Sterilizing for Mother Earth
The reason it takes women two hours to go shoe shopping is because they anthropomorphise consumable goods. That’s what women are after all: consumable goods. It’s no surprise that they project their self-worth onto anything that can be purchased and used.
Women assign souls to inanimate objects. When they go shoe shopping, they have to look at each and every pair because if they miss one, a woman thinks she’s hurting its feelings. That’s why women are such cunts most of time. After a long day of running four errands before 3 PM, a woman has already exhausted her daily supply of caring. Fuck you if you wanted anything by the time you see her. You should have been on the rack with a price tag like the rest of her “babies”.
“Mother Nature” is full of consumable goods. Women think “Mother Earth” has feelings.
At least that’s what I’m going with until anyone can think of a better reason why a woman would abort a fetus in order to protect “Mother Earth” from the carbon emissions of her spawn.
Ten years ago, Toni Vernelli aborted a fetus because she didn’t want to be responsible for the resources the child would consume during it’s life. Ten years later, Toni has gotten herself sterilized in the name of ecological conservation. She will be the first of many.
Before you get too concerned, know that Toni is no beauty queen. Future generations of men aren’t missing out on any super models or the second coming of Heidi Klum. The only thing Toni Vernelli has to pass on is the nose of a prize fighter and the brain of a lemming.
And that’s exactly why she’s MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month for November. Congratulations, Toni. You may not be biologically useful anymore, but at least no children will follow in your footsteps.
As a man, I am in full support of women like Toni. A petition could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Planting a tree instead of posing for a newspaper photo about how great you are could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Calling in a fake bomb threat on Al Gore’s private jet to keep him from flying to another presentation on global warming could have offset the carbon emissions of one child. Any woman who is stupid enough not to realize any of that, but still somehow driven to sterilize herself for whatever reason, is doing the rest of us a favor.
“Mother Nature” is not a human being. “Mother Nature” is not impressed by pointless gestures.
If it’s true that serial killers are raised by single and psychotic women — and that is true — imagine the serial killer that would have brewed in the womb of a woman who would undergo a permanent and disabling reproductive surgery because she can’t get the image of a crying Indian out of her head.
Think Caligula with a Super Soaker of GHB.
Remember the cereal commercials that asked the question, “How many bowls of Raisin Bran would it take to equal one bowl of Total?” Here’s a question I bet no one asked Toni before she had her tubes chucked in the trash:
How many hours of work would it take to offset the pollution this kid is going to make?
No matter who she is, a woman’s answer to that question will never be, “let’s ask the kid.”
More than I want to spend.
The next time a woman asks you why men are so obsessed with sex, tell her that it’s because women would rather have their uterus removed than convince the neighbors to recycle.
Toni (and all women like her) have done the next best thing to going back in time and killing Charles Manson. She’s aborted him pre-emptively. Then, she’s thrown her broken cloning machine into the sewer.
If only women who called their dogs their “baby” would follow suit.
How many carbon emissions did it take to sell these newspapers?
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Banning isn’t the idea. Some women put forth genuine objections and don’t use screaming harpy tactics. I am quite happy to debate with these women occasionally. It’s the ones who just come spouting feminist claptrap, hijack the topics and generally just shout abuse that need regulating. If we just ban them then we are no better than the feminazi sites that won’t listen at all. Remember, there is a notice at the top:
“No Women Allowed.”
To allow them to comment is a privilege and if they abuse that privilege then they should be regulated.
Anyway, I have had enough of this topic now. It has been passed to Dick who will decide one way or another. His site, his choice. MV and I just made the suggestion.
Hm… it sure would be nice to be able to post here and not see all the emotional, hateful gibberish of the harpies. I’m not on board with a post limit, because I don’t know how much good it will do, but I am on board with banning IP addresses.
@ MV
I am a man, MV, but I don’t know about Stonemonkey. He sits in the beta bracket for now.
