Why Women Hate Sex: Part 2
We all know women hate sex because they’re lousy at it. The missionary position proved that long before I was on Earth cracking the whip on the ass of women all over the place.
But why else do women hate the Horizontal Mambo? I’m a man so I don’t know the meaning of the word “stop” or “enough is enough”. That’s why we have things like cars and automatic pistols. If women ran the world we would have stopped after inventing a pile of wood and right before lighting it on fire.
Enough is enough! You already stacked all that wood!
Men are all about the extra mile.
Women hate the Beast with Two Backs because it takes the iron-fisted, tight-assed control over they crave over their lives and chucks it against the rocks. It also says ‘fuck you,’ at the same time like it’s really rubbing it in there for good measure. There’s only one thing women love more than diamonds, drama, and abusive boyfriends; and that’s control. As a man and having the natural inclination towards math that women lack, you can put 2 and 2 together: women hate fucking.
Men don’t need that delusion of control. We don’t live our lives in fantasy worlds where animals are children and genetics and ill-fitting trousers cause fatness over Frappaccinos and gold brickery. We men are perfectly happy no matter how things turn out because we know we did our man-best. We are the best so we did our best. It only makes sense.
That’s why men like fast cars, loose women, and short conversations. You might smash into a cliff or get your wallet stolen at any moment — or you might get yourself into a hilarious misunderstanding! The only thing you know for sure is that you’ll be on the move. That means progress.
Women need to feel like they have control over their lives because they don’t want responsibility over anything. They’re all children, and growing up for women is exactly like what you think would happen to those captive dolphins if they released any of them into the wild.
You know what I’m talking about? Probably — because you’re a man. Women are always bitching and moaning about dolphins and animals in zoos, but anyone with a brain knows from a mile away that those creatures would be completely fucked in the wild. That’s women without their precious rules and control. It’s like how your mother told you not to eat cookies and Kool-Aid all day when you were little because it would wreck your appetite. Fuck it. I’ll wreck my appetite if my desires incline me to do so. Then I’ll deal with the consequences. How bad could they be? I’m a man so I can handle anything life throws at me.
And that’s the point. That’s why we men like making the Bedroom Banjo and women don’t. We do what we want. We don’t shirk responsibility for our desires and we make our own rules.
We also don’t need our mothers telling us what to do when we’re thirty. That’s the last thing you need at that age; a woman telling you what to do.
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les: You can have them when we’re done, or if they’re as fat arsed as you.
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Why I Hate Women
Porn Iconoclast Al Goldstein Skewers the Female of the Species
A woman’s ability to draw us into a world of death and hell is not unlike the Venus’s-flytrap that lures and captures flies. In the same way the grizzly bear is drawn to honey and the great white shark is drawn to human flesh, men are but clay that women can mold into any shape they want. This is something I cannot stand. Women are the ultimate puppeteers, and men are the Pinocchios of the world.
It is because of this that I hate most women. I also hate their arrogance, their desire to show every part of their anatomy to entice us, their erratic moods, their periods, their need to ridicule the male and their general drive to castrate, critique and control us.
That said, when I go down on a woman—which I have been doing for 56 years—I always have the same game plan. I close my eyes because I do not want to look at the vile, jagged hunks of flesh that protrude out of her hole. Any orifice of the human body that has the temerity to be on a calendar schedule and bleed monthly is no different from prostate cancer or toes afflicted with athlete’s foot. Pussy is akin to a stinking armpit, so I close my eyes to avoid seeing a gaping, hair-filled opening.
I despise women because when trying to give one an orgasm, it’s like climbing Mount Everest. Her clit plays hide-and-seek with your tongue, and your attempt to get her off is like being in a war zone, dodging the friendly fire of a tired jaw and pubic hair in your teeth. Compared to her pussy, her ass should be condemned to the ninth circle of hell. Her mouth is usually filled with yesterday’s food and the many bacteria that have set up colonies there. The only real value for her piehole is to receive the offering of your cock and to splatter the inside of her larynx with your cum. If you look carefully down a woman’s throat, you will see a little village of life with accordion players and a miniature Disneyland.
