Vaginas Might Be Causing Global Warming
Does science know for certain that women’s vaginas aren’t causing global warming?
I doubt it.
Think about it. Women’s vaginas smell ridiculous. That’s gotta be bad for the environment somehow. Until I read a study saying otherwise, that’s what I’m going with. It’s common sense.
Sleeping in a freshly painted closet is bad for you. I don’t need any science to tell me that. I just need my nose. The nose knows. That’s how I feel about vaginas.
Cows are wrecking the environment somehow. They produce ungodly amounts of methane. I don’t need any fucking science to know that ungodly amounts of chemicals is a bad thing for Mother Nature. Just look at any woman over fifty with a Botox addiction. That’s the face of a mature lady with a chemical problem.
Ask any scientist and he’ll tell you the following. There’s a whole lot of shit around the Earth that keeps sun beam death rays from from melting us. Instead, they bounce off and hurtle harmlessly into space, like women and their shameless sexual advances on me after reading everything I say on this website. That shit is called the atmosphere when it’s on the Earth and self respect when it’s on yours truly.
Well some people say the atmosphere is getting fucked with. That means there’s a problem. If I know anything, it’s that when there’s a problem, some woman is causing it somewhere. Either she’s clicked a bunch of pornography on your computer and fucked it up, or she’s ruined yet another one of your shirts by washing it improperly or spilling bleach all over all of your shorts. That’s why men aren’t grateful for the chores women do. Eventually they fuck up all your stuff in some stupid way and it all evens out.
It’s like insurance. I don’t send Geico a Christmas present for replacing my car stereo. I don’t thank women for the same reason.
Women and their vaginas are probably either ruining the ozone layer or contributing to the Greenhouse Effect. I don’t see how no one thought of this before.
Exhibit A
Women have separate cleaning products for their fucking vaginas. There’s no special penis soaps. And if there are, please let me know about them because it sounds like I might be missing out on something.
Does Tag Body Spray have special penis soaps? They ought to with their fucking commercials with women flying out of everywhere like Spiderman and tackling guys wearing perfume. That’s not manly at all. Those commercials are designed to sell women that shit.
Exhibit B:
I researched for hours and could not find a single shred of evidence that did not link women’s vaginas to any detrimental effects that might be currently taking place on the environment and the atmosphere. I did, however, find numerous complaints about vaginas in general.
When you move into a crappy apartment, you might see some cracks in the wall and some peeling paint, but for every problem you do see there are a thousand you don’t.
Women can’t drive, women can’t behave, women got Joey Buttafuoco thrown in prison. I’m seeing a lot of problems here, but what am I not seeing?
You guessed it.
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August 25th, 2007 at 6:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8bb483569c600
i don’t think your ass smells like flowers
August 25th, 2007 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Nice parallel there.
September 3rd, 2007 at 1:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9851720c1d69c
Why do you all degrade women so much? A women IS a human being with just as good thoughts as men. Women ARE intellegent, and I think that if you found a women that you really loved, you would understand what I am saying. Women should never be treated as a new car, but need to be loved, and understood (but most women accept a man at least ATTEMPTING to understand her) Not all women are cheating whores. I am not, and I am a girl that is 12 and in 7th grade. I have NEVER kissed a guy befor, but treat them as my equal if not more, and they respect me for that. I do not think that I am a dumb cheating whore that should not be allowed to vote, and I think that more men should stick up for women. Not just because they have given them life, but because they are humans to, and they deserve better.
September 3rd, 2007 at 2:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Kate, please get off the site. It’s no place for a twelve-year-old girl.
-wolfe
September 3rd, 2007 at 3:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 567e353ca0e7b
It’s funny how gurlz bitch about how much men who dare to say anything cruel about a gurl are suddenly, like, sexist shovanists who can’t get none, and then turn around and marry the wife-beater. After divorcing the guy who at least put forth an effort to try and ‘be nice.’ Of course, according to female, trying to act kind to a gurl as opposed to being a genuinely perfect person who talks to an annoying dumb-ass cunt just for her company is worse than smacking her over the head and dragging her home. Apparently the former somehow justifies a stupid little skirt-wearing bitch to make fun of you - though you must not observe, let alone taunt, anything about her. Cuz having a vagina gives you an idiot pass. I’m sure it says that somewhere in the Bible, or Quran, or whatever. It kind of hurts a superior prude to think that far into something. They just want to be equal by getting me fired to make way for some positive sexism - you know, because she fucks my boss, even though I out compete her in ever field and make a far better employee - a qualified employee at that - she still gets my job because God knows that’s what equality is all about. That’s one expensive hooker - but hey, the reason she got the job is the view that gurlz are sex toys, not that she sends a clear message with her pretty little skirt, cleavage, and coy, kute trashy personality.
