The 300 And When Women Evolved Mouths
If you haven’t seen this movie called The 300, then you need to do it immediately. As a man, it might be the most important film you ever see.
The message of The 300 is clear from the first ten seconds — ten seconds that don’t fuck around at all even for one of those seconds.
Are you a man? Awesome. Are you a woman? Fuck you.
Men are better than women.
The 300 is a blood-soaked, war-mongering sausage-fest of violence and gore. It’s about the battle for freedom in the mythical land of Sparta against all these dicks from somewhere I don’t give a shit about. More importantly, The 300 is about how all men are ass-kicking machines with abs of steel and how everyone else in the world can kiss our ass.
There was this one part in The 300 where a guy pulled a sword out of his own arm. When I saw that, something immediately came to mind.
That is not the manliest thing I’ve ever seen.
I have seen a man pull a fish hook the size a pencil out of his hand. I have seen a man lift a Jeep. I have seen a man pay for the dinners of more than six people at the same time.
That’s manly.
When has a woman ever paid for the dinners of six people? Fucking never. I guess women can’t count to seven, or at least they can’t divide by it, because every time a check arrives that has more digits on the left side of the period than it does on the right, every woman at the table tries to emphasize her rack as much as possible. That is, unless she’s already passed out in your lap like a fucking five-year-old.
Here’s a question. When the check comes, why do women hum and haw and pretend like anyone expects them to pay for anything? Not a single man in the world expects a fully fed woman to reach for her wallet. Her arms have obviously become too engorged on a feast she could never hope to value because she has no fucking frame of reference for fine cuisine.
Women eating at a restaurant is like you getting dropped off in the middle of Star Wars behind the counter of an intergalactic Hot Dog on a Stick.
”I’d like to purchase a Grooble Grobble, please.”
Well good for them, because you have no idea how much anything costs in Star Wars and no idea how much money is worth. That’s a woman to a ‘T’.
In The 300, no woman was ever asked for her opinion about anything.
There was a time in the world when women shut the fuck up, and why this ended I have never fully attempted to wrap my man brain around. Well The 300 showed me why.
Today, men run the world. We build computers and helicopters and we make cars faster and safer. We mine the coal that bakes the iron that shapes the lead of the overpriced bed little princesses from nine to ninety lay their heads on night after night.
Men ruled the world in Sparta too, but when we did it with a sword and rock hard abs women could see it with their eyes like it was a finger painting. You could take a woman a half mile out of town and say, “See all that ass kicking going on over there? Shut the fuck up.”
Today, men still do everything. The problem is women don’t understand computers and shit. They think it’s magic. They think they did it somehow — by wanting to fuck a rockstar.
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“Actually, Marc Lepine, who murdered 14 female engineering students at Montreal’s École Polytechnique, wasn’t trying to kill women. He was trying to kill feminists. Before he opened fire, he said to the female engineering students, “You’re all feminists. I hate feminists!” And in his suicide note, Lepine wrote, “Feminists have wrecked my life.” “
More proof (as if we needed any) that gender equality is a complete, utter, manipulative sham perpetrated on men to try and keep them on the defensive and broke. I recently started (and quickly ended) dating a woman that has a good job, lives in a nice home, is in her late 40’s, that went ‘brain dead’ as soon as the check arrived. In fact, she then had the bad taste later on to complain about the dinner. Women are tight in the wallet, but that is most assuredly the only place on her person you will find the phenomena. Women that are tight fisted when it comes to money will be doubly selfish in bed. I suspect only a mere 1% of all American females (purposely not using the word ‘woman’; most do not measure up to the task) do not fit this description. Go ahead, ask her for a blowjob, (having to ask is your first clue) she’ll look at you as if you had lost your mind; until you buy her dinner and a movie. Call girls are cheaper, less drama, and you can kick them out the door when finished. Let’s see a show of hands, how many men out here don’t personally know a ‘drama queen’ that truely believes the world revolves exclusively around her and her problems?
Might be easier to ask if there are any men that don’t know ten, then a few hands might raise.
On the subject of women paying for a meal. You ever seen a group of women at the time the check arrives. I recomend you watch next chance you get, funniest tight fisted thing you’ll ever see.