Women are not completely to blame. We, as men, carry some responsibility too. Men are in desperate need of pussy based on our genetic makeup. We are witless, mindless and merely a product of biology. Our cocks are like boats in a storm seeking a safe harbor of warm slit. Women who have the depth and sensitivity of a pincushion take advantage of the man’s weakness, need and drive. This is merely an illusion and proves how wonderful women are at creating magic. Magicians use apparatus to create illusion. Women use sexual apparatus to ensnare us. I hate them because of their machinations and their very success in manipulating me to further their own selfish ends.
Why would I have married and given them all my money and homes were it not for my fantasy that they would make me happy, care for me and fulfill my needs? Was that ten-second ejaculation and 50-second blowjob worth the price I paid with my worldly riches?
Women do not need us as much because to them we are mere figments of their imagination. We are like a plaything that they want to strip bare before moving on. They do not take us seriously and only value our possessions. Look at me now—no money and no sex.
Another reason for my hatred is arguments. Men argue to make a point, whereas a woman argues to retain her power and mastery of his libido. The pussy that produced us is the same hole that owns us. A smart male baby would stay inside the womb and enjoy the warmth and security that it offers. But the male deludes himself, caveman that he is, and seeks to slay dinosaurs while discovering and conquering new worlds. And to do this, he leaves the mother’s pussy.
The real reason I hate women is if you look between their legs, you don’t see a masculine and virile edifice. What you see is something that looks like the bloody wound from an ax. The woman’s hatred for us is wrapped around her penis envy and her desire to be us. The woman is incomplete and filled with the jealously of man’s ability to lose himself in a football game.
All of my ex-wives and ex-girlfriends have been imbeciles and predators. They are the reason for my lot in life right now and the philosophies that I spew.
One wife was decades younger than me and had the brains of a tadpole. She was the worst cocksucker I ever had, although I did give her a few orgasms when I licked her clit. She was drawn to my power and sexual prowess, but when I went bankrupt, she abandoned me like weeds.
Another wife was an Irish cleaning woman. She stalked me on my TV show and was turned on by my fame. (Details of all these experiences, by the way, can be found in my autobiography—I, Goldstein—in stores now.) Although she blew me before the marriage, I suspect she was a lesbian. After the ceremony, we never had sex again. She got almost a million dollars.
The mother of my son was a schoolteacher who hated me because I was a pornographer—a philosophy she imparted to my son. She got several million dollars.
Wife two was a Pan Am flight attendant who was a class act and deserved better than the likes of me.
At age 27 I embarked on my Columbus-like voyage of hatred toward women with a cowlike, deformed quasi-human. Our three-year relationship was like a trip on the Titanic. When we fucked, her gigantic boobs crushed my head, which I did not like. I am not a boob man.
A recent example of my hatred and repulsion toward women takes place in my book, and it is about a woman named Venus, a high-priced call girl who worked for Heidi Fleiss. She was drop-dead gorgeous, started hooking at age 18 and could earn four to ten thousand dollars a week. Her greatest gift to me was that she would blow me for free on my birthday. I loved every crack and fold in her body, except that her tits were too big. Like she did with everything else in her life, she got carried away with implants.
When Ron Jeremy told her that I had written about her in my book and blog, she freaked out and called me. Venus screamed at me for revealing that she was a hooker, even though I didn’t mention her real name. I tried to explain that as a journalist, the truth means something and that a newsman either betrays his friends or himself. I made nothing up about her, but was merely a mirror reflecting her life as best as I could. Venus may be ashamed of selling sex for money, but she is like every wife in America who willingly trades her body for a home and comfortable life.
You have read all of my words of bile toward the deadly female of the species. But why have I not become a faggot and abandoned these hairy collections of refuse? I have always argued that it takes a real man to suck cock, so why do I even frequent the company of women? Having children is a minimal use of their womb, because they may have Frankenstein-like offspring.
