Sterilizing for Mother Earth
The reason it takes women two hours to go shoe shopping is because they anthropomorphise consumable goods. That’s what women are after all: consumable goods. It’s no surprise that they project their self-worth onto anything that can be purchased and used.
Women assign souls to inanimate objects. When they go shoe shopping, they have to look at each and every pair because if they miss one, a woman thinks she’s hurting its feelings. That’s why women are such cunts most of time. After a long day of running four errands before 3 PM, a woman has already exhausted her daily supply of caring. Fuck you if you wanted anything by the time you see her. You should have been on the rack with a price tag like the rest of her “babies”.
“Mother Nature” is full of consumable goods. Women think “Mother Earth” has feelings.
At least that’s what I’m going with until anyone can think of a better reason why a woman would abort a fetus in order to protect “Mother Earth” from the carbon emissions of her spawn.
Ten years ago, Toni Vernelli aborted a fetus because she didn’t want to be responsible for the resources the child would consume during it’s life. Ten years later, Toni has gotten herself sterilized in the name of ecological conservation. She will be the first of many.
Before you get too concerned, know that Toni is no beauty queen. Future generations of men aren’t missing out on any super models or the second coming of Heidi Klum. The only thing Toni Vernelli has to pass on is the nose of a prize fighter and the brain of a lemming.
And that’s exactly why she’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month for November. Congratulations, Toni. You may not be biologically useful anymore, but at least no children will follow in your footsteps.
As a man, I am in full support of women like Toni. A petition could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Planting a tree instead of posing for a newspaper photo about how great you are could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Calling in a fake bomb threat on Al Gore’s private jet to keep him from flying to another presentation on global warming could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Any woman who is stupid enough not to realize any of that, but still somehow driven to sterilize herself for whatever reason, is doing the rest of us a favor.
“Mother Nature” is not a human being. “Mother Nature” is not impressed by pointless gestures.
If it’s true that serial killers are raised by single and psychotic women — and that is true — imagine the serial killer that would have brewed in the womb of a woman who would undergo a permanent and disabling reproductive surgery because she can’t get the image of a crying Indian out of her head.
Think Caligula with a Super Soaker of GHB.
Remember the cereal commercials that asked the question, “How many bowls of Raisin Bran would it take to equal one bowl of Total?” Here’s a question I bet no one asked Toni before she had her tubes chucked in the trash:
How many hours of work would it take to offset the pollution this kid is going to make?
No matter who she is, a woman’s answer to that question will never be, “let’s ask the kid.”
More than I want to spend.
The next time a woman asks you why men are so obsessed with sex, tell her that it’s because women would rather have their uterus removed than convince the neighbors to recycle.
Toni (and all women like her) have done the next best thing to going back in time and killing Charles Manson. She’s aborted him pre-emptively. Then, she’s thrown her broken cloning machine into the sewer.
If only women who called their dogs their “baby” would follow suit.
How many carbon emissions did it take to sell these newspapers?
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Um……why the fuck is youdontknowme, posting something I said to RobC and then ranting about sexism etc etc etc. That tends to invalidate anything that was said, since you cant match up your rant with the fucking quote.
Dude calm the fuck down, get some fucking brains and realize what this site is about. Do you honestly think anybody in here would abort a baby because it was a girl. We are complaining that womans lib. has gone too far, and that woman need to step up to the plate and accept some responsibility for the crap they create and that they dont get off scott free simply because they have a vagina. If they want equality Im all for it, but accept the burden that comes with equality.
Also read the above story, A WOMAN aborted her child because she was afraid of the kids carbon footprint…….well bitch if your so scared of that crap, why the fuck did you get pregnant.
Here is something to think about….A man can’t be a stud (slut) without women opening their legs….so why is it that the guy is seen as bad. It takes a lot of slutty women to make one stud (slut) guy. I for one am tired of hearing all these sob stories from woman about how they feel used. Well honey stop opening your legs up to any guy that feeds you a bullshit line in a nightclub. You voluntarily opened your legs up, he didnt force you (and if he did he should be shot), so what the fuck are you crying about. YOU CHOSE TO DO IT. Accept your responsibility.
What a lying little slack-jawed whore.
Jaded little girlys like that are only good for a sloppy cockmongling or two. Of course, they tend to have big, fat titties and be a tad on the short side which is good for sex - they’re always the ones getting drunk at a party and crying like shit about absolutely nothing.
No, crying like a baby does not make you spiritual, girly.
“youdon’tknowMe” = Woman.
The username gives it away easily.
You lost me somewhere between the open deception, lying, disgusting ALL CAPS, and yes, the fact that you lied to us about being a man.