1) Sparta wasn’t mythical
2) Why was Sparta ever such a powerful force? Because they had a full time army, unlike other cities where the armies were made of famers. Any man was forced to participate in the military as a full time soldier until the age of 60. The obviously meant that no man was around to run the house. So if the women of Sparta weren’t given all of the rights necessary to run the cities, the men couldn’t afford to be in the army full time- the powerful army of Sparta would have never existed. Sparta rose to begin with only because of the rights they gave the women.
The spartan army was made up of the cities elite, not any man. Personally, I have mixed thoughts about the spartan culture, forced homosexuality amongst the warrior elite would put me off big time. Befor anyone flames this, research first.
Women were actually more respected in Sparta than any other area of the time. They were also more masculine.
Also: FUCK YES, Infanticide.
Women were actually more respected in Sparta than any other area of the time.
One of the main causes of Sparta’s decline. Aristotle, in his “Politics”, explains what great disadvantages to the Spartans had arisen from the fact that with them too much was conceded to the women, since they had the right of inheritance, of alienation, and generally great license, and how much this had contributed to the decline of Sparta.
Women must be kicked in the face.
‘Women must be kicked in the face.’
Bit extreme? I’d say so, maybe a good face F*, if only to stop them moaning for a while.
Sparta also incorporated slavery in an extreme. Slaves were passed on through inheritance.
Why is it that a website about men and for men, that clearly states that women aren’t welcome, has nearly as many women writing in as men? They are urgently trying to get in, like bony half starved dogs trying to get into a trash can where someone has tossed out half a Thanksgiving Dinner?
Because they realise men talking in this way is dangerous to their current social standing and future dreams of total control.
>> You could take a woman a half mile out of town and say, “See all that ass kicking going on over there? Shut the fuck up.”
Amazing.
Well, in 300, a woman (the oracle) was asked her opinion, and you know what Leonidas did? Went and fucked those Persians up anyway. Nice.
Though when I heard Gerard Butler went and starred in a chick-flick, he lost all my man-respect. Pussy.
Iniquitous
I share Carmilla’s mask
A gaunt mephitic voyeur
On the black side of the glass
Peering through the mirror
Deep dark and ominous
Consorting themes, demons I weave
Subservience from thee to lost
I am Corinthian light
A snake in flowers by night
The last temptation of christ
Evil in mortal…
Disguise the guilt
Sharp-eyed, impassive whore
Burn the asafoetida
and rank petriachor
Lure me panthered Faustia
With cunt and veiled womb
To prowl thy inner sanctum walls
In Tirgoviste to resume
Control
Seduction, my obsessive art
A pantheon of tragedies inscribed upon the stars
Like thistled ruin, garbed around thy heart
Bacchanal Cinderella, desirious midnight passed
Leaving thee as sacrifice asleep within my arms
‘Midst dreams od robed redemption versed in sexual aftermath
When we ebb as tides together, carnal souls entwined
And orgasms expire, come puppet wires and the blind
(Purge)
Fires work in me
A lithe supremacy
I tear asunder heaven as I would all enemies
Impaler Lord
Flesh upon the sword
My lower lusts are sated, the greater herald war
I am thirst, spearheaded hunger
Sacrament and pain
Nails raked in savagery
When the cruel Countessa came
Exalt!
The Queen of death-white winter enthroned
Evil resplendent, in dusk red seething skies
Foam-flecked nightmares drag a moon
Of Draconian design
A love that never dies
Nefarious silhouettes to rise
When stars fall pale
And to drown back in Her eyes
Is to madden ghosts within
To unhinge a thousand sins
From Death’s dark vale
“Blessed be these spells of winter
Unto us that wait with patience in
This secret garden
To storm our way into another
As yes undone”
(Surge)
Desert claims Eden
And Hyperborean
Visions of Utopia are driven from the sun
Iconoclast
Before thee angels clasped
In nakedness their ochre flesh
Shall yield to thy advance
She is all to me
Mysterious, alive
The howling in the deep woods
When cold festal stars aligned
A lurid moon looms; phosphorent, evil
Yesod vested in despotic upheaval
Silvering wolves that scarlet forest snow
Forgotten ones ebter as above, so below
The trees groan aghast as ghostly pallored clouds are rent
When the drunken earth heaves, sweep aside seas to ascend
From Sheol’s dank haunted wilderness
Thy seal upon Nuit’s starry vault to incense the sleepers,
dead
Queen of Winter, throned
The murderess lurked in vulgar caresses
Vestal masturbation
(Purity) Overthrown
Darkness
In raven feathered dress
Sides with Death at chess
Their pawns are many and the enemy
Powerless
When the miscreants fell dead
She took to conjuring spells in the cusp of the night
And the bestial floor shook with terrible life
I rise before thee Queen
To feed our lusts on the blood of the weak
To rule heaven and worlds crawling beneath
Satanic Tyranny
Dick, I am all for free speech. But do we have to let this broad post entire fuckin poems? Let her LINK to them. I’m serious this is stupid broad bullshit.