But occasionally, one runs into a woman who is like a goddess. For me, that woman was a B-movie scream queen with petite toes, lovely breasts, delectable ass. Her scrumptious pussy made her far more desirable than any man could hope to be. Our relationship was predicated on honesty. On our first date, at my Los Angeles apartment, I gave her $200. And being a good Jew, I negotiated a better deal while we were engaged. My first load was $200, but if I could come more than that, I paid only $100 per shot. There was total honesty and integrity in the relationship. I always got to pop some sperm; she’d swallow every drop and thank me for my delicious Jew juice. And she got what she wanted—cash.
There is a famous parable about a scorpion riding a frog during a flood. In the middle of the flood the scorpion stings the frog, and they both drown. Before the frog dies, it croaks, “You fool, now both of us will die!” And the scorpion says, “I could not help myself; it is in my nature.” It is in a woman’s nature to crush, kill and destroy. It is also in my nature to hate. It’s a perfect match, really.
P.S. What I most love about HUSTLER Editorial Director Bruce David is that 34 years ago, when I introduced him to the world of porn, not only did he become Screw’s finest editor, but he was also the world’s ultimate misogynist. I was drawn to his reputation for throwing tiresome and aging girlfriends down eight flights of stairs. Bruce David was my Ted Williams and Babe Ruth without a bat. His disrespect and hatred for women were legendary in the men’s field. Today he is a crumpled shell of what he once was. His beautiful blond wife has neutered him, and she has trained Bruce to use his litter box without a whimper or even an offensive stink. He has been so emasculated that Larry Flynt’s next magazine, called Cocksucker, will be edited by Bruce.
Seventy-one-year-old Al Goldstein lives alone in Queens, New York. For more of the raconteur’s ravings, pick up his autobiography, I, Goldstein, or read his blog at Booble.com. Al can be contacted at AlvinGoldstein@gmail.com and is especially receptive to offers of food, work or pussy
fucking A men we rule build destroy and fuck till we die
Conan wat is best in life kill your enemies see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women.hahhahahah
This is a pretty poorly written blog that rambles from one subject to the next (kind of like a woman) and isn’t very cohesive.
It’s funny that you should accuse women of wanting control, and it’s probably the result of you projecting your own insecurities onto others. According to the American Bar Association, 87% of stalkers are men, 92% of physical assault against women is by men, 100% of rapes against women are done by men, 70% of rapes against men are done by men and 86% of physical assaults against men are done by men. So it would appear that men are the ones desperately searching for some control. (Not to mention that men’s disposition – their tendency towards anger and violence and sometimes lack of inhibition – and their fear of failure sets them up to be the prime control freaks.)
LOL I could read this pathetic garbage all day. Talk to a man who GETS women. I’m talking about the “dogs”, the “womanizers.” Ask them how to turn a woman on, because obviously ya’ll don’t get it. Those men can get women to beg them for sex, and it’s because they are GOOD at it. That’s how they get in a position where they can be “players.” Women are just as sexual as men, maybe more so.
The problem is limp-dicked men like the author (i’m assuming) want to say “women hate sex” because women hate sex with HIM. Yeah, if you can’t do nothing but skip foreplay and hump us like rabbit for 30 seconds or so–then you’re worthless and we won’t want your dick. Sex can just leave a girl angry and frustrated when we never get off because the guy doesn’t know how to do it right. Don’t blame women for your shortcomings.
This website is pathetic. But it’s funny that men would rather tell themselves that “women hate sex” that to own up to the fact they don’t know how to turn a girl on. I feel kinda sorry for ya’ll, but it’s still funny as hell to read this shit.
Dude w’all know EXACTLY how to turn a woman on.
Just tell her EXACTLY what she wants to hear.
Done.
The only reason YOU think we don’t know how to turn a woman on… is because you’re on a website where men don’t give a flying FUCK about “telling women what they want to hear”.
This website is not about “turning women on”.
IT SAYS ON THE FRONT DOOR – WOMEN FUCK OFF.
