Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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June 28th, 2008 at 3:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: cdd8e8a507693
It actually varies. During stressful eras (say, after 9/11), rather more girls are born. It is socio-biological, in that female rich litters are more likely to survive crisis conditions. This is how crocodiles survived the K-T extinction.
As per usual, we get the context-blind female response to this site. That’s right, forget the fact that over the past 30 years men across the Anglosphere have been casually vilified as monsters, morons and killers while women are placed on pedestals of entitlement and given advantaged treatment. Just pretend it never happened: come to post-modern ‘blacklash’ sites like this and lay a few truisms about men not being ‘perfect’ on the people and there we have it - pure gold.
I bet you weren’t expecting a response like that, were you?
June 28th, 2008 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b
Who the fuck is ‘arguing’ with you???
I am LAUGHING at you.
What the fuck are you doing on a website WHERE YOU DON’T BELONG as a 14 year-old girl shooting your mouth off like you have a clue about men (or sex) in the first place(???) . . . while expecting to get away with it and men are just supposed to listen to you??
You didn’t tell anyone you were 14.
You HID it, carried on and pretended you WERE NOT.
Now you blame a MAN for that???
Fuck off.
I was a private school teacher for a few years . . . of 11-17 year old girls. They were not my children, but none of those 14 year olds would dare show up here and shoot their mouths off men and sex when they don’t know anything about it. Its not MY problem you’re a worthless, empty-headed lying fraud. Don’t get all pissed off because I called you on it. If any of my students opened their yaps the way you did, I would address them in exactly the same way.
You have no business being here. PERIOD. And you certainly have no business entering dicussions where you are not invited to SPEAK WITH ZERO AUTHORITY ABOUT ANYTHING you ‘pretend’ to know.
We are not attacking ‘your kind’.
The website is called ‘menarebetterthanwomen.com’.
It is not called ‘womensuck.com’,
or ‘womenareblowhards.com’,
or ‘womenareuseless.com’.
Understand?
Stop worrying about “defending your kind”. Why don’t you concentrate on being the kind of woman a man would actually be interested in spending time with? Instead of defending women we are not even attacking.
If men were not better than women,
the women would have already proven it by now.
And no amount of ‘defending’ them would change it.
Think about it.
You’re 14. Fuck off and grow up. None of this will make any sense to you for 20 years. Usually women don’t learn anything until its far too late for them, anyway. Don’t feel bad about that. It’s normal.
Go to the mall.
Buy yourself an ice cream.
Practice french kissing a boy you like.
Whatever you do . . . fuck off this website.
Are you blind, deaf AND stupid???
Dick’s book and website is NOT intended for females. You are not welcome here. It says it ALL OVER THE WEBSITE –>> “Women not allowed. We have an opinion you will not agree with. Do not read. Do not comment. Do not buy Dick’s book. B-bye.”
Why do you persist on carrying on like this website (and the book) is meant for YOU.
PAY ATTENTION —->> IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU.
Do you get that??
IT’S NOT ABOUT —>> YOU.
It’s about how MEN ARE BETTER THAN YOU.
Leave.
June 28th, 2008 at 6:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 32eeb9832663d
Interesting, I did exactly the same thing for five years. That’s where I learned that women can be as cruel and shitty as men, if not more so.
June 28th, 2008 at 6:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b
Really?
Respect!
That’s where I learned that men are DEFINITELY better than women - if there was ever any doubt. LOL! But yes…. 14-16 year old girls are incredibly cruel to each other. More than any other age group. Like you, I learned that they truly have ice-water in their veins. And they start earlier than most men even realize.
At first I was quite amazed.
But then it all became crystal clear.
A female teacher once berrated me for coming off as “over bearing” but she was just really bad at containing her class. And she knew it. She had no idea how to do it.
Then I would walk in silently, they would immediately stop talking. And their spines would all straighten. Drove her crazy. But in a very typically female way . . . she would try to BLAME me for it.
I just smiled and blinked slowly.
When I would teach them, they payed attention.Listened. Watched. Learned. Asked questions. And they got ANSWERS. They would even ask me when I would be teaching them again.
My female teachers SUCKED.
They were just emotional, moody baby sitters.
All they know how to teach is self-loathing.
Even I knew it when I was 12.
Male teachers take it upon themselves to INSPIRE and have a genuine interest in bringing out the BEST in people . . . . whilst being entertaining, humorous and absolutely truthful about TEACHING the kids something. To really give them something they can USE and TAKE WITH THEM to remember beyond tomorrow.
Female teachers go right for the jugular and only bring out the WORST in people. Their mentality is “If I tell you that you are crap, you will work harder.”
I just listened to 20 minutes of Dick’s hilarious voice mail. Almost every female caller made my point perfectly. She thinks it has an effect on a man to tell him that he SUCKS. But that only works on women.
Men EJECT negative energy.
Women EMBRACE and REVEL in it.
Their entire mentality is based on it.
It’s fascinating, really.
