Weddings are Golden Toilets…Flush
Is it any surprise to no one that a woman’s second favorite past-time: having a wedding, is a huge waste of time and money?
It sure is.
Or it sure isn’t. I’m not really sure how to answer that question, so I’ll just say it. Weddings are a complete waste of time and money and are the stupidest thing that a new couple can do.
Let me give a hypothetical situation that may or may not have happened six thousand, five hundred times a day every day this year — in America alone.
Johnny Everyman (twenty-five years old with a degree in Business and Economics and a summer job selling kitchen knives) is going to enter into a bond of legal matrimony with Jill Princess-Complex (twenty-two with a degree in Art History and who has never had a job that earned more than minimum wage in her life). Sound familiar? You bet it does.
Is this new couple going to:
A) Put a down payment on a house with their savings and token gifts from family members and friends.
B) Elope for like a hundred bucks to beautiful and romantic Downtown Courthouse.
C) Have an extravaganzic gala that will drain their bank accounts, stock their kitchen with glitzy, over-priced wares from Eddie Bauer, and leave every moment in their relationship from that point on to lurk in the shadows of lost potential.
That’s why men think weddings are stupid. Because we’re better than women at starting a family and laying the foundations for a healthy relationship with a significant other. Call us all softies for it if you want, but it’s completely true.
Here’s fact that may surprise you in a fun way. Even on women’s home turf: weddings, men can run circles around them. For instance — you might want to step back for this one — how many women do you think know the 6 C’s of diamonds, the main ingredient to any engagement ring? As a man, I can just rattle them right off the top of my head and for all you know I’m not even married.
Cut
Clarity
Color
Certification
Carat
And of course the sixth C is the one wearing it.
The bottom line is that calling a comb “Indestructible” doesn’t make it so. It’s still just a plastic piece of shit that isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.
Next time you’re going to get married men, just think about it like this: Don’t.
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I live with this regret every day. Men, do not get married.
I know its played out but i couldnt resist to say this
“Austin 3:16 just kicked your ass!”
That’s how things used to be, silly whore girl. The rules changed.
They got changed by the entitlement fantasies of…yep, silly whore girls like you.
Why did you not do something to stop it, while you could?
Now, the damage has been done. Silly you. It’s like you caused it.
Bitches are crazy. I can’t believe the shit they pull on their wedding day and honey moon. Hey honey, does this dress make me look fat because I swear to god I am not losing weight to fit into this dress, nor cut back the 500$ a plate of food for 100 people I invited arbitrarily, and on top of that, if you don’t have a ring worth three months of your paycheck (yes! That’s what wedding planners say, 3 months of paycheck on a fucking ring!) then help you god, you aren’t getting any for the next 10 years.
Fucking women.
Hahhahaha, look at proud women go. Fuck you bitch. Who gives a flying fuck.
Proud woman
You’sth Speak’th Shit’th
Religion proves fuck all and provides no valid argument for todays views and opinions. its the oldest story there is. Writen by a bloke as some are interesting the others writen by a women.
Banzai, does Shakespeare’s ghost whisper in your ear at night?
So is it worth lying to forward your own jaded views? I never saw things that way, really. I suppose lots of pleasure-less sex does that to the mind. And soul, apparently.
While the #1 reason I do not buy into this empowered-slut bullshit is there is nothing in it for me except a prude who thinks I can be her personal duty-monkey without expecting anything in return from her (I theoretically force the girl to do the approaching when I speak with her. I can’t put the formula into words)… The other reason is that it is stupid, illogical, and it breaks the mind. Sex change operations? Transsexualism? People have the right to think and believe what they want, and many views should be voiced, but we shouldn’t teach feminism in our schools!
Feminism literally means womanish, and artistically means girlish if it is taught to a younger generation. And look at where it has gotten us… all of these drugs attack the problem, among many, many other things, but ADHD? Autism, schizophrenia, social ineptitude? Similar symptoms and deviations have been seen throughout history, but never at such a scale.
The unnatural scheme of gender relations is responsible for 9/10 of these disorders. Seeing a girl as a submissive being that is to be used and a superior being that can garner social sympathy is an absolutely disgusting mix. It’s the over-sexualism and ‘I-can-be-a-little-girl-and-not-be-looked-down-upon’ attitude that forces people into a narrow school of thought. Humans aren’t made to be herded like cattle into one format or intellectually bonded. Even if a government does not restrain its peoples, if the society does, it is a far more powerful form of restraint. And to encourage people to seek refuge from society?
And we ask why we have lock-ins and sociopaths? I don’t know, why don’t you turn on the television and listen to the ‘women and children’ BS? Do I suddenly lose my value as a human because of my gender and age? Children should be defended, but if girls want a man’s life, let them have it, but nothing more. They can live with the expectations and rights of men, not princesses. And men have no problem with putting out, prude-whores.
True Wolfe it appears that religion and women don’t mix.
@Billy (and all) she’s not just adding, she’s making up verses completely.
For instance, Matthew 5:37 is all about not swearing oaths, not doing things for one’s wife. The others are similarly false, but I don’t have the time or energy to bother correcting her. Again.
Your citation of Revelations is most apt.
-wolfe
1 cor 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
Equality? I don’t think so..
Women should just shut up when men are speaking…
You’re adding words to these verses and they say nothing like what you added. Shame!!
Revelations 22:18
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Proud Woman,
Thou shalt fondle thy wife each sunrise. Thy wife shalt sucketh thy man-staff until it spewith man juice in her hair and bossoms.
Thy wife shalt cooketh, cleaneth and bearith children (fuck, it feels like I have a lisp).
Thy wife shalt have all the clotheseth cleaned, a hot mealith prepared and a great porneth ready in the DVDith.
Thou shalt actively establish bondage and dicipline with the help of a dominatrix.
Thy must not complainith, but rejoice in serving her man ice cold Bodingtons whilst stroking his erect man-staff.
Whoso findeth a woman with big boobies also scorith. If her sister haveth huge hooters, keepeth her in your bed as well.
Thou shalt get into thy kitchen and rattle thy pots and pans!
And I sayeth unto you Proud woman, piss off this site!
This lisping is killing me.
(Banzai 2:3)
Jesus, shut the fuck up. Noone frikkin’ cares what you have to say and it’s obvious. If you knew anything you’d know the bible doesn’t advocate women in one bit. You’re just taking quotes from it to make women seem great. Quit failing because you’re spamming up the place.
Thou shalt actively establish family discipline with thy wife’s help. (Eph 6:4)
Remember to do all the little things for thy wife when you say you will. (Mt 5:37)
Keep thine eyes on thy own wife, not thy neighbors. (Prov 5:15-20; Job 31:1; Jer 5:8)
Thou shalt make every effort to see things from thy wife’s point of view. (Gen 21:12)
Thou shalt not fail to kiss thy wife every morning. (Sos 8:1)
Thou shalt not be stingy with thy wife when it comes to money. (Esther 5:3)
Thou shalt actively establish family discipline with thy wife’s help. (Eph 6:4)
Thou shalt hold thy wife’s love by the same means that thou won it. (Sos 5:10-16)
Thou shalt frequently tell thy wife how important & valuable she is to thee. (Phil 2:3; Prov 31:10-11)
Thy highest allegiance, except God, shall be to thy wife, not thy relatives or friends. (Gen 2:24)
Thou shalt not take thy wife for granted, but will honour and respect her as thy equal. (1 Pet 3:7)