Crossing the Fucking Street
Men are better than women at crossing the street. Crossing the goddamn street.
At some point in the grand discourse of men and their being better than women, it’s not the new techniques which women employ to make spectacles and embarrassments of themselves. It’s the way their natural incompetence manifests itself in daily life. Or is that at every point in the discourse? Who cares.
Take something like a bag of shit. We can all agree that a bag of shit is a vile and bad thing, and not as good as say an orange or a bag of oranges — or a pair of oranges in sack. I think we know what I’m talking about.
But can a bag of crap irritate and annoy in new and interesting ways depending on the setting. Of course it can. You can put a bag of shit on a porch, on a car, how about on a street corner? Light it on fire and it’s a totally different game — an even worse game.
Well that’s what I’m talking about today. A five foot six bag of shit on fire, standing on the goddamn corner, and either crossing or not crossing the street while gabbing into her fucking cell phone.
Whenever you see a redheaded woman, you know you’re in to get fucked. Not proper fucked. I’m talking about the kind of fucked you are when you’re fifteenth in a string of cars trying to turn and some retarded baboon is standing on the corner gabbing away on her cell phone completely oblivious to the way every single fucking car in the line stops to see if she’s going to cross the street. It’s funny yes, but it’s not.
Women have absolutely no idea what kind of signals they send out. They’re like marionettes attached to paint mixers just flouncing along like wet rags with no brain. They never ask themselves things like, “Do I look like I’m about to cross the street?” or “Do I look like I’m trolling for cock?”
That was crass and I apologize. It’s exactly how women think though. And they think it all the time.
Men are completely the opposite. At all times, men are aware of ourselves and our role in our surroundings. That’s because if it had been some redheaded man standing on the corner and clusterfucking traffic for five minutes, eventually someone would have thrown a half-eaten hamburger or a Masterlock at the shmuck. Lesson learned, which it never had to be in the first place because we’re talking about a man.
So why isn’t the same courtesy shown to women? Why didn’t I throw my McDonald’s fries at the shrew? It matched her hair.
I’ll tell you why. It’s not because of some horseshit notion of chivalry or “equity” — whatever the hell that means. It’s because women can’t help it. They know it too. Next time you’re with a woman, keep track of how she behaves when other people are fucking up. Guess which sex gets her more outraged purely on acts of doing — purely on acts of holding everyone up due to stupidity.
Men. That’s because all women are misogynists. Wouldn’t you be?
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I need one page of your comments that reads
“WOMEN SHOULD NOT EXIST”
So basically, everyone, cough, man…, needs to post what I quoted only once each, or more if you are feeling it, so we can make a statement and rebel against women so we can flog them before they put up there cunt work!
Uhhh, my man, we need women for babies and tits, non-productive reasons really, but nonetheless, we do NEED them, but not they way they think we need them.
Is this guy for real? CROSSING THE STREET?!
My stomach hurts from laughin
I see it differently, not that I ever went this low to question such a trivial problem… Never saw it that way, sorry , you have deeper issues brewing.
With pop tarts, everything they say or do has some deep feministic and mystical reason to exist; men have issues. Shut the phuck up, women can’t even brew good coffee much less recognize dysfunction. If they could, women would be the most well adjusted people on Earth; we know that ain’t right without even checking our notes.
*veered their eyes away* Typo.
I wonder who is the ignorant fuck. If you thrust a pair of tits in front of a man, he will look. That is human nature and biological. Alright, what happens then if the men veered their guys away? Wont you call them gay? Hypocritical, eh?
You are the dumbass. You cant do something as simple as control your eyes. you cant even do that.
Right, men have more important things to conduct seasonally, than a search for the latest fashion.
Would it be so tough to save part of last year’s wardrobe for this year, if this year’s choices are only suited for tempting oogling?
Gheezh!!!
Spambot^.
@ Lolerscaters: Mantastic suggestions! Only one problem though.