Exactly. It’s the men that don’t know HOW to turn a woman on that say they are BETTER. And by the way STack, it’s NOT what you say that turns a woman on. Words are only words. It’s how you PERFORM in bed. (Mainly foreplay) NOT the actual fucking. See how the majority of losers don’t know this fact?
Why would a man care about how good he is in bed for you, when every woman has a “rule” in her head to not even fuck him until he buys her dinner, takes her out 5 times, or – god forbid – marries her unfulfilling ass.
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When women start buying men diamonds to marry their fat lazy asses… jump for the check, and pay for dinner and drinks and whatever ELSE you hookers expect….. then women have no business expecting men to care about being good in bed too.
A whore doesn’t get to whine about not having an orgasm or getting enough foreplay.
Cry harder.
Loser, sounds like you really DON’T have what it takes to have a woman in YOUR bed WITHOUT all the dinners and drinks.
Try harder.
This is funny as fuck!!!!!!
but thats what dick wants. that’s not what i want. hiedetu ratu
women should have their clits cut off and used for breeding purposes, like what dick wants. sistermeat.com
women should have their clits cut off and used for breeding purposes, like what dick wants.
Vagina envy perhaps? Yeah multiple orgasms are amazing……
wow you must have had some shitty sex huh. I find it pretty easy to orgasm because Im with someone who is good in bed and is compatible with me, not like yourself it seems.If you cared about the womans enjoyment as much as your own you would enjoy sex alot more and the woman your with would fuck you more simple.
but your to much of complete fuck head to see simple logic I feel sorry for you and cant stop laughing at your pathetic physco bable.
Some of the comments on this website give off a “They took our jobs!” and “Get er’ done!” ignorant country-bumpkin vibe.
Other than your bantering, ridiculous generalizations about women, why do you really hate them so much?
Did your mother touch your winky-dink in the bath tub? Did your wife contract HPV whilst cheating and pass it on to you? Did the popular girl in high school turn you down?
Some of you just seem outright gay, and if not gay, totally asexual. If you would talk out your frustrations (like normal humans) instead of using the internet, you would find that many women carry the same complaints about men.
I’m going to assume that over half of you “women haters” don’t actually show your aggression towards women in real life.
I bet you keep all of your psychotic thoughts tucked away in your head until you get home on the computer. Upon your arrival, you sit at your maple wood desk and ponder the things you find unfair in the world. You vigorously pound away at your keyboard, ranting about bias bullshit that contains not one ounce of validity.
Oh the humanity, the pain, the anguish of being a superior man. It’s not enough that you already rule the world, you want to make all of the women in the world suffer too. As if giving birth to an ungrateful, spiteful, ignorant cock-suck of man isn’t enough punishment already.
You think you know the mind of a woman? Try talking to one in real life. Obviously, by the personality descriptions of the women you rage on and on about, you’ve only encountered uneducated, ditzy whores.
Well I’ve got some news for you non-college graduates. No one gives a fuck. Not the girl next door, or your mom upstairs making dinner.
Go suck a cock if you’re so worried about females. Continue to believe that what you say is true, and swallow a load of your own semen for fucks sake. Your sperm not reproducing will only benefit mankind.
I’m not saying all women are perfect, hell a lot of them ARE dumb whores. But it’s not fair to make sweeping generalizations about the endearing counterpart of your species. Just as it’s not fair for radical Feminists to make bias generalizations about men.
Well said. The rants of these “men” are like bowel movements. You can’t reason with a bowel movement.
Awesome post!
That about says everything that needs to be said about this bitter, illogical ranting.
That about says everything that needs to be said about this bitter, illogical ranting.
That about says everything that needs to be said about this bitter, illogical ranting.
“…ignorant country-bumpkin vibe.”
An ACTUAL prejudice, based solely on one’s relative (no fun intended) location – “nice” job.
“…why do you really hate them so much?”
That boyfriend/husband of your’s or a friend’s, whose back you talk behind – why do you hate him so much?
