There’s Nothing to Wrong Except Wrong Itself
I hear this question all the time; never directed at myself, but while hearing shrill she-devils screech and harp on their man-friends while standing in line for the cinema or the man-theater or a meat restaurant.
“Were you checking out that girl?”
I carry around a special stash of Man Points for the first man to answer it correctly. I haven’t given them out yet, so if you see me hanging about the correct answer is:
“Yes.”
Honesty is not the best policy. Lying is always the best policy. It’s fun and it gains you Man Points by the boatload. I was at the pub the other week and the lady-bartender was wondering if I should have another seven and seven. As an aside, can I comment for a moment on how men are better than women at being bartenders? Always go to the female bartender. They’re a curse on a money making bar who pour drinks like the liquor is free. A bartender’s job is getting women as drunk as possible, not men.
I said yes just like I answer most questions women ask. See, women don’t ask anything unless they want you to say no — and that’s only because they want you to agree with their ‘no’. Women don’t give a shit about what you think or what you want, it’s all them, them, them. Anything that ends in a question mark is their way of telling you you fucked up somehow. You think they would be the experts at spotting fuck ups, but they’re not. They’re just the experts at fucking up.
I gave myself 65 Man Points for lying.
The reason you should simply say “Yes, I was,” when some daft princess asks if you’ve been checking out another woman is because you were and it doesn’t fucking matter. It’s not your responsibility to explain the complex workings of the man-mind to a woman. All the reasons you were checking her out for are beyond her limited comprehension.
1. Men notice everything. We notice everything and we need details. We need details to occupy the cogs of our massive brains so they keep spinning. Man brains are like boats and motorcycles. If you let them sit they need an expensive tune-up.
2. Men are wary of all creatures that come within our personal space. Our personal space includes (but is not limited to) our field of vision.
3. Halter tops are fascinating. How do they stay up like that?
If you’re going to explain to a woman the motivations men subconsciously consider before everything they do, why not start with the free market system which no woman anywhere understands? Why not explain democracy to a woman — who all have the attention span of a fucking child. Teach her why she has her precious right to vote. That ought to be a treat!
Why not just sit down and teach the poor girl why the men in her office want to help her move so badly?
There’s no fucking point.
Women will take whatever they’re given with a smile. They need to know when they’re supposed to get upset. That’s why a simple, “Yes,” works so well. There’s no mumbling or nonsense. You didn’t do anything wrong anyway so there’s nothing to get upset about.
This brings me to a point about why women consider it their job to raise children. Children give obvious clues when they’re supposed to be punished. A child might throw food on the floor or defecate on the wall. At that point a woman knows to punish the child. The same works in relationships. If you act like you didn’t do anything wrong, you didn’t.
Two hundred Man Points.
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February 19th, 2007 at 7:10 am - IP Man-Hash: ab67662fe5bba
Alright, this is talking the fucking talk. I’ve seen countless men say like you, and I’m going to fucking bitchslap every male around me until they hang their goddamn balls over their shoulders - and wear them with pride.
I’m going to let everyone in to a conversation i had with my girlfriend yesterday, just a short bit of it will do. And no, i did’nt perform any fucking magic, the vagina-power they wield, is all in their head.
Her: Do you still love me?
February 19th, 2007 at 7:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Them hording squirrels really need to hear you say it over and over. Goldfish memory the’az, boss.
February 19th, 2007 at 7:23 am - IP Man-Hash: ab67662fe5bba
Alright, this is talking the fucking talk. I’ve seen countless men say like you, and I’m going to fucking bitchslap every male around me until they hang their goddamn balls over their shoulders - and wear them with pride.
I’m going to let everyone in to a conversation i had with my girlfriend yesterday, just a short bite of it will do. And no, i did’nt perform any fucking magic, the vagina-power they wield, is all in their head.
(After a heated discussion)
Her: Do you still love me?
Me: You know i can’t fucking answer those questions, I’m not attuned to my feelings.
Her: But, look inside yourself, and tell me honestly….
Me: I fucking can’t! Answer me directly, and I’ll say YES, or NO.
Her: Come on, there must be somewhere in you where you can…
Me: No.
(Long pause)
Her: Do you want to stay in this relationship?
Me: Come on for fucks sake! I’m pissed off. What the fuck do you think I’m going to answer when I’m pissed off?
Her: Just answer.
Me: Good. No, i don’t want to be in a relationship with you right now. Actually, i don’t even want you to fucking touch me.
Am i evil? Am i a FUCKING malechauvinist? Hell no, I’m honest. I’m telling her straight to her face what i fucking think, and what i FEEL in that MOMENT. I’m honest with what i feel, in a way that makes sense. Not their weird ways of expressing feelings, that are virtually unexistable. I tell the truth…. - that includes if i think her friends are hot or not, whether i want to sleep with them or not, and if i were checking someone out.
Now, EVERY SINGLE FRIEND SHE HAS, tells her that she’s way too good for me and shit like that. But the truth is, she fucking respects me - and the slander is way worth the fucking respect.
Say what you fucking THINK in HONESTY, and STAND BY IT. She will compare you to the devil, and threaten to fucking throw you out, but it’s all tests. She’s not going to do it. And Frankly, if she DID throw me out, i would get over it - she would’nt.