Never place a cap on women’s stupidity.
It should also be illegal for women to be fat. Fat women should be put into defatting camps where they are made to exercise and not eat.
Dancing is stupid I hate dancing. Women are stupid and they like dancing, therefore women are double stupid.
Why do women like “dancing and having a good time with friends”. That should be banned.
Un married women should have a monthly sex quota they are forced to complete at a registered government sex house where they are put into little cubicles for men to sex, pending presentation of the weekly coupon. This should be a debt to man society women are forced to pay up until their 27th birthday for being stupid and causing problems with their stupid. It should also be impossible to rape your wife.
Thus the world would be a better place.
wow this topic made no sense and you ramble way too much. i’ll try another one
Given that they gain astonishing amounts of weight and volume after 30 and/or with each litter they whelp, if I had those amounts in dollars, I wouldn’t be here writing this.
I’d be telling the captain where to sail the 90 foot yacht which I would be calling home.
Unless I was in a hurry, then I guess I’d just tell the pilot where I wanted the Boeing Business Jet flown. G5? Get real….
Women with disfunctional genetals like Female need taboo alternate universe fantasism to wetten them.
If her fantasy is that men are weak and effeminate, she’ll never find a “man” who is. But she’ll find some skinny fuck crackhead who talks nonstop because he’s high.
Skinny/fat mouth = weak and effeminate.
Of course, this could all be solved by someone simply cutting her throat, which is the fate she deserves.
That’s just a new-age fetish about men being more weak and effiminate. I know I would die before I would let anyone control me like that, or resort to my instincts.
A man’s ability to accept female power won’t be gone in 10,000 years.
That chick’s a total cunt.
You got to be fucking kidding!!!…..Women bitch, whine and moan about men no longer doing these kinds of behaviors(example: open doors for women). But, If such behavoir is not delivered in the “right” way or spirit, we are told to “fuck off!”? WHAT A CROCK!! All the women reading this, realize YOU WANTED THIS!!! You said you wanted equality, well guess what sweetheart, you got it. So dont cry me a god damn river about it.
The only two things I see women being good at are, being martyrs for the feminist movement, and being constantly wrong, in the belief that all men are mind readers.
As a great man once said, I will now say to you Female…..”Get off the cross woman…..we need the wood.”
Right on: I offered to help a coworker across a busy street (she was looking the other way and the cars were coming fast the other way), and was told to fuck off. Nice. And guess where she was going? To the fucking drug store to get tampons. I should have pushed the bitch into the traffic and had a smoke and a drink afterward to celebrate.
And watch the women jump all over that with proof.
Hehe, not even a an attempt.
You see women only want men to admit to being equal and grant them special privledges and they are only hoping men won’t call their bluff..
Congruent = the same as.
Panda femate, equal in what? I assume we’re talking some kind of averages here as I don’t see how talking about any other form of comparison would make any sense or have any point – not to mention I can’t think of another way to do it. For the sake of argument let’s kis and use algebraic averaging and stay away from controversial poorly defined, unmeasurable biometrics like intelligence.
Total volume of living women over number of living women compared to total volume of living men over number of living men. Equal?
Total body mass of living women over number of living women compared to total body mass of living men over number of living men. Equal?
Total height of living women over number of living women compared to total height of living men over number of living men. Equal?
Total body surface of living women over number of living women compared to total body surface of living men over number of living men. Equal?
Total electrical resistance of living women over number of living women compared to total electrical resistance of living men over number of living men. Equal?
Total muscle mass of living women over number of living women compared to total muscle mass of living men over number of living men. Equal?
The list goes on and on. I’ll simply rely on my manly common sense and wisdom to tell me that men and women are not (have not been and will not likely be), on average, remotely equal in biometrics but that, in fact, men are, on average, far better than women in every respect, biometrically speaking.
You, however, I cordially invite to statistically prove me wrong (prove that men and women are in fact equal or so nearly so that we can assume they are – in principle).