More Fun With Prison — and Tyra Banks

Prison is not a nice place. That’s why I would think women love it in there. They always suspect that everyone’s out to screw them anyway. Their mindset is perfect for the Big House. Plus women are annoying.

But why was I not surprised to hear about Oprah v2.0 hawking horseshit about how unfair it is for women to be in prison on television

To regain the thousand Man Points I just lost by implying that I watch or have ever watched either the Oprah show or the Tyra Banks show, let me clarify:

I have never fucking watched either The Oprah Show or The Tyra Banks show.

The closest I have ever come to watching either was during Married With Children where Al was forced to watch an entire Oprah marathon for some perfectly believable reason. I think the episode ended plausibly as well — in which Al and all the other men around got unfairly screwed somehow and had to shut the fuck up about it before taking their asses to work the next day.

Without men all television shows would be soap operas with drama and bullshit getting dragged around the season like anchors of shame with no payoff. Thank God for men, or else we wouldn’t have a reason to watch TV.

I’m posting a link at the end of this article that will take you to a small write up of a recent Tyra Banks show. Tyra Banks is a — actually, if you don’t know who Tyra Banks is, just walk away. Don’t read any more of this and walk away because you are in the lucky minority of Earthlings. If you’re one of the brave man-types who doesn’t give a fuck about talking risks or looking back, read on.

Good to see all of you still here. Tyra Banks is a woman’s masochistic, life-coach, wet dream. She’s got the brains (none) and hare-brained, male-bashing reasoning powers of Oprah, with the body of a poster that says “Hey women, you’re a bunch of fucking fatties!” and the arrogance and pomposity to believe she has any right to speak for women everywhere. There’s only one person who has the right to speak for women everywhere and that’s the man they’re married to or who paid for 23 years of their room and board. If that’s not you, shut the fuck up.

Tyra Banks thinks men put women in prison.

“I wanted to do [a show on women in prison] because I was shocked to learn that the majority of women in prison are there because of their husbands or their boyfriends.” – Tyra Banks

No matter where you set the bar, women will knock it over. You could bury it, but they’ll come along with a back hoe and offer you sexual favours for pretending to teach them how to use it for ten minutes while they pretend to try and understand it and then just let you give up entirely and do the whole fucking thing yourself — digging up the bar, letting them knock it over, etc.

Women are not in prison because of men, you stupid cunt. Women are in prisons because a jury convicted them of crimes and then sentenced them to prison. Don’t they teach that shit in Modeling School?

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Comment by Dejan Derekovic
2009-10-04 18:29:14 - IP Man-Hash: 816be6a28be11

No guy will be dumb enough to Marry that fucken dumb ignorant bitch…..

 
Comment by bendoverdoctor
2009-06-10 20:38:05 - IP Man-Hash: 9a6678e179d0d

fuck off doctor! you and tyra banks have 2 things in common. One, neither of you have the intelligence of a hooters waitress, and two……you bolth haven’t been man handle fucked in so long your resentful. You bolth need to be fucked till your bow legged and pigeon toed! followed by having a dildo permanently rammed down your cock holsters so you’ll bolth SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 
Comment by imenttosaythat
2009-05-15 15:42:13 - IP Man-Hash: 6bd87023c16c1

WTF?!?! Tyra is so fucking dumb. More men are in prison because of money, they have to work or do crimes for them to get money, women on the other hand need to get married and face book their extra 10 years of life away!

 
Comment by thatsSIRtoyou
2009-01-14 02:22:56 - IP Man-Hash: ce787de8a438f

Women have advantages in many things, like being mothers, manipulation, and probably art like creative things.
When women say that they are better than men, they are basically wrong, this is same for the opposite.

Men aren’t dumbasses. maybe half are, mostly because of an impulsive nature which ends them up on COPS episodes or doing stupid things. The other half run the world and actually better the world with their intelligence.

Women on the other hand are all clumped up together in intelligence and basically in between the split men are in. There are still a small percentage of women that are on par with men, and they make up the very small percentage of rich and powerful people in the world.