The poem sucked too. I know because I refused to read it. If it were a good poem I would have read it.
NOT to mention that it wasnt a poem HE wrote.
A POEM FOR CUNTS – FROM ONE MAN TO ANOTHER
Women are irrational, that’s all there is to that.
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags.
They’re nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags.
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square,
Eternally noble, historic’ly fair,
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat…
Well, why can’t a woman be like THAT?
Why do girl do everything the others do?
Can’t a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev’rything their mothers do?
Why don’t they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can’t a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please,
Whenever you are with them, you’re always at ease,
Would you be slighted if I didn’t speak for hours?
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
Well, why can’t a woman be like YOU?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there’s one with slight defects.
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit…
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can’t a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
Well, why can’t a woman be like US?
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can’t a woman be a CHUM?
Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight’ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don’t they straighten up the mess that’s inside?
Why can’t a woman behave like a man?
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing?
And carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I’m going?
Then why can’t a woman…. be like ME?
- My Fair Lady
(Best Picture 1964)
NOTE: THESE WORDS WERE WRITTEN –>> FOR A REASON.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Good poem Chris. This from a non poetic man. Quicky on female logic, rarely can the two words be used in the same sentence without there also being a negative present. I said rarely, surely there must be a few of them that actually have some.
The last paragraph of this article succinctly sums up modern women !
No it was a real war…
The movie however O_O
I know you have to be kidding.
@ Matt
Aww come on now, we’re not all so terrible are we…? ;) haha, I can just imagine what kind of answer I will get to that…
No, this site is still off limits for females.
Finally =) A normal woman I can relate to on here ;)
Attention “CallMeCowgirl” your attempts to earn brownie points are futile. Know your role!
Semantics = Coolest female ever.
I think that most of you guys are right.
Marriage should have alot of sex…I agree that marriage was created for the sole purpose of keeping whores out of existence, so claiming “your woman” in order to obtain tons of sex is a pretty reasonable thing. I don’t understand why so many women have a problem with that.
I would leave my spouse if they stopped having sex with me. Marriage is for sex, as made clear before…if I wanted a relationship with mushy lies and Iloveyou’s, and no sex, I would just get an un-serious relationship…
By the way, I’m a female. Haha…I agree with what most of these statements of why Men are better than women, but not all women are like that.
Some are good, and don’t act like fucking morons.
I like to think that I don’t fall into the fucking moron category…
I enjoy this site, it makes me laugh. You all have very good points, haha.
“I think that most of you guys are right.”
What else is new? Guys tend to be right. Ladies, not so much.
“Marriage should have alot of sex”
SHOULD. But it normally doesn’t.
“I agree that marriage was created for the sole purpose of keeping whores out of existence”
Marriage was invented for the sole purpose of producing offspring and maintaining a family. THAT IS IT. Nothing to do with preventing prostitution or any such nonsense.
“I would leave my spouse if they stopped having sex with me.”
That’s because you are a cheating whore! It is not up to the woman to decide on having sex. The woman ought to satisfy the man. I’m not condoning rape, as women should be allowed to refuse sex. However, women should not ‘enjoy’ sex, they should merely accept it. MEN DO NOT EXIST TO PLEASE WOMEN.
