Vaginas Might Be Causing Global Warming
Does science know for certain that women’s vaginas aren’t causing global warming?
I doubt it.
Think about it. Women’s vaginas smell ridiculous. That’s gotta be bad for the environment somehow. Until I read a study saying otherwise, that’s what I’m going with. It’s common sense.
Sleeping in a freshly painted closet is bad for you. I don’t need any science to tell me that. I just need my nose. The nose knows. That’s how I feel about vaginas.
Cows are wrecking the environment somehow. They produce ungodly amounts of methane. I don’t need any fucking science to know that ungodly amounts of chemicals is a bad thing for Mother Nature. Just look at any woman over fifty with a Botox addiction. That’s the face of a mature lady with a chemical problem.
Ask any scientist and he’ll tell you the following. There’s a whole lot of shit around the Earth that keeps sun beam death rays from from melting us. Instead, they bounce off and hurtle harmlessly into space, like women and their shameless sexual advances on me after reading everything I say on this website. That shit is called the atmosphere when it’s on the Earth and self respect when it’s on yours truly.
Well some people say the atmosphere is getting fucked with. That means there’s a problem. If I know anything, it’s that when there’s a problem, some woman is causing it somewhere. Either she’s clicked a bunch of pornography on your computer and fucked it up, or she’s ruined yet another one of your shirts by washing it improperly or spilling bleach all over all of your shorts. That’s why men aren’t grateful for the chores women do. Eventually they fuck up all your stuff in some stupid way and it all evens out.
It’s like insurance. I don’t send Geico a Christmas present for replacing my car stereo. I don’t thank women for the same reason.
Women and their vaginas are probably either ruining the ozone layer or contributing to the Greenhouse Effect. I don’t see how no one thought of this before.
Exhibit A
Women have separate cleaning products for their fucking vaginas. There’s no special penis soaps. And if there are, please let me know about them because it sounds like I might be missing out on something.
Does Tag Body Spray have special penis soaps? They ought to with their fucking commercials with women flying out of everywhere like Spiderman and tackling guys wearing perfume. That’s not manly at all. Those commercials are designed to sell women that shit.
Exhibit B:
I researched for hours and could not find a single shred of evidence that did not link women’s vaginas to any detrimental effects that might be currently taking place on the environment and the atmosphere. I did, however, find numerous complaints about vaginas in general.
When you move into a crappy apartment, you might see some cracks in the wall and some peeling paint, but for every problem you do see there are a thousand you don’t.
Women can’t drive, women can’t behave, women got Joey Buttafuoco thrown in prison. I’m seeing a lot of problems here, but what am I not seeing?
You guessed it.
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May 7th, 2007 at 5:48 am - IP Man-Hash: b5b3ffcecc638
Geez the creator of this website must be GAY for thinkin this stuff and so must all the viewers!!!!!
May 7th, 2007 at 7:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 5e32b3f9ccec1
I’m not gay and I agree with Dick. Vaginas can be thoroughly rancid.
May 7th, 2007 at 7:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c
Gessh womens brains must be smaller than we thought since the word gay is always the first thing to spill out of there mouths.
They should do research to find out why a womens orifices are always oozing something useless.
Oleander - I walk alone
May 7th, 2007 at 12:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd5d5e8a4caf5
Why don’t you tell me exactly how gay having some connection to reality makes me with my cock in your mouth. What comes out then would be far more intelligible than anything that you can spew out of your disease-trap now.
Girls are cute when they’re angry, though. I like to look at a picture of a slutty college chick at collegehumor and imagine her with her little fisticuffs all balled up. I read all this shit about how a 100 pound 5′2” blonde girl can beat up a 6 foot “bigot,” and I remember that physics say otherwise. Well, physics are the only thing consistant in society, so they will always apply.
As long as you have those fat sacks hanging off your chest, and as long as you act like you can be a sex toy and a human at the same time, people will never take you seriously. It does not matter how smart you are for a girl, you just should have been born male. Think about that if there’s a next time around.
May 7th, 2007 at 4:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Ugh Dick, this article is sort of.. yuck for me. Tone down on the descriptive details please man.
May 7th, 2007 at 5:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 926a1904cecf2
A woman calling a guy or group of guys gay, there’s a breath of fresh air.
May 7th, 2007 at 8:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c
It’s only women. Nothing new ever comes from them.
May 8th, 2007 at 4:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
There’s hardly a reason for a gay man to be on this site as they generally have no axe to grind with women.
Try thinking about that ladies, next time you’re tempted to open your filthy holes.
You skanks all sound the same. You really do. No wonder men are flocking to sites like this in droves.
Silly Y-deficients.
May 8th, 2007 at 10:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c
You’re asking them to something there not good at.. Try thinking! Nope they fail miserably at thinking.
May 8th, 2007 at 5:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 23a98ffd6bcbb
Miroase-a pizdã. Eºti un cãcãnar.
May 10th, 2007 at 5:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 641e2c94e0689
Well…except maybe babies
May 11th, 2007 at 5:37 am - IP Man-Hash: d96822bdf027c
Websites don’t have viewers sweetie, they have readers. Back to the kitchen with you, now. Don’t make me put you over my knee.
May 11th, 2007 at 3:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: f7ac4093f7ecc
Hey Dick, have you thought of changing ‘Will not be published’ to ‘Will not be published as long as you have a Y chromosome’?
May 11th, 2007 at 7:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 23b9d35f2a53d
Well here is a nice thought from a man no doubt..
you guys (or at least the guy writting this) has to be completely gay OR be so fucking degrading to women they should be shot at point blank range!
Unless you hate vagina’s in general you have never come across one that is pure heaven… but then again a guy writting crap like this must have trouble getting a women in his life, and no hookers don’t and that’s probably why you hate vagina’s a women having a job as a hooker will have a stinking cunt!
now get a life for fuck sake instead of writting this shit.