That darn cat that claws the furniture, jumps on the counter, poops outside of its litterbox, eats the neighborhood songbirds, that so many of you have scolded mercilessly and with “irreverence” – why do you hate it so much?
“Did your mother touch your winky-dink in the bath tub? Did your wife contract HPV whilst cheating and pass it on to you? Did the popular girl in high school turn you down?”
This is a good start, and not statistically improbable; but nevertheless has little to do, per se, with THE FACT, that in almost every way, menareBETTERthanwhimmin.
“Some of you just seem outright gay, and if not gay, totally asexual. If you would talk out your frustrations (like normal humans)…”
Another implication that there would necessarily be something wrong with that.
I suppose, using your metrics, we can shut-down any Website which in any way disparages men (no scientific proof, but my guess is you just can’t handle being satirized).
“I’m going to assume that over half of you “women haters” don’t actually show your aggression towards women in real life.”
If you could prove that we do, would you PREFER that we did?!?
“I bet you keep all of your psychotic thoughts tucked away in your head until you get home on the computer. Upon your arrival, you sit at your maple wood desk and ponder the things you find unfair in the world. You vigorously pound away at your keyboard, ranting about bias bullshit that contains not one ounce of validity.”
While roughly 4% of the population is sociopathic, how could you possibly know, via the Internet, that ANYONE is psychotic?
While you apparently can’t comprehend satire, I DO have statistics, based on DIRECT measurement, which prove that men outperform whimmin in almost every endeavor.
“Oh the humanity, the pain, the anguish of being a superior man. It’s not enough that you already rule the world, you want to make all of the women in the world suffer too. As if giving birth to an ungrateful, spiteful, ignorant cock-suck of man isn’t enough punishment already.”
Gee – I guess words do have power. Especially on you.
How about you and the feminists try this for UNGRATEFUL: instead of bitching at/about men because everything doesn’t and CAN’T come out EQUAAAAAAAAL – throw everything MANmade out of your convenient lives, THEN come back here with YOUR nonsensical, ungrateful-ridden rants.
(And don’t give me that “We haven’t had a chance” BULLSHIT – just check out WHO the leaders in societal creativity/innovation are, AT THIS MOMENT, when your gender enjoys every opportunity and MORE, to be creative; but still depends on men for almost everything you have, are, and will, utilize and benefit from).
“You think you know the mind of a woman? Try talking to one in real life. Obviously, by the personality descriptions of the women you rage on and on about, you’ve only encountered uneducated, ditzy whores.”
So you would suggest a crocodile hunter must get “up close and personal” with all of them before he could know their general intent? (Enough of you are malicious, that yes, men too are taking a more proactively negative approach/view).
“Well I’ve got some news for you non-college graduates. No one gives a fuck. Not the girl next door, or your mom upstairs making dinner.”
Once again – the whimmin don’t like/understand satire, so they engage in conjecture; or at least insinuate that a non-college graduate’s views/statements are wholly unworthy.
“Go suck a cock if you’re so worried about females.”
And to think I passed up a chance to introduce you to “my mother upstairs making my dinner.”
” Just as it’s not fair for radical Feminists to make bias generalizations about men.”
Yet they have – and with little evidence in any area of human activity, endeavor, achievement, etc. that whimmin can do what men have done, minus artificial elevation;or even with it (gee – you’d think that if whimmin really thought they were equal in capabilities, that they’d be rallying to get their special treatment/status revoked).
It never ceases to amaze me how the dingbats who “can’t believe a site like this is allowed to exist!!!,” conveniently ignore the spiteful writings of feminist-types which came before it.
For example, from “A Feminist Dictionary” –
“A Feminist Dictionary” ed. Kramerae and Treichler, Pandora Press. 1985
Man: An obsolete life form. An ordinary creature who needs to be watched. A contradictory baby-man.
YouWesternWhimminBetterWatchIt-TheRevokingOfYourArtificialStatusIsComi ng
Other than your bantering, ridiculous generalizations about women, why do you really hate them so much?