June 28th, 2008 at 6:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 21f62a4f06247
Yea, it was my first job out of college, at an all girls school of all places. I guess I saw a variety of personalities from the girls (students). Some were very kind and personable. Others had no problem with challenging you to test your limits, and would be cruel to other girls or have cruel words of the other teachers. As for the female teachers, some were good at instilling discipline and were excellent teachers, others were not. I thought our principal (a female) was excellent.
I finally got out of teaching b/c I was tired of instilling discipline. I think maybe the thing I will take out most of the experience was this: parents tend to blame teachers for problems with children, and teachers blame the parents. I certainly see if from the teacher perspective now.
At the time I thought that almost all girls would grow out of being manipulative and cruel if they were that way in high school, but now I’m very unsure of that. I think a possible test for women to see if they are “keepers” is to see how many infractions they collected in high school. If over 5–> run like hell.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b
ALL women are like that ALL the time.
That’s all they know how to be.
High school is just the incubation period.
It’s pure laziness.
SHE: “I don’t know how to inspire a man to WANT to make me happy VOLUNTARILY,
so I will resort to manipulation instead.”
Very early on, women are told that “men are only after one thing”.
Which is hardly a negative, because women are after 1001 things. ALL THE TIME.
So that’s why women use (and overuse) the ‘pussy’ because that’s all they have.
AND THAT’S ALL THEY THINK THEY NEED . . . TO MAKE IT WORK IN THEIR FAVOR.
When it fails and a SMART/ PREPARED man comes along,
she will fucking HATE it. Just like Dick and so many guys here.
SHE: “OMFG!!! Men get it!!! Damn!!! I thought they didn’t!!! Fuck, I have no power!! What the fuck am I gonna do now!!! You’re a fucking asshole!!!!”
(LMAO!)
They don’t know how to get what they want by INSPIRING a man to WANT to give it to them voluntarily, so they develop these ‘tricks’ which take 100X the effort. And when the ‘tricks’ fail (or backfire) they throw a screaming fit. Every single time.
I remain eternally convinced that’s just their way of testing men for weakness. I have a 5 year old niece who knows exactly how to manipulate her father into giving her a cookie. Next it will be a Barbie™ camper . . . . then a pony for her 16 th birthday . . . then a Porsche.
I love it when women attempt to be “manipulative and cruel” because I am prepared and make sure they don’t get away with it. It’s FUNNY and fun to watch. Someday they may learn that men are not actually REQUIRED to buy into it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 693311d3fb390
The Bible says it is better men don’t marry.
June 29th, 2008 at 1:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 4bd1e519ac1e6
It’s a sunday, so i won’t be able to go to the mall.
But I will ‘fuck off this website’ it was a great laugh to watch hopeless people talking hopelessly about things they really don’t know anything about. I was part of it, but it was very enriching to my life.. _O-
June 29th, 2008 at 2:09 am - IP Man-Hash: cdd8e8a507693
Well, considering that some of them were teachers in the private sector probably indicates they know a good deal more than you. Your own ‘understanding’ will probably end with a bog-roll ‘degree’ in flower-arranging, wimmin’s studies or finger-painting, perfectly equipping you for a career in Border’s.
June 29th, 2008 at 4:36 am - IP Man-Hash: c21d748c5f14a
If you already know that men are going to react all negative to you, then why do you keep on doing it???
Also it is not 50/50 its like 51/49 from the start so you are already on worse postion than men. Also add all the men like geys, men in prison, those who use prostititutes and so on and the ratio becomes 99/1 for you where you compete with 99 girls for one man.
Also so called women’s “friendship” is nothing more than one women pretending to be other women’s friend only to decrease her chances with men, by giving her wrong advices = helping her to become incompetent about men.
So you do the math.
All you basically do is pattern behavior. You want to say that you are different, except no one so far got to see that part of you, since you practice all the time the oposite and soon you are about to forget who you really are. When it happens you wont be able to go back and be you any more, so the only thing you could do is to blame men for that, which you already started to practice.
June 29th, 2008 at 4:39 am - IP Man-Hash: c21d748c5f14a
This is what you get. You couldn’t expect anything more out of what you have presented.
June 29th, 2008 at 10:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b
It was even funnier watching a lying, idiot teen cunt pretend to talk about men and sex with no authority without even BEING A WOMAN YET.
Cute try, though sweety.
See you at the mall.