Yes, whatever Dick says, goes. I know that and have stated it too. You and I just put the idea forward to him and I offered to help out. Well, if you read the forum, you’ll see I have withdrawn that offer. Let them all play with the girls if they want to. But I will say this….whilst the likes of Clair are allowed to run riot over the main site, manly debate will not take place. I came here to get away from the whinging fuckers but, with the freedom they have on here, I may as well go sit in a bar full of whores. Sorry, don’t want to insult the real men on here, but having to put up with “1000 Post” Clair hijacking every thread isn’t my idea of a “Site for Men.”
@ Stonemonkey
I take it you like listening to whining women? Personally I just want them to shut the fuck up.
Nevermind, you stick with the girly girls. I know who the fucking Mangina is here and it isn’t me. Now, once again, go fuck yourself and don’t talk to me again. I like to keep away from betas.
@ Rob and Stonemonkey: You are men. Fuck up, fellows. Whatever Dick says goes. We will see what he does. It is his site. But in the meantime, no point fucking up over dumb bitches.
Gee, for someone who complained about spelling “4″, what was that again? Isnt it spelled “know”??
RobC…..”Oh no a woman is posting in here” hikes up his skirt and runs around the room. Let me ask you something, do you like bars and nightclubs that only have men in them too?
Ban or limit I dont care, you obviously missed the main point, which is your a bit of a whinging minger if you cant handle a woman making comments in here.
As to trawling through to find something interesting, your comments and rebuttals are often so intelligent arent they.
If you have a problem with woman being in here DONT FUCKING REPLY TO THEM and engage in the endless argument that it will be.
You might also want to try another rebuttal beyond “Go fuck yourself ” and “You’re a bitch”………its old.
I wasnt defending anything Clair or any other woman was saying in here, just stating that you should use your superior man wit to bring them down, instead of whining like a woman about it.
As has been said, suggestions have been made to Dick. Feel free to add yours. In the end, it’s his site and so up to him what happens. We just put forth the idea today. I think ppd limits are good. Behave and your limit increases. Be a harpy and lose out on the freedom to post at any time.
No one, especially me, objects to constructive criticism, even from females. However, whining and spamming are different and need to be dealt with or topics get hijacked.
Points have been made so let’s wait for Dick’s say on the matter. There is a thread in the forum if further discussion is wanted.
If you put a daily limit on their nonsense, they’ll just throw that as excuse whenever they lose an argument, which will be every day.
You’ve basically got two types of posters here. The first type are the ones who are sensible enough to realise there is no sense in arguing endlessly. The second type are the ones who just stick their fingers in their ears and just go ‘la la la la la’ endlessly at everything.
I’d suggest a maximum limit of 100 posts. Give them a fair crack to make their point. Then thank them for their contributions by tell them to fuck off.
Think you’re right? Well, no. You are wrong.
Ahh, but dear robby, I assigned it that purpose.
*lone clap* Alrighty then….where did that RANDOM outburst of fact come into it. I never said I would, nor did I imply it.
Is that old people speak for “Another lie”?
When you see someone wonder into a clothes store, theres no actual chance that they WILL buy something, you have to let them toss up the idea first. Eh, why am I explaining simple concepts to you if can’t already understand it on your own?
An extra three books? HA! If thats the kinda traffic you think Dick gets. But still, missin the point again buddy. Say I made Dick one extra sale. JUST ONE. Now imagine all the other chicks that come here just like me for fun and introduce the site to their mates, and like me make ONE sale. That’s alot of books robbo. But please, DO buy an extra four books, it affects me in no way.
Oh and aren’t you the one that was telling Ben how to write in proper English? Well just a hint, don’t write the number four. Spell it out. Its a small number, you can do it.
Something I obviously no much more about then you. I love how you think that the marketer (in this case Dick) actually cares for your feelings and this site is only here so men can converse. Do you also think that the big co-operations have nothing but the best intentions for you? And there purpose is to make you feel good about yourself? LMAO
Stonemonkey, you can go fuck yourself. READ THE FUCKING THREAD PROPERLY!!!
