Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Chris….
Man U rockkk
and about this Sydney Bitch……Please Do I give a rats ass about u?
Do u think I care what u think
This is a SITE FOR MEN ONLY…
why u come here?? u want more curses?? or ur mans treating u like shitt so u want to know if he is also a chavunist
heheheheheh
Anyway CHRIS yuppp I agreee man….
Why do girls NEVER trust men
I have never met a woman that WOULD TRUST HER MAN FULLY
whyyyy
2nd and Why do Girls consider her girl freinds as THE BIBLE
whatever they say Is right and she must go along with them….
Why???
Women call it “multi-tasking”,
But it’s known to us MEN as –>> NOT BEING ABLE TO FOCUS ON ONE THING.
“Just because a woman SUCKS at Math,
Doesn’t mean she’s GOOD at Not-Math.”
- Dick
Cheers.
I am confident women who get whatever they want by fucking,
MAY actually LIKE it.
Women who DON’T get what they wanted by fucking . . . hate sex.
• A commitment
• Love
• Another phone call
• Another date
• Men who will go through great lengths for it….
Women who DON’T like sex (or hate it) need ANOTHER reason to jump into bed than just a screaming orgasm, or three. For too many women, a screaming good time is not enough. They don’t see the point in HAVING SEX unless there is something ELSE in it for them.
There are only TWO REASONS to have sex:
1. Pleasure.
. . . and . . . .
2. Reproduction.
MEN have sex for those reasons ONLY.
Now lets talk about the OTHER reasons WOMEN “need” in order to jump into bed:
• Because its Valentine’s day on the calendar
• Because she thinks Sex = Love (or vice versa)
• Because he took her out tonight
• Because she likes the attention
• For MORE attention
• For money, gifts or jewlery
• For respect
• For eventual marriage proposal.
• To thank him for money, gifts or jewlery
• Because she thinks its enough to keep a man’s interest
• Because she thinks its enough to earn a commitment
A woman’s hatred for sex is directly proportionate to her motivation for having it.
If she is fucking for ANY other reason than PLEASURE or REPRODUCTION (ONLY) she WILL eventually be disappointed when it didn’t work out the way she had hoped. Women BEG to hate sex constantly:
• ”I fucked him because I thought he would like me more . . .
He doesn’t. Fuck, I hate sex.”
• “I fucked him because I thought Sex is enough to earn a commitment . . .
It doesn’t. Fuck, I hate sex.”
• “I let him fuck my ass because he gave me a bracelet . . .
It wasn’t even real diamonds. Fuck, I hate sex.”
When I personally see a woman - whom I have never met before - whom I approach and say “Hi. I’m Chris. Let’s have sex.” . . . and she immediately goes for it just for the fucking pleasure of it and NO OTHER REASON . . . . then I will believe that SOME women don’t hate sex.
100% of the time, a woman will GRIMACE at the mere mention of it on a first date, in the first conversation, on a man’s dating profile, and they even have stupid fucking RULES IN THEIR HEADS ABOUT AVOIDING IT FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
. . . . it’s not until women are actually IN A RELATIONSHIP GETTING EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT BY FUCKING . . . that they will openly admit they “like” sex.
If you all really “love” sex . . .
You wouldn’t go through hell and high water to AVOID IT
Even when you secretly want to have it.
One thing remains 100% certain. The minute you STOP getting what you want by fucking . . . . you WILL hate it.
ArabianPrince- would you like to shut the fuck up. You are so annoying and you talk way to much. Learn to fucking spell. You can’t spell anything worth shit.
Chris- decent articles, and just so you know, not all women hate sex.
I’m a woman and I love sex.
If women are so allegedly awesome at multi-tasking why cant they seem to clean the house, prepare dinner and be ready to suck a dick when her husband gets home? Especially since most times the married man’s wife does less around the house than she “force bitches” her husband to do. Especially in the midwest. Women here bitch more than anywhere it seems……what am I saying? We call them bitches cause that is all they seem to do!
3 words —->> BAD FEMALE PROGRAMMING.
• “Always treat her like a lady”.
• “Always tell her how much she means to you”.
• “Always tell her she is beautiful and you love her”.
. . . um . . . yeah but . .
“What if she doesn’t BEHAVE like a lady.”?????????????????
Now THAT would have been some REALLY useful information.
Notice the repeat use of the word “always”.
Women WANT men to be pussy kissers . . .
NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
They expect men to give them every courtesy in advance
While getting away with extremely shitty, second-class behavior.
SOME MEN ARE VICTIMS OF –>> BAD FEMALE PROGRAMMING.
Men must stop listening to other women and
unlearn what they have learned to become successful with women.
THAT’S CALLED –> PROPER FEMALE PROGRAMMING.
And why guys remain pussy kissers?
Because they never question the Social Matrix. They have been programmed by the Social Matrix and they want to but don’t know how to act normal. If for ex you turn on you TV and see a commercial in which a woman is hiting a man and then you see a movie in which a man is obligated to kiss up to woman and so on times million, how a man would know how to act? If all men said NOOOO to it then this slavery would be over, which pisses of weak females cos they got so comfortable with male slaves.
@ArabianPrince
Ill take a pick, why?;
All women managed in their last decades of “struggle for their rights” is to trap themselves into not being themselves. The problem is that no one can be a Persona for a longer period of time because is so not nartural and tiresome. Nice guys let women to be a Persona, which she hates. Bad boys are leting woman know she better be heself or he leaves her. And when she is clueless but willing to learn how to be a woman, BB may give her a shot and show her how.
Deathslayer and the other bitchh
This PAGE is not FOR FEMALES….
