Weddings are Golden Toilets…Flush
Is it any surprise to no one that a woman’s second favorite past-time: having a wedding, is a huge waste of time and money?
It sure is.
Or it sure isn’t. I’m not really sure how to answer that question, so I’ll just say it. Weddings are a complete waste of time and money and are the stupidest thing that a new couple can do.
Let me give a hypothetical situation that may or may not have happened six thousand, five hundred times a day every day this year — in America alone.
Johnny Everyman (twenty-five years old with a degree in Business and Economics and a summer job selling kitchen knives) is going to enter into a bond of legal matrimony with Jill Princess-Complex (twenty-two with a degree in Art History and who has never had a job that earned more than minimum wage in her life). Sound familiar? You bet it does.
Is this new couple going to:
A) Put a down payment on a house with their savings and token gifts from family members and friends.
B) Elope for like a hundred bucks to beautiful and romantic Downtown Courthouse.
C) Have an extravaganzic gala that will drain their bank accounts, stock their kitchen with glitzy, over-priced wares from Eddie Bauer, and leave every moment in their relationship from that point on to lurk in the shadows of lost potential.
That’s why men think weddings are stupid. Because we’re better than women at starting a family and laying the foundations for a healthy relationship with a significant other. Call us all softies for it if you want, but it’s completely true.
Here’s fact that may surprise you in a fun way. Even on women’s home turf: weddings, men can run circles around them. For instance — you might want to step back for this one — how many women do you think know the 6 C’s of diamonds, the main ingredient to any engagement ring? As a man, I can just rattle them right off the top of my head and for all you know I’m not even married.
Cut
Clarity
Color
Certification
Carat
And of course the sixth C is the one wearing it.
The bottom line is that calling a comb “Indestructible” doesn’t make it so. It’s still just a plastic piece of shit that isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.
Next time you’re going to get married men, just think about it like this: Don’t.
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July 9th, 2005 at 10:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 5822491f91d10
Marriage is a $$$ jackpot for women: find an educated man with a future, marry him, rent him for a few years while the cash rolls in, get fat and obnoxious, ask for a divorce, take him for everything he has, lose weight and look for the next victim. If he’s unlucky enough to have had kids with her, the feminist court system will force him to pay child support for 18yrs - the money of course will not go to his kids(which he will never get to see anyway and don’t even know if they’re really his but it doesn’t matter anyway since the feminist court system doesn’t care if the whore had group sex with your friends and its not even your kid), but to buy her greedy, narcissitic ass clothes/jewelry and other crap she’ll use to lure in the next victim.
And the greedy little sluts look so happy on wedding day - they know they’ve hit the lotto.
Men of all religions, races and poliitical affiliations across the Western world - Wake up!!! Marriage was only a fair arrangement when women had respect for men. The feminists have co-opted marriage and turned it into an extortion scheme. It is now time for us to abandon marriage until it can be redefined on more fair terms. For now, have as much sex with as many sluts as possible. If you find a nice traditional girl, stay at her house a few nights a week, and have her stay a few nights at yours. You don’t want to move in with her, as the feminist court system has already thought of that and will treat it as marriage.
July 9th, 2005 at 1:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: c85d1fda2555d
What amazing inaccuracies you have just spouted about divorce, welfare, and the court system, Jose114. What’s it like to know so little about something you think you know so much about?
July 9th, 2005 at 9:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a067cf6eca37
Huh? Andy, take your head out, dude! Or more likely dudette.
Jose114’s analysis bespeaks the pinnacle of clarity, and the richness of telling it like it is.
Geezer
Edit from Dick
While sending an email to me, “Andy� accidentally disclosed that she is really Megan Strobel.
Geezer, way to use your man-instincts.
July 9th, 2005 at 10:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: a01ffb477b8ce
Hmm.. Seems a bit odd that you are commenting on the validity of marriage when you’ve never been married yourself.
Anyway, aside from that lack of experience..
If woman have an ability to manipulate men into doing this for their own benefit then how does that make them inferior exactly?
Oh and Jose114, concerning the ‘greedy sluts’ who steal money from unsuspecting dullards such as yourself, maybe you shouldn’t go and marry those high class whores eh? It’s okay, everyone makes a mistake now and then.
July 10th, 2005 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd4a5943b43b8
“Seems a bit odd that you are commenting on the validity of marriage when you’ve never been married yourself.”
