Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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You’re the most pathetic guys out there, DAMN.
Never had a good relationship? Or a father who respected your mum?
Ask woman for advice to understand them, not men.
I think Dick needs to interact more with woman from a open perspective. He’s really acting like a dick.
Chris, so what is the insight here, what’s the information, what/ how you deal/ do this? Examples?
From what I understand as far as inner game, correct me if Im wrong, when a woman behaves badly, not like a lady it’s a way of her telling me she want’s me. The only reason for her feeling emotions and acting on them in this case “badly” is wanting me in the first place.
Also you have mentoined busting, what’s that?
Cheers,
@ Cat
Chris is a LEGEND .. what he says is TRUE…
But one thing I will do in ur place is BRING A BITCH to ur cousins place and fornicate her there… between them and let the bitch tell ur cousin HOW STRONG U ARE IN SEX.,..
Trust Me It works…Man I hacked and cybered and fucked all the girls I knew on my myspace thru this technique…
Be a BITCH…
U know the theory of Showing her some affection and then Vanishing
Really It works..
Show her u want her and u want to fuck her but BE BAD and fuck some WHORE infront of her or anything like that
Man they will be ALL OVER U
MEN ARE THE BEST
Ok, lemme get this straight…
Treat a women how she should be, based on behavior. (My cousin’s cool, especially when she’s stoned. Hey, I didn’t say I wasn’t smoking bud.)
About the fuck buddy…
If she’s polite, kind, unselfish, be the same towards her. Just not giving her anything (Especially physical. Like, money, not my long-johns. I’d give her that with a big smile =D)
If she’s an evil cunt bitch, tell her to suck a nut. Got it.
Nice guys finish last. Gotcha. But the vast majority of women are bitches anyways, so who gives a fuck. (I’d say around 2-5% are actually good, but that’s pushing it a little)
So, like, should I just ignore her though, if she ever tries to get my attention? Like if she just randomly calls my name, should I continue to focus on my business, but respond like a don’t really care?
Ugh, I’m so awful at this.
My mind was warped. But, I do believe it will be a speedy recovery, thanks to you, Chris. And I’m sure other people can learn from you too.
“Sorry, we have coffee breaks, not crying and put in my tampon breaks.” Marcus, episode 4, where he interviews Dick Masterson. Have you seen it? It’s EPIC. Well, I got a few kicks out of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtVhLU6A664
LMFAO!!!!! Thanks for making my point!
Those are EXCELLENT examples of –>> BAD FEMALE PROGRAMMING.
Pay very close attention here:
“Be yourself” only means —->>> “Please make it easy for me to figure you out as quickly as possible, so that I can keep you at arms length and withhold from you , while I try out a few other guys first.”
Never “be yourself” –>> BE THE MAN YOU EVENTUALLY WANT TO BE.
(You can thank me for that later)
And “Be a nice guy” only means —>> “Be weak, give away all of your power for free, and let me win.”
NEVER FALL FOR THAT SHIT.
NO. You don’t ever want to look at yourself and see that you are using “TACTICS”.
TACTICS are for women. Every single move is carefully calculated well in advance and all hell breaks loose if it doesn’t work out HER way. Fuck tactics.
.. and yes! Fuck your cousins and what they think because you wanted to get some pussy. It’s not an INSULT when men want to fuck women. Its actually a COMPLIMENT. Its WOMEN who behave like its a fucking tragedy all the time.
SHE: “OMG! he wants to fuck me? Ew Gross!”
Its your job to remind her –>> that’s the whole biological point between men and women in the first place.
Well I believe in treating EVERYONE according to their own behavior.
If a woman behaves like a bitch, you point it out to her and tell her you will not tolerate it. If she behaves like an angel, you can enjoy that and let her know that you do.
But you will notice that women EXPECT to be treated like angles, even when they are trying to get away with shitty, second-class behavior. In fact many women want to behave like stupid cunts, and STILL want to be worshipped. That’s very common.
Fuck ‘em.
So if we are REALLY gonna think about it on a deeper level,
There are only 2 ways you can treat women.
1. A man can treat her PERFECTLY (the way SHE wants all the time)
or
2. You can treat her PROPERLY! (according to her own behavior).
Only a woman who intends to get away with shitty behavior would have a problem with number two. Family members are no different.
FEMALE FAMILY MEMBERS WILL WORK VERY HARD TO MAKE YOU THE VICTIM OF BAD FEMALE PROGRAMMING. They will maintain that you should ALWAYS be good to women - no matter what the circumstances.
• Always treat her like a lady
• Always tell her how your feel about her
• Always tell her she is beautiful and you love her.
You get where I am going with this???
Yeah but what if she doesn’t BEHAVE like a lady???
(Now THAT would be some REALLY useful information!)
Treat EVERYONE according to their own behavior, and you can’t go wrong.
But if you fall victim to BAD FEMALE PROGRAMMING - you can make massive mistakes.
Oh, and a little thing I forgot to mention.
