Vaginas Might Be Causing Global Warming
Does science know for certain that women’s vaginas aren’t causing global warming?
I doubt it.
Think about it. Women’s vaginas smell ridiculous. That’s gotta be bad for the environment somehow. Until I read a study saying otherwise, that’s what I’m going with. It’s common sense.
Sleeping in a freshly painted closet is bad for you. I don’t need any science to tell me that. I just need my nose. The nose knows. That’s how I feel about vaginas.
Cows are wrecking the environment somehow. They produce ungodly amounts of methane. I don’t need any fucking science to know that ungodly amounts of chemicals is a bad thing for Mother Nature. Just look at any woman over fifty with a Botox addiction. That’s the face of a mature lady with a chemical problem.
Ask any scientist and he’ll tell you the following. There’s a whole lot of shit around the Earth that keeps sun beam death rays from from melting us. Instead, they bounce off and hurtle harmlessly into space, like women and their shameless sexual advances on me after reading everything I say on this website. That shit is called the atmosphere when it’s on the Earth and self respect when it’s on yours truly.
Well some people say the atmosphere is getting fucked with. That means there’s a problem. If I know anything, it’s that when there’s a problem, some woman is causing it somewhere. Either she’s clicked a bunch of pornography on your computer and fucked it up, or she’s ruined yet another one of your shirts by washing it improperly or spilling bleach all over all of your shorts. That’s why men aren’t grateful for the chores women do. Eventually they fuck up all your stuff in some stupid way and it all evens out.
It’s like insurance. I don’t send Geico a Christmas present for replacing my car stereo. I don’t thank women for the same reason.
Women and their vaginas are probably either ruining the ozone layer or contributing to the Greenhouse Effect. I don’t see how no one thought of this before.
Exhibit A
Women have separate cleaning products for their fucking vaginas. There’s no special penis soaps. And if there are, please let me know about them because it sounds like I might be missing out on something.
Does Tag Body Spray have special penis soaps? They ought to with their fucking commercials with women flying out of everywhere like Spiderman and tackling guys wearing perfume. That’s not manly at all. Those commercials are designed to sell women that shit.
Exhibit B:
I researched for hours and could not find a single shred of evidence that did not link women’s vaginas to any detrimental effects that might be currently taking place on the environment and the atmosphere. I did, however, find numerous complaints about vaginas in general.
When you move into a crappy apartment, you might see some cracks in the wall and some peeling paint, but for every problem you do see there are a thousand you don’t.
Women can’t drive, women can’t behave, women got Joey Buttafuoco thrown in prison. I’m seeing a lot of problems here, but what am I not seeing?
You guessed it.
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Interchangeable parts? Or plug A in socket B?
Men and women seem to be mentally/emotionally compatible in some way, and find each other charming and enjoy being around each other.
“Emotionally compatible”
what the hell are you talking about?
*Because he can’t post one single comment without mentioning a sex act, or referring to women as sex objects or talking about “that thing between their legs” which by the way is called a VAGINA.* Then of course, he attempts to look like he isn’t sex obsessed by saying he can do without it. If he can do without it, then why doesn’t he just shut up about it. You know what they say.
I can call a dog a Picanese, but that doesn’t mean s/he shits indoors.
And women objectify themselves and beget exactly what they give. If your possee gets caught up in the flow, well, should’a been born male.
And men aren’t obsessed with sex, as you say. We just enjoy it a lot. If you were born male, you would be able to comprehend what we mean. And the shut up part - just spite. He can talk about what he wants to make a point. If he says you have a wound between your legs, that doesn’t mean he’s so inebriated from his masculine stupidity, the idiocy that keeps us men from wasting time globbing whore paint all over our bodies 10% of the day ~2.4 hours, and spending the remainder obsessing about what people we don’t even know, or wouldn’t know if we weren’t so conceitful and insecure, think of us.
*Because he can’t post one single comment without mentioning a sex act, or referring to women as sex objects or talking about “that thing between their legs” which by the way is called a VAGINA.* Then of course, he attempts to look like he isn’t sex obsessed by saying he can do without it. If he can do without it, then why doesn’t he just shut up about it. You know what they say.
