Weddings are Golden Toilets…Flush
Is it any surprise to no one that a woman’s second favorite past-time: having a wedding, is a huge waste of time and money?
It sure is.
Or it sure isn’t. I’m not really sure how to answer that question, so I’ll just say it. Weddings are a complete waste of time and money and are the stupidest thing that a new couple can do.
Let me give a hypothetical situation that may or may not have happened six thousand, five hundred times a day every day this year — in America alone.
Johnny Everyman (twenty-five years old with a degree in Business and Economics and a summer job selling kitchen knives) is going to enter into a bond of legal matrimony with Jill Princess-Complex (twenty-two with a degree in Art History and who has never had a job that earned more than minimum wage in her life). Sound familiar? You bet it does.
Is this new couple going to:
A) Put a down payment on a house with their savings and token gifts from family members and friends.
B) Elope for like a hundred bucks to beautiful and romantic Downtown Courthouse.
C) Have an extravaganzic gala that will drain their bank accounts, stock their kitchen with glitzy, over-priced wares from Eddie Bauer, and leave every moment in their relationship from that point on to lurk in the shadows of lost potential.
That’s why men think weddings are stupid. Because we’re better than women at starting a family and laying the foundations for a healthy relationship with a significant other. Call us all softies for it if you want, but it’s completely true.
Here’s fact that may surprise you in a fun way. Even on women’s home turf: weddings, men can run circles around them. For instance — you might want to step back for this one — how many women do you think know the 6 C’s of diamonds, the main ingredient to any engagement ring? As a man, I can just rattle them right off the top of my head and for all you know I’m not even married.
Cut
Clarity
Color
Certification
Carat
And of course the sixth C is the one wearing it.
The bottom line is that calling a comb “Indestructible” doesn’t make it so. It’s still just a plastic piece of shit that isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.
Next time you’re going to get married men, just think about it like this: Don’t.
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Mansman- I’m a Western woman am I? I bet you think I’m of European decent as well.
Mike5150- There-fore we can asses a real man by contrasting them with our father (or male role model).
Because we compare the femi-whores to our mothers. (no special rights)
Experience, baby. Non-western women totally outclass you. Just accept it, and buy a cat or something.
Hmm, that argument has already been used previously on this site, only with the genders reversed. And numerous times,it’s been “shot-down” (and I use this term lightly), because apparently those who have used the argument didn’t know what a “real” man was. How do you know what a “real” woman is?
Yeah, Asian women really do know how to treat their men. They know when to shut the fuck up and I can attest to that.
Real women know how to treat their Men, that’s why husbandless Western skanks hate them.
This is golden.
Female cyborgs will solve that. They’ll be equipped with a mute button, have Japanese wife behaviour subroutines, and be cheap to run. It’s not that far away.
In the meantime, nice Asian women are right there filling the gap. Why settle for bottom of the barrel, nasty Western bitches? What am I, a masochist!!!
Ask me how Vietnamese women treat Men. I’ll use the words “royalty” and “God” somewhere severally within my reply. Real women know how to treat their Men, that’s why husbandless Western skanks hate them.
Gina is right you love us really, its so obvious you can’t survive without us or we you, life would be pretty boring without the opposite sex.
The above linked article, as I anticipated it would, has been “unlinked”. I previously saved a copy of course, for this very eventuality. The Feminasty censors took less than 1 week to eliminate this truth spotlight on their behaviour, but here it is, reproduced in short below.
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Are we in the grip of a man drought?
Friday, October 5, 2007
Bridget Jones
Singletons… are we living like Bridget Jones?
It seems a good man really is hard to find today, let alone hold onto.
A recent survey commissioned by Vodka O claims that if you’re 32 or over and living in Sydney, you’ve as much chance of finding a bloke as you would if you were 82.
But it’s not just Sydney.
Women the length and breadth of our nation are finding increasingly challenge to snare the man of their dreams.
Is there a man drought in Australia?
Are there eligible bachelors out there?Or are we just being too damn fussy?
Poor AttitudePosted by: Dan, Perth, on 5/10/2007 4:50:01 PM
Poor AttitudePosted by: Dan, Perth, on 5/10/2007 4:50:01 PM
I believe a fair pecentage of single women should take 5 minutes to sit back and take a look at how they treat guys who ask them out. Granted - there are quite a few guys who are pigs out there but I have quite a few single mates who are in their early 30’s who are decent blokes that work hard and treat women with respect. They are constantly commenting on how bad so many girls attitudes are if they ask them out or even try to talk to them. Ladies, dont tar all guys as the same, the decent ones eventually become gunshy and give up asking !!!!
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studies show…Posted by: em, melbourne, on 5/10/2007 4:51:57 PM
studies show…Posted by: em, melbourne, on 5/10/2007 4:51:57 PM
a recent report i read shows that women have until they’re 30 to hook up with a guy. after that the odds of finding a single man are 5 (women) to 1 (man). by 50ish odds start to even up again. so either take what you can get before you hit 30 or get used to sharing!! (i’ve got mine - hands off)
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Man DroughtPosted by: Shygirl, Melbourne, on 5/10/2007 4:55:46 PM
Man DroughtPosted by: Shygirl, Melbourne, on 5/10/2007 4:55:46 PM
Yes I am very shy and I find it very difficult to find a decent man.
