Sterilizing for Mother Earth
The reason it takes women two hours to go shoe shopping is because they anthropomorphise consumable goods. That’s what women are after all: consumable goods. It’s no surprise that they project their self-worth onto anything that can be purchased and used.
Women assign souls to inanimate objects. When they go shoe shopping, they have to look at each and every pair because if they miss one, a woman thinks she’s hurting its feelings. That’s why women are such cunts most of time. After a long day of running four errands before 3 PM, a woman has already exhausted her daily supply of caring. Fuck you if you wanted anything by the time you see her. You should have been on the rack with a price tag like the rest of her “babies”.
“Mother Nature” is full of consumable goods. Women think “Mother Earth” has feelings.
At least that’s what I’m going with until anyone can think of a better reason why a woman would abort a fetus in order to protect “Mother Earth” from the carbon emissions of her spawn.
Ten years ago, Toni Vernelli aborted a fetus because she didn’t want to be responsible for the resources the child would consume during it’s life. Ten years later, Toni has gotten herself sterilized in the name of ecological conservation. She will be the first of many.
Before you get too concerned, know that Toni is no beauty queen. Future generations of men aren’t missing out on any super models or the second coming of Heidi Klum. The only thing Toni Vernelli has to pass on is the nose of a prize fighter and the brain of a lemming.
And that’s exactly why she’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month for November. Congratulations, Toni. You may not be biologically useful anymore, but at least no children will follow in your footsteps.
As a man, I am in full support of women like Toni. A petition could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Planting a tree instead of posing for a newspaper photo about how great you are could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Calling in a fake bomb threat on Al Gore’s private jet to keep him from flying to another presentation on global warming could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Any woman who is stupid enough not to realize any of that, but still somehow driven to sterilize herself for whatever reason, is doing the rest of us a favor.
“Mother Nature” is not a human being. “Mother Nature” is not impressed by pointless gestures.
If it’s true that serial killers are raised by single and psychotic women — and that is true — imagine the serial killer that would have brewed in the womb of a woman who would undergo a permanent and disabling reproductive surgery because she can’t get the image of a crying Indian out of her head.
Think Caligula with a Super Soaker of GHB.
Remember the cereal commercials that asked the question, “How many bowls of Raisin Bran would it take to equal one bowl of Total?” Here’s a question I bet no one asked Toni before she had her tubes chucked in the trash:
How many hours of work would it take to offset the pollution this kid is going to make?
No matter who she is, a woman’s answer to that question will never be, “let’s ask the kid.”
More than I want to spend.
The next time a woman asks you why men are so obsessed with sex, tell her that it’s because women would rather have their uterus removed than convince the neighbors to recycle.
Toni (and all women like her) have done the next best thing to going back in time and killing Charles Manson. She’s aborted him pre-emptively. Then, she’s thrown her broken cloning machine into the sewer.
If only women who called their dogs their “baby” would follow suit.
How many carbon emissions did it take to sell these newspapers?
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Think about it. Some things are easy to rule on Squealing like stuck pigs over things like the pregnancy card, small penises, castration, abused by mother….these kind of things can be modded fairly safely. And remember, it’s not a barring like the feminazis…..its a ppd limitation. Dick can overrule any time he feels a mod has made an error which may happen very occasionally.
Absolute spot on MV. Site Mods. Why not? Guidelines from Dick (to which EVERYONE would have the right of appeal) and then a Mod or 2 to enforce the rules. You reading this yet, Dick?
We have to be careful not to turn into those feminazi websites however. We must be like Jedi, and not let our emotions cloud our judgement.
*D3C*
Yeah, I agree with Rob. Perhaps, it would be good to have Moderators or Admins to assist Dick. Immediately, when it is confirmed that she is a harpy, they can use their powers to limit her posts.
I think we should email Dick with this one. Ok, he wants them to make themselves look fucking stupid on here and prove him right but Clair has done it over a 1000 times. How much more do we need of her?
@MV
Just what I was thinking…5ppd to a confirmed (or even suspected) female. As they show themselves not to be screaming Harpies and are capable of sensible talk then their allowance can go up.
Another thing Dick could do is apply the 5ppd limit to confirmed, total Manginas but that is another story. Let’s start with the bitches first.
Seriously, guys, we need to either email Dick on this one or draw his attention to the post. Maybe he’s even reading it. Comments, Dick?
Is there a word limit on posts? Because they would no doubt simply spam the words in there. They are capable of spewing garbage non stop as we all have seen.
*D3C*
Agreed! 5 posts per day, max. Or am I being too kind?
I still say there should be a daily post limit for bitches on here. Then, as they prove themselves capable of having a manly debate, Dick can raise their daily allowance. It would sure get rid of fucking retards like Clair or at least keep her a damned sight quieter than she is now.
Dazed, I thought it was hipforums? Fuck, we got banned in less than 10 mins. It was fucking hilarious and we didnt even start on MABTW.com yet.
Yeah, it was predictable anyway. The bitches didn’t like the truth so they banned me, without a shred of an attack or abuse towards anyone. Fucking whores.
