Weddings are Golden Toilets…Flush
Is it any surprise to no one that a woman’s second favorite past-time: having a wedding, is a huge waste of time and money?
It sure is.
Or it sure isn’t. I’m not really sure how to answer that question, so I’ll just say it. Weddings are a complete waste of time and money and are the stupidest thing that a new couple can do.
Let me give a hypothetical situation that may or may not have happened six thousand, five hundred times a day every day this year — in America alone.
Johnny Everyman (twenty-five years old with a degree in Business and Economics and a summer job selling kitchen knives) is going to enter into a bond of legal matrimony with Jill Princess-Complex (twenty-two with a degree in Art History and who has never had a job that earned more than minimum wage in her life). Sound familiar? You bet it does.
Is this new couple going to:
A) Put a down payment on a house with their savings and token gifts from family members and friends.
B) Elope for like a hundred bucks to beautiful and romantic Downtown Courthouse.
C) Have an extravaganzic gala that will drain their bank accounts, stock their kitchen with glitzy, over-priced wares from Eddie Bauer, and leave every moment in their relationship from that point on to lurk in the shadows of lost potential.
That’s why men think weddings are stupid. Because we’re better than women at starting a family and laying the foundations for a healthy relationship with a significant other. Call us all softies for it if you want, but it’s completely true.
Here’s fact that may surprise you in a fun way. Even on women’s home turf: weddings, men can run circles around them. For instance — you might want to step back for this one — how many women do you think know the 6 C’s of diamonds, the main ingredient to any engagement ring? As a man, I can just rattle them right off the top of my head and for all you know I’m not even married.
Cut
Clarity
Color
Certification
Carat
And of course the sixth C is the one wearing it.
The bottom line is that calling a comb “Indestructible” doesn’t make it so. It’s still just a plastic piece of shit that isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.
Next time you’re going to get married men, just think about it like this: Don’t.
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“Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing and obtaineth favour of the Lord.” Proverbs 18:22
I was going to orgasm, long fingernails clip fetisch bitch! One of a good job.
I’ll take your word for it, because I shall never watch any stupid feminine show.
Happy forth of July-(2007)
I was channel surfing last night and saw something that I couldn’t believe. I’m talking about the tv show “Bridezillas”, have you seen this shit?
OMG, this is the crux of what this site preaches. Those women are ALL raging bitches!!
Honeymoon long over, you settle into your marriage, and life is peaches and cream right, wrong.
You awaken one morning to the horifying reality that the out-of-control woman you saw arranging your wedding IS the “real her”.
As you hand her the “pregnancy test kit” from the grocery bag, you wonder to yourself “why does she always act like this now”?,
She hints that if she’s prego, she’s quitting her job to be a stay at home mom like ALL her friends and tells you of a job opening at the grocery store for that 2nd job you’ll now need to make ends meet.
It’s because she’s got YOU by the short hairs baby and FUCK YOU if you don’t like it!!
It is all a “deception”. No man in his right mind would ever marry a woman that rants and raves like those bridezillas (no matter how good a fuck she was, she’ll soon be sneaking around behind your back while you’re making payments on her new BMW).
Before the wedding, she made you feel like you could walk on water, she makes you coffee each morning, packs you a lunch and kisses you good-by at the door and sees to it you get plenty of sex (that’s how we men get lured in).
Then viola as if by magic, (thanks to that state marriage contract you just signed), after the wedding all the perks come to a schreeching halt, you’re suddenly an asshole and she can’t figure out how you manage to even dress yourself each morning.
Put Mr. happy back in your pants cause yer not gettin any!
Everything you do is criticized, she soon bores of you and now conspires to stick-it-to-you.
THE CONSPIRACY.
There’s a billion dollar industry out there to make women look good inspite of their imperfections.
Make-up, clothing, lingerie, its design is two-fold, 1) to “hide” any imperfections she’s not happy with, 2) to ultimately attract a man (for marriage).
It’s all smoke and mirrors.
There are also powders, creams, lotions, ointments and Gynalotrimin (for feminen itching and odor; kills 2 birds with one stone) and the like.
It’s all about attracting a man and getting him to marry you so SHE can have easy street “till death do you part” (or until she finds a good lawyer)!
Is this slight of hand? No, it’s the sequence of events that naturally occur in your life depleting marriage.
You see, it’s like this, they (women) do anything they can to obtain security for themselves (ie: get you to marry them) and lull you into a false sense of security. It’s even worse if they have kids and their family is assisting them (with good reason, they don’t want to support the leach the rest of their lives either).