No, girly, don’t try to walk it off. Whenever you try that you just lose balance in your platform sandals and trip, hurt yourself, and start sobbing like a little baby about how it’s, like, so unfair that girly-girls have to ‘be assbanged to the top.’
What a stupid little girly-girl, acting like she’s better than me. Poor, poor little entitlement whores. They act like they’re so clever and yet they all say the same thing and all repeat the same old tired diatribe.
Christ almighty! I’m diverting this one to the forums. Teen mommies studies, as always. Add on your thoughts about the absolute profound stupidity and superficiality this whore demonstrates. The first step to understanding why the world sucks so much, honey, is to get a grip with reality. Peep-toe sandals and titty shots on your shitty myspace page do not save the Earth or make you more ’spiritual,’ sweetie.
That was cute, woman. No man ever had to say “I am a man”.
MABTW.
Yeah.
Womanly. Pregnancy card. Boo.
I’M A MAN. AND I KNOW THAT WOMEN ROCK JUST AS MUCH AS ANY GUY. YOU ARE SO SEXIST. MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD STICK WITH ME TO THE END. DID YOU EVEN HAVE THE NUTS or THE BRAINS TO REALIZE THAT WITHOUT A WOMAN, YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BE HERE YOU IDIOT! NEITHER WOULD I! OR ANY OTHER AMAZING GUY. WITHOUT A WOMAN, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE PLEASURE. NO CHILDREN AND OUR POPULATION WOULD DIE. DON’T YOU LOVE YOUR MOM? GOD, YOUR DOING NOTHING BUT PUTTING DOWN MEN BECAUSE YOUR STATING THAT MEN WOULD BE SO RUDE, EVIL, CRUEL, AND STUPIDLY IDIOTIC TO FORGET ABOUT SOMEONE THAT MADE THEM! YOUR JUST A SELFISH PIG. I DON’T FEEL PROUD AS A MAN THAT MY OWN METAPHORIC BROTHER, YOU, WOULD BE SO SELFISH. WITHOUT MY GIRLFRIEND, I WOULDN’T HAVE THE JOYS OF MY LIFE: MY TWO BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS! THEY ARE SO SMART, WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, AND TALENTED. WHAT IF YOU HAD A DAUGHTER? I BET YOU WOULD MAKE THE WOMAN ABORT IT AND KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU HAVE A SON WHICH IS KILLING A HUMAN, INNOCENT HUMAN LIFE FORM JUST FOR YOUR STUPID SEXIST OPINIONS. AMERICA IS FUCKED UP THAT’S WHY SOME PEOPLE AGREE WITH YOU. BUT JUST THINK. OH, AND THAT THING ABOUT WOMEN CHEATING ON MEN SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME, SO HAVE MEN. MEN CHEAT WAY MORE THAN WOMEN ACTUALLY. I DON’T FEEL LIKE SEXISM IS SOMETHING A MAN SHOULD BE PROUD OF.
I’M A MAN. AND I KNOW THAT WOMEN ROCK JUST AS MUCH AS ANY GUY. YOU ARE SO SEXIST. MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD STICK WITH ME TO THE END. DID YOU EVEN HAVE THE NUTS or THE BRAINS TO REALIZE THAT WITHOUT A WOMAN, YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BE HERE YOU IDIOT! NEITHER WOULD I! OR ANY OTHER AMAZING GUY. WITHOUT A WOMAN, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE PLEASURE. NO CHILDREN AND OUR POPULATION WOULD DIE. DON’T YOU LOVE YOUR MOM? GOD, YOUR DOING NOTHING BUT PUTTING DOWN MEN BECAUSE YOUR STATING THAT MEN WOULD BE SO RUDE, EVIL, CRUEL, AND STUPIDLY IDIOTIC TO FORGET ABOUT SOMEONE THAT MADE THEM! YOUR JUST A SELFISH PIG. I DON’T FEEL PROUD AS A MAN THAT MY OWN METAPHORIC BROTHER, YOU, WOULD BE SO SELFISH. WITHOUT MY GIRLFRIEND, I WOULDN’T HAVE THE JOYS OF MY LIFE: MY TWO BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS! THEY ARE SO SMART, WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, AND TALENTED. WHAT IF YOU HAD A DAUGHTER? I BET YOU WOULD MAKE THE WOMAN ABORT IT AND KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU HAVE A SON WHICH IS KILLING A HUMAN, INNOCENT HUMAN LIFE FORM JUST FOR YOUR STUPID SEXIST OPINIONS. AMERICA IS FUCKED UP THAT’S WHY SOME PEOPLE AGREE WITH YOU. BUT JUST THINK. OH, AND THAT THING ABOUT WOMEN CHEATING ON MEN SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME, SO HAVE MEN. MEN CHEAT WAY MORE THAN WOMEN ACTUALLY. I DON’T FEEL LIKE SEXISM IS SOMETHING A MAN SHOULD BE PROUD OF.
