Turkey Gobblers!
Women are obsessed with plastic surgery, and one of the fastest growing surgical trends this Thanksgiving is the rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty.
The rejuvenating, revitalizing, reinvigorating vaginoplasty puts the “tight” in a twat; it takes the “loose” from a labia; it crams the “new” into a snootch; and it takes at least three kids off the odometer. When marriage counseling doesn’t work, and since women are too possessive to give threesomes a shot, they’re turning to the same thing that brought us taxes, Charles Manson, and the Vagina Monologues.
The vagina.
Nothing proves that women hate sex — while simultaneously being obsessed with it — like “the vaginoplasty”. Their obsession with sexual perfection consumes them and manifests in shame, hatred, and bitterness. Women are obsessed with their vaginas like that woman in Misery was obsessed with Stephan King. If it was legal, vaginas should all get restraining orders.
Women and their vaginas remind me of a man with a classic 1958 California Spyder Ferrari, who spends all day polishing it and talking dirty to it without ever taking it out for a test drive. What a waste.
At least the Ferrari is still good to look at.
Turkey Gobblers
Since women don’t want to use their vaginas, they’re trying to turn them into something a vagina will never be: easy on the eyes. I have news for you ladies out there. You can’t turn a turkey into a swan. You can’t turn a floppy whoopie cushion into The David. You can’t turn a turkey gobbler into a 16 year old clam, no matter how much bleaching some man is paying for.
Women are disgusted by themselves and stupid. Forget about makeup and perfume, they can’t even figure out what their vaginas are for.
They’re ATM’s, not works of art.
Vaginoplasties are like Viagra for women
False. Viagra is for women. Without Viagra thousands of men would leave their old, boring wives every year for young, hot ones who could put some lead in their pencil. Then they would use that pencil to sign the divorce papers.
A vagina is a lot like a boat. You dump tons of money into it and no matter how great it sounds, it’s only fun a few times a year during the summer. Otherwise, it’s a lot of expensive upkeep.
Women all over the country are trying to put some vitality back in their vag and some “clamp” back in their clams this season with expensive and risky plastic surgery. Since I know it’s not going to work, I’ve got a procedure women should try first which is guaranteed to improve their sexual attraction:
Shut up and hit a treadmill.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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November 24th, 2007 at 1:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 2998d637ad7de
Never been hunting, so I can’t argue that at all.
Off the topic, in previous threads examples have been asked for concerning why this site exists and how men are disadvantaged in today’s media and laws. Here is one that is completely reprehensible…
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,231238,00.html
Not sure how to make a link, so copy and paste it to your browser for your reading pleasure.
November 24th, 2007 at 1:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 2998d637ad7de
Ok… so the link automatically shows up. I am prepared to receive a manly kick in the ass.
November 24th, 2007 at 2:09 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I read that and it is kinda scary. It’s awful that society has gotten to this point, and it’s awful that all men are seen like that cause of some idiots. It’s really not fair. I’m ashamed to say though, that I’d be scared to sit next to a man on a flight, probably not so much if I were with someone I knew, but if I was on my own, I’d be hella scared.
November 24th, 2007 at 7:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 9cebcfc8ad687
No one gives a fuck if you’d be scared. The man is innocent and the seat written on his fucking boarding pass is where he should fucking stay cunt.
November 24th, 2007 at 7:15 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I know, still can’t help being scared though.
November 24th, 2007 at 7:16 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
anyway, he could be you, or someone like you, that thinks raping girls as they sleep is fine, then boast about it on the internet.
November 24th, 2007 at 7:17 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
It’s you’re fault and people like you that are the reason things like this are in place.
November 24th, 2007 at 7:30 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
I don’t care that I posted this earler and I’ll keep posting it until I know it’s been read often enough. I may then just leave MABTW permanently.