You wake up one morning to the grim reality that the “bridezilla” you saw in action before the wedding is the real her, except that under the trickery and guise of “love” you never saw it coming.
Bam! you just walked right into the propellor blades. Your life is now fucked. she has what she wants, if you complain or ever leave, she gets it all and your left penniless.
Check out the “WE” channel on tv, and you’ll see stories like “cheating wives” and the like. Those cunts are all too proud of their infidelities. One of them even said that she only cheated 8 times on her husband while he was at work. It didn’t appear to be a big deal to her since it was only 8 times!! I guess she would have felt guilty if she cheated 9 times :-0
I’m glad for shows like “bridezilla” and “cheating wives” because it gives us men (especially the single ones) a glimpse of what life with a woman is really like!
I’m surprised the feministas don’t have those shows pulled to prevent men fom seeing the truth about women.
Men are better than women because we don’t need a show called “groomzilla” showing us running amuck like that.
I think I’ll write a tv series and call it “Studzilla” showing how women should be treated.
Treat them all like shit because they love it and will respect you for it!
If you don’t, you’ll be a shunned wimp.
-Banzai
She stepped in tiny bikinis. Oh, then shuddered chinese xxx again, before the patio deck.
I couldn’t believe i murmured gratefully, big breasted anime the guttural voices of all had cost.
If you’re a single man, I couldn’t agree more. I’d prefer not even to go to weddings altogether. I simply don’t approve of men marrying because it’s not in their best interest. The last wedding I attended was my brother’s (married for the first time at 41), and it’s been a HUGE mistake, even though he won’t admit it.
I’m just going to have to decline any wedding invitation I receive from now on. I just can’t watch this spectacle happening to people I care about.
I totally comprehend.
What’s the deal with wedding receptions anyway?
Why is it that whenever you go to a wedding reception with a woman, the first thing that people ask you is “so, when are you guys getting married?”.
It is the rudest thing you could ask someone because either way you answer it, you’re fucked!
A man would never ask that question because we would never wish marriage upon another man (even an enemy) or put him in that awkward position to answer it.
Let me explain.
I was dating someone briefly when she mentions to me that she was going to a friends wedding in Las Vegas (Nevada).
She asked me if I wanted to go. I barely knew her and didn’t know her friends that were marrying and since she was springing for the plane tickets, I thought, why not (she did give great head and I havn’t been there in years).
Besides, I’d be smoking, drinking, gambling and checking out all the cooze while she was at the wedding right?, wrong.
As wedding time approached, she lay next to me smoothing out her pantyhose and asked me what I was going to wear (my penis slowly deflating after the oral sex I just received) :-).
Strange question I thought, then it hit me, oh shit, she thinks I’m going to the fucken wedding (I didn’t plan to, I didn’t bring any wedding clothes, just my “beer bottle” printed bowling shirt I bought from a mexican at the swap meet the previous week, shorts and some old gym shoes, that’s it.
(you’d think she would have noticed that I didn’t bring any luggage except a shave bag (sans condoms, toothbrush and backwoods cigars) and a playboy magazine in-hand (did she think I had a tuxedo up my ass?). It was an over-nighter to Vegas so I traveled very light.
I dressed down on purpose to avoid any confussion as to why I was there in the first place.
To avoid World War 3, I wound up going since it was at the hotel we were staying at (Did I mention she gave great head!).
Wedding over, it’s now party time! We show up poolside at the Tahitian themed reception.
On our way to the palm thatched bar, 3 of her clearly overweight girl friends with hubbies in tow came up to us (after introductions) and the first thing out of their mouths wasn’t “Do you want a drink or blow job?”, it was “So, when are you guys getting married” (For all they knew, she could have just picked me up off the street minutes before, yet they had the gaul to ask). This clearly shows you a womans mind-set about rushing you to the alter.
It was like Jesus Christ, I barley know this cunt, and don’t even know all these fucking people here and they ask when we were getting married? I was just there for the free food and drinks and hopefully pussy not to mention the free airplane ride.
Moral of the story, Don’t go to wedding receptions-ever. Don’t go to wedding receptions as a chaperone for female co-workers either (I made this mistake twice) because it will take you a month of sundays to explain to your co-workers that you two are not dating and will fuck up your chances for dates with other women (rumors simply get around in an office environment).
Next thing you hear is “so, how long have you guys been dating now and when are you getting married?”
(it is very awkward for a guy to hear this, but next time this happens to me, I think my response will be “Oh, we’re not going to make that stupid mistake, excuse us, we’re going upstairs to fuck and suck”). :-O
Again with the marriage shit ( I didn’t haave the heart to tell them that I was just there for the free booze and pussy). ;-)
True. Generally, men don’t really give a rats’ ass about feelings.
