Weddings are Golden Toilets…Flush
Is it any surprise to no one that a woman’s second favorite past-time: having a wedding, is a huge waste of time and money?
It sure is.
Or it sure isn’t. I’m not really sure how to answer that question, so I’ll just say it. Weddings are a complete waste of time and money and are the stupidest thing that a new couple can do.
Let me give a hypothetical situation that may or may not have happened six thousand, five hundred times a day every day this year — in America alone.
Johnny Everyman (twenty-five years old with a degree in Business and Economics and a summer job selling kitchen knives) is going to enter into a bond of legal matrimony with Jill Princess-Complex (twenty-two with a degree in Art History and who has never had a job that earned more than minimum wage in her life). Sound familiar? You bet it does.
Is this new couple going to:
A) Put a down payment on a house with their savings and token gifts from family members and friends.
B) Elope for like a hundred bucks to beautiful and romantic Downtown Courthouse.
C) Have an extravaganzic gala that will drain their bank accounts, stock their kitchen with glitzy, over-priced wares from Eddie Bauer, and leave every moment in their relationship from that point on to lurk in the shadows of lost potential.
That’s why men think weddings are stupid. Because we’re better than women at starting a family and laying the foundations for a healthy relationship with a significant other. Call us all softies for it if you want, but it’s completely true.
Here’s fact that may surprise you in a fun way. Even on women’s home turf: weddings, men can run circles around them. For instance — you might want to step back for this one — how many women do you think know the 6 C’s of diamonds, the main ingredient to any engagement ring? As a man, I can just rattle them right off the top of my head and for all you know I’m not even married.
Cut
Clarity
Color
Certification
Carat
And of course the sixth C is the one wearing it.
The bottom line is that calling a comb “Indestructible” doesn’t make it so. It’s still just a plastic piece of shit that isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.
Next time you’re going to get married men, just think about it like this: Don’t.
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You nincompoop! Selling knives was his summer job. You wouldn’t know about summer jobs because while a student you always begged Daddy for money to go hanging out at the mall, while the men were busy exploring their abilities in the real world.
That is why men have better jobs than women later in life. Men start off at minimum wage as students, and thus make sure they do their damn best to get as far away from that income bracket as soon as they graduate. Women, well, we all know what happens to them with the so-called glass-ceiling.
Sounds like the usual total abandonment to fate without any decent effort towards a resolution. Women are especially prone to this. It’s why women are especially dangerous behind the wheel. Any problem, no matter how trivial, can be insoluble to a woman for all intents and purposes if it only just looks the part convincingly enough.
As for the novel itself, seems to me it just effectively plays on women’s innately shallow psychological insecurities, of which there are many. The fear of being repudiated by her ‘friends’, becoming a fashion paria, aging without a mate, being less attractive than her comepting ‘friends’ for some oblivious bloke’s imputed affections which they might be disputing among themselves perhaps not even at a conscious level (Lisa Nowak and her rival in love, anyone?), etc.
One of the reasons why there never were nor will there ever be any “galileea galilei”.
I had a teacher like that in high school. We were supposed to read a novel about a girl that felt terrible in class, because she was too chickenshit to say anything during the classhours, in fear of everyone laughing at her.
As i remember the novel, the girl got asked a question by the teacher, and she could’nt answer because she was too weak. The teacher asked me for my oppinion on the story, and I said that she should just have said it anyway. The old hag teacher started to get angry, and said: “But she could’nt!”. And at that point the class was laughing out loud at the situation. But i still carried on with my point: Even if you’re fucking afraid, you still say something. Better get the situation over with. You can do, what you fucking want to do. It’s that simple.
I feel thje same abotu my cat(whos male). Pets are so much better than most women.
I fall in that category as well. I’m taking a college course where my professor is a poorly educated aging hippy feminist who does nothing but flare my man-temper with her ridiculous complaining concerning inequality in domestic labor and equal respect. It drove me to google a few things, and before I knew it, I’d found my new favorite site.
My dog is the only female I enjoy spending time around, and I can sniff out a woman driver from miles away.
First post!
I take it you’re still in college. Have fun being an intern.
-Dick
I’m just curious why the man in this hypothetical situation has a degree in economics and business but is working selling kitchen knifes? Now that sounds like something a man would do to me! Way to put that education to work …! But of course the woman has never earned more than minimum wage cause that’s sooo typical of us pathetic lesser beings!
And I think you’re should fuck off and pity someone who gives a fuck.
YOU SPEAK DA TRUTH!
Ditto!
Yeah, about that.
It’s the feminists fault i visited this website in the first place. I got so pissed off because of their tireless bitching. You can’t even be yourself anymore without getting labeled as a goddamn malechauvinist who hates women.
All you have to do to be labeled that, is to be honest. “Yes, i think your sister is hot”, “Yeah, I’d love to fuck her”, “Noooo, your tits are just great. I like fake boobs better though”.
When did something being legitimate matter to a woman.
I got a wife. But she don’t qualify as a girlfriend.
You see the word “girlfriend” is an oxymoron.
Becasue girls dont make real friends.
Only men have a legitimate reason for being here.
Nope, dumped her last week. Does that count?
Why can’t you grasp that people have fucking legitimate reasons to be here? Well, most people do anyway.
no i dont because im a man, i just think you’re all really sad
Looking for a new husband to steal from or financially rape?
Yes, and unfortunately, some of us here are also married.
Looking for a new man who steal, financially rape, sue and whore out too?
Has anyone here got girlfriends?