Vaginas Might Be Causing Global Warming
Does science know for certain that women’s vaginas aren’t causing global warming?
I doubt it.
Think about it. Women’s vaginas smell ridiculous. That’s gotta be bad for the environment somehow. Until I read a study saying otherwise, that’s what I’m going with. It’s common sense.
Sleeping in a freshly painted closet is bad for you. I don’t need any science to tell me that. I just need my nose. The nose knows. That’s how I feel about vaginas.
Cows are wrecking the environment somehow. They produce ungodly amounts of methane. I don’t need any fucking science to know that ungodly amounts of chemicals is a bad thing for Mother Nature. Just look at any woman over fifty with a Botox addiction. That’s the face of a mature lady with a chemical problem.
Ask any scientist and he’ll tell you the following. There’s a whole lot of shit around the Earth that keeps sun beam death rays from from melting us. Instead, they bounce off and hurtle harmlessly into space, like women and their shameless sexual advances on me after reading everything I say on this website. That shit is called the atmosphere when it’s on the Earth and self respect when it’s on yours truly.
Well some people say the atmosphere is getting fucked with. That means there’s a problem. If I know anything, it’s that when there’s a problem, some woman is causing it somewhere. Either she’s clicked a bunch of pornography on your computer and fucked it up, or she’s ruined yet another one of your shirts by washing it improperly or spilling bleach all over all of your shorts. That’s why men aren’t grateful for the chores women do. Eventually they fuck up all your stuff in some stupid way and it all evens out.
It’s like insurance. I don’t send Geico a Christmas present for replacing my car stereo. I don’t thank women for the same reason.
Women and their vaginas are probably either ruining the ozone layer or contributing to the Greenhouse Effect. I don’t see how no one thought of this before.
Exhibit A
Women have separate cleaning products for their fucking vaginas. There’s no special penis soaps. And if there are, please let me know about them because it sounds like I might be missing out on something.
Does Tag Body Spray have special penis soaps? They ought to with their fucking commercials with women flying out of everywhere like Spiderman and tackling guys wearing perfume. That’s not manly at all. Those commercials are designed to sell women that shit.
Exhibit B:
I researched for hours and could not find a single shred of evidence that did not link women’s vaginas to any detrimental effects that might be currently taking place on the environment and the atmosphere. I did, however, find numerous complaints about vaginas in general.
When you move into a crappy apartment, you might see some cracks in the wall and some peeling paint, but for every problem you do see there are a thousand you don’t.
Women can’t drive, women can’t behave, women got Joey Buttafuoco thrown in prison. I’m seeing a lot of problems here, but what am I not seeing?
You guessed it.
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It’s kinda hard to respect someone ranting at a post from a year ago. Besides, women instigate more violence then men. Women rape and lie about being raped all the time. Those are two subjects women shouldn’t be complaining about, let alone the other crap you mentioned.
Yeah, and men will cause world annihilation by Nuclear weapons, yeah and that was another reason why men aren’t always the wisest. Yeah, they do misuse intelligence and power.
“Will cause”? O’thank ye mighty oracle for opening your mouth and proving to everyone here what an ignorant cunt you really are.
Obviously you don’t understand the politics of war at all. It’s called Mutually Assured Destruction, and it actually keeps the major powers FROM going to war.
Idiot. Fuck off this website and stop wasting our time.
Dick Masterson respects penis and all that comes attached to that holiest of appendages.
MenAreBetterThanWomen.
Trust me, you have to have one to understand.
Well, only if I was a guy and a closet homo.
“Trust me, you have to have one to understand.”
Thank you, but no, thank you.
I don’t think that was addressed to you.
-30 points, They probably have a sexually transmitted disease.
Best not too give out information like that, age and grade… and we don’t all degrade women, just the men who believe this. Hell, I am only on here because I have nothing better to do in the afternoons. And no one thinks there a dumb cheating whore, just FYI. Here’s what I think, women are better than men at some things and men are better than women at some things. So it evens out.