None of the generalisations about women on this site are “ridiculous”. And I’d go as far as saying that some of the generalisations aren’t generalisations at all.
Oh the humanity, the pain, the anguish of being a superior man. It’s not enough that you already rule the world, you want to make all of the women in the world suffer too. As if giving birth to an ungrateful, spiteful, ignorant cock-suck of man isn’t enough punishment already.
How is saying men are better than women(a fact you yourself proved beyond doubt when you said we rule the world) making women “suffer”?
I’m not saying all women are perfect, hell a lot of them ARE dumb whores. But it’s not fair to make sweeping generalizations about the endearing counterpart of your species. Just as it’s not fair for radical Feminists to make bias generalizations about men.
A lot of them are dumb whores…except you, right? Let me tell you something – that is also what the “dumb whores” think.
I think you should take these ladies advice and suck a cock—MINE. All men are gay, they just fight it alot. Don’t know why it takes them such a long time to come out of the closet. i knew i liked guys when i was 10!! Forget these nasty pussies, and suck some good ole fashioned hard cock of mine guys!
This is the best!!! Really the funniest I love your comment benignbullet. LOL this website is sooo hilarious. When I think of all the lust i feel and good, hard sex I have (I’m a woman) and then I think of all these limp-dicks guys not wanting to own up to their own problems so they tell themselves “women hate sex” . . . it’s just pathetic.
Ever think about BDSM? Man is dominant, woman is submissive. Unless you’re a sissy and want the woman to dominate you.
Either way, if you’re is a BDSM relationship, you can tell a bitch to do whatever she fuck you want her to do, and she’ll do it, even adding a “yes, sir” or “yes, Master.” Submissives, or subs, in BDSM like having no control over anything. That’s why they need a man to make their decisions for them.
I suggest you do a piece on BDSM next. Wouldn’t that be fun?
Porn is proof that all women have the potential to be whores. Not one female in porn is crying or objecting. She only wants one thing and thats to get her rocks off. Porn proves women love sex and want it all the time the only reason you think they hate it is because in America its so censored and female sexuality is frowned upon and restricted.
Need more proof just tape record a girls night out or a slumber party and you hear all the proof you need. The most infuriating part of women is the fact that they conceal their feelings about liking it. Chicks who don’t openly talk about sex and wanting it and for most needing it are no worth the time to talk to or to even consdier no matter how hot she is.
Nobody wants a chick that covers up her need during interaction. People are like a waiting cursor just waiting for the right command to be entered to get to the sex part of the meeting ritual. I say open with sex as the topic and go from there. IF she closes up right off fucking ditch her. Most of the used, damaged ones are hiding the fact that they are hose bags and wish to set a tone of purity and desirable. That is the true turnoff to men.
Women need to say they like it and want it if they are attracted to someone. Flirting and teasing and shyness are all signs of an inner whore. They just need to present this upfront. And dont flirt if you dont intend on going through with fucked, this is what leads to abuse, murder, and rape.
IF your gonna where shorts with words on the ass expect to be taken litterally, if it says “you wish” on it expect to be raped. IF it says “juicy” expect men to try and sample just how juicy it might be. Stop beating around the bush and get a pair that tells the truth about your concealed behavior one that just says ” whore”.
I think the tramp stamp says that plainly enough though.
Dont hide your inner potential flaunt it and be proud that you are the receiver of pleasures, and live with the fact that not all men want you just because you have a vagaina. Not all vaginas are clean.
Men want confidant young girls with hot bodies with the brain and sex drive of a 30 year old woman.
No man wants and old used bag who thinks she’s still young inside. Teach your replacements how to be bold and to ask for sex, not play coy and tease men to see how much stuff or money they can get before they give up the cooter. This will only lead to more victiums. Embrace your role as women and there will a whole lot less crimes against yourselves.
Amen
Listen, I am beautiful and all, but i hate sex .. so there.
