Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Women are just good at sex. :}
Tits rule~ <3
Falsely accuse you of assault? It’s becoming more and more common. And with the sexual assault laws being rewritten to secure more convictions you want to be careful not to piss off the wrong woman.
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Very true.
Thing is, even if you DO NOTHING but treat her with respect, she can still claim you abused her.
Go to the New Jersey Bar Foundation’s site, and see for yourselves. Here is a small, but ominous sample of what constitutes DV these days.
Emotional Abuse
Has the abuser ever:
* Called you humiliating or demeaning names?
* Treated you like a household servant?
* Withheld money, the checkbook, credit cards?
* Tried to control your daily activities such as:
o where you go?
o what you do?
o who your friends are?
* Isolated you from family and friends?
You can read the rest of this at: http://www.njsbf.org/njsbf/publications/domviolence.cfm#3
or THIS little number:
William Hetherington’s wife deserted him and their children and ran off with a boyfriend.
Following her breakup with the boyfriend, and facing the prospect of losing custody of the children and losing the status accompanying such custody, she proposed to Hetherington that they should be reconciled.
The reconciliation provided her with the opportunity of accusing him of marital rape.
Hetherington has now languished in prison for ten years for a “crime” of which he is innocent, a crime which is becoming a public scandal comparable to the Dreyfus case of a century ago. The most obvious parallel between the two cases is that the prolongation of Hetherington’s incarceration serves only the bad purpose of saving “the system” from exposure for its incompetence and its arrogant contempt for simple justice, and saving the reputation of the judge, Thomas Yeotis, whose weakness of character and wish to play shabby chivalric games created the Hetherington scandal.
Judge Yeotis said he wanted to make Hetherington “a symbol to all mankind”by demonstrating that a wife who accuses her husband of marital rape must be a victim.
Before such a politically correct judge all the woman needed to do was dab her eyes with kleenex and wonder what a poor little weak woman like herself would do if she didn’t have a big strong judge like Yeotis to protect her. The big strong judge’s cheap judicial chivalry didn’t cost him a thing.
He passed that cost on to Hetherington in the form of a sentence of 15-30 years in prison for the crime of having had sex with a wife who had deserted him and their children to run off with a boyfriend and then proposed a reconciliation.
All that was required for the woman to get what she asked for was the political correctness of Judge Yeotis and the willingness of the legal system to ignore due process of law in the interest of being politically correct.
Until recently in rape prosecutions it was customary for the judge to read Sir Matthew Hale’s rule that the jury ought to “view the woman’s testimony with caution. The accusation is one easily made and hard to refute”. No more. Feminists tantrumed at the suggestion that a woman might be untruthful, and the legal system, always their willing hand maiden, removed Sir Matthew Hale’s “commonsense admoniton”.
“Woman”, said Sir William Blackstone, “is the favorite of the laws”.
Deathslayer
Thanks Chris, you are cool.
Correct me if.. ;) - So busting is for ex this;
She said “guess what”
Me; :), yea, now Ill be guessing whole day, and because you said it I would be thinking about you, very clever/ cute.
Chris and guys, did you notice when we started talkng to each other, women stoped posting, also since they have no real advice. Guys this is very cool helping out each other, than just argue.
By the way Chris your “making out” was excellent, I get it, Ill steal this from you;)
Falsely accuse you of assault? It’s becoming more and more common. And with the sexual assault laws being rewritten to secure more convictions you want to be careful not to piss off the wrong woman.
Guys
Online relationships….
Why does it suck and really NEVER work???
And Stilll I find all the girls over in myspace and faceboook and some wankers tooo……
AHGAHAHAHHA
Look tHE KEY TO IT… IS DNT EVER KISS HER ASS.,…
Why?>?
1 - Her ass smells
2 - U will never satisfy a women
U dnt realize that NO MAN IS HAPPY whatsover and his girl is ALWAYS complaining ..
Just SHUT HER UP…..Trust ME… I do it…
Be the Nasty Guy…Let them FEAR u
ahhahahahahahahaha
I do it and I get them
se ya all and CHRIS TAKE CARE MAN….
And FAKE CHRIS,….. with some one else IP plzzz BITCH GET A LIFE…
Guess what! is for 5 year olds. Haha. Good one.
Deathslayer… Chris… You two are helping me out in sow many ways, I don’t know how to thank you.
With this new-fond knowledge, I don’t think I have to be a nice guy anymore! I just have to do what I want, and don’t slave over a woman. Do what makes ME happy, not some prissy missy.