I think she’s hinting at something. You’re right, they all want in your pants.
Hey Dick(face) Masterson. What the fuck is up with that mustache? All the men you kiss must think they are being licked by some kind of 60’s shag rug. LOL. Your such a FAG!
He looks like a 1970s porn star.
Dick Masterson loves penis
I have never used special vagina cleaning products, just the same soap (usually Scottish milk soaps or sometimes Zest) I use on the rest of my body. Even though they put the products out there not every woman uses them.
WOW! You really call women stupid? Jesus Christ!
anyones will smell bad if they dont wash regularly. including men.
Prostitution is better than marriage.
1. No need to lie/act/persuade a woman.
2. You don’t have to talk to the woman. Women believe that we actually like talking to them. Nope.
3. You save a shit-load of money.
4. Variety of women. Why would you want to be stuck with the same one when you can have a multitude?
5. You don’t have to worry about having materials that impress women, which goes with number 3.
6. You have less stress because of all of the above.
What willtex said was pure gold. Women don’t want to put the work in, they just want the finished product.
So damn true. Welcome on board the manboat!
Why would we need to earn respect? Unless you are lookign for a partner, I don’t look to respect people.
Haha! So true.
The whole “women deserve better” argument is just fundamentally flawed. “Deserve” would imply that women did something collectively to earn the right to something better. Isn’t that a sexist idea – judging a gender based on the actions of a few individuals who have done something to earn being treated better?
The concept of “women deserve better ” is ultimately a oxymoron, because it requires that men be forced to be sexist in order for a woman to obtain better treatment.
An individual woman can earn the right for me to treat her with respect. Until she earns that right, I am going to ignore her. If she does something to earn my attention, then I will judge whether or not she is worthy of my respect and consideration.
I am a woman and believe or not I agree with you. I have a deep disgust for women. I think it’s women’s fault that the world is fucked up. Women are suppose to be more in tune with goodness and light…WHATEVER!! They are the reason the world is so fucking dysfunctional. They decide to open that dirty thing and bring a human being into the world and then oops, they forget they have to take care of another human being now and decide they want to party with their smelly friends and leave their children at home. That is so typical of the sluts. They don’t care if they have a boyfriend or husband, any chance the sluts get, they will try to make themselves attractive to that guy. PLEASE AS IF THEY ARE ANYTHING TO LOOK AT. If they are not trying to help save this earth, then they are just SMELLY TWATS TAKING UP SPACE. YUK!!!
Please die. That’s right, well that should be taken in stride according to your philosophy… Maybe that is you. Not me or any woman I know. men more than often leave women to her devices and run off to another state or country. Blame the women, although I know when women are responsible, it all depends. There’s some logic.
We leave because you have created a matriachal society that actively seeks our destruction. Far as I know the only representation we have is this site.
Women are responsible for men leaving, idiot. If men were happy where they were, why would they go? You’re just a typical butthurt female trying to come in here and start shit, something the rest of your gender does all the time with husbands and boyfriends. Admit it, you aren’t happy with yourself. If you were, you could accept this site for what it is: fact.
Shakespeare said it best when it comes to Dick getting flames: “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
Well when you have finished your day in the office and arrive home, before you jump in the bath/shower and then spray the fuck out of your minge that has been sweating inside your tights all day long, shove your head between your legs, take a biggggggggg sniff and then tell me it doesn’t smell.
And don’t say you can’t get your head there either. It spends most of its life up your ass so I am sure it can move an inch or so forward. Take a whiff hun….that sure isn’t roses you’re smelling down there!!
ew your kind of disgusting,
if you didnt take a shower you would smell too fucktard.
:/ that hurts dick…deep…real deep….though i know sometimes i dont behave :D…but i do clean myself so i dont smell …er…down here….so nenernener :D
@ Kate: Listen to wolfe.