Why Women Can’t Drive: Part 4?
Women can’t drive.
Women can’t drive.
Women can’t drive.
Christ, I sound like a parrot — or worse. I nearly sound like a woman!
Not so fast. Like usual, I have a whole new trough of proof for your greedy man snouts. Proof that women can’t drive. And this proof is so man tight, I wouldn’t recommend wearing it as underpants because it will lower your sperm count.
What do Liberace and women have in common?
Well, they both love dick. I’m not talking about me. I never met Liberace. I’m talking about having sex with men. Liberace did it in a tasteful and subtle way, obviously, while women do it with velour pantsuits two sizes too small for their fat asses and with the words “Booty” and “Licious” embroidered across the broadside. Those aren’t even words.
Liberace and women also both wear so many fucking rings they can’t drive for shit.
Remember those Looney Tunes where Bugs Bunny dressed Elmer Fudd up as a woman? You know why that was so funny? Because Elmer Fudd is bald as fuck and pudgy. He doesn’t look anything like a woman. I laugh in the exact same way whenever I see a woman driving. They don’t look like drivers at all! They look like prostitutes.
Fingernails the size of cockroaches, high-heeled, platform sandals, a car ten times bigger than any woman ever has been strong enough to handle — I could go on, and I will; ridiculously sized sunglasses, fingers full of fucking rings, bangs — breasts! How the fuck are women supposed to drive with those goddamn things. That’s like a man trying to cross his legs or crying. We can’t because our enormous balls get in the way.
Go put a jewelry store on your hands and see how well you drive. It’ll be perfectly because you’re a man, but imagine if you were a women. You’d fuck it up. Your hands would be sliding all over the wheel like it was made of baby oil.
Men are so great, we could drive if it was raining baby oil. We could drive a tank with a bucket of rocks if we needed to. Who do you think has been getting all these pregnant broads to the hospital for the last hundred years? Not Madonna.
Liberace probably could drive a car wearing a dozen rings, but he didn’t have to because he made a hundred million dollars doing something a hundred times more complicated. That’s men for you. Always topping themselves with splendor like a man flavoured sundae with an Awesome Berry on top. That’s why a woman will never be president. Attractive women don’t go into politics.
Women do everything fucking backwards.
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statistically, men get in more accidents than woman every year
That statistic doesn’t count the number of times the same women that have gotten into multiple accidents, within the same time frame. Compared to men, women actually cause 3 times more accidents.
Actually, statistically, men have a LOWER accident rate than whimmin (men drive about twice the miles per unit time that whimmin do).
And if Danica Patrick was as capable as the men on the circuit, shouldn’t she have WON a race or THREE by now, as she’s (up until recent rule changes) enjoyed the HIGHEST power-to-weight ratio in the series…yes, of ANY driver.
It’s true…whimmin don’t like a good joke…especially themselves (REAL competitors, in any of life’s endeavors, wouldn’t accept an artificial advantage in ANYTHING).
MenAreBetterThanWhimmin…Still,AndAgain.
Statistically men are smarter than women. Stick your statistics in your trunk, women drive like so much crap and CAUSE the accidents men find themselves involved.
By the way, she did not hit a “pedestrian” she hit a crew member from another team who was yacking it up in the pit lane, not paying attention instead of getting the fuck out of the way.
Just like a woman to make excuses instead of accepting personal responsibility for her actions.
A woman would actually say “The pedestrian hit the paint on my car… and then went under it.”
That’s how fucking irresponsible women actually are.
Well, i didn’t hit anyone, so it’s not my place to take personal responsibility for this accident. However, She did take responsibility.
Would you really call a pit worker, wandering around in the pit lane during a race a “pedestrian”? What if this man had been a woman? You would rant and rave about how stupid she was and you would be right.
Well if you wouldn’t call him a “pedestrian”…
what would you call him?
A FISH???
Christ you’re fucking stupid.
Winning the Indy 500 is not important enough to hit a pedestrian – under any circumstances.
DRIVING IS NOT YOUR “RIGHT”.
ITS A PRIVILEGE YOU MUST EARN.
Why don’t women GET that????
No matter how hard you beat it into their dense, fucking cunt skulls, everything is their “right”. What an OFF-THE-CHART sense of entitlement (and zero responsibility) these bitches have.
You get to run over a pedestrian even if they are crossing on a red light yakking on their phone.
WHY??
BECAUSE DRIVING IS NOT YOUR “RIGHT”.
ITS A PRIVILEGE YOU MUST EARN.
Go away, dildo your ass and think about it.
I never said that hitting pedestrians was OK.