I merely want sex for the jollies and bragging rights. I could give a shit less about her pleasure. Need a quick and useful tactic.
Cheers!
But I’m trying to stay sober, I’d rather not have a belly at the moment, my almost-abs help with those jollies. and probably so will swimming.
(Just don’t get cocky, right?)
…Yeah, sorry about all these questions, I’ve never really been able to get a straight answer besides “Be yourself” or “Be a nice guy” because that sure as hell doesn’t work. So, yeah, you seem like quite the intellectual man, overlooked smarts, and a handful of handy tips.
Why did we even give them so much freedom? What a disaster.
I miss back in the old days, when if a women ever back-talked, she got the backhand.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Right-o, old bean, but I meant my family. My cousin could possibly piss off my own family at me. I could give a shit less about the fuckable.
So you’re saying fuck the woman with the “I don’t give a fuck, go the hell away” tactic, and fuck my cousins (Reminder, female) feelings?
…That might not work out so well, and by that, to my family, I’m the “Lovable goof who can do lots of stuff and is good looking.” (Working title, Zoolander helped out a bit. ;]) Not the “Oh god, it’s the chauvinistic dillhole who’s a jerk.”
Which brings me to another question. How should I treat female family members? And I would appreciate it if you answer the previous one as well.
More and more, day by day, I begin to believe as I see…
Men are better than women.
@CURIOUSCAT. . . . I wish to add to my above comment . . .
Don’t ever forget the title of this entire thread.
“WHY WOMEN HATE SEX”
ITS NOT CALLED:
“Why women will love you for wanting to fuck other women”.
LMAO!!!
;) Cheers
@CuriousCat . . .
Well the most important problem in there is that you CARE what your cousin thinks.
It’s not actually a problem that you want fuck her.
The ACTUALL PROBLEM lies in the fact that YOU THINK it’s a NEGATIVE
that you want to fuck a girl. No matter who she is.
When you want to fuck a girl, no man can afford to FEEL like thats something he should APOLOGIZE for, or “feel bad about”.
Understand?
As long as you care about what people think about WHO and WHEN you want to fuck, I’m afraid you are already limiting yourself to how rarely you are gonna be getting laid.
When I want to have sex with a girl, I communicate it to her as quickly as possible. I don’t say “lets have dinner sometime” . . . or can I call you next week . . . or I wonder what her girlfriend will think about it . . . .or what her mother will say because I’m 13 years older than she.
THINK ABOUT IT . . .
Your cousin has a hot friend.
And you wanna fuck her.
You said : –”if you piss off the daughter of the family, they’ll get the whole family pissed at you.”
SO?
Man, I piss women off just by not letting them bum a smoke when I’m running low. I piss women off just because I dont pay attention to them. I piss women off when I COMPLIMENT a friend of hers. Pissing women off is like an every day occurence. But its part of being a man.
You can’t fuck women you want to fuck,
and appease OTHER women.
IT’S IMPOSSIBLE. SO DONT BOTHER.
Bro… Chris
ONE MAIN QUESTION I WAS ALWAYS FACING
HOW AND WHEN DO I KNOW THAT THIS BITCH LIKES ME??
Or what are the signs that I should take granted that she loves me and I do the move?
Chris Bro
U rock
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
Yuppie…. U know when U try to be Nice to a girl U actually Get an Inner GUILT FEELING SAYING STOPPPP STOPP or NOOO
I seriously do…
And Bro I am 24 yrs old…I am applying ur techniques and I make the bitchess cry…
I play with their minds and I get them ….
But ONE thing is I HAVE TO FOCUS on myself
I surely will bro
Thanks alot Chris….U always make my day
Wow, what insight. How motivational, but… I do have a problem.
I plan to go on a trip later on to see family, and it just so happens my cousin (Female) has a hot friend. I want to hit it in the sack with her, and nothing else.
Any good way to go about that, without pissing off family?
The reason I say this, is that if you piss off the daughter of the family, they’ll get the whole family pissed at you. And I’d be glad not to have that.
Abridged: Want to get in the sack with cousin’s hot friend and still be cool with cousin.
Your advice is excellent, and I have noticed kindness goes unrewarded and the jerks get all the pussy. But, I think I need to work on my skills. Any tips?
Yes but what is MOST interesting here . . .
is how one would compare it against what women SAY they want.
• “I want a MAN who KNOWS where he is going in life”.
How many have ever heard a woman say that before???
• “I want a MAN who KNOWS where he is going in life”.
Many men don’t even realize that those words actually MEAN something extremely important.
While its VERY WRONG for a man to pay attention to what WOMEN want before what HE wants for HIMSELF. . . . . those words actually translate to –>> “I AM NOT GENUINELY ATTRACTED TO WEAK MEN WHO GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO PURSUE ME . . . BECAUSE EVEN I DON’T BELIEVE THAT I AM WORTH IT”.
Most men who “actively pursue women” generally get nowhere.
Or they DO find out that she (or the sex) was NOT worth it.
Or they have very little genuine success with them.