So when talking about whether an individual man is better tha an individual woman, you would have to look into details, but when generaliing, it has been proven that men do have a greater advantage in both intelligence and physical attrubutes. Women will just have to accept those general differences and do things they are good at individually and never argue that men are not better than women, especially if they are generalizing, because that is basically wrong.

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-14 02:44:48 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

And even those powerful women mostly got there due to a man.

 
 
Comment by DICKHEAD MASTERBATER
2009-01-13 21:03:43 - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9

He Who Talks Shit About Tyra Banks and then Appears on Her Show is a DOUCHEBAG… Whats next Dickhead Masterbator, Guest Judging on American Idol with Simon or Cohosting with Seacrest?

Comment by Absintheminded
2009-09-28 00:11:09 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

So people shouldn’t hear the truth to their face. Totally makes sense.

 
 
Comment by Doctor
2009-01-13 11:29:28 - IP Man-Hash: 55154e2e03eec

Personally speaking I think that Dick is a turd and he looks like a little troll, however, he does bring up some valid points about Tyra. She is this hot chick who, may I add, is way better looking than most all women, however, she tries to play it like she understands women and girl power and all that crap. I would like to ask her just how much did she care about the average woman when she was a Victoria Secret model or a playmate or a swimsuit model? She talks about beauty and all of this crap and how we are all beautiful on the inside and shit, but then she is playmate. Please bitch the only thing you are good for is watching a movie on your giant fucking forehead!!!!!

FYI there are sooooo many dumb as women and I totally agree with that, however, there are some smart ones out there as well. Maybe if these types of men would quit looking for a date at Hooters they would figure that out.

Yes ass wipes I am a woman and am not trying to hide it.

Comment by studioline
2009-01-13 11:35:33 - IP Man-Hash: 5ca37d49f6e95

@Doctor

I just wrote same thig to Jeff just now, here it is;

It’s just a social pathology which in this time we live is based on women fighting men. And I agree the only reason for this is money, cos more money can be made of people’s mysery.

Human race is very advanced in all types of technology, which supplies 2 out of 3 human basic needs, which is food and shalter.

However as far as 3rd human need – relationship between men and women, society is on the level of only superstitions.

That’s a hudge discrepency.

There is a very simple explanation for this. Today’s modern society can not be controlled by food or shelter supply, cos vast majority of people especially in a country like USA have olready better or worse food and shelter. So they can not be as easly controlled by it.

That’s why there is so much manipulation within the 3rd need. If all people were aware of this, they would be finally totally free. And actually the only obstacle to achive that is a collective mind of whimmin.

And by the way I call this social pathology = The Social Matrix

and collective mind of whimmin = The Persona.

We dont hate women we only hate the Persona, and guess what, women hate it too, and the paradox is they just can’t put their finger on it so they blame men.

They just don’t know this so they are banging their head against it like a fly is banging it’s head against the glass. After all a person can outsmart somethig if they can perceive it.

If anyone does’t believe it for ex look at any movie, and you will clearly see it. Look at life and you see it even more clearly, and even ask a woman when she has a moment of honesty and she will conform it.

The King is naked, we are just scared to say it, we just pretend we don’t see it cos we were told millon times, that if we say it we’ll commit an offence.

 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-13 12:30:47 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

@DOCTRESS

••• “Maybe if these types of men would quit looking for a date at Hooters….”

OK stop.

Stop thinking men should APOLOGIZE for wanting to fuck hot women. Are you out of your fucking mind??? BRAINS is not nearly enough reason for a man to want to spend time with you…. nor do you needs brains for him to want to FUCK YOU.

Snap out of it.

Unattractive women are no smarter, no more trustworthy and no more worth a man’s time. So why are you pretending that you are. That a man would be better off with YOU??? You arrogant cunts are unbelieveable.

Because you’re “smart”?

Please.

