Vaginas Might Be Causing Global Warming
Does science know for certain that women’s vaginas aren’t causing global warming?
I doubt it.
Think about it. Women’s vaginas smell ridiculous. That’s gotta be bad for the environment somehow. Until I read a study saying otherwise, that’s what I’m going with. It’s common sense.
Sleeping in a freshly painted closet is bad for you. I don’t need any science to tell me that. I just need my nose. The nose knows. That’s how I feel about vaginas.
Cows are wrecking the environment somehow. They produce ungodly amounts of methane. I don’t need any fucking science to know that ungodly amounts of chemicals is a bad thing for Mother Nature. Just look at any woman over fifty with a Botox addiction. That’s the face of a mature lady with a chemical problem.
Ask any scientist and he’ll tell you the following. There’s a whole lot of shit around the Earth that keeps sun beam death rays from from melting us. Instead, they bounce off and hurtle harmlessly into space, like women and their shameless sexual advances on me after reading everything I say on this website. That shit is called the atmosphere when it’s on the Earth and self respect when it’s on yours truly.
Well some people say the atmosphere is getting fucked with. That means there’s a problem. If I know anything, it’s that when there’s a problem, some woman is causing it somewhere. Either she’s clicked a bunch of pornography on your computer and fucked it up, or she’s ruined yet another one of your shirts by washing it improperly or spilling bleach all over all of your shorts. That’s why men aren’t grateful for the chores women do. Eventually they fuck up all your stuff in some stupid way and it all evens out.
It’s like insurance. I don’t send Geico a Christmas present for replacing my car stereo. I don’t thank women for the same reason.
Women and their vaginas are probably either ruining the ozone layer or contributing to the Greenhouse Effect. I don’t see how no one thought of this before.
Exhibit A
Women have separate cleaning products for their fucking vaginas. There’s no special penis soaps. And if there are, please let me know about them because it sounds like I might be missing out on something.
Does Tag Body Spray have special penis soaps? They ought to with their fucking commercials with women flying out of everywhere like Spiderman and tackling guys wearing perfume. That’s not manly at all. Those commercials are designed to sell women that shit.
Exhibit B:
I researched for hours and could not find a single shred of evidence that did not link women’s vaginas to any detrimental effects that might be currently taking place on the environment and the atmosphere. I did, however, find numerous complaints about vaginas in general.
When you move into a crappy apartment, you might see some cracks in the wall and some peeling paint, but for every problem you do see there are a thousand you don’t.
Women can’t drive, women can’t behave, women got Joey Buttafuoco thrown in prison. I’m seeing a lot of problems here, but what am I not seeing?
You guessed it.
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May 24th, 2007 at 6:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
You’re wrong. Women and cows fart.
Men contribute methanol to the combustion mixture of my car.
- DJ Tiesto - Beautiful Things [Gabriel & Dresden Remix]
May 24th, 2007 at 6:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Methane, parodn.
May 24th, 2007 at 9:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 6855408cbc736
That is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
May 24th, 2007 at 10:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 8689deeedf41e
If yer snotty baby hole doesn’t smell.. why are you killing the Ozone layer by trying to cover it up?
May 24th, 2007 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
In what part of the world is “Cuthbert” a woman’s name?
-Dick
May 24th, 2007 at 12:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3a8cd1479aff5
That is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Classic!
Maybe she isn’t as dumb as your average slut, though. Even the skankiest of fragrences has to smell better than piss and yeast. Then again, it probably just complements her ‘womanly aroma.’
Shit, girls are so fucking stupid!
May 24th, 2007 at 1:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
As I once said: I laughed, I cried, I think I almost died.
That is all.
May 24th, 2007 at 8:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0bf2e538fce28
Whoever the fucking ‘dick’ guy is he is really fucking pathetic…if you treat women the way you are talking now i feel highly for their safety and emotional matter/minds. You’re a fucking joke! All you’re doing is voiceing your opinion and its ridiculous. Get some back up information before you say that men are better than women.
Ciao
May 24th, 2007 at 9:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5864566b9fcca
Long live Dick!!
Regarding “vaginas” You get out of it what you put into it, sometimes a little more……..
I guess that’s why they invented “peniscillian”
-Banzai
May 24th, 2007 at 10:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3a8cd1479aff5
The problem is that’s all little sluts can say. You’re the ones who are fucked because we, the men, wear the pants in this world. People are getting fucking sick of this fucking new world order, and we want a system that is fair and realistic.
You are going to have your privilages revoked if you like it or not. I’ve already taken back mine and I want payback.
May 24th, 2007 at 10:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 30bb54972ba49
No one that is welcome here needs to verify what Dick says. We men simply know the turth. Women only
believe something is true if Oprah tells it.
May 25th, 2007 at 7:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
We can fit both plan and action inside our heads at the same time. They need not coincide.
- Paul Oakenfold - Hold Your Hand (ft. Emiliana Torrini)
May 25th, 2007 at 8:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e7b76432e38c
But they will soon.
May 25th, 2007 at 8:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e7b76432e38c
Good post doubt.
Feminist scum aren’t the only targets.
Female judges and politicians who pose as moderate and intelligent(manly) will be dealt the same blows as the rest of them.
Little power hungry cunts think black robes and senate seats outweigh the fact that they are soulless dykes 100 lbs overweight.
We’ll show them the truth.
May 25th, 2007 at 10:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 3a8cd1479aff5
It’s rotten from the bottom-up. Girls-Gone-Wild get into college, and then they get jobs using the quota system.
And the next thing you know, we have women on the board of education making kids say “I’m special.”
Here’s a hint, cunts:
You aren’t special if everyone else is doing, let alone has to do the exact same thing.
But the laws of the free-market economy remain. The quotas are beginning to erode away, and naturally, the cunts who have benefitted from a system that fucks everyone else over directly are going to bitch and moan. Nonetheless, there’s no stopping the ball once it’s begun rolling back to restabalize itself.
May 25th, 2007 at 12:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
He has it. You just can’t see it. Thus is woman.
May 28th, 2007 at 7:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 799afbf9bf43e
In what part of the world is “Cuthbert” a woman’s name?
-Dick
Nowhere, tis a male name my good misogynistic friend. It means brilliant and the origin is English. Its a good noble name. Where do you get off suggesting I’m female? HONESTLY! Is it because I have some respect, without women men couldn’t be born, but like wise it goes the other way too. How do you expect to the human race to continue with out the female contribution?
Seeing as you so interested in facts to prove my deduction…
Global Warming is the increase of the Earths temperature due to the clear cutting of forests and the use of cars. I tired searching other areas but unfortunately I found nothing. Now my question to you is..do you have sources for your deductions…if you don’t then I suggest you fuck off!
~Cuthbert Higgensbottom
P.S that is my real name!
May 28th, 2007 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b1f5bc200a14
Fuck off? You dumb fuck!
May 28th, 2007 at 8:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1173e8f091881
My deduction is you are borderline austistic.
May 28th, 2007 at 8:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1173e8f091881
Everyone knows what the fuck I meant.