*D3C*
Sorry D3C, I don’t set foot in those cesspools of festering vaginas. I removed bitches from my life a long time ago and I have no intention of ever setting foot on any of their Poison Pages.
That’s right Rob. The world is way too sensitive these days. Everyone wants their money from law suits.
Just so happens I recently had an experience with women who couldn’t take a joke. Go to feministing.com’s homepage and read the comments on the first article. Then proceed to laugh, and then link MABTW.com because I think I’m banned.
*D3C*
It’s nice to see that people are starting to get fucked off with this political correctness bullshit as well as the whining-bitch/mangina syndrome. It’s gonna take a while to unravel this awful mess the bitches have put upon us but, as the saying goes, a long journey always begins with the first step. We gotta take back what was ours in the first place and this time hang on to it.
Welcome Stonemonkey, long may you stay.
I’m a man, and I’m fucking proud of it.
We ARE better at women at all the fucking things that matters in life. May just be my point of view, but hell, that matters. That’s what makes it right.
I won’t say that women are completely useless though. They are a great fun to play around with, and good toys too. Actually, I fucking love women. This is no new realization, it’s like loving a pet.
Men are more extreme than women, in every fucking sense of the word. And that is not even up to debate, it’s a mere fact, for anyone who wants to take the time to study it. Women can be described with one word in comparison: Mediocre.
Now I’m going to go flash my hairy chest to the neighbor until the kid screams, and the dog runs away from my growlin manly voice.
Good one Stone! I can’t stand the whole hyphen crap either.
“Excuse me, but from now on everyone must refer to me as Irish-Scottish-English-German-American dammit.”
How utterly, ridiculously stupid!
So getting onto this race issue…..let me get this straight….if someone says “Are you Australian?” I should punch that racist muthafucker out. I mean how dare they presume my nationality…I bet they are American. (oops sorry I was racist just then)
I dont know the whole story here, but someone calling you an Australian cunt isnt racist…its just a slur against your nationality. You are Australian + you are a cunt = Australian Cunt. If he called you a chink, kike, nigger, wigga, polack, etc etc etc Australian cunt…..then you could kick him/her in the balls/vagina…..because that WOULD be racism. I am Australian, and I LIKE being called an AUSSIE. If you call me a wop/wog Aussie, I have to feed you to my crocodile. My 2 cents worth….if your an Aussie, your a fucking Aussie, none of this hyphen bullshit. I have spent 7 years of my life living around the world and that shit pisses me off. You are not a Japanese- Australian…..go and live in Japan for awhile (5 years thank you very much)
and see how Japanese you really are. You are not an African - American……real Africans would laugh their ass off at you. You are what the broader culture and family life you have makes you. Should I go around saying I am Germanic/Anglo-Saxon because Im white……fuck that Im an Aussie.
By the way, since when is talking about CULTURAL differences racism. If I say your a retard BECAUSE your skin is black, white, yellow, brown, pink, or polka dotted, thats racism. Me saying I dont like the way traditional muslims treat woman, I dont like the way certain members of the black community in America act, I dont like the way Japanese hunt whales isnt racism, thats me commenting on culture.
Chris Rock said it best ” I like black people, but I fucking hate niggers”
Which is like me saying “I like white people, but I fucking hate rednecks /white trash”….or maybe Im just being racist. because I dislike a certain part of the white community.
Political correctness: Helping kill the truth since the 60’s.
Thanks “Me”. I was wondering when someone would point out that Aussie isn’t a “race”.
How stupid. But then certain types of people with limited awareness and experience seem to gravitate to that word at every opportunity.
He is using the negativity of the word “racist” to cause a stir. Seriously, how fucking retarded is “Benita”? This site isnt for the weak, shovel off.
I make no claims of being an expert about the whole American/Aussie/Lebanese cunt thing but I read a thing like “hey you American cunt” as being the same as “hey you cunt who is American.” Kind of a fine line to walk between descriptive and “racist.”
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Interesting that you tried to make an irrefutable charge of racism, Ben (”You have made a racist remark towards Clair. No way you try to spin it changes it”). A point of vocab. “Racist” is a term that applies to people of different races, not nationalities—though the two can be the same. Since when was being American, Australian, or whatever a race equivalent to “Asian?”
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And by saying that it’s racist, you just attempted to make the insult “Aussie cunt” part of a much wider, and more loathsome tradition of killings and lynchings and etc. This is the same thing that happened to the word “rape.” It meant one thing, now (to some people) it means 1000 things. Questions: Why stop there? Why not just replace all bad words with “racist?”
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Me: Sorry I fucked your daughter.
Ben: Racist!
I believe that was Gloria Steinem who later married a man when she was needing someone to pay her bills. What a lying hypocrite. Oh but then she is a woman and that says it all. Nothing a woman says should be considered. They just say anything without rationale.
Children often get their way by whining or complaining.
Women are the same maturity as the average child. And that is why they need a grown up(man) to tell them how it should be.
Whining, nagging, complaining is the only way women get things done. They demand other people to do for them and we all know a women isn’t going to do anything for anyone.
women suck as people