What i actually said was THIS
A PIT WORKER wandering around in the PIT LANE is not a pedestrian.
This is not comparable to someone walking onto a public road and getting hit, because a RACETRACK is not a place for PEDESTRIANS. It is a place of work for RACECAR DRIVERS.
You are diverting the issue because you know damn well, this guy was not a “pedestrian” this guy was an employee at a workplace, who shouldnt have been wandering around, not paying attention in the PIT LANE.
A PIT WORKER wandering around in the PIT LANE is not a pedestrian.
YES …. HE…. IS.
YOU…. STUPID….. CUNT.
Finally this dumb cunt Sarah not be beyond repair after all!!
Stupid bitch said: “… because a RACETRACK is not a place for PEDESTRIANS. It is a place of work for RACECAR DRIVERS.”
Kinda like THIS WEBSITE is NOT a place for WOMEN.
It’s a place for MEN.
Someone can now hit Sarah and she won’t mind.
Preferably with a car!!!
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Chris,
I think I read some of your comments on Match.com.
Funniest exchanges ever, and that includes Basil and Manuel.
Someone bring that guy a frothing round of man-points…!
Nah man that’s bitch-terminology for all major fuck ups by a women are “Minor Hiccups”
Yes, thats right hit me with a car.
Dumbass.
The internet is for everyone.
There is no such thing as a “men only” website.
I thought there might be a shred if logic in your brain, but nope, not at all.
Your mother should have aborted you.
Kickasssarah is as dumb as a bag of hammers. For your information, you idiot, Danica Patrick NEVER won the Indy 500; she has won ONE race in 5+ years. Put your lips around that. As far as there is no ’such thing as a male only web site’; news flash, this is it. That is like saying there are no hypocritical and double standard ‘women only’ colleges. If women weren’t such raving hypocrites, they could think outside the box and think logically; yet they are wholly unable to do so in any manner of speaking. Like Obama, they are in love with their own voice. Do us a solid? Shut the fuck up.
Women understand Indy car racing about as much as men understand female gossip fests. Panica Tantrick is a whiny wench that drives like a spoiled brat, but whines like a pro. Kickasssarah has made my argument for me with her idiotic, malformed, and inaccurate assessment of her ‘hero’. (hurl)
Danica Patrick. Enough said, you lose, the end.
Danica Patrick hit a pedestrian. You lose harder. Now lick three fingers and slip them into your smelly twat.
No. I do not lose. Danica Patrick still drives better than you. And so do all the other female race car drivers. Why are you so gross? I don’t understand your need to say such disgusting things. It makes me cringe actually.
Yes you lost.
I’ve NEVER been in an accident.
NEVER filed an insurance claim.
NEVER hit a pedestrian.
I am a better – and more responsible – driver than Danica Patrick.
I’m glad you’re cringeing.
Does that mean you’re gonna leave?
Only a woman walks into a room where she KNOWS she is not invited or welcome to be…. and then WHINES, CRINGES and COMPLAINS because a guy said something “gross”.
Fuck, women are stupid.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Have you ever won the Indy 500?
Can Danica Patrick speak 4 languages or play Rachmaninov’s variations on a theme of Paganini for piano – from memory…. while being able to say she never hit a pedestrian without LYING??
Chris, you think women are stupid, but i’d bet my paycheck that i have a higher IQ than you do. My IQ is more than the weight of the average male. You can say whatever you want about stupidity, but you are the only one in this argument who is demonstrating it.
Your IQ and paycheck??
Why are you pretending that a man’s IQ or paycheque is the deciding factor on whether or not you will suck his cock????
And what if you found out that I actually DO make more money than you. Then you would probably implode…. while standing in that cess pool of the blood from your own snatch.
What does any of that have to do with driving. She won the Indy 500, did you?
She hit a pedestrian. That has EVERYTHING to do with unsafe – irresponsible – driving.
Every good driver knows… you drive your own car into a wall before you hit a pedestrian.
Christ you’re a fucked up cunt.
1. I never said anything about sucking anyones cock.
2. I never said anything about how much money i make.
I’m sure you do make more money than me. Im 23, you’re probably old and men usually make more money.
What i DID say was THIS
I would bet my next paychek that MY IQ is HIGHER than YOURS. It was just an offhand statement about the fact that I am confident in my being smarter than a person who feels the need to constantly bring my vagina into a debate about female drivers.
Whatever you need to believe sweety.
Whatever you need to believe.
You just keep telling yourself that.
Carry on.
Oh c’mon, you’re giving up already?
Just giving up on YOU. Because you’re worthless. Which is exactly what the last guy who fucked you and chucked you thought.