A worthless woman who destroys a man’s life and fucks him over in divorce court ALSO “thinks she’s smart”. So you can stop pretending. We don’t fucking care how smart you think you are.

Or how much “BETTER” you think you are than OTHER women.

Because while you’re hating OTHER women who get more male attention than YOU…. it has nothing to do with US. So leave the men out of it.

Take your jealousy the fuck off this website immediately.

Doesn’t matter what KIND of woman you’re dealing with…

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by Doctor
2009-01-13 13:54:49 - IP Man-Hash: d255eeced0def

Dearest Chris,

You make a lot of assumptions about my post that are incorrect.

1. I never said men should apologize for wanting to have sex with a hot chick. I did say, however, that you should not look for a date where dumb women are known to be and then complain that they are dumb.

2. No one said anything about unattractive women. I certainly did not say that unattractive women are smarter than attractive women or that attractive women are dumber than unattractive women. I also did not say that I am unattractive mostly because I am simply not.

3. I most certainly do not think that I am the prettiest woman around and have no problem with women who are prettier than me. I also have no problem with anyone, male or female, getting more attention than me. For some reason some men are all hung up on this women being so jelous of each other and it is so lame. If I happen to disagree with a women getting naked or next to naked and getting paid for it that does not mean that I am jelous of them it just means that I do not agree with what they do. Sorry, but if you get naked and dance around a pole you probably are not all that bright.

If you hate women so much why don’t you just date dudes?

Comment by Solomon
2009-01-13 14:16:32 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

She pulls the gay card right on queue. Another thing I’ve noticed.

“If you hate women so much why don’t you just date dudes?”

Newsflash dumbass — gay guys don’t hate women, in fact they surround themselves with them.

Why do you womens perceptions of sexuality always have to revolve around hatred?

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Comment by Chris
2009-01-13 14:37:32 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

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1. I never said men should apologize for wanting to have sex with a hot chick. I did say, however, that you should not look for a date where dumb women are known to be and then complain that they are dumb.”
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No one is “complaining” that women are dumb.
That would be like “complaining” because the sky is blue.

I have more respect for a woman like that, than a woman like YOU.

She’s NOT DUMB ENOUGH to be here –>> WHERE SHE IS NOT WELCOME OR INVITED .

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2. I also did not say that I am unattractive mostly because I am simply not.
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Newsflash Bitch – You don’t walk into the men’s room and tell men what they “SHOULD” think is attractive according to you. Are you out of your fucking mind?

MEN decide who they want to fuck, spend time with… or who they think is attractive. You don’t get to decide that.

I saw a woman on National Television try and tell a fat 250lb woman “that she is beautiful – no matter what a man says”.

Sorry bitches. The MAN decides what he thinks is “beautiful”.

YOU DON’T.

And he’s certainly not required to LIE a look a fat bitch in the face and say “you are beautiful – no matter what”.

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3. Sorry, but if you get naked and dance around a pole you probably are not all that bright.
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Well she’s smarter than MOST whores who don’t even KNOW THEY ARE whores.

An 18 year-old virgin who’s saving it for marriage is the biggest / most-expensive unfulfilling whore there is. She expects a man to pay the BIGGEST PRICE HE CAN POSSIBLY PAY… withholding her affection and one of the greatest pleasures in life….. until she gets a diamond, a life contract until death, a promise to God and the right to fight a man for 1/2 of his assets which she had nothing to do with earning.

WHORE.

And she’s not even fucking anyone.

Whores don’t actually HAVE sex openly and freely whenever they want —>>They DON’T have sex – unless they get something ELSE.

If a man wants a WHORE in his personal life he would be more rewarded to hire one. Who’s JOB it is to say “YES” – instead of “NO” – to come over and give him exactly WHAT he wants…. WHEN he wants… and she is not going home until HE is completely satisfied.

How many WHORE dates, WHORE wives and WHORE girlfriends are THAT interested in being fulfilling for ALL they expect men to invest them????

NONE.