And feminists bitch that gurlz need more rights. I’m sorry I’m part of the problem according to your little agenda, sweet-tits.
By the way, Kate, we just love getting life advice from little 12 year old girls. Really, you’re going to turn our well-reasoned philosophy around single-handed. You are, after all, the center of the known universe. Just keep thinking that - you aren’t alone.
September 3rd, 2007 at 3:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: e15ec06c93df1
@ Kate: Listen to wolfe.
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
:/ that hurts dick…deep…real deep….though i know sometimes i dont behave :D…but i do clean myself so i dont smell …er…down here….so nenernener :D
October 1st, 2007 at 7:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
Well when you have finished your day in the office and arrive home, before you jump in the bath/shower and then spray the fuck out of your minge that has been sweating inside your tights all day long, shove your head between your legs, take a biggggggggg sniff and then tell me it doesn’t smell.
And don’t say you can’t get your head there either. It spends most of its life up your ass so I am sure it can move an inch or so forward. Take a whiff hun….that sure isn’t roses you’re smelling down there!!
October 10th, 2007 at 9:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 603d471819ea7
I am a woman and believe or not I agree with you. I have a deep disgust for women. I think it’s women’s fault that the world is fucked up. Women are suppose to be more in tune with goodness and light…WHATEVER!! They are the reason the world is so fucking dysfunctional. They decide to open that dirty thing and bring a human being into the world and then oops, they forget they have to take care of another human being now and decide they want to party with their smelly friends and leave their children at home. That is so typical of the sluts. They don’t care if they have a boyfriend or husband, any chance the sluts get, they will try to make themselves attractive to that guy. PLEASE AS IF THEY ARE ANYTHING TO LOOK AT. If they are not trying to help save this earth, then they are just SMELLY TWATS TAKING UP SPACE. YUK!!!
October 30th, 2007 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1cdd08b8fb584
The whole “women deserve better” argument is just fundamentally flawed. “Deserve” would imply that women did something collectively to earn the right to something better. Isn’t that a sexist idea - judging a gender based on the actions of a few individuals who have done something to earn being treated better?
The concept of “women deserve better ” is ultimately a oxymoron, because it requires that men be forced to be sexist in order for a woman to obtain better treatment.
An individual woman can earn the right for me to treat her with respect. Until she earns that right, I am going to ignore her. If she does something to earn my attention, then I will judge whether or not she is worthy of my respect and consideration.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: d5c9d221c56e5
Haha! So true.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: b97a424d9626a
So damn true. Welcome on board the manboat!
October 31st, 2007 at 2:31 am - IP Man-Hash: a15e50dc03aef
What willtex said was pure gold. Women don’t want to put the work in, they just want the finished product.
December 16th, 2007 at 1:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 9b8661e6da7fc
Prostitution is better than marriage.
1. No need to lie/act/persuade a woman.
2. You don’t have to talk to the woman. Women believe that we actually like talking to them. Nope.
3. You save a shit-load of money.
4. Variety of women. Why would you want to be stuck with the same one when you can have a multitude?
5. You don’t have to worry about having materials that impress women, which goes with number 3.
6. You have less stress because of all of the above.
January 26th, 2008 at 12:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: cbbf87a6b3cfc
anyones will smell bad if they dont wash regularly. including men.
March 30th, 2008 at 4:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: f1abdb133a441
WOW! You really call women stupid? Jesus Christ!
April 1st, 2008 at 6:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8983b5cff976c
I have never used special vagina cleaning products, just the same soap (usually Scottish milk soaps or sometimes Zest) I use on the rest of my body. Even though they put the products out there not every woman uses them.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 89657abc193ed
Dick Masterson loves penis
April 1st, 2008 at 6:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: f222465d9988a
Hey Dick(face) Masterson. What the fuck is up with that mustache? All the men you kiss must think they are being licked by some kind of 60’s shag rug. LOL. Your such a FAG!
April 14th, 2008 at 2:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90
I think she’s hinting at something. You’re right, they all want in your pants.