Just want to let ya know- love your website, don’t particularly give a shit whether or not I’m “allowed” on it. I just find you absolutely hilarious. But anyway, I love sex. I have numerous friends who love sex. I crave it day after day, even upon the hour at times. I beg my boyfriend to have sex constantly. So um, well maybe it’s not that all women hate sex… maybe it’s YOU who sucks at it. Just sayin’.
The exception that proves the rule AND the rule that proves the rule. Who’da thunkit?
Wow, clearly, the writer of this one has never left the USA or Canada or wherever he is from. Funny as hell though it may be, and factual as it may be … it only applies to white women, and by “white” of course I mean any race of woman born and raised in North America.
Get over it, North America is less than 5% of the worlds population, yet the women here are over 25% of the mass of all human life … of course the fat, lazy cunts here are terrible at and hate sex…
don`t hate the player, hate the game … don`t waste your time on any woman born, raised or even if they are from another country and have spent more than 6 weeks in, North America. They are too “white”
Don`t worry too much about it, evolution always wins … 3 more generations, there won`t be anymore white people anyway … we`re being bred out … and I say, thank fucking “insert your deity of choice here”
Okay, first you say you don’t want control, then you say you don’t want others to control your life. Um, hello? Either you take control of the situation, or someone else does. You can’t expect life to solve itself while people stand around going “Whatever”.
“Women are always bitching and moaning about dolphins and animals in zoos, but anyone with a brain knows from a mile away that those creatures would be completely fucked in the wild.”
That’s not women, that’s PETA. I agree that people who think zoos are OMGevil are retarded, but these people are not all women, and all women are not like that.
All women ARE like that.
Go hang yourself, cunt.
How? Have you personally spoken to all the women in the world about their opinion on zoos? Honestly, I know plenty of women who don’t give a crap about it either way, and plenty that understand why zoos are not a bad thing.
You’re all the same, you cunt. Even the response you gave me is typical of what any woman would write. “Oh, not every whimmin is the same.” But you know what? All women are the same. For example, women are raped because ALL women hate sex. Women are frequently subjected to domestic violence because ALL women are attracted to violent criminals and mass murderers. Every single woman on the surface of the planet is practically one and the same thing. You all look alike, dress alike, talk alike, act alike… I swear to god, the overwhelming majority of women are interchangeable, almost like clones.
Dear Dick:
Your name sums your widdle bwain up so aptly. Congratulations, you just won the Ass of the Year award 09!
Yawn. Dude, we get it. You wanna fuck men. Being gay IS acceptable, so get out of the closet and start getting a LIFE.
OK I wanna hear from all you guys, who here has had a nasty bitch take all the drinks you bought her at the club that night only to have her go home with some other guy??
Actually that’s never happened to me. Because any guy who buys a woman drinks all night and EXPECTS her want to go home with him for that – is doing it all wrong.
That man should just get a whore sure-thing of his choice for less trouble than that.
We are not women –>> we are Men.
Women buy US a drink.
Example:
Every girl ALWAYS ASKS this extremely boring question almost within SECONDS of meeting her…… because women are extremely BORING.
• “What do you do for a living?”
I smile and say ” I am an ass – model”.
This always gets a laugh – every single time…. and I have shown the bitch that I am NOT boring but she certainly is.
So I say: “What. You don’t believe me? Here! Go ahead feel it! You can bounce a quarter off this puppy!”
….. AND WITHIN 3 MINUTES OF MEETING HER A STRANGE WOMAN IS ALREADY FEELING MY ASS!
So I put on a VERY serious face and say: “Hey! Stop that. Or I am going to be forced to claim sexual harassment. Now go buy me a drink and apologize.”
THAT’s how you get a woman to buy a drink for you.
So what makes you think you’re talking to a bunch of men “who buy drinks for women all night… only to go home with somene else”?
You keep forgetting that very important fact…..
Menarebetterthanwomen.
“Actually that’s never happened to me. Because any guy who buys a woman drinks all night and EXPECTS her want to go home with him for that – is doing it all wrong.”
Good for you, soooo… you want a medal?
“That man should just get a whore sure-thing of his choice for less trouble than that.”
Yes!!! That’s what I’ve been saying!!!