Women are the ones that bring and nourish life in this world.
For extra proof that’s bullshit
http://antimisandry.com/parent_year_abuser-t1077.html
http://antimisandry.com/why_hate_men_julie_bindel_guardian_co_uk-t4378 .html
http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2007/04/09/2007-04-09_the_smart_g irls_guide_to_getting_even.html
Women are the ones that bring and nourish life in this world.
Oh that’s bullshit.
http://books.guardian.co.uk/edinburghbookfestival2001/story/0,1061,536 568,00.html
If you blame women for the outcome of their childs life, it’s not just them. You should also blame men for their lack of responsibility since being a parent lies on both not just the woman.
More bullshit
http://www.live-pr.com/en/unmarried-fathers-in-ireland-gain-parental-r 1048142279.htm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_artic le_id=496029&in_page_id=1770
Men tend to just enjoy themselves since they are not the ones who carry life in them. They are not the ones that has a bigger responsibility bringing up a child in the world. Men just lay there and enjoy themselves
http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/2095347/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_artic le_id=495910&in_page_id=1770&ICO=NEWS&ICL=TOPART
How the hell you expect the man to stay around when you treat his efforts like shit?
Women pick shoes at the store not because of ‘caring for mother natures feelings’.It’s because women pick shoes that will look good on them and checking out the price so that they can save and make them feel good and beautiful. Women are the ones that bring and nourish life in this world. If every woman follows Toni, then all humans will not exist. If you think that being a man creates life, sorry but you need a woman to bring existence to people. If you blame women for the outcome of their childs life, it’s not just them. You should also blame men for their lack of responsibility since being a parent lies on both not just the woman. If you think that women lack the sense of responsibility bringing up a child, where were you when these things were happening? Men tend to just enjoy themselves since they are not the ones who carry life in them. They are not the ones that has a bigger responsibility bringing up a child in the world. Men just lay there and enjoy themselves.
So when you go shopping you pick any old pair of shoes or whatever you buy for your appearance, you buy the first thing in your size rather than what you like?
Or how you say you enjoy your cigars, you buy the brand you like the best rather than any old brand, now, that is what anyone, not just women, do when they’re shopping for something.
Guys, you are feeding the troll again.
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I find it hypocritical that you pick on it for other people then act like spoiled whiny babies when your called out on it. Sooks.
Really Clair you can’t be serious. Don’t pick apart someone elses use of grammar when you can’t even spell grammar yourself. Stick to your useless endless arguments if you will. They make you look less incompetent surprisingly.
*D3C*
I dont give a FUCK ABOUT APOSTROPHEs. I find them a hassle and only use them for essays. Look at all my posts - I have already made that clear. Please, post again when you have come up with new material.
1) I’ve stated I’m bad at spelling, grammer and punctuation (thats wat u get 4 txtin 2 much :P)
2) I was pointing out that he made fun of someone elses grammer, punctuation spelling whatever (I can’t remember) so I pointed out a glaring flaw in his.
3) There is an apostrophe in isn’t.
I have never been to the States (and never plan to go) but from what I read and see via the media and internet the girls in the UK are pussycats compared to the US bitches. Having said that, the divorce courts in america are like the Spanish Inquisition compared to over here. I have lived with three women, kicked all three out, they have left with their clothes and fuck all else, and not one of them has ever got a single penny out of me after they were ‘evicted.’ In america I would have been slaughtered.
With reference to your name, I asked because I used to live there and speak the lingo. Just wondered if you were a native there.
Just a nick name I’ve had for years, my grandpa is from that area, not sure exactly where tho.
I hope to one day visit the homeland, but for now I’m stuck in FemAmerica, where the bull dykes roam free to destroy as many men they can get thier claws into. I have read it’s actually worse in the UK and Russia.
My troll feeding days are over, Dutch In fact my posting will become very limited from now on. It’s often better to listen than to speak.
Is Dutch just a name or are you connected to Holland?
I like the idea of limiting certain IP’s, if that is possible. I mean sure we are men, and we will allow these women to give us thier thoughts, unlike the femnazi web sites.
But, abuse and trolling is not helping anyone and fills the boards up real fast with alot of crap.
I trust Dick will make the right choice, he obviously has the business sense.
Another thought, don’t feed the trolls? Especially Clair, I can see she is really getting off on this.