What’s more? We live in harmony. We only have loose fights like 4-5 times in a year. Women need to be set in their place.
February 28th, 2007 at 3:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 7611d2e551981
You see? Man arises AGAIN!!!! THIS shit is why MAN ruled the world for 50,000 years, and woman LET us!
February 28th, 2007 at 8:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b
I’ve actually had an arguement like this sadly. More women have to be more patient.
March 25th, 2007 at 5:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 27e21a0b3d011
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April 5th, 2007 at 6:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8763c3577332f
“Women don’t give a shit about what you think or what you want, it’s all them, them, them.”
Nothing is more truthful about that statement. I know so many chicks like that, and I’m not even twenty years old yet. Women can be such twats.
April 5th, 2007 at 7:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf6f24347df30
Galchovar you’re wise for your age.
This site is providing much needed truth to the masses.
It’s best to stay single. They scream commitment phobes yet break every commitment they ever make.
Women are unworthy of life.
April 6th, 2007 at 4:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 95df03c7e27c8
There is no such thing as a male twat.
June 26th, 2007 at 9:51 am - IP Man-Hash: de2cd56635395
numbers don’t lie….
why?
because men invented numbers.
November 19th, 2007 at 10:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 230881a8e68d1
Galchovar, taking into consideration that you are a teen, you know so many GIRLS like that. I am a woman and I will tell you right here and now that teenage girls act like that. Hell ALL teenagers act overly dramatic. (dont believe me? work at a mall for 2 years then tell me i’m wrong! lol) I swear to god there is nothing worse then a huge group of teenage girls who think you owe them something and act like because they have daddy’s (thats right I said it DADDY’S) money that they can do whatever they want. So for once I will agree wit something on here.
November 20th, 2007 at 12:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 58f66b0866fa9
Great now you can leave.. Since you aren’t welcome here
November 22nd, 2007 at 10:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: df6bd1a2edcb4
YOU FUCKS ARE DUMB WOMEN ARE NOT MEAT THAY HATE SEX BECAUSE
YOU SUCK AT IT FUCK YOU
November 22nd, 2007 at 10:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8c8553e6cee5f
Haha, well said.
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
You have absolutely no proof of that.
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9f52b62c482
Who wants to take bets on it?
November 28th, 2007 at 6:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4ee16d92ebb77
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXit is hard to beleive that any of you truly beleive and stand-by half of the shit you are saying . ive never been to america nor do i plan to so it is safe to say i do not know many american women but they cannot possibly be half as bad as you make them out to be
there is somthing very wrong with all of you , anyone who reads this shit and agrees with it
the only thing that i can put it down to is that you had some bad experiences with some bad women or your father use to touch you inappropriately when you were a kid
there are just as many dodgy women out there as there are men ( and you would account for a few of them )
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December 2nd, 2007 at 9:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 47fa2f308d37f
damn skippy. Women fucking suck. I’ve been married now for 4 years and its is by far the worst thing I’ve ever done to myself. This site kicks major ass. I especially liked the post about cheating military wives should be shot. I’m a US Marine and my wife is a bitch and I say that should be enough to have her shot. I’ve been supporting her lazy fat ass now ever since we got married. Being patient. Being understanding. Well fuck that. A week ago I laid the cards on the table that I wanted more sex (like more than maybe once a week), with all the advise from all the feminist sex help websites backing me up. She acted like a little fucking baby. Then appologized. Then we had sex. And that was over a week ago. Within 24 hours she was back to her stupid lazy excuses and bullshit. I’ve been through more shit than any bitch could shake a stick at and yet I can’t get laid by my own wife who I’ve treated so good, and if I cheated I would be the one getting fucked over. This site is the first I have ever seen with any real truth to it as to how the state of the male/female relationship stands. All the whiney women that come on this site and bitch that we’re assholes and jerks are foolish. You’re only pissed cuz these guys dare to speak the truth and put your shit out on display for what it is. You know what a REAL beautiful woman would be?? One that has a real fucking job and pulls her own weight, fucks her man OFTEN (cuz men like sex, and sex is fun if you wouldn’t be such prudes about it), and pretty much keeps her mouth shut unless she’s spoken to since most of the crap women say isn’t well thought out and tends to make them look retarded. As a matter of fact, keep coming here and saying stupid shit to give all the decent men of the world ammunition for when the world-wide woman beatings start, none of you will have any excuse but to stand in the street and take the clubbing you so rightly deserve. To the men who make this site possible, keep the fire buring gents, your brothers are out there…
P.S. you owe me 200 man points for telling my bitch wife to her face that I was checking another chick out
December 2nd, 2007 at 9:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
Fuck, I am giving you a thousand manpoints! Do sign up at the forums and continue posting.
I absolutely love this part:
December 2nd, 2007 at 10:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Semper Fi! Though I was regular Army, I throw you a Parade Rest, and a 15 gun 11C10 Mortar Maggot salute!
See? Women can’t even NOT fuck up the men that PROTECT the rest of the known world………….
(And hello again all! Been away awhile, but am back!)