Sterilizing for Mother Earth
The reason it takes women two hours to go shoe shopping is because they anthropomorphise consumable goods. That’s what women are after all: consumable goods. It’s no surprise that they project their self-worth onto anything that can be purchased and used.
Women assign souls to inanimate objects. When they go shoe shopping, they have to look at each and every pair because if they miss one, a woman thinks she’s hurting its feelings. That’s why women are such cunts most of time. After a long day of running four errands before 3 PM, a woman has already exhausted her daily supply of caring. Fuck you if you wanted anything by the time you see her. You should have been on the rack with a price tag like the rest of her “babies”.
“Mother Nature” is full of consumable goods. Women think “Mother Earth” has feelings.
At least that’s what I’m going with until anyone can think of a better reason why a woman would abort a fetus in order to protect “Mother Earth” from the carbon emissions of her spawn.
Ten years ago, Toni Vernelli aborted a fetus because she didn’t want to be responsible for the resources the child would consume during it’s life. Ten years later, Toni has gotten herself sterilized in the name of ecological conservation. She will be the first of many.
Before you get too concerned, know that Toni is no beauty queen. Future generations of men aren’t missing out on any super models or the second coming of Heidi Klum. The only thing Toni Vernelli has to pass on is the nose of a prize fighter and the brain of a lemming.
And that’s exactly why she’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month for November. Congratulations, Toni. You may not be biologically useful anymore, but at least no children will follow in your footsteps.
As a man, I am in full support of women like Toni. A petition could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Planting a tree instead of posing for a newspaper photo about how great you are could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Calling in a fake bomb threat on Al Gore’s private jet to keep him from flying to another presentation on global warming could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Any woman who is stupid enough not to realize any of that, but still somehow driven to sterilize herself for whatever reason, is doing the rest of us a favor.
“Mother Nature” is not a human being. “Mother Nature” is not impressed by pointless gestures.
If it’s true that serial killers are raised by single and psychotic women — and that is true — imagine the serial killer that would have brewed in the womb of a woman who would undergo a permanent and disabling reproductive surgery because she can’t get the image of a crying Indian out of her head.
Think Caligula with a Super Soaker of GHB.
Remember the cereal commercials that asked the question, “How many bowls of Raisin Bran would it take to equal one bowl of Total?” Here’s a question I bet no one asked Toni before she had her tubes chucked in the trash:
How many hours of work would it take to offset the pollution this kid is going to make?
No matter who she is, a woman’s answer to that question will never be, “let’s ask the kid.”
More than I want to spend.
The next time a woman asks you why men are so obsessed with sex, tell her that it’s because women would rather have their uterus removed than convince the neighbors to recycle.
Toni (and all women like her) have done the next best thing to going back in time and killing Charles Manson. She’s aborted him pre-emptively. Then, she’s thrown her broken cloning machine into the sewer.
If only women who called their dogs their “baby” would follow suit.
How many carbon emissions did it take to sell these newspapers?
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November 26th, 2007 at 2:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 542de29600b24
What that Toni Vernelli woman should have done was have the baby then kill herself. That way she could feel better about not wasting resources feeding her fat arse, but instead pass them resources on to her child. That’s what a competent and compassionate mother would do.
*D3C*
November 26th, 2007 at 3:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 4333be6256471
Competent and compassionate? I have yet to meet a woman that possesses either of these traits.
November 26th, 2007 at 3:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
A fine point. Nice to have you here.
November 26th, 2007 at 5:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cebcfc8ad687
The deluded hubris of cuntkind never ends. This is a cunt who is willing to paint murder as environmentalism, genital mutilation as an example for others, but if tomorrow this cunt is diagnosed with cunt cancer, she will want all our medical resources so she can live to see another episode of Dr. Phil (sorry Dick)
(I know, it’s for the book)
November 26th, 2007 at 5:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cebcfc8ad687
Hi Guys,
Brooklyn motherfucker here again,
JUst thought i’d share some good news from google news…. click the link above for the story….
“Indiana congresswoman dying of lung cancer”
A quote which further highlights the hubris I spoke of earlier….
“Carson has been plagued with medical ailments since she entered Congress in 1997. In fact, she was sworn in from her hospital bed after heart bypass surgery.”
Liability.