I think it’s about time Dick put a limit on the amount of Posts a female can make on this site. I know they just prove Dick right but this is supposed to be a site for men and so much space is wasted trying to convince stupid women of how stupid they are. We know they’re not going to soak anything up as that sponge of a brain is totally saturated with hogwash and there is no room left for any REAL knowledge to go in there. There is nothing better than a good intelligent discussion and debate between males but on here it’s like being heckled from and audience that shouldn’t even be there abd debate becomes impossible. Clair drives me fucking mad because I see nothing but drivel in her posts and if she were to talk to me to my face like she sometimes talks to males in here then she would need an orthodontist. She has now made over 1000 posts and accomplished nothing. The latest Audi was designed and built in less time. Come on, Dick, do something. Let them have their say and then shut the IP address down. I kicked women out of my life so I don’t have to put up with them but then I come on here, a man’s site with “NO WOMEN ALLOWED” and have to listen to a bunch of screeching harpies. It’s not on. If you did that on a fem site your IP would be gone within the first 2 posts. The same needs to be done here. I for one am getting fed up with the same old sluts spewing their venom on a site that they shouldn’t even be on. Almost a million people have visited this site but how many of them have stayed? I won’t try and answer that but I will say that another is going to be leaving if this carries on as it is. Still, it’s Dick’s site and his word is Law and if that is how he wants it run then so be it. But I won’t stay and put up up with threads dominated by 1 individual who shouldn’t even be there, no matter how much of a twat she is making herself look by what she says. This should be a site where the wiser man educates the younger man into the leeching, whorish ways of today’s women and hopefully saves them from a lifetime of alimony or a prison sentence they didn’t deserve. It should not be a platform for non-entities like Clair and Female to stand on and spew forth their feministic venom and illogical thoughts. I have had my say and made my point. Maybe it would be nice if Dick himself were to answer this one because, although I agree totally with what he says, I don’t agree with how the site (or this section of it) is running and I will probably leave if it so continues. I would like to bet a lot of other males have thought the same but, instead of putting it into writing, they have just left. Shame.
November 24th, 2007 at 7:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Tough fucking luck for being so stupid and weak.
It’s your fault and people like you for IMPLEMENTING stupid shithole ideas like this after you muse it up, and then have your head stuck too far up your asshole - which still stinks, by the way - to back down from your drooling, slobbering-retarded claims.
That’s right, you’re as inferior as those you claim are genetically inferior. You are an inferior being, and the world would be a better place without you. You do not produce or even conserve, you take from the world with your blatant consumerism.
Fuck you, you weak little whore. How dare you use your fucking taco and exploit your sex.
Once again, though, don’t plug the wind-hole if it’s the taco talking!
November 24th, 2007 at 7:41 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
I really wish we would all just ignore her. I would love to be able to filter her posts out.
November 24th, 2007 at 7:43 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Well, these things wouldn’t be put in place if there weren’t fucks like you and Brooklyn roaming around. I can’t help if men have screwed me over to the point where I’m scared of them, its simliar to how u all see women now. Difference being, I know mine is irrational as it can not possibly apply 2 all men. So I’m trying to get rid of it. That and I don’t act on it.
November 24th, 2007 at 7:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha!
Scared? What the fuck does a whore like you have to be scared of? Sex?!
Oh, good lord…
Listen, imagine what it would be like if you could not say anything you wanted without the fear of having your mouth busted open. That’s what it’s like being a man, and you don’t know shit about fear so you can shut the fuck up.
So worried about getting her little feelings hurt. Fuck you, whore, I’ll have a concubine over you any fucking day I please!
November 24th, 2007 at 8:17 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I don’t care if u hav ‘concubines’. havem. ur sick, i dont want ya. EW.
imagine what it would be like if you could not say anything you wanted without the fear of having your mouth busted open. That’s what it’s like being a man
Thats not being a man, thats just being you. I can’t imaging e the shit that comes outta ur mouth in real life, but if its anything like on here no wonder.
November 24th, 2007 at 8:24 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
I have something even better than a western whore OR a concubine. It’s called a Playstation and it gives me hours more fun than any woman has ever done in her life. When I start it up it does as it’s told and pleasures me for as long as I want it to. Doesn’t answer back either. Men and their toys,eh? Almost 50 and still playing games :o)
Final Fantasy XII Rules. But I am the King of FF12, The Grand Master, even!
November 24th, 2007 at 8:36 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Playstation suck. X-Box is better…and Morrowind Elder Scrolls is the best.
November 24th, 2007 at 8:47 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
Not played FF12 Clair? You are talking to an International Guru here.
Google “FF12 Low Level Challenge Guide” and my FAQ will appear as No1 on Google, hosted at IGN (along with 2 other sites). Go on….Google it and see if you can come back with my Site name. A little test for you. You’ll even find one of my email addy’s there. :oD
November 24th, 2007 at 8:59 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Giruvegan?
November 24th, 2007 at 9:00 am - IP Man-Hash: b9aaa2c357f5d
Might just have to issue some man points there ;o)
Yup, that’s me!! World wide FF12 genius, lol
November 24th, 2007 at 9:07 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Why giruvegan? And why allow your identity to leak?…lol
November 24th, 2007 at 9:13 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Wait…you wrote ALL of that…god that must of taken you AGES.