Sterilizing for Mother Earth
The reason it takes women two hours to go shoe shopping is because they anthropomorphise consumable goods. That’s what women are after all: consumable goods. It’s no surprise that they project their self-worth onto anything that can be purchased and used.
Women assign souls to inanimate objects. When they go shoe shopping, they have to look at each and every pair because if they miss one, a woman thinks she’s hurting its feelings. That’s why women are such cunts most of time. After a long day of running four errands before 3 PM, a woman has already exhausted her daily supply of caring. Fuck you if you wanted anything by the time you see her. You should have been on the rack with a price tag like the rest of her “babies”.
“Mother Nature” is full of consumable goods. Women think “Mother Earth” has feelings.
At least that’s what I’m going with until anyone can think of a better reason why a woman would abort a fetus in order to protect “Mother Earth” from the carbon emissions of her spawn.
Ten years ago, Toni Vernelli aborted a fetus because she didn’t want to be responsible for the resources the child would consume during it’s life. Ten years later, Toni has gotten herself sterilized in the name of ecological conservation. She will be the first of many.
Before you get too concerned, know that Toni is no beauty queen. Future generations of men aren’t missing out on any super models or the second coming of Heidi Klum. The only thing Toni Vernelli has to pass on is the nose of a prize fighter and the brain of a lemming.
And that’s exactly why she’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month for November. Congratulations, Toni. You may not be biologically useful anymore, but at least no children will follow in your footsteps.
As a man, I am in full support of women like Toni. A petition could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Planting a tree instead of posing for a newspaper photo about how great you are could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Calling in a fake bomb threat on Al Gore’s private jet to keep him from flying to another presentation on global warming could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Any woman who is stupid enough not to realize any of that, but still somehow driven to sterilize herself for whatever reason, is doing the rest of us a favor.
“Mother Nature” is not a human being. “Mother Nature” is not impressed by pointless gestures.
If it’s true that serial killers are raised by single and psychotic women — and that is true — imagine the serial killer that would have brewed in the womb of a woman who would undergo a permanent and disabling reproductive surgery because she can’t get the image of a crying Indian out of her head.
Think Caligula with a Super Soaker of GHB.
Remember the cereal commercials that asked the question, “How many bowls of Raisin Bran would it take to equal one bowl of Total?” Here’s a question I bet no one asked Toni before she had her tubes chucked in the trash:
How many hours of work would it take to offset the pollution this kid is going to make?
No matter who she is, a woman’s answer to that question will never be, “let’s ask the kid.”
More than I want to spend.
The next time a woman asks you why men are so obsessed with sex, tell her that it’s because women would rather have their uterus removed than convince the neighbors to recycle.
Toni (and all women like her) have done the next best thing to going back in time and killing Charles Manson. She’s aborted him pre-emptively. Then, she’s thrown her broken cloning machine into the sewer.
If only women who called their dogs their “baby” would follow suit.
How many carbon emissions did it take to sell these newspapers?
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No one here knows my race dazza, only part of it. You know how theres that theory that in the future people will not be able to tell what your ethnicity is because races have so far inter-bred? Well, I’m the first of the new, biologically superior race ;)
And yes, you were right *applauds* you picked up on my subtle hint towards peoples sensitivities. When you are insulting someone and you bring their race up as part of, you are implying that there race is something negative and thus the reason you use it to add further insult. Hence, racist. And no dear Dazza, I’m not making a big deal out of this. If you kidly track back and notice, I have not once commented back to REob C regarding this manner. I was more then happy to drop it, as evidenced by me bidding him a polite “g’day”. Then it was supported and I reinforced it.
Probably a damned sight better than a Mangina like you would.
Benita, you said that the man who murdered and raped that innocent little girl was of a completely sound mind, and he had no remorse for his actions.
Sorry, doesn’t sound like a sound mind to me. That’s just court psychiatric jargon to send him to prison rather than to a mental health institution which is probably where he belongs.