I have more respect for $200 hooker who has more brains than women who want to be treated like whores in their personal relationships….. while reserving the right to say “NO” and NEGOTIATE with their vaginas in their personal lives.

I thought you said you were “smart”.

HOOTERS waitresses are smarter than you. Why? Because the only person who has a problem with women who are EASY — is a woman a woman who is COSTLY, DIFFICULT and NOT WORTH A MAN’S TIME.

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4. If you hate women so much why don’t you just date dudes?
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Look who’s making the assumptions. Who told you I “hate” women????? We don’t have to LIKE the women we fuck. If we waited around for women we actually LIKED… women like you would never get laid.

Think about it.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

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Comment by Doctor
2009-01-14 06:41:31 - IP Man-Hash: 6ce4795fce461

Okay fellas you have fun hating on women. I bet you would change your mind about women if they ever gave you the time of day.

 
 
Comment by Chris
2009-01-13 14:52:40 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Now here’s a guy who “hates” women.

(just scroll up to the post before mine)

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/why-women-hate-sex/#comment-39678 3

“Men are better than women” is not about “hating” women.

But I love watching women CONSTANTLY begin thoughts and sentences with “IF” — which has nothing to do with REALITY.

• “IF you hate women…. why don’t you just….”

• “IF you guys would just……then you would…”

• “IF you want me to ….. then you should….”

WOMEN BEGIN THOUGHTS AND SENTENCE WITH “IF” – ALL THE FUCKING TIME….. AND THEN THEY PROCEED TO TRY AND TELL MEN WHAT THEY SHOULD DO.

Bitched fuck off.

You have no fucking idea what men SHOULD do.

Because you cunts actually believe men should PURSUE you for life until death. Even though you’re just not worth it.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

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Comment by studioline
2009-01-13 15:41:51 - IP Man-Hash: 5ca37d49f6e95

Now you see Doc. it’s the other way around.

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Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-14 02:51:04 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

How about this for an assumption,

fuck off this website.

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Comment by studioline
2009-01-13 16:10:29 - IP Man-Hash: 5ca37d49f6e95

@ Doc

lemme qoute you here

“there are some smart ones out there as well. Maybe if these types of men would quit looking for a date at Hooters they would figure that out.”
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you mean, men should stop chasing other women and start chasing you instead??

That won/t work. In 10 years from now, no man will ever chase a woman. Why? Because when they were doing it, all you women did in return you shit on them in return. So the number of men who still are willing to chase you ass is diminishing by the minute. So if no one is chasing you ass now, the chances of that into the future are also diminishing as well.

 
Comment by RB
2009-01-13 21:06:28 - IP Man-Hash: 4b6f3ac3819ce

“Yes ass wipes I am a woman and am not trying to hide it.”

Une autre femme typique: Se donne loin au dernier moment.

(just fooling around! :D )

 
Comment by John Smith
2009-01-14 07:34:04 - IP Man-Hash: 75ea06d7cc05e

“there are some smart ones out there as well. Maybe if these types of men would quit looking for a date at Hooters they would figure that out. ”

Surely, if the particular men of whom you speak were smart enough to go for smart women instead of slutty ones, they would already have done so.

Besides, I don’t think you should go disturbing the balance of nature. There are those of us who recoil in disgust from women with their boobs hanging out, and are attracted to women who can challenge us in philosophical debate and check our maths dissertations, and frankly, I’d like to ensure that there remains enough of the latter kind to go round. Please help keep the majority of men turned on by 5cm skirts. I know it doesn’t present a happy view for the future of the human race, but our intellectually superior offspring will probably be colonising another planet by then anyway.

Comment by RB
2009-01-14 08:45:35 - IP Man-Hash: 4b6f3ac3819ce

“There are those of us who recoil in disgust from women with their boobs hanging out, and are attracted to women who can challenge us in philosophical debate and check our maths dissertations, and frankly, I’d like to ensure that there remains enough of the latter kind to go round.”

