Turkey Gobblers!
Women are obsessed with plastic surgery, and one of the fastest growing surgical trends this Thanksgiving is the rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty.
The rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty puts the “tight” in a twat; it takes the “loose” from a labia; it crams the “new” into a snootch; and it takes at least three kids off the odometer. When marriage counseling doesn’t work, and since women are too possessive to give threesomes a shot, they’re turning to the same thing that brought us taxes, Charles Manson, and the Vagina Monologues.
The vagina.
Nothing proves that women hate sex — while simultaneously being obsessed with it — like “the vaginoplasty”. Their obsession with sexual perfection consumes them and manifests in shame, hatred, and bitterness. Women are obsessed with their vaginas like that woman in Misery was obsessed with Stephan King. If it was legal, vaginas should all get restraining orders.
Women and their vaginas remind me of a man with a classic 1958 California Spyder Ferrari, who spends all day polishing it and talking dirty to it without ever taking it out for a test drive. What a waste.
At least the Ferrari is still good to look at.
Turkey Gobblers
Since women don’t want to use their vaginas, they’re trying to turn them into something a vagina will never be: easy on the eyes. I have news for you ladies out there. You can’t turn a turkey into a swan. You can’t turn a floppy whoopie cushion into The David. You can’t turn a turkey gobbler into a 16 year old clam, no matter how much bleaching some man is paying for.
Women are disgusted by themselves and stupid. Forget about makeup and perfume, they can’t even figure out what their vaginas are for.
They’re ATM’s, not works of art.
Vaginoplasties are like Viagra for women
False. Viagra is for women. Without Viagra thousands of men would leave their old, boring wives every year for young, hot ones who could put some lead in their pencil. Then they would use that pencil to sign the divorce papers.
A vagina is a lot like a boat. You dump tons of money into it and no matter how great it sounds, it’s only fun a few times a year during the summer. Otherwise, it’s a lot of expensive upkeep.
Women all over the country are trying to put some vitality back in their vag and some “clamp” back in their clams this season with expensive and risky plastic surgery. Since I know it’s not going to work, I’ve got a procedure women should try first which is guaranteed to improve their sexual attraction:
Shut up and hit a treadmill.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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November 25th, 2007 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
Don’t put the rapist bit in. I didn’t; in fact I made the point of not promoting rape.
Beta/ Female…what’s the fucking difference? Mangina/Cunt….same thing, eh Billy?
November 25th, 2007 at 12:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 543595508a8c8
You’re still fucking going on about this? It was lame when you started.
November 25th, 2007 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7cce26ce8462e
Wrong. I think he should ban each and every single woman who posts here. If a man went to feministing.org or some other women’s organization like that and said even 1% of the negative things about women that women say about men here at MABTW, he would get his ass assed banned immediately. Dick Masterson is a fucking pussy for alowing this to go on.
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November 25th, 2007 at 4:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 88e5a23365e04
I’d say it would be near impossible to ban every woman from this site. They could just use a different computer.
Then there is the problem of Manginas. They could be men, but they are a woman upstairs. I say ban them as well.
*D3C*
November 25th, 2007 at 5:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46de44d9caf39
Are you saying that I want to be a women, or I was a women, or I’ve been trained by a women?
November 25th, 2007 at 6:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 88e5a23365e04
I’m saying you either are a woman who wishes she was a man or you are a man who wishes he was a woman.
*D3C*
November 25th, 2007 at 6:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46de44d9caf39
To stop confusion, I am a man. I don’t wish I were a women, but I don’t think women are a problem. I’m just used to being a guy. I couldn’t handle the fundamental shifts, maybe for a day or something, but I don’t “wish” I were a women
November 25th, 2007 at 7:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3b87498627ba8
Aren’t you two cute? You’re morally better because you found another empty can to carry your echo. Now all you need to do is keep posting! Come on! Break 10,000! Yeah! Make reasonable noises with your mouths! Woo!
November 25th, 2007 at 8:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 800539029be9b
I’m saying that Dazed and Confused wishes that it were even remotely human.
November 25th, 2007 at 9:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0212eba14b8d3
i think that anyone who has time to make a site like this either has had a very traumatic experience in which they were rejected by many women, so they gave up and started this site OR they are gay.
November 25th, 2007 at 9:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46de44d9caf39
You’re forgettting something. Women can’t reject you if they’re asleep
November 25th, 2007 at 9:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Now they’ll jump all over this comment and call you homophobic…even though this is a very logical conclusion.
November 25th, 2007 at 9:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c053a138357
Logical but wrong. I have never given up, I still hold the hope that at least one girl in my age group hasn’t got a pole stuck up her arse. I’m certainly not gay, but you go on thinking that if you wish.
It wasn’t funny nor intelligent the first time, and it’s certainly still not the three thousandth time.
*D3C*
November 25th, 2007 at 10:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46de44d9caf39
Thanks for keeping track of my posts. It’s nice to know I have a follower
November 25th, 2007 at 10:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c053a138357
You have to be up to date if you want to put together a valid argument. Wouldn’t want to come trapsing all around this site with no knowledge of fucking anything and expect to get taken seriously.
*D3C*
November 25th, 2007 at 10:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
The thing is though, it is only logical for one to come to the conclusion that people here may be gay, and dick himself gay (just an angry gay). I’ve asked someone, in all genuineness no malice intended, and people just go ape shit crazy. They jump all over it and call you homophobic. It’s just bizarre.
November 25th, 2007 at 10:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46de44d9caf39
You mean, with the handing out “manpoints: to rapists and all, your expecting to get taken seriously?
November 25th, 2007 at 10:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c053a138357
I hope you aren’t referring to me when you say that, because that would be totally false.
I’m not going to get into an argument about what rape is and what it isn’t, but if you are taking the manpoint system too seriously, you are missing the point.
*D3C*
November 25th, 2007 at 11:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 46de44d9caf39
Then explain to me the point
November 25th, 2007 at 11:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: c5c053a138357
The point is if you were a man I wouldn’t need to explain anything. I’m through trying to explain things to people on this site who aren’t willing to listen, it’s too painful.
*D3C*