I’ll go one better, Dick. Men don’t need to “get in touch with their feelings”. We already know where they are: Buried deep down inside us where they belong.
Men don’t have experience inventing feelings over nothing.
-Dick
I kinda scanned most of the posts here and found they strayed somewhat from the original topic, on which I want to comment.
I didn’t want to get married, but that was only way to get the woman I was living with (now my wife) covered by my health benefits. We were married by a Justice of the Peace for a nominal fee. Because I didn’t want any vows to have the word “god” or have any religious overtones, I rewrote the boilerplate vows the JOTP gave us. (He said it was the first time 22 years he’d ever seen anyone do that. I don’t care. Ya gotta stick to your principles.)
The only thing I regret about the whole wedding thing was buying the damned rings, which I couldn’t really afford. I was absolutely no way I would ever ever ever saddle myself with crippling expenses.
Talking with other guys, I find I’m pretty unusual in that regard. Most of them did what they were expected to, even though they didn’t really want to.
The thing I find most remarkable about the whole experience was that after living together for several months, when we came home from the courthouse, I didn’t feel any different after I was married. I’ve learned that MOST men feel the same way. It’s astonishing that men are expected to have some “feeling” about the experience when in fact we all know better. We know marriage is for women and men don’t need it or want it.
Besides the fact, I know a fucking whore who did that. My ex whore’s sister go knocked up at 18, and the moment she found out, she started fucking anything witch a cock in site so she could fuck with those men. Then, when she had a kid she would struts around her sister’s apartment all the time is skimpy clothing-hell she even took a pass at me once, coming out of the shower and letting her towl “slip”-and thats while I was still dating her sister! I swear, all women are fucking whores!
Lol, why do you think I put it up there? It’s a bet I know I’d win!
That’s a sure-fire way to get some money.
Doesnt all that do is prove the point about how stupid women-of any age-are? Not to mention how much of a slut this one is? $10 says that when she found out she was pregnant she went around stuffing as much cock into her as possible so she could fuck with a bunch of MEN by trying to make them think it was their kid she was knocked up with.
You missed the first sentence about the woman being beaten to the point where she couldn’t raise her head to look the speaker in the eye, but as long as that scenerio is world’s away from one anyone on this board is familiar with, then I am okay to let this slide.
I thought you might find the words in between my selection interesting, as do I.
Men have lamented that women leave them for seemingly inexplicable reasons.
The question is, why are the reasons inexplicable?
Are they inexplicable because the man truly doesn’t know the reasons why his partner has left him, or because he does know but he doesn’t want to reveal them, due to shame and perhaps also because he has a desire to conceil facts in the interests of advancing his own agenda. The latter would especially apply where domestic violence occurs.
If the hypothetical man truly doesn’t know why a partner has decided to break up with him, and he isn’t an insensitive, self-absorbed sort of guy, then we can speculate the woman has either not told him because she is (a) selfish and superficial or (b) because she doesn’t want to hurt him with the truth and is thus in her own way, trying to protect him from any further hurt.
If the woman is (a) selfish and superficial, then it seems logical that if she had the type of nature described in (a), that she then would also probably have no problem informing a man why she is leaving him, especially if she wants to take revenge for some imagined or real past, or, current slight and most likely her reason for leaving would be because of another man, UNLESS, of course she needed to hide such facts in order to advance her own interests, for instance, in a financial settlement dispute (I think in Au that ‘no fault divorce’ has 14 reasons when it comes to settlement of property, 13 of which are ‘fault’ which can determine financial settlements) so….some women are skanks, yes, and I never said they weren’t, but I still don’t like you generalising skankdom to all women.
Well, rather than trying to read some disjointed sentences, I just read the entire third paragraph. I think you were eluding to the part that said “But I have also had men demanding, in the most explicit language, that their former wives are little better than streetwalkers and threatening to kill their children if they are not returned to them.” The entire third paragraph said:
Women are always being stupid. You are a constant reminder of that here. You also abuse the manly forum with your Psychobabble.
Women should not harm men and men should not harm women. When you are talking about these things you should distinguish between actual physical and psychological harm, as well as intent to harm. Some actions that cause harm are made out of ignorance, some out of selfishness and are vexatious, while other actions are influenced by substance abuse or mental illness. Every situation is unique though of course there are profiles available on abusers, male and female, and in most cases, these people have themselves been victims. But I dont think you guys are lamenting actual female abusers here, rather, you seem to be focusing on instances of female stupidity. And of course, completely ignoring instances of men behaving badly and stupidly.