Oh, but of course! Obviously there are such marvellous, intelligent women – only in your imagination, and possibly the latest femdom porn scene that you watched.

Comment by John Smith
2009-01-14 09:35:43 - IP Man-Hash: 75ea06d7cc05e

Certainly they are few and far between. But as you so eloquently demonstrate, the same is true of men.

Although it depends on age. I think there is a sexual dimorphism in when we gain the ability to distinguish logic from emotion in an argument. In boys it probably comes in somewhere around the teenage years, and in women not until the late twenties on average. So if you take a sample of 20-year-olds, it might seem that men can think logically and women can’t. But I think the truth is that women on average just become mentally mature later on. While there is of course a bell-curve, and some are just plain thick, in general I don’t find much more logical failing from women than I do from men once they’ve reached their 30’s. And since there’s a bell curve, there are also those that are intelligent. (Which can be observed even when they’re younger, if you see them think on a subject that their emotions won’t play a part in, like a maths dissertation).

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Comment by RB
2009-01-14 09:44:15 - IP Man-Hash: 4b6f3ac3819ce

“Certainly they are few and far between. But as you so eloquently demonstrate, the same is true of men.”

So making a reference to porn is to be considered a trait of moral depravity?

“So if you take a sample of 20-year-olds, it might seem that men can think logically and women can’t.”

Your present generation of 30 something ladies will give a different impression.

“I don’t find much more logical failing from women than I do from men once they’ve reached their 30’s.”

Oh but of course! Why do you not go over to Microsoft’s project design department and tell them this? I’m sure they’ll see their mistake, fire the overwhelming number of logically inferior men, and replace them with logically superior women.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Absintheminded
2009-09-28 00:13:01 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

Intelligence has little bearing on maturity, and 99% of women I have met have the same problem: They’re immature and insane, which is a nasty combination.

 
 
Comment by JJ.
2008-12-11 01:32:20 - IP Man-Hash: 346697a13bc91

nice site, douchebags. ^^

 
Comment by Really?
2008-09-16 22:28:57 - IP Man-Hash: d67743084c90a

Hah, it’s hilarious that women try to use guy names on this site to confuse us. They fail at that too. Hmm, nice try. Once more shall we, this is beginning to be a fun little game you girls are playing.

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-09-17 00:05:03 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Yes it is. Welcome to the site mother fucker.

 
 
Comment by anon
2007-12-17 20:20:45 - IP Man-Hash: e0f131a688f70

Why don’t you use that big brain of yours and your “superior” logic to fight wars instead of using violence and armed force?

I’m sure men can solve that problem, especially without the help of women.

Let’s just perform lobotomies on all women from the moment of birth so they never speak or think except follow the orders of men, since men are so superior. What a perfect world, completely dominated by men.

Let us all go to that utopia, where women are just physical shells and have no souls. Let women be the useless lumps of meat that they are, merely here to service man and all his needs because women are not humans or people. Their feelings or thoughts do not matter.

Let your mother be a mindless brainless zombie that spits you out at birth, feeds and cleans you but never ever shall commit that absolute sin of being a person.

Your sister will never be your burden, let her be whored out like the prostitute she really is because she is a female and she should be happy that men are being serviced by her body. She will willingly do everything a man tells her and never say a word all because he is a man and he is superior. She will do it all with a mindless smile.

Yes, that is a perfect world.

Comment by John
2008-07-19 16:06:18 - IP Man-Hash: 571a53d0ad583

Gender psychometric studies would seem to suggest that women (when free of social conditioning) derive a great deal of satisfaction and sense of fulfilment from being obedient and servile to their husbands/men.

Nothing hollow or shell like about this type of behavour at all, more a congruity and complement to how they are constructed biologically/spiritually. I would personally say it’s the masculinised career minded aggressive viragos who are soulless and disconnected from their true potential.

Comment by John Smith
2009-01-14 07:40:11 - IP Man-Hash: 75ea06d7cc05e

I imagine we all get a sense of satisfaction from serving something, maybe connected to rewards we experienced when doing things for our parents as children. Still, that sounds interesting. Do you have a link to those studies?