“Carson’s highest-profile action came in 1999 when she pushed for the legislation granting the Congressional Gold Medal to Rosa Parks, the black woman who refused to give up her seat on a segregated city bus in 1955 in Montgomery, Ala., and was arrested for her defiance.”
THAT fucking says it all. She stood up for some porch monkey who didn’t know her place. Hell, Rosa Parks didn’t even pay her busfare that day and she had malt liquor down her pantsuit! You don’t ever hear that! I would love to wake up and hear a woman of any color being arrested for ‘defiance’
Bring back DEFIANCE as a crime
“Carson has championed children’s issues, women’s rights, affordable housing and efforts to reduce homelessness.”
In the end a man, stuck it to her good, his name was…. RJ Reynolds….
November 26th, 2007 at 5:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cebcfc8ad687
Me and cunts, check the following the fuck out hey….
Check the recent notable deaths from across the globe on wiki, and see how many women who did anything that mattered are there….
November 26th, 2007 at 5:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cebcfc8ad687
I can’t stop today…..Hahaha Weathergirl killed.
November 26th, 2007 at 6:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 40f7130bf590a
I read the article. She didn’t encourage other people to do it. She wasn’t using herself as an example. She did what she thought was the best for this planet. That simple
November 26th, 2007 at 7:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 201664858cf1b
There seems no end to their foolishness does there? Here I am trying to write a book with the basic premise that we do actually need each other - and one day we are all going to be dead for a very long time, so let’s cut the games and cling to each other while this ship is sinking and then up comes yet another reason to dismiss the whole lot. I will have to turn this book into a manual for open warfare at this rate.
November 26th, 2007 at 10:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 58f66b0866fa9
David you know that when the ship is sinking men are expected to throw themselves in the icy waters so that women can live. Now they have ekalitee so they can jump in the frigid waters.
We need todays deranged women like a fish needs tits.
November 26th, 2007 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
what is ekalitee?
November 26th, 2007 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4abf36e5d948c
cheers david
billy - throwing yourself into the water was an act of bravery and selflesness and it was never the womans idea it was part of a decent guys ideals they would never let women and children drown for the sake of their own lives clearly you love yourself a little too much to understand this
your not making a valuable contribution to the world
so pull your head out of your arse take your hand off your dick , and get a life , get some morals get a goldfish
November 26th, 2007 at 4:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: a4b81e4924fca
I see you were all (namely Ben) quick to jump on the rapist bandwagon over the past couple of days, and now you couldn’t give two shits about a mother murdering her child?
Are you fucking insane? As I said, she should have given birth and killed herself. Either that or keep her fucking legs closed in the first place. Whichever it was it would have been far better for the poor kid that never saw the light of day.
*D3C*
November 26th, 2007 at 4:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 202eca6cd0612
Women aren’t allowed to post here, johno-girl, so take your big mouth and your little brain somewhere else.
November 26th, 2007 at 6:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 40f7130bf590a
I’m not a supporter of abortion, but what a women wants to do with her child, with the input of the father, is her business. If she doesn’t want it, adoption or abortion. It’s her choice
November 26th, 2007 at 6:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: e9a92f0e06ea1
Fair enough, Ben, but to say that she was doing it to “save the planet” has to be the biggest pant-load ever to come out of a womans’ mouth,,, ever!
Ignoring the fact that global warming is also a load of crap and the fact that people like this absolutely love to wallow in their own guilt for being a goddamn human being, what fucking arrogance. Saving the planet by not spawning some little spoiled hellion that will grow up to be just as selfish and delusional.
Fucking Hell
November 26th, 2007 at 7:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9ed6c7e90e517
I think that says it all. Great post Dick!
November 26th, 2007 at 7:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a3492afbb850
That’s exactly what is wrong. It is her choice, and hers alone. It’s like giving a three year old a handgun and telling them to do whatever they want with it, without suffering any consequences. That’s exactly what happened, and she should have been charged with murder. Really how hard is it to keep your legs closed?
*D3C*
November 26th, 2007 at 7:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 93051bb792e6b
Hi “Dick”.
I have just watched the Dr Phil show that you were on, before going into the house.
The only men who i’ve met with opinions similar to yours, have been deeply hurt by one or more women.
Men and women were created to be equal. But over time “things” and pride became more important than each other.
I feel sorry for you. Because you can not enjoy a loving relationship, like it was ment to be.