No one said anything about banning anyone. The talk is about LIMITING posts from harpies who shouldn’t fucking be here in the first place. I, as well as others, get sick of trawling through all the crap on here just to find decent material to read.
As for being a Mangina, you need to look at yourself. It’s YOU sticking up for the troll, not me.
Once again, go fuck yourself.
I say that WE DONT BAN ANYBODY who wants to comment. That would make us like the whinging bastards that you complain about. Your a fucking man, take it on the chin. Limiting Clair or any other woman who comments on this site instantly makes you a mangina. You talked about how quickly the whining femnazis booted you off their site…..wanna be like them?
I say let them come. Maybe a few of them might actually get something out of all of this. If you have to ban them because you cant take them out with your wit……they win.
You’re a 19 year old bitch (I think I am correct), wtf do you know about business?
The site isn’t here for you to “have fun.”
There is not a chance in the fucking world you will buy Dick’s book.
MORE pie in the sky
Yeah, like fuck are they
An extra 3 books sold? Fuck off Clair, I’ll just buy 4 myself to replace you.
Something you know fuck all about, Clair. Stick to sucking Benita’s cock.
Besides Clair, it will be men who will be serving as Moderators. Men are fair, rational and discerning so you can chill out.
Got hand it to Dick, going by that post, hes a great marketer.
Dick will sell his book regardless of the whinging bitches that nest themselves on every article on this site, and you assume to know too much about marketing just like you assume to know too much about everything Clair.
This site is way more than a profitable enterprise. It is primarily about enlightening all men. You see, Clair, men have something called integrity, where we deliver on what we promise. This site does that in spades.
You go on like you will be banned, which you will not. If you post reasonably (which you are yet to do) you could enjoy limitless posts as everyone else that contributes to the discussion does. If you don’t, you could be limited to one post a day, until the time comes when you redeem yourself. Anyway, it is yet to happen, and it is just a suggestion. A good suggestion in my opinion.
*D3C*
Alright then. I wont be tactful. It IS a bad business move. From what I’ve seen your little forums dont get spammed up. So you get your lil chance to bitch and moan with people that wanna bitch and moan about the same shit. So wait…what would THIS particular section be for…hmm, ….promotion????? So where is the sense in what your talking about again? I dont go to the forums and I dooubt many others do as well (girls). Now, because I have so much fun on this section of the site, he has one extra serious potential sale. Now imagine all the other chicks that come here just for fun and giggles like me, I’ve introduced several people here, one of which is seriously contemplating buying the book (a couple of others are playing around with the idea), imagine if they all did that, or even half of them. THE SALES DEAR MAN! THE SALES!
Now stop there fun……no introducing to friends….no publicity…..no market.
Then again you have the men that would come here right? Do they leave because women are here? NO! They STAY to woman bash united as one.
Marketing strategy dear robbo.
Yep Clair. I got myself banned under 10 mins for posting against feminism. I didnt even start on the MABTW.com bit; I was just pointing out some fallacies in a Women’s only forums. That is FEMINAZI for you.
We don’t care what you think……and if this ppd limit were in operation now you would have 2 posts left today.
The only ones that will be limited are those who come here to abuse, spam or talk utter feminist crap………actually, come to think of it, that’s nearly all of them.
Clair, if we did on a feminazi site what you do on here we would get our IP addresses banned immediately. On here you get a chance to speak, even though we don’t want you here, yet you abuse that privilege. This is the reason why a group of us have asked Dick for some form of Moderation. He may disagree. That’s his choice as it’s his site. All I know is that a lot of us on here are sick of wading through the drivel that comes out of most females’ mouths. This is supposed to be a site for men and, as you can see by today, when we are left alone we put our thinking heads on and try to find solutions to problems that annoy us. Very difficult when you have a bunch of harpies screeching up and down the thread.
-_- I can tell mikey….
Robby, Im not scared. I just honestly think it is a bad business move.