 
 
Comment by Ron Wilson
2008-11-07 10:48:29 - IP Man-Hash: 971b35ab31318

Sounds goo to me.

 
Comment by Candide
2008-11-26 18:30:08 - IP Man-Hash: 94d405aa0c19e

I’d say that’s pretty much true – except the part about pleasing men. Instead, feminists invoked demons with abortion sacrifices and Western females have been possessed ever since.

 
 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-20 03:52:49 - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6

I ,love Tyra. I love her show to. I admit it. And I only just heard that in the U.S they were calling her fat? What the fuck?? She is GORGEOUS!!!!

 
Comment by Boo
2007-07-20 16:42:53 - IP Man-Hash: 0a97b5a1ff681

robthomaseyes said:

Men ARE irrational. They are extremely emotional; it’s just that they show different emotions than women. the emotions they are constantly losing control of and showing are anger, rage, hatred, jealousy, rather than female sadness, etc. these are the emotions that kill and get people killed.

You are irrational, ignorant and waste of good air.

Comment by Really?
2008-09-16 22:24:02 - IP Man-Hash: d67743084c90a

http://www.crimeandjustice.us/forums/lofiversion/index.php?t11739.html

Oh yea, sure, men are the ones behind killings, and they cause others to get killed. Hmm, Sure, Right, Of course of course.
Stupid woman.

Comment by Really?
2008-09-16 22:25:11 - IP Man-Hash: d67743084c90a

Directed to Rob Thomas ^^^

 
 
 
2007-07-20 14:54:35 - IP Man-Hash: 2775f6f3de64b

Tyra is the most annoying waste of human existence on Planet earth, for lack of better words. Tyra Banks haters unite on myspace.

 
Comment by robthomaseyes
2007-05-29 10:13:14 - IP Man-Hash: 6f6233a8c7bbc

Men ARE irrational. They are extremely emotional; it’s just that they show different emotions than women. the emotions they are constantly losing control of and showing are anger, rage, hatred, jealousy, rather than female sadness, etc. these are the emotions that kill and get people killed.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-05-07 16:22:01 - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f

Billy said:

Even if they are amoral creatures?

Even if they are amoral creatures.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-05-07 08:03:12 - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c

Even if they are amoral creatures?

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-05-07 04:16:38 - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f

Billy said:

They will never be equal with men so why do they need equal rights?

From a moral point of view.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-05-06 12:55:44 - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c

Necroswordsman said:

She should be an honourary man of the month. She was so right in that Feminism started out as a good idea (I’m all for equal rights) but has degraded into different things. Very very true.

They will never be equal with men so why do they need equal rights?

Comment by imenttosaythat
2009-05-15 15:51:24 - IP Man-Hash: 6bd87023c16c1

they dont have equal rights, in alot of counties, women have farmore rights than men, thats are fault though.. you cant really blame it on a woman, what woman can make laws anyways? in the US, women working under the same conditions as men earn roughly 30% more than men

Comment by Absintheminded
2009-09-28 00:34:52 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

No. The disparity is the average, not taking into the account the types of jobs they are in, numbers of hours worked, amount of overtime worked, the fact 93% of on the job fatalities are men. It’s also 25.6%.

There will always be a pay gap as long as women choose to work in clerical and child care industries while men dominate forestry, construction, etc., and as long as less than half of women work full time.

 
 
 
Comment by gloinblin
2007-05-06 10:15:07 - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c

She said she is a recovered feminist.
I knew feminism was a disease.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-05-06 04:15:05 - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f

She should be an honourary man of the month. She was so right in that Feminism started out as a good idea (I’m all for equal rights) but has degraded into different things. Very very true.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-05-06 04:15:05 - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f

She should be an honourary man of the month. She was so right in that Feminism started out as a good idea (I’m all for equal rights) but has degraded into different things. Very very true.

 

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