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Message to BooPosted by: doyer, Sydney, on 5/10/2007 4:53:38 PM
Message to BooPosted by: doyer, Sydney, on 5/10/2007 4:53:38 PM
Oh Boo, you poor thing. I’m a Mr who has been happily married for a very long time (20 years). We married young when I was a penniless teenage apprentice but my wife could see past that to the person inside. Now I’m a manager in a global company with a team of (mainly single) 30s women working for me and I hear all their dating tragedies and it’s always the same reasons - the guy was too short, lived in the ‘wrong’ suburb, too poor, had kids from a past relationship, wasn’t good looking enough, wasn’t great in bed….you name it, I’ve heard it and it always a shallow reason. At the same time I have several mates who are Ok looking, hold steady if unexciting jobs and are generally making their way in the world, but they cannot find a decent girl to save their lives. A couple of times now, women in my team have asked me to introduce them to my friends…would I throw my mates to these vultures? Not on your life! I do wish you all the luck in the world in your search though Boo!
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HahaPosted by: zac, Brisbane, on 5/10/2007 4:47:38 PM
HahaPosted by: zac, Brisbane, on 5/10/2007 4:47:38 PM
Try finding a woman who is decent. I went to a RSVP singles event and was amazed at how desperate the women I encountered. If a man behaved like the women behaved I’m sure he would be arrested.
Dick said:
“Next time you’re going to get married men, just think about it like this: Don’t”.
Well Dick…Aussie guys are definitely doing their part in correcting the rot of Feminism. Australian women are noticing the effects of the Marriage Strike, and have started bitching about it in the media.
http://yoursay.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=302781
Good luck finding your rich sucker, bitches. They’re all clued up and immune from your bullshit. Words out, baby!!!
PS: The Australian Govt even offers a “baby bonus” payment of A$4,187 for having a baby, and the Australian Treasurer is saying “have one for Mum, one for Dad, and one for the Country”. The Government is clearly aware that Feminism has adversely affected birth rates, and is responding with a half assed knee jerk “solution”. What they fail to realise is that potential “Dads” want no part of this flytrap while the rest of the “deal”…the anti male laws…still lurk menacingly and in full force, in the shadows.
The Government, obviously unwilling to bite the bullet and say what really needs to be said, wallows in the vain hope that their token offering will somehow lure back the “happy families” of the Pre-feminist era. It won’t.
Plagues of single mothers will have a great few weeks spending up big on booze and cigarettes, then continue suckling on the Government money tit for another decade or two thanks to their clutch of illegitimate bastards.
And all the while, not a husband to be seen. Good job Feminists!!
It up, okay. Now we olsen twins camel toe were halfway through the.
A good woman can hook her big toes in her ears…
Only makes him more powerful.
Nice, it’s about time you started getting spammed Dick
Another woman in denial. Men do feel this way about women.
I find it amusing women can’t understand this, and try to find ways to validate that men really don’t feel this way.
Look at how women take this site. They always say obviously it’s a joke when it’s not. Accept it.
OK this website is pretty much just funny and- guess what- I’m a girl. I think the only thing lacking on some of these women’s behalves are a sense of confidence and a sense of HUMOR. Come on, nobody really feels that way about a substantial woman. Plus ok…the money-wedding thing? It’s so true! At least it’s a good time for all until the bills start rollin in. Anyway, ladies, we don’t need to go quoting the bible to prove to men that women are decent people… prove it by treating people that way. That is all.
Barbara wasn’t finished with their gay clay aiken checks in ten second, as the room, since.
Doesn’t matter which it is. It’s gross. It’s all a marketing campaign based largely on slavery and blood. Look it up; Dick wrote about it somewhere on this site.
-wolfe
Sonyad,
They way I butchered his english, that’s probably not the only thing he’s doing in my ear. ;-D
I have seen many weddings and it is quite clear that a lot of them are just for show. I have seen weddings that cost over 300,000 and the bride ang groom will hardly look at each other, I’m guessing this happens because
1.She is so busy flaunting herself to the world, ‘look how beautiful I am’ and ‘you can’t have me’ (for at least a few months)
2. He is brooding over the amount of his money she has spent and all he wants is uncomplicated sex, which he will rarely get.
3.Her parents have paid for the wedding and the poor bloke is thinking ‘what the hell have I got myself into’ if she is that controlling for just the first day of their marriage just think of how it will be for the rest of his life.
I have seen many weddings and a lot of them have nothing to do with love and even less of them have anything to do with religion, so quoting all those ‘bible references’ is nonsense. Its like teaching the meaning of christmas to kids whilst they’re opening their presents, its irrelevant to them because its the pretty wrapping paper and plastic and expensive gifts that they want.
3 months of a mans salary on a ring, is that “gross” or “Net” salary?