That’s all you’re good for.
Fucking and chucking.
Now if you don’t mind…
I have better women to do.
It appears as if you’re giving up on the argument because you can’t win.
Danica Patrick won the Indy 500 and you did not. You claim she hit a “pedestrian” which is not true, unless a crew member from another team wandering around in the pit lane, not paying attention is a pedestrian.
I also have never been “fucked and chucked” lol
But, suit yourself. If you want to end the argument, so be it.
have a nice day.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Note to all men: Listen to this bitch.
You could be a pedestrian crossing the street on a RED LIGHT and this is the kind of cunt who would HIT YOU WITH ZERO REMORSE while rigorously maintaining the pedestrian was “not paying attention”.
Fuckin’ unbelievable.
And the hooker pretends to have an IQ.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
So you are saying that walking across a public street is the same as hanging around in the pit lane while a race is going on, yammering to your friend? You would call this man a pedestrian??
What would you call him.
A fish?
Go fist yourself
I would call him a pit worker. Maybe an absent minded pit worker. But not a pedestrian. There are no pedestrians on racetracks.
Well a court of law would call you a stupid irresponsible cunt if you think it’s acceptable to hit a pedestrian under any circumstances.
There are not USUALLY pedestrians crossing roads on a red light either.
Does that mean you get to hit him ya fucked up cunt?
I DO NOT think its acceptable to hit a pedestrian under ANY circumstances.
You are missing my point. This guy was NOT A PEDESTRIAN. He was a PIT WORKER in the PIT LANE of a RACETRACK. Did you get that? Not a public road…A RACETRACK.
The report of the accident states that the guy was talking to another pit worker when he walked out into the pit lane with his back turned to the oncoming car. He should have been paying attention since he was a professional at a WORKPLACE. And NOT a pedestrian.
I am not missing the point you fucking insane worthless piece of shit.
It doesn’t matter WHERE a PEDESTRIAN (human bi ped) is…. there is no excuse for hitting one.
FUCK OFF AND DIE.
SCUM.
1. Humans are all Bi-peds
biped – (bpd)
An animal having two feet, such as a bird or human.
2. Being a bi-ped does not make you a pedestrian
Pedestrian – A person traveling on foot, whether walking or running. In some communities, those traveling using roller skates, skateboards, and similar devices are also considered to be pedestrians. The term mostly refers to someone walking on a road or footpath.
THIS GUY WAS A PROFESSIONAL WORKING AT A RACETRACK, NOT A PEDESTRIAN.
So….
By a woman’s reasoning, she would find it acceptable if a man said “The woman I hit with my car was a hooker who should not be selling sex on the street. I ran over her because I was racing my buddy. She is not a pedestrian.”
Its official. Sarah is out of her mind.
Someone please tell her fiancee she is a cheating whore with no sense of morality,…. and I would like to thank her for setting the example.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
No, that would not be acceptable because a public road is a public road, where pedestrians belong. However a racetrack is a racetrack, where professional employees belong.
Any other questions?
If you DO have any more questions, try to make them smart ones, OK? Thanks.
Did your mother have any children that lived?
Great movie.
By the way,
You’ve been owned.
BAM
You couldn’t own an original thought.
Interestingly enough, I have presented many original thoughts during the course of our discussions. You, however, have only regurgitated things ive heard a lot of people on this site say already, including incorrect sweeping generalizations of the female sex, insults and movie quotes.
BAM
owned x3
But what if the grapes REALLY ARE sour????
Just because not “ALL” woman are like that…. doesn’t mean a GREAT MANY of them aren’t.
YOU have already fallen over yourself to demonstrate that you ARE like that. Spending more time with me than your own fiancee. He should dump your worthless hooker no-morality-having ass.
But here is the interesting question. Are women who “ARE LIKE THAT” direct, open and honest about it?????
No.
You cunts LIE….. and CONCEAL it.
For as long as you can get away with it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
My fiance is not home. If he were i would be making him dinner, not talking to you.
The thing about that is, they cant lie about it convincingly. You can tell by a womans actions and the way she carries herself what kind of person she is.
Here are some tips:
If she has a pound of makeup on, she is “like that”
If she dresses like a whore, she is “like that”
If she is obnoxious and laughs like a donkey, she is “like that”
The kind of women you speak of are VERY EASY to spot.
Does you fiance knows that you Sarah are here everyday, for the last few months, many hours a day and night, under different names, secretly masturbating while typing shit messages all over MRBTW site???
No they are not. You are mistresses of LIES and DECIET and so are you. Everything you do is about COVERING SOMETHING UP … every single day of your life.
• Your age.