And no, I wouldn’t fuck you with someone else’s dick.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
June 29th, 2008 at 12:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: f079f56356443
Georgia O’Keeffe’s vivid portrayal of the vulva as most closely approximating a flower in both real life and on a purely symbolic level is a rather quite humorous analogy that can only bring laughter to the face of any sane man; however, to believe such a thing is to be under the influence of self-delusion. As a matter of fact, the vagina is a dank, slimy hole that resembles a pair of lips spotted with cold sores. As is well known to all who have been exposed to one, this filthy orifice is capable of emitting a tremendous stink so powerful that those who approach it are immediately paralyzed by both nausea and fear. The vagina is a vile, filthy piece of genital tissue; only someone who was clearly sick in the head would derive any pleasure from staring at one; even the great psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud admitted to how grossly assymetrical the vulva is on an anatomical level and freely described it as a thing that was the very obverse of beautiful. On the other hand, no one can deny the fact that the female anus is certainly much prettier and more aesthetically pleasing to the eye than the vulva; from a purely hygienic perspective, it is much more sanitary and certainly does not stink as badly. If a woman should take pride in anything, she should take pride in her anus, which is smooth and round, clean and soft, as opposed to the embarrassment of having such a useless, primitive appendage as the vulva between the legs!
The only function that the vagina performs with any degree of efficiency at all is to secrete pus and menstrual blood, mingled with fecal matter and other slime dribbling from the anus, as well as popping out the occasional baby after a brief period of incubation. Otherwise, the vagina is largely a vestigial organ; it is the ultimate mark of both female intellectual and biological inferiority; it is the supreme testimony of the body that bears witness to the female inertia of untold millenia, on (1) a socio-historical level and (2) on the level of intellectual stagnation in terms of action and the gradual development of western philosophical ideas.
In light of the foregoing, anyone can see that the penis is obviously a much superior organ to any vagina. In addition to being a thing of great beauty and convenience, it is also easily stimulated and highly orgasmic, whereas the vulva is frigid and cold, only rarely capable of yielding even the smallest amount of pleasure to those who bear one. The penis is a weapon of conquest and domination, whereas the vagina is an intrument of passivity and submissiveness. The male member is the supreme mechanism of order, by which man, beast, and even the entire universe itself is filtered out from the surrounding chaos, gradually tamed and brought under control. The penis is the source of civilization and culture; science and technology spring from it’s ceaseless activity and high levels of natural aggression. But of what world-historical significance is the vagina, other than for spewing out pus and fecal matter, as well as for whelping infants? Clearly, the fate of the universe hangs on the omnipotent shaft of the male member, and not the bloody, slimy mess produced by a loose vulva.
We should thank the gods on Mount Olympus for the penis, because without it we would be living in grass huts, almost completely naked, scrawling illegible hieroglyphs on cave walls.
June 29th, 2008 at 12:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: f079f56356443
I have seen the vagina numerous times and I must confess that it is a dank, slimy hole that spews pus and blood mingled with shit dribbling from the anus. The vagina is a vile, filthy organ that every woman has a right to be ashamed of; is it any wonder that the vast majority of women are humiliated by even the slightest mention of their own private parts? Women hate their vaginas because they are physically repulsive and emit a tremendous stink if not washed and freshly shaven every 30 minutes or so.
June 29th, 2008 at 2:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: cdd8e8a507693
Profound thoughts.
June 29th, 2008 at 3:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude! were you the guy who posted “Ladies, clean your mother out next time you’re done with it. IM SERIOUS.”
That was the funniest shit I read on here yet.
LMAO!!!
June 30th, 2008 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: a7a0c054d04bb
This is soooo not true. I fucking love sex. I take it up the ass just cos I like it so much. I dont know what drugs you’re on but maybe it’s time to get a new prescription.
July 1st, 2008 at 9:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7bd8eb757f1ca
Um, what the fuck is wrong with you and what kinds of women have you been fucking? I feel sorry for you pal, you must have shitloads of diseases? You want to talk about vagina’s? Without women and their “vagina’s” there would be no babies on this earth, and you wouldn’t even fucking exist. So shut the fuck up. I don’t understand how guys are always cracking jokes about women’s private areas and shit. How is that funny? We are all human, we all have bodies and I’m as many times as women have to wash their “vagina’s” you have to wash your own little 2 inch dick or it will reek like fucking dog shit and rotten fish, so shut the fuck up and stop expecting women to be perfect. You sure the fuck aren’t, douchebag.
P.S. Who the fuck told you women hate their vagina’s? LMFAO. Are you fucking on drugs or what? That is too funny for me to even take you seriously. You need help.
PP.S. Whoever created this site either A. Got beat up in school like a little pussy B. Got beat up by their mother like a little pussy or C. Can’t get laid. A little word of advice to you, get the fuck over yourself, you’re nothing special, you’re just another scumbag who talks shit behind a computer screen about women because you’re too much of a pussbag to say any of this shit in real life. Grow the fuck up, you coward.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 94db1cf49178b
alright, what’s ur point? It’s god given curse. You wouldn’t insult a retard just because he was born as a retard? You wouldn’t insult a criple for being a criple? Just deal with it!!! It’s stinky but hell ya it would make u come back for more.
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 17d11e94f7d83
His point is that whenever he looks at women he vomits, whenever he looks at pussy he vomits. He was not like this all his life, he is now after intaractins with you women. You say it’s funny but every day you women create new men like this. You dont like to know it because it’s seems easier to not giva a shit. And his point is that because of what women are doing and being they only deserve to die. That’s briefly his point.