that says Someone Else’s Problem — just like how men are better than women at menopause.
It’s true that men don’t give two shits about astrology. Sure, I can tell you which signs are the water signs and that the month you were born in means you like bologna sandwiches more than tuna fish or a kick to the face, but I can also tell you that Bennie and the Jets wore electric suits and mohair suits. What the fuck does it mean? Nothing. And I, just like every other man, don’t give a shit about either one.
It’s all a bunch of meaningless crap that bored men made up with their infinitely powered man-ginations thousands of years ago. That’s good enough for a “better than”. That’s one more point for men. But then why would I also be able to tell you things like a Leo can eat half of its weight in chocolate and Scorpios are laziest on Tuesdays?
I’ll tell you why.
For every lame astrological fiction I have in my head, women have a hundred. For every insipid and vague soup of paragraph life-characterizations that I’ve read, women have read a thousand. They live and breathe it. Women have the whole astrological shit-verse memorized; every page, part, and parcel of purility. And it’s exactly because they’re so desperate to define themselves with something that’s not their long list of fuckups and failures they cling to astrology like the anchor of a sinking ship.
Women don’t look for answers ever. They only look for instructions, which astrology is perfect for. This is your character. This is what you’re afraid of. Women don’t actually want answers because they already have the answer for everything. It’s March, or April — or whatever month they were born. That’s womankind’s final solution. If she doesn’t already know the answer, it probably does exist. And if that ever makes her feel bad, she just has to open up the daily paper to see if she should be feeling bad today at all.
Try it out for yourself. Learn a little astrology as a lark and see if it makes talking to women bearable. It’s like learning magic tricks to treat small children. Try that too.
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yeah, all ancient civilisations have thier own version of astrology, ancient greeks studied them, myans, arabians, romans,mexicans american indians, chinese, japanese, tibetans ect
all have thier own astrology chart.
It makes more sense then believing in something like a dude in the sky who sent his son on a suicide mission, or scientology or any relatively new religion.
you obviously have no idea what your talking about when it comes to astrology and have not studied it beyond your horoscope in the daily paper.
I do believe the correct spelling is ‘whoreoscope’.
The Signs of Dumbness
You see AA
Chris
and studioline commenting
on here,run before there dumbness
rubs off on you!
Hi Sarah…. you look really pretty with my cock in your mouth.
Hi Sarah…. you look really pretty with my cock in your mouth.
To bad you are completely wrong scene kid this is not sarah.
Okay well before I was so rudely interupted by AA’s imaginary friend!
I teased my hair!
It looks bitchenx!
Jealous cunt?
I miss studioline.He’s so good.;)
It doesn’t matter who it is.
FACT: Its a woman coward.
Oh and you know what else I’m hardxcore.Dick is the one I worship cuntx!
You mean you’re hardxcunt. AND stupid.
That’s gotta suck for you.
Why don’t you go do something productive like wrap your lips around a fat cock and play sperm vacuum.
yeah that wasnt me moron
and chris I dont think Im really your type, since Im not related to you and have never had or intend to have crabs and a pimp.
Sounds like someone has PMS and it ain’t us.
This reminds me of Stranger in a Strange Land, which I only managed to get to page 90 or so because of astrology.
Not so much because of the author using it in the book, because Douglas Adams takes some time to poke fun at the practice as well, but because of the context of the section.
In this book this new country called the Federation exists and controls most of Europe and America, from what I read. The leader of this country is a former lawyer who is trying to steal the planet Mars from the last survivor from a group of explorers who all met a tragic end.
Obviously this book’s plot is about as ludicrous as you could imagine, but here’s what caused me to bring the book back and demand a refund: the leader of the federation takes orders from his wife, who believes astronomy is a science.
This lampooning of the female gender and astrology was fine in my mind, had she been any other character in the book. However, this woman was apparently pushing her husband around and forcing him to run the country her way… according to her horoscope.
And this nation has been around for longer than one fucking day? Bullshit! Women can’t run any form of organized society when they TRY to by getting men to do their work for them. Try to imagine a society which is run by a woman that thinks that the stars and fate are the only truths in life.
You would’ve thrown the book too.
I don’t say anything of the sort because I’m not the sort of useless crapsack, Jane, that generalizes. And my “afraid to stand alone” was a question, not a statement, before you get yourself into a little foaming-at-the-mouth tizzy.
Sorry, but this sad little dig doesn’t resonate with me. No one has ever broken up with me, so I don’t know how not being tolerated by someone I want feels like.
How can someone break up with you if you’ve never gone out with someone? If you say “I did go out with someone,” I really doubt they knew you thought you two were going out, or he was in a coma.
And if that is the case I’m sorry.
You sound very damn sexy.(not being sarcastic)
How can we women wrongfully accuse men of being “afraid” to standing on their own, when women always say that men afraid of commitment? Men are not “afraid” of either!!
They commit to ejecting women from their lives with no hesitation or remorse at all. And that’s because of useless vaginas like Magnolia.
You cunts are impossible. No wonder men don’t tolerate you.
Isn’t the fact that the patriarchy is already down what you lot keep sniveling about?
Oh no! Magnolia’s here to bring down the patriarchy!
Too afraid to stand on your own?
Of course; men are naturally team players. We also recognise that to be a team player, it takes individual efforts. That’s why we don’t free-ride on the efforts of others, stab everyone else in the back, and whine about imaginary oppression until someone changes the rules on our behalf.
LOL. Guys, looks like we are geting very good at this, individually and as a team.
Yeah maybe we could get dick to brainwash everyone else like us.Well probably not.Damn I would love to meet Dick he is like my god.It takes a hardxcore man to brainwash me!Okay maybe not because I follow all men.I’m such a zombie and I likes itx!Being an individual sux.I will be rejected if I be myself!
No, it isn’t.
End discussion.
NO Dick,
It’s easy to tell (from the writings) if a woman has never been properly fucked or ass-fucked by her father.
You have not…… No man. No boyfriend. No husband. No Penis. No question.
You are a psychologically crippled cunt.
Psychologicallycrippledpussiesarebetterthanpsychologyicallycrippledcun ts.
LOL. And you on the other hand are perfect. “Nice” try, but we already have see this endless number of times, go away, bye,
So you better leave before my dumbness rubs off on you!
Dick,
It is easy to tell (from the writings) if a man has ever been psychologically separated from his mother.
You have not…. no college, no military, no logic, no unemotional reason.
You are… a psychologically crippled pussy.
so desperate to prove they’re better.. they must be worried about something. Guess that’s why i beat men at everything.
Ah Jody Focks again…with a bee in “her” bonnet. Too bad.
“Mansman tells you what you need to know”.
You can’t read signs. From what I have read… not sure you can read at all.
You write like a wo-man. Stop it. And use some paragraphs goddammit
Still up to your old tricks mansman. The words ‘broken’ and ‘record’ spring to mind.