• Your hair color
• Your weight
• Your boobs
• Your wrinkles
• Your Morality
• Your responsibilities
• Your ethics
• Yourself.
… and the endless list goes on.
If gold-digging cuntwhores like that were “easy to spot” you should probably talk with more divorced men who got fucked no through no fault of their own.
So you can stop pretending.
We are AWARE of the TRUE nature of women.
Howver clevery you worthless skanks sneak up on a mirror….. your reflection will always look you straight in the eye.
I mean your “fiance”.
LOL
Ive only posted here 2 days.
And i show him my posts so he can get a laugh out of your pure ignorance.
You mistakenly think you know the truth and that is dangerous for you.
You wouldn’t know the truth if it bitch slapped you in the face.
I know this because of your lame and non-sensical answers.
For example
Chris think that lying, sneaky, shallow bitches are hard to spot.
Here is why he’s wrong
• Your age. Women can lie about their age all they want, but you’re telling me you cant see through that bullshit? Heres a tip, if her face looks like a stretched out piece of saran wrap, she’s old as fuck.
• Your hair color If a woman dies her hair, she has roots, there not hard to spot. Especially if it’s blonde. Here’s a tip: If her hair is so blonde that it’s practically white, she’s not a natural blonde.
• Your weight How is this difficult to spot?! If shes fat, shes fat!
• Your boobs Once again, how is this difficult to spot? If they’re big, they’re big, if they’re not, they’re not.
• Your wrinkles Goddamnit, if shes wrinkly shes wrinkly! This will be obvious! You cannot get a full body lift! Heres a tip: If her elbows look like fried eggs on a nail, shes old as fuck regardless of what her face looks like.
• Your Morality Actions speak louder than words. A person can say that they are moral all they want, but If they aren’t, you’ll be able to plainly see it.
• Your responsibilities Please clarify. How do you lie about responsibilities? You either take responsibility or you don’t. Once again, easy to spot.
• Your ethics See Morality
Any questions?
Oh honey… *I* don’t think you bitches are hard to spot. You’re so fucking transparent, its not even funny.
What IS funny… is how you manage to pretend you are NOT a worthless fucking skankwhore.
You need to be selling your shit to your fiancee. He’s buying. We’re not.
And I’m afraid this will never get you laid.
If anyone wants an insight into this Sarah Cunt’s morality… all they need to do is scroll UP. It’s all there in black and blue.
menarebetterthanwomen.
Oh really! You dont think they’re hard to spot?!
Lets review
Sarah: These bitches are easy to spot.
Chris: No they are not.
Sarah: Yes they are, and heres why…(logical explanation)
Chris: Oh honey… *I* don’t think you bitches are hard to spot. You’re so fucking transparent, its not even funny.
HAHAHA you contradict yourself on a regular basis, dummy.
Oh *I* can spot them.
It’s poor suckers who marry you worthless skanks (and the divorced men I mentioned) who don’t know any better.
You are beyond delusional.
LOL
No matter what you say about me, its not going to make it true.
You contradicted yourself.
The end.
And that will be the conclusion of my posting on this subject!
“and you can suck a dick if you think i ended it wrong
fuck, you and i’m gone!”
Can you guess who that is?
ahhhh i bet you cant
BAM
No matter what you say about me, its not going to make it true.
And for once…. you and I are in total agreement.
But anyone who reads what YOU said about YOU will know its true.
If I ever hit a woman on the street with my car, I will be sure to have the officer contact you…. then you can tell him “Oh no he didn’t hit her. That Ameriskank wasn’t supposed to be there! She’s not a pedestrian.”
Just like you’re not supposed to be HERE.
Thanks for giving men everywhere license to beat you.
menarebetterthanwomen.
lol i agree though big sunglasses and bangs = horrible driver. also lipstick too how could anyone possibly drive a car with lipstick on? its practically impossible heh
ill tell you what women are good for
they’re good for 3 things only, and only these three things. The Following:
1. Cooking
2. Cleaning
3. Reproduction
actually, take out number #1. Most of them aren’t even good at cooking.
so there you have it, good for cleaning and reproducing the human race.
that’s all there good for. and if you think their good for anything else, then you must be either an idiot or a mangina.
wow this is really funny girls get too easily offended i mean really who cares what others think you know how many wrecks you’ve got in and how many times you’ve been pulled over and guys always try to justify things they do even when facts are against them hilarious
Did you hear about that guy who derailed a train texting people?