“Marriage is for sex, as made clear before…if I wanted a relationship with mushy lies and Iloveyou’s, and no sex, I would just get an un-serious relationship…”
Marriage is NOT for sex. Only a stupid broad like Semantics would be dumb enough to believe that! No man EVER got married for sex, well excluding some retarded men who had the delusional belief that marriage is a pass to free sex. The fact is unmarried men generally have MORE sex than married men. The sex is generally better in quality and greater in quantity. A single man has the opportunity for sex with MORE woman, and even more sex within a short-term monogamous relationship (because married couples have less sex with the passage of time).
Marriage may not be about “mushy lies and Iloveyou’s” or any other romantic bullshit (marriage has very little to do with romance), but it is not about “sex” either. When a man gets married he prepares to bid RIP to his sex life. Only a broad would believe that people marry for sex, which is why broads are stupid.
“By the way, I’m a female.”
Which explains your stupidity.
“I agree with what most of these statements of why Men are better than women…”
Probably because they are true, as you yourself demonstrate.
“…but not all women are like that.”
Wrong. ALL women are like that.
“Some are good, and don’t act like fucking morons.”
Really? I would like to meet one. Perhaps they do not exist.
“I like to think that I don’t fall into the fucking moron category”
But alas, you do. And not JUST because you are a woman, but your woefully incorrect statements demonstrate it.
“I enjoy this site, it makes me laugh. You all have very good points”
Indeed he does make good points. That is more than can ever be said about you. Now no more posts from you! Semantics, why don’t you be a dear and get me some tea. That is one of the few non-sexual uses for your kind, and I would rather not enter the saggy pussy of a cheating whore like yourself.
Well, Dick, not to contradict your awesomeness, but Leonidas DID look over at his wife for an opinion when he was about to pwn the fuck out of that messenger.
Even in the movie, though, they respected women. Because “Only brave Spartan women give birth to real men”. Therefore, unless you have Spartan in your bloodline, we’re all women, and this website is a fucking paradox.
Nice comeback on Dr. Phil, btw
Banzai, that is perhaps the most manly of manly man-rants I have seen in a long time.
The best part? There is a lazy ass female out there somewhere that can’t get you to pay for her shit………….a True Man!
Fuck Dr. Phil, Banzai should help men with manly man-psychology.
(Head fucks aren’t cheap either you know)
Sorry, I goofed this up somehow. This is a continuance to my response to FMW above.
I read further and the add read something like this:
“single, stay at home mom of two seeking mature, stable and generous man. Must love children.
Holy crap, Let’s filter this through our man brain.
What it really says is:
“ARE THERE ANY MEN OUT THERE THAT CAN BAIL ME OUT BECAUSE I’M SUCH A FUCKEN LAZY CUNT AND CAN’T KEEP A MAN”
I’m lazy and will not cook, clean or fuck, but I will expect to be married asap and will expect all the perks, rights and privilages of a marriage without regards to your rights of that agreement.
I want to go out every night and party with other like-minded crack whores (don’t wait up for me).
Since you have money, I won’t waste my time bettering myself and besides, when this joyride of a marriage is over, I’ll simply take you to the cleaners for a fist-fucking of epic proportions.
I can’t believe my ex kicked me to the curb for continually withholding sex (I did buy him a “fleshlight” on our anniversary).
BTW, I’ll expect you to adopt my kids and put them through college.
Please hurry as my welfare is about to run out and mom says the rent is due. I can’t support my kids and don’t even know who their fathers are. What I do know about them is they liked to get “jiggy wid it”
I hope your rich because “crack”, “crystal meth” and my addictions to expensive clothing, and clubbing are not cheap.
You get the gist.
Man, how blatant. How scarry. Hard to believe that there are women that roam the earth with grandiose expectations.
-Banzai
I’ll sum it up:
1. She married low-IQ thug in her early 20s.
2. Low IQ thug fucked off, leaving her with dysfunctional family.
3. She wants Mr Stable and Solvent to pick up the pieces.
4. Mr Solvent says, Fuck You, bitch!
And this is the new model of Anglo-American society.
FMW,
I couldn’t agree more!! I was humoring myself the other day and couldn’t help but notice a personal add in my local paper. The bold header said “ARE THERE ANY REAL MEN OUT THERE”