Max needs to pay more attention:
“…and for all you know I’m not even married.”
Perhaps his man-brain was not engaged.
July 10th, 2005 at 7:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: db24550c4619d
haha… well yes you’re right I misintepreted that. Although I wonder what the purpose of the ambiguity is.
July 15th, 2005 at 6:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 7c9ec4269a80e
Ambiguity needs no justification. It’s a narrative tool, used in this case to enhance the underlying point. Speaking of story-telling, I think it appropriate to comment on the painful process of hearing a woman narrate (often in tedious detail) the activities and events of their day. This is potentially the most difficult feature of women to endure, aside from their incessant pissing and moaning, misplaced self-righteousness, and unabiding sense that the world owes them some huge favor simply because they were born with tits and a vagina.
July 15th, 2005 at 10:48 am - IP Man-Hash: fa48aa19ef342
Dick, if men don’t want to get married they shouldn’t be stupid enough to pop the question, or to say yes when she does.
And Jose114, if these men were smart enough to make all this money, surely they would be able to spot a gold digger when they saw one.
To sum up, you can always make more money, but you’re only ever going to get married once, shouldn’t it be special?
July 15th, 2005 at 10:53 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
Nicole, in the man-world, what I like to call the real world, we have a little thing called numbers, math, and statistics.
You might want to look into that before saying something as embarrassing as “you’re only ever going to get married once”.
Grow up, dear. And don’t read today’s article with Sugar Plum Fairies in the title. It’s not actually about your little imaginary friends.
-Dick
July 15th, 2005 at 12:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: fa48aa19ef342
My comment “you’re only ever going to get married onceâ€? was referring to the two same people, as very few divorced people will decide to remarry the same person. If you failed to see my obvious point you’re even slower than I thought.
If you have nothing of substance to say in relation to my post then I suggest to say nothing at all. Didn’t you’re mother ever teach you that?
September 28th, 2005 at 10:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: bc5cd8b90e552
http://www.dontmarry.com
http://www.nomarriage.com
http://www.perkel.com/pbl/married/index.htm
http://www.ifeminists.net/introduction/editorials/2003/0812.html
http://www.ejfi.org/Civilization/Civilization-9.htm
September 29th, 2005 at 8:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f6f1bc89c9c0
Good links doctor.
September 30th, 2005 at 8:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 6a9283bd40454
Yes, very good links.
Thanks for sharing them.
December 9th, 2005 at 4:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: fe0f19eacf664
Women always enjoy squandering something they did not work for or earn. Especially American women, talk about a bunch of useless retarded mindless cunts.
Feminists ? Nothing feminine about them !
December 9th, 2005 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
Excellent links.
I agree, marriage is a cultural institution, so at odds with today’s cultural norms, that is is destined to fail at least once, if not more.
The perfect set-up would be each woman being allowed to have as many husbands as she wanted. That way, childcare would be affordable, as would cleaners etc and if the men wanted to have extramarital affairs, that would be perfectly acceptable, considering the wife, obviously wouldn’t be available to every husband on any given night. All the bullshit angst and paranoia associated with wondering if hubby was cheating would simply disappear.
Besides, this notion that there is only one person for each person is absolute rubbish. I have fallen in love numerous times and could easily have 12 husbands by now.
You know this makes sense.
Until the bigamy laws change, I won’t be marrying. Most of my female friends are unmarried and have no plans whatsoever for it. We all have mortgages though, which really, is far more important. How old are we? age range is 28 - 31.
Of friends who are married, one is now onto her second marriage, which I believe she entered purely for financial security and convenience and the desire to have another child. The other’s marriage was a childhood sweetheart thing (now in their early thirties) and wouldn’t you know it, they decided it would be a good idea about 5 years ago to wifeswap with their closest friends. How’s that marriage now? You don’t want to know.
Besides all that, the amount of married men I have had come onto me is beyond a joke. Evolution and biology are clearly against men on the fidelity factor.
Are my parent’s divorced? You bet your sweet ass they are.
December 9th, 2005 at 5:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9e9100d1117f5
Female said “I agree, marriage is a cultural institution, so at odds with today’s cultural norms, that is is destined to fail at least once, if not more”
Ever the optimist are you not. The reason why marriage fails is because women do not know their proper roles.