. . . and the little bit of “success” they have with women,
almost NEVER goes the way HE wants.
Quite often, men who get lots and lots of pussy every weekend whenever they want, never even sat themselves down to ask themselves if it makes them “happy”. Most men who pursue women, are not made “happy” by it.
because they are prepared to lower themselves to live by HER terms. That’s a huge loss of man points right there.
Men should be much more interested in living by their OWN terms. And they should always set those standards themselves. Men who pursue women are prepared to overlook their own standards for hers.
NO MAN SHOULD EVER GIVE A FUCK WHAT STRANGE WOMEN WANT.
Period.
LMFAO! That’s so fucking true!! Men can get laid far more often by the most attractive women, by doing absolutely nothing. Just by ignoring them and telling them to get lost. In fact, now that I put it in a sentence like that it sounds like complete bullshit. But it’s true! Look at all the stupid bitches here at MABTW who are NOT ALLOWED BUT JUST WON’T LEAVE.
YES –> BUT!! A woman doesn’t freely peel her panties off for EVERY man who pays attention to her. Even men who pay BOATLOADS of attention to her never get the pussy. Why?
ATTRACTIVE WOMEN GET SO MUCH ATTENTION FROM MEN THAT YOU WILL OFTEN HEAR THEM COMPLAIN THEY ARE GETTING TOO MUCH OF IT.
Attractive women actually criticize the KIND of attention they get , and will often DISQUALIFY POSITIVE male attention as “annoying. A nuisance. Non-challenge. Boring. Lame.”
That’s right. Anonymously send an LA 10/10 girl a dozen roses and you will be called a “stalker” for that. So save your fuckin’ money if you want to get laid.
WOMEN ARE NEVER - EVER - ATTRACTED TO WEAK, WUSSY, ASS-KISSING MALE BEHAVIOR. ESPECIALLY EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE HIGHLY FUCKABLE WOMEN.
So that means –>> Withholding attention is a much more effective way of enjoying more success with extremely attractive women.
Dick just wrote an entire new article on that yesterday.
1. Withhold attention!
2. Withhold more attention!!
3. Withhold that fucking attention!!!
That’s exactly how I pick up chicks.
:)
Even the meanest, coldest, most physically repulsive women on the surface of the planet still manage to get an enormous amount of attention from hordes of men. This is probably because of the fact that so many men will just stand up and fuck anything that moves. The only difference between an attractive woman and an ugly woman is one of degree rather than kind; whereas one can attract virtually any man that crosses her path, the other can still attract fairly huge crowds of drooling, amorous men.
@ :) Matt. We are in LA / Vegas too.
I know EXACTLY what you mean by “hey theres a dude over there not paying any attention to me.. oh well ill ask someone else for help/directions”. Made me laugh actually.
WOMEN IN LA - ARE THE WORST WOMEN ON THE PLANET.
YES –>> ON A WORLDWIDE SCALE.
(Believe me, I know whereof I speak.)
I don’t fuckin’ CARE how hot some chick is (or THINKS she is ) but LA chicks need to be IGNORED MOST OF ALL. The cunting expressions on their faces when they walk into a room are like “OK boys, form the line behind me here”.
All they are –>> is good looking. That’s it. Nothing more. They are good for nothing, useless pieces of shit.
Not only can LA girls “not cook” . . . they have no interest in learning HOW. And a woman’s who is not even interested in improving herself beyond her own looks is JUST NOT WORTH A MAN’S TIME.
While that may sound “EXTREME” - it is precisely knowing that (and not being afraid to say that to their face) that you will be fucking an LA 10 before you know it.
Haha thats awesome Mark. If i worked with Chris i would follow him around with a pen and pad and take notes!
I can understand why i shouldn’t drop my jaw every time i see a babe. I live in southern california and i just saw an LA 10 on my way home from work LOL. As far as ignoring them goes that doesn’t really work for me. they’re just like, “hey theres a dude over there not paying any attention to me.. oh well ill ask someone else for help/directions”.
I need to carry some Hershey candy bars around with me i suppose!
Hey Matt. I work with Chris, and he is kinda being modest here. He’s talking about considering girls for a ‘relationship’ or anything past a one-night-shag. When first meeting girls, he generally ignores them completely.
I don’t know how he does it, but we are talking together, and a really hot chick will walk by. He will just keep talking, and looking directly at me, totally into what he was saying. Then point out to me that I am the one not paying attention!!!!!
“Man up! You gotta stop staring at every cute girl that walks into the room like you’ve been in the Army for 10 years.” He’s got a point! I tend to do that.
I witnessed a hot girl come over and ask him for a cigarette and a light, and he said “What? You want me to smoke it and butt it for you too?”. Then he dismissed her, flipped her off, and said “Do you mind? My friend and I are talking thanks.” I couldn’t believe it. Twenty minutes later she approached him while he was going to the bathroom and he gave her shit for “stalking him” to the men’s room. Then she practically threw her phone number at him. He definitely doesn’t pursue women and it works. If he did, it wouldn’t work at all.