U are NOT WELCOME here
Why one earth do u tell us what u think when we dnt want to HEAR????
Where is ur dignity????
Ohh yes I know its all Lost
Chris Bro
I questioned u before about 2 things and they are
1 - Why do alot of Guys REMAIN PUSSY kissers…??
2 - Why do Girls Love Bad Guys and Love Men who scold them?
Yeah well, if a man wants something he should go out and get it.
Simple.
If he wants a fancy car . . . he’s gotta PAY for it.
If he wants a house, he’s gotta PAY for it.
If he wants to eat . . . he’s gotta PAY for it.
MEN DON’T EXPECT GET SHIT FOR FREE…. ONLY WOMEN DO.
That’s - GUARANTEED - why Hugh Grant went out looking for a nice, sloppy BJ from a nameless whore (AND PAYED FOR IT). . . while his super-hot, supermodel girlfriend Elizabeth Hurley was home cleaning the oven.
Don’t tell me he didn’t go to LIZ to get his knob polished first . . .
“YO LIZ! Cum over here and lick my balls for a while.”
(Any man on God’s green Earth would)
But like any OTHER bitch . . . she was too proud to put a proper spit-shine on that puppy . . . EXPECTING a man is supposed to be entirely faithful to a woman who wants EVERYTHING in a relationship for HERSELF . . . . but is ill-prepared (and incapable) of offering the same.
If a man wants something, he should have it. Period.
Especially if the man is prepared to PAY for it.
If a woman has a problem with that - that’s HER fuckin’ problem.
How ELSE are men supposed to show their women that the pussy she has is not as “ALL-POWERFUL” as she thinks it is.
Some guys will do WHATEVER they need to do to get their pussy.
I happened to think a man’s gets more pussy by NOT going after it,
But I am certainly not gonna shoot a guy down for wanting to get some poon.
There’s too much pussy out there to care that much about getting “ONE”.
Spelling errors. Nothing new.
Next time, try http://www.dictionary.com .
A Google search shows that there are a LOT of people who can’t SPELL what they FEEL is a ‘hatred’ of women.
A clearer example of the sense, also from the same era but using the related word misogynist, is provided by Thackeray.
* Confound all women, I say, muttered the young misogynist. — William Makepeace Thackeray, The Virginians, 1878
Deathslayer
Mysogeny. Nothing new.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Man I cdnt think of ANY BETTER ANSWER
But Bro…
In arabia and in many places of the world….
We SEEE MANY DUMB MEN fall INTO their trap and spend ENDLESSLY on her pocket and in the end she leaves him….
Alot of guys even will betray his freind for a Fking pussy,,,,
I was in a situation where my freind would Betray his family for a pussy that actually left him….
But BRO….When I applied ur rule and play games with these bitches
They come in asking all over me
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man U rock
Men RULLEEE
Brilliant… though I could sum it up by saying that Anglo-Saxon culture is puritanical and repressed, giving Anglo women a particularly strong sense of privilege and entitlement in that they possess sex in a culture where sex is a rare, concealed commodity.
That is just her way to draw attention to the fact she wants some guy to spank her, but I guess no one is interested.
Always remember –>> There is NOTHING special, rare, or unique about any woman . . . ‘JUST’ because she is naturally - or sexually - attractive.
SHE can’t help it any more than an UN-attractive woman can’t help it.
Keeping that TRUTH in your head AND BELIEVING IT . . .
will get you more pussy than you can ever imagine.
Cheers.
:) That’s an easy one.
You can thank Walt Disney for that. By the time the average American girl is 4-8 years old, he has pumped it into every young girls mind that IT’S OK to:
• JUST LAY THERE ASLEEP AND DO NOTHING (Snow White) . . .
• UNABLE TO STAND ON HER OWN TWO FEET (The Little Mermaid) . . .
• JUST BARGE INTO ANY MAN’S CASTLE (or life) COMPLETELY UNINVITED
(Beauty and the Beast) . . .
• EXPECT THAT EVERY MAN IS ON A LIFE MISSION THATS ALL ABOUT -> HER (Shrek) . . .
. . . and a perfectly generic man - WITH NO OPINION AND NO TONGUE - will come along and give her everything she ever wanted (without any question or hesitation) even though she has done NOTHING to earn it.
That’s right. And by the time American boys are 8 years old . . . they are expected to fall apart when a pretty girl enters the room. Gimme a fucking break.
Pretty girl walks around the corner and does NOTHING. . .
• Boy is ‘EXPECTED’ to drop whatever he is doing.
• His jaw is ‘EXPECTED’ to hit the floor.
• He is ‘EXPECTED’ to fall apart.
• He is now ‘EXPECTED’ to trip over his own words.
• He is ‘EXPECTED’ to be rendered complete speechless and EXTEND HER EVERY COURTESY— AUTOMATICALLY — NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES —- OR HER BEHAVIOR.
. . . and a man who does NOT is immediately called –> an “asshole” who must die.
LOL!!
Go straight to hell you fucking automatically entitled cunts.
I have better shit to live for.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Chris keep up the good work, you are one of the rare sane men in this insane world.
Chris….
Man I am young and I learn alot from u
I copy THE SAME WAY u treat this bitchess
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
dammm I am winningg
2nd thing i wanted to ask………
Why DOES EVERY FKN BITCH THINK SHE IS A PRINCESSS??
@Angela . . . I mean - @Retarded Cunt.
Why do you want to shoot a man in the head for having an opinion?
Did he treat you badly?
Are you still mad at your daddy for not buying you a pony on your 16th Birthday?
Do you expect men to worship you?
And men who don’t . . deserve a bullet??
Why don’t you just fuck off and die.