Weddings are Golden Toilets…Flush
Is it any surprise to no one that a woman’s second favorite past-time: having a wedding, is a huge waste of time and money?
It sure is.
Or it sure isn’t. I’m not really sure how to answer that question, so I’ll just say it. Weddings are a complete waste of time and money and are the stupidest thing that a new couple can do.
Let me give a hypothetical situation that may or may not have happened six thousand, five hundred times a day every day this year — in America alone.
Johnny Everyman (twenty-five years old with a degree in Business and Economics and a summer job selling kitchen knives) is going to enter into a bond of legal matrimony with Jill Princess-Complex (twenty-two with a degree in Art History and who has never had a job that earned more than minimum wage in her life). Sound familiar? You bet it does.
Is this new couple going to:
A) Put a down payment on a house with their savings and token gifts from family members and friends.
B) Elope for like a hundred bucks to beautiful and romantic Downtown Courthouse.
C) Have an extravaganzic gala that will drain their bank accounts, stock their kitchen with glitzy, over-priced wares from Eddie Bauer, and leave every moment in their relationship from that point on to lurk in the shadows of lost potential.
That’s why men think weddings are stupid. Because we’re better than women at starting a family and laying the foundations for a healthy relationship with a significant other. Call us all softies for it if you want, but it’s completely true.
Here’s fact that may surprise you in a fun way. Even on women’s home turf: weddings, men can run circles around them. For instance — you might want to step back for this one — how many women do you think know the 6 C’s of diamonds, the main ingredient to any engagement ring? As a man, I can just rattle them right off the top of my head and for all you know I’m not even married.
Cut
Clarity
Color
Certification
Carat
And of course the sixth C is the one wearing it.
The bottom line is that calling a comb “Indestructible” doesn’t make it so. It’s still just a plastic piece of shit that isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.
Next time you’re going to get married men, just think about it like this: Don’t.
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Rabid pandas?
I can see that women working as asphalt pavers in Russia under communism evidences equality between the sexes but I think it is a stretch to say this proves feminism existed there. As you say, most female professionals were still in the lower ranks of their professions.
I think the confusion is that many seem to think Marxism and Feminism go hand in hand, yet they may also say that Feminism is so significantly influential in the West, yet the West is a Capitalist economy.
If you want to discuss facism and treatment of women, I’m sure everyone would be interested to hear about it.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky is a neo-Fascist (and I don’t use that word lightly) loon. He is no more representative of mankind than a rabid female panda would be of womanlykind.
Thus, suggestions that he represents or proves or points to some mythical patriarchy are, well, about as rational as suggestions that Rabid Pandas are coming to your house to eat all your bamboo shoots.
Feminism tried to use Communism. Upper-class wealthy Feminists delighted in employing crude Maxist class-analysis tools, and imagining themselves part of a new Proletarian Revolution.
It is to laugh.
Communism used feminism much more successfully. Huge numbers of women worked; this was beneficial for the war effort, and then nominal GDP, and empowered the State at the expense of the family. Strikingly, though there were huge numbers of female professionals, almost all were held to the lowest ranks in their professions.
The case could be made that the Fascists were more pro-women than the Communists, if one wanted to explore such things.
-wolfe
That’s because Chinese women are indistinguishable from Chinese men, from what I’ve seen or televiewed.
Ooops, I did it again. Apologies to Female, the good Christian that doesn’t believe in that stuff, for projecting blatant racism through her sensitive pupils.
Russia? What’s Russia got to do with the Red Dragon? Oh, the natural gas, petroleum and other neat stuff they sell pending development of copycat domestic technology/manufacturing/extraction/exploitation by the Chinese themselves. I see.
- Darren Hayes - Lemon Tree
Yes Female, communism and feminism is the perfect marriage. Which is why the Republic/West is dying. In case you have problems understanding complex geo-political realities, communism is dead everywhere except for it’s steady growth in the West because of cunts like you.
Russia and China are in fact more capitalist and laize faire than the US, with a strong central government left over from “the old days” to kill journalists/feminists who “get in the way” and try to rebirth femio-communism from the cover of “sufferage” or “affirmative action”.