I can call a dog a Picanese, but that doesn’t mean s/he shits indoors.
And women objectify themselves and beget exactly what they give. If your possee gets caught up in the flow, well, should’a been born male.
And men aren’t obsessed with sex. We just enjoy it a lot. If you were born male, you would be able to comprehend what we mean. And the shut up part - just spite. He can talk about what he wants to make a point. If he says you have a wound between your legs, that doesn’t mean he’s so inebriated from his masculine stupidity, the idiocy that keeps us men from wasting time globbing whore paint all over our bodies 10% of the day ~2.4 hours, and spending the remainder obsessing about what people we don’t even know, or wouldn’t know if we weren’t so conceitful and insecure, think of us…
That’s a bleak view of human nature; people form relationships and marry for reasons other than what the other person can bring to the table, so to speak. Many women stay single for most or all of their lives, and support themselves, and in that sense don’t “need” a man for financial support any more than a man living by himself needs a woman to cook or clean. A person’s value isn’t based on how much money they can make or how good they can cook/clean. The only reason either gender truly needs the other is for reproduction, but people form relationships or marry because, for whatever reason, heterosexual men and women are emotionally compatible with the other gender. Men and women seem to share more personal details with their significant other than they would with same-sex friends, they seek their significant other for advice and support, etc. I’ll agree, though, that women who think themselves superior to men and treat them poorly render themselves obselete.
Great Ghu, Female, you haven’t tired of being an object lesson yet?
You really need to get this through your head: women themselves have reduced their only value to sex and reproduction. I’ve written on this endlessly. It’s all women now offer that men can’t do as better than women.
Women know this, too: that’s why you see them increasingly resorting to self-destructive sexual antics to try and attract men. Forget, “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.” Modern women can’t cook any better than men and would insist on feeling degraded if they could. The only way to a man is through his cock, and women know it.
So if women themselves keep insisting on reducing their only value to sex, why should men be any different?
One of these days, there’s going to be gyndroids and foolproof reproduction without women, and then you and your ilk are going to be completely screwed.
That’s crazy talk that is.
She can be more tactful by not coming here. Wild idea I know.
Because he can’t post one single comment without mentioning a sex act, or referring to women as sex objects or talking about “that thing between their legs” which by the way is called a VAGINA. Then of course, he attempts to look like he isn’t sex obsessed by saying he can do without it. If he can do without it, then why doesn’t he just shut up about it. You know what they say.
“Haut”, now that is just another example of women needing to make up ridiculous words.
What? Because he said the uncensored truth? I’m sorry, we’ll be a bit more tactful when we throw facts at you and be sure to watch what we say around females who have stomped into a forum they don’t belong.
It’s good to have a sign of when the blinding truth actually sinks into that dense skull and into closed mind of yours.
About that thing between your legs. Wow, girls can be pretty stupid. Nothing new, though, just redundant.
Further, it is not so much that women want to be on a motorbike (even though we do because they are fun) but it is that men look sexy and haut on them (except harleys and trailbikes which are not haut).
You’re such a foul individual.
Women like motorbikes.
Sure a whore likes anything that vibrates between her legs and she hopes one day she can achieve a real orgasm also..
Women like motorbikes.
Appreciated, visitor.
-Dick
Actually, this is true. (of course it is, it was written by a man) Think about it. What causes global warming? Pollution from cars. And as Dave Chappelle said, men get nice cars because they know women like nice cars. It’s the bait. Women don’t like guys with hybrids, so guys don’t get hybrids. Instead, guys get the biggest gas guzzling SUVs and sports cars because they know that’s the best way to get women. So, women cause global warming.
It’s a flawless argument. It’s logic and science mixed together to create an intelligent point, which is really what all manly thoughts are.
Alessandra Mussolini, WTF and Ann Coulter, sitting on a pole…
- Benny Benassi - California Dreaming 2004 (Remix)
That’s cute. Really, when you femmes and effiminates try to think and then spew shit out of your mouths, it’s adorable.
Caught red-handed. All you are is a fucking fascist trying to impose your shitty, shallow, impulsive, emotional opinion on us. You aren’t better than us. We are better than you, and you had better watch what you say and do. You might find you’re watched and controlled right back.