But a woman can say….”SHIT!! I have just got promoted and now I’m pregnant. Well it’ll have to go.” Then she trots off and commits foetal murder at the taxpayers expense.
Let me say this clearly, in order that there is no misunderstanding.
IMO, there is NO crime on this earth worse that Abortion. But if society accepts it then sterilisation should go hand in hand with it. You want to kill your kid? Fine, but you won’t kill any more after this one.
Women…..the dregs of the earth. They sicken me.
Ok RobC. Walk amongst a group of Lebonese and call them Lebonese cunts, see how well you fare.
That wasn’t a random choice, Clair. You know as well as I do the racial tension between some Lebanese and Australian people. If that had not happened however, I have no doubt that Lebanese people would not find it racist. They would be far more offended by being called a cunt than anything else.
Maybe if you said Terrorist cunt or something, then it would be racist, because you are tagging their ethnicity to violence and crime. You are overreacting with respect to RobC’s comment, and if you are so worried about racism you shouldn’t have mentioned your race on such a public domain.
*D3C*
Please, call me Bonita.
Of course not. If you were Black and I called you a black cunt it’s not racist because the word black is not derogatory. You can call me a white cunt, an English cunt and even a Pommie cunt….none of them are racist, just descriptive. But if I were to use a derogatory word to describe your race as well as you then that IS racism.
I called YOU an Aussie cunt. Not racist. If I say that all aussies are cunts then that IS racism. See the difference?
No comment on the crime, RobC. Is it still worse then the abortion scenarios set out? God, your sick.
You must be referring to what would happen if men left women to fend for themselves. Anything remotely technological would crash and yes, the world would plummet back into the dark ages. Perceptive of you, Benita.
*D3C*
Why would he bring your nationality into it unless he meant to be derogatory? How could it be anything other than racism? It can’t. He’s previously said that women who have abortions are lower than adolf hitler so that tends to suggest that he’s also anti-semitic. RobC’s just a hick racist. Ignore him.
Would it be racist if say….I was lebanese, and he called me a lebanese cunt?
Clair and Ben have just GOT to be a couple of Dykes.
Don’t worry. It’s not cause your Australian that they say that. It’s cause your a free-thinking women who doesn’t believe the world should relegate itself back to a 15th century social environment.
Stop calling yourself Ben. Call yourself Benita or something because we all know you are a skirt. Stop fucking lying.
I’m Aussie, and I don’t find it offensive that he called Clair an Aussie cunt. Its the same as calling you a dumb cunt. It is simply a statement of fact. As the dumb cunt woman you are, however, you don’t understand the importance of fact, so fuck off.
*D3C*
Utter horseshit. The word Australian/Aussie is descriptive of you!. You have been listening to too much shit during your Manginal life. I suggest you get out there and see what it’s really like.
Now, Aussie Beta Fuck…..get out of my face and go back to brown nosing Clair like you do.
Don’t worry Ben, i see what your getting at. How could it be anything other than racist? He only mentioned the fact that I’m Aussie to add further insult, which implies that my nationality is something that should be ashamed of, which in itself is racist.
By bringing my race into the conversation, you are shifting the focus from me being a cunt, to me being Australian as well, which makes the comment racist.
And that comment from the resident Mangina just goes to show how fucking stupid and out of hand all this political correctness has got. Let me correct you.
If you are a cunt and you are australian and I call you an australian cunt I am NOT being racist. I might be insulting you but I am not racist. Let me explain this so that it sinks into that thick head of yours.
I call you an Australian Cunt. Now there is a chance that I am 50% wrong because you may not be a cunt. However, you ARE Australian. That part of my statement is correct so how can it be considered racist? The term Aussie/Australian isn’t deemed racist so how is my comment racist?
On second thoughts, go fuck yourself, Mangina.
RobC, you mentioned her nationality to add further insult, as if her nationality itself was actully somethin to be ashmed of. This was used in an extremely derogitive context which translates into racism. Blatent racism. And with that sir, I will have to been you g’day.
Correction: Feminism is NOT eroding away. It is eroding this mentality away