Have you wondered why US elites are so weary of the Red Dragon? Because they are the rising power who will not under any circumstances lose their masculinity and cultural confidence..
thank god for russia and china
Yes Female, communism and feminism is the perfect marriage. Which is why the Republic/West is dying. In case you have problems understanding complex geo-political realities, communism is dead everywhere except for it’s steady growth in the West because of cunts like you.
Russia and China are in fact more capitalist and laize faire than the US, with a strong central government left over from “the old days” to kill journalists/feminists who “get in the way” and try to rebirth femio-communism from the cover of “sufferage” or “affirmative action”.
Have you wondered why US elites are so weary of the Red Dragon? Because they are the rising power who will not under any circumstances lose their masculinity and cultural confidence..
Takes to what? Peal the cloth off a peach?
- Celldweller - The last firstborn
All it takes is patience diamatik, patience.
-Strength and Honor-
I see you’re getting nasty.
What an revealing look into patriarchal, sexist Russia this website http://english.pravda.ru/society/2002/05/20/28977.html is, thanks for providing evidence of the patriachy, sots.
This site has an interesting little quote on it from the Russian Politican, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR) who described Condoleeza Rice as a hard woman, in need of male attention but nothing that a day spent in the company of soldiers couldn’t fix.
And “they” say the patriarchy doesn’t exist. They also wonder why some feminists believe all men are rapists.
Strange how even though communism seems to get married to feminism in most analyses, going by Vlads comments, it doesnt seem to have had quite the impact in Mother Russia as some would lead us to believe.
In translation, what Dick was really saying was this…
You’re right[-handed].
[So] Fuck off my website ‘cus I already got that covered [and I have an acute case of CTS to prove it]…what I’m really looking for is…a man that I respect who will pretend he’s a woman, while I pretend that I’m a man…
Maybe weddings ’suck’ because you’re supposed to wait until the party’s over to get out those brand-spanking-new knee pads.
Yeah, yeah, DixDic is so hot that nobody can bear/stand [/sit/kneel/lean/etc.] to touch it. The cheese [which traditionally stands alone] has officially been, no not joined, but actually replaced, by DixDic.
What a waste, what a shame…
Billy: I look forward to the future of robotics. As in putting my man brain into one. Let the feminists sluts all breed with their dreamboat hollywood undermen..
“Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal.”
- Alexander the Great
We’ll need neither. Let’s see how the feminists run the planet while we conquer the galaxy. By the time we get back.. the “feminist question” will be answered because they will all die of starvation and chaos without us.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=robot+bodies+with+man+brains
http://english.pravda.ru/society/2002/05/20/28977.html
Is this belief based on your own experience? If yes, perhaps you married too young and too early in your relationship?
If we assume you are a baby boomer, then in your day, before there was widespread contraception, many marriages were forced due to accidental pregnancies, which in many cases wouldnt have allowed people time to get to know each other well enough before marriage for them to even figure out if the other person was compatible with them. With the result that many people who may have been sexually compatible, but not emotionaly in sync were simply trapped with each other in a loveless marriage due to social pressures..It is therefore hardly suprising that the children of such marriages have a warped view of love.
Sure young men are eager to marry and have a companion or freind for life. But most men learn that soon after the wedding cake that the little princess isn’t really that good at being freinds. And is just another self serving lazyass whore whom he wishes he had never wasted his money on.
As long as men are on this earth and suppose thier will always be women and vice versa. So you’re question is simply foolish..
There will always be a whore available. Millions of them even.
Thanx
@ Dutch you say marrying a women is like shoving your head in a boiler, is it not usually the man that purposes to the woman, so does that not mean that it is usually men that want to get married to the woman that he loves? And what would you do without women to ’suck you off’, do it yourself? or buy a nice hoover.
I for one am gratefull to you for showing me Im not wrong about women, you’ve done nothing here to support females.
Instead as someone else has said, you have single-handedly dropped the IQ of everyone reading this thread with your retorts that have no validity, there full of the same usuall crap. We must not be getting any sex or we got small penis… its so pathetic.
Men are far better than women, and to marry one is like shoving my head in boiler… now why would I want to do that? Sense all women are whores, why dont I just pay some bitch to suck me off and be done with it?
I hope you and your female buddies like working, cuz your days of being supported are coming close to an end.
That’s the best post of the year.
Isn’t this Anon come back pour une autre coupe de gross?
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Mmmmm say it again.