Yeah he was probably texting and doing about a hundred miles an hour. That doesn’t mean he’s a bad driver it just means he isn’t used to multi tasking at those speeds. See women crash all the time, Usually texting, putting on make up or something of the like. And how fast are they going when they crash? like 5 miles an hour through an empty parking lot. So yeah a man made a mistake; it’s only human. But look at how fast he had to be going to make a mistake.
Wow, you’re an idiot. He was actually going about 42 mph. Nice try, though.
No; but I know of few if any whimmin who would have the presence of mind or physical strength TO derail such an inattentive behemoth – shame on you, train!
menare-onaverageandalmostcategorically-betterthanwhimmin
… Women are more conscious drivers, and because they are more conscious to what other people are thinking, they are more prone to do things, like driving slower and letting the other person in the car go at the expense of the other people behind her.
and there are such thing as professional drivers that are women.
If another woman needs to be let in because she can’t manage a simple lane change or merge without the benevolence of others, that’s fine as long as it doesn’t make me use my brakes.
I will, on occasion, allow another driver in front of me because of the woman blocking the lane in front of him. I do not brake to allow this, nor does he change lanes in a fasion that forces me to brake. Anything else would be obstruction of traffic, which is actually a ticketable offence where I’m from.
Also, allowing someone to merge by slowing down isn’t conscious, its conscientious. I understand that the difference may seem minor to you. I assure you it is not.
Communicating properly so that the true meaning does not have to be inferred is one of the many reasons men are better than women.
My mother has a flawless driving record, my father has had over 50 tickets… Not that men are worse drivers either.
thats because your dad did all the driving, and your mom sat in the back seat
At least it was just herself, there was another story where this woman got her children killed trying to get by some trains. Ms train operator at least deserves points for just offing herself.
Apparently women can’t drive trains either: http://www.dailynewstribune.com/news/x572883254/Test-today-will-recons truct-fatal-MBTA-crash
To sum it up, a female MBTA operator got herself killed by crashing into the back of another train – most likely due to the fact that she was on a cell phone and was going way too fast. Seriously, you don’t even have to steer a fucking train…
I was a Leopard 1A5 driver in the Dutch army. There is nothing more kickass and manly than driving a tank through the mud, running over trees and firing the 105mm gun while Rammstein’s “Feuer Frei” is blasting through the tank’s radio system. BANG BANG!
One time we drove through the city for transport purposes and one female driver was SO impressed (and distracted) by our display of manliness, that she crashed into a car that was waiting for the red light. What a dumb slut.
I would have crashed into a car as well. I respect men (and women) who put their lives on the line for their nations and their nations’ freedom. And at the same time, it makes me sad.
I am woman, hear me whore…. Go find a women’s group, you stupid twat. If I wanted to read your stupid shit, I’d go read it anywhere else. You and your stupid views have a 99.8% lock on the mainstream media, so take it on down the road. They’ll accept you anywhere else, believe me. Wonder why the country is so screwed up? Look no farther than the mirror.
What the fuck is your problem Woman Hear Me Roar, pricks?
You can’t tell someone to deny their religion for their own insecurities, you’re probably one fucked up lesbian pretending to be a guy, thinking you and all your “associates” will be accepted into society along with the gays. GET A FUCKING CLUE YOU STUPID BITCH!
Dear God, where to start?!! The most dangerous vehicle on the road is the woman in an SUV full of kids, doing 85 MPH while talking on the phone and looking into the mirror to make sure her lipstick isn’t smeared.
Men are bad drivers? NO!! Men are in more accidents statistically because the women cause the pileups and are usually lucky enough to get away clean. They pretend they don’t see the carnage behind them when they put the PITT maneuver on somebody else because they don’t have the proper spacial orientation and situational awareness to operate a vehicle. The woman causes the spin-out, a huge chain-reaction pileup happens, and then she cruises away like it never happened. Why is there blue paint on our bumper and front quarter panel? Woman says, “I don’t know, must be from some asshole in the mall parking lot.”
I conducted a little survey of my own. I have a compact parking near my house and had a variety of woman attempt to park my Chevy Silverado 1500 Ext. Cab in it for a one month period. It took some up to an hour to attempt at parking it.
With disastrous results.
Most wouldn’t even attempt to for fear of crashing the thing. Women can’t drive worth a shit!
- Sgt. Reyes
kudos must be gay…
just kidding kidos, your a man…
So are you a woman? You Are or you are a flaming homosexual.
Woman are worse than men, its fact.
One of the most common ways to settle this is a fight.
Lets cage fight some woman and see who wins…
And being gay wouldnt help.
’cause gay men behave like bitches too…
If a guy wants some peace and quiet in his life he’s gotta live like a monk!
Tragic
Why Why are we complelled to fuck them!
Tragic.