“We are not women –>> we are Men.”
Yeah no shit… care to elaborate? Or was there no point, like most of your comments.
“Women buy US a drink.”
You guys wont take a drink because it’s not manly! And we don’t need to buy you drinks, all we have to say is… “Hey, I feel like fucking, wanna come to the back seat of my car, no strings attached…” and you’re in.
“Example:
Every girl ALWAYS ASKS this extremely boring question almost within SECONDS of meeting her…… because women are extremely BORING.”
You must only know boring women, how sad for you.
• “What do you do for a living?”
I smile and say ” I am an ass – model”.
“This always gets a laugh – every single time…. and I have shown the bitch that I am NOT boring but she certainly is.”
That’s because stupid is never boring, it’s entertaining.
“So what makes you think you’re talking to a bunch of men “who buy drinks for women all night… only to go home with somene else”?”
Because you all go off like a frog in a sock whenever a woman come’s on here. Let’s not be coy, us women know you’re only on this site giving it as good as you get to impress other guys, how gay.
You stupid bitch. is the view any good from the cheap seats.
NO – just because you feel like fucking and invite a man into the back seat of your car, doesn’t mean he IS going to go with you.
You arrogant cunts actually pretend that MEN DONT HAVE OTHER CHOICES OF WOMEN THAT DON’T INCLUDE YOU.
Try and wrap your dense skull around that for a minute.
It’s OK, I’ll wait.
• “You must only know boring women, how sad for you.”
Actually it’s MORE sad for the women.
You just don’t get it do you.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
No I get it, it’s just fun to fuck with you :D
And the funny thing is, I fucked with you, without you giving me something and making me feel like I OWE you, so who’s the manipulative cunt now? You men are all the same. Me me me me me, and fuck what the woman thinks. You see women feel exactly the same about men as men feel about women.
What was that?
Could you repeat that please?
I thought I just you heard you say that Men are “selfish” or something to that effect.
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Comment by Ally
2009-01-08 01:08:31 – IP Man-Hash: 29fb3f4a03d06
Yep, chris I want to be your whore… you may need lots of bags of flour though… that’s ok I’ll deduct that from the amount you’re going to spend on my engagement ring.
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OK so you were going to pay for my flour! That was purely for your entertainment! Be grateful for the laughs ya selfish cunt!
Now I have learned a great deal from talking to you. Here’s what I have learned:
Men feel underappreciated and used.
Men sacrifice their time and freedom when they take on responsibility.
Men like to, and are very capable of making their own important decisions and don’t like women to interfere.
Men feel as though they give and give but don’t get enough back.
Men and women do not share the same interests.
Men like the thrill of the chase.
Men would like a few more thankyou’s rather than a few more demands.
Men are actually a little fragile but they look tough on the outside.
Men feel a little helpless.
Women unnecesarily make men feel like they’re only good for one thing.
I’m telling ya mate that’s what the pub is for! To get away. Men and women need time away from one another.
Now I will take this info and make myself a better wife :)
See this site is good for something other than Man vs Women smackdown :) Which I’m winning I might add :P
DEAR STUPID CUNT,
Stop using the world “Feel”
as if FACTS are emotionally based.
Its not MEN •FEEL• BETTER THAN WOMEN.
It’s Men •ARE• bettter than women.
Example:
• “Men feel underappreciated and used.”
What? A man who DOESN’T marry you, and DOESN’T buy you a diamond, and DOESN’T tolerate your stupid cunt crap… doesn’t “feel underappreciated and used.’
That’s right bitch…
How you “feel” and what you “think”
is not remotely based on any REALITY.
Fuck you’re stupid.
And men are betterthanwomen.
:) do you know what, i feel sad being on this website myself to be honest, but these conversations are so hilarious.
Neither are better, and judging by these comments women and men can be equally pathetic, they just handle it in different ways is all.
Now get yourselves down the pub, find a boyfriend/girlfriend or just find something better to do before you lose anymore brain cells on another one of these waste-of-cyber-space websites!