Thank you both (But especially Chris) so much, this is exactly what I needed.
And if I ever need any advice, I know who to go to.
That’s a shame. If you are “afraid” of spontaneously making out with a girl, then a woman will sense it in EVERYTHING you say and do.
Think about it.
Remember what I said —>> WHO CARES!!!!!!
(feel free to scroll up and click ’show all” to read my recent posts.
I really don’t want to repeat myself here)
It’s amusing. If she doesn’t want to make out with you then WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME (and energy) on her when there are boatloads of other women out there who WILL.
It doesn’t MATTER if she pulls back or doesn’t want to kiss you. That should be amusing to you. That’s your cue to shrug, smile, and say “see ya!”. Leave immediately!
NEVER - EVER - get suckered into a female conversation online. What a waste of fucking time. your interactions with women should be REAL or NON EXISTENT.
E-LATIONSHIPS by email, chat and texting is for GIRLS.
YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO RESPOND EVERYTIME A WOMEN SAYS SOMETHING —>> ESPECIALLY IF SHE SAYS SOMETHING RETARDED LIKE “guess what!”.
If it were ME I would write back TOMORROW (or maybe the NEXT DAY) and say “Guess What –>> is for 5 year olds”. . . and nothing else. That would be funny.
Remember “THE PAUSE”. Its always more powerful when someone is waiting in ANTICIPATION of a response from you.
Anyway . . . .have a great weekend you guys. I’ve been off with a minor injury these last couple fo weeks. So I wont be around much. Good luck to all of you.
Cheers!
bows to Chris.
No, you are owed just as much. Trust me, I didn’t reach that mindset until I got sick of being a nice guy or a guy always doing for women. Once I not only started saying NO to women and not caring what they thought, I had more women interested in me.
Right now, I’ve got women on my machine answering asking me for help. I’m ignoring the ones who just want to whine-those I only talk to IF and ONLY if they take me out to eat or cook me a good meal. MY time is valuable and I dictate how long I will listen to them. The others I let them know up front how much my time is worth and I either get cash on delivery or they get ignored.
If women think they can call me and just to talk about THEIR relationship problems, I simply hang up. They still can’t believe that, but they know…if it’s not something that benefits me or you see me as an emotional tampon, you get dropped, ignored or rejected. Women can’t believe a guy would hang up on them, women expect a man to want their attention. When you show you actually DON’T care what they think and say and your ACTIONS amplify this, you have power you can’t even imagine.
I’ve ignored two particular women for three weeks and they still keep calling. IF I do decide to answer them, I’ll ask why they haven’t called and that I missed hearing from them. They have been neglecting me and I thought they were good friends with me….
It’s really THAT easy to use a woman’s own attacks against her. She becomes the chaser and you run the show without her knowing it.
Chris, keep educating men here, especially me. Constant reminders of how to survive and win the game are needed. You either learn or you burn.
Deathslayer
…I don’t know if I have the nards to do that so spontaneously, Chris. But I guess I could give it a try.
What if she pulls back though?
Another question. What if a woman asks you that on MySpace or something? Not exactly the same thing.
@Deathslayer +++1000 man points.
BWAH HA HA HA HA - That’s hilarious. But im guessing it would work. I would probably say ‘what?’. Which leaves her open to say anything she wants, including making me look rediculous. I have alot of shit to learn, thats for sure.
Well, I would start making out with her. Seriously. I would kiss her. I AVOID conversations that women try to “lead” . . . or I completely change its direction.
“Guess what?” —>> is for 5 year olds.
…What do you do when a woman asks “Guess what?”
Wow, such a pathetic attempt to derail a conversation.
Ever notice how many women IGNORE the IP Man Hash? It lets you see WHO is posting, so if some bitter brat of a female human tries to cause confusion by using the same username, all you need to do is look at the IP hash to see who is who.
You’d think these women would figure out that not only are men better than they are, we also prepare better than they do. Who else but a man would have such a SIMPLE but effective men as to expose women as liars and hypocrites?
And yes, Chris is right…all a woman needs to know about you is that YOU are interested in her.
You treat her the same way she has treated other guys and she’ll be putty in your hands.
Always have this thought with a woman:
I survived before you
I’ll survive with you
I’ll survive after you
So, if you just have sex with her and she cuts if off expecting a ‘commitment’, you drop her. Why? Were you good before her? Are you good with her? They you be good AFTER you drop her.
If she knows she has no emotional, sexual or mental power over you, then what is she going to do? Nothing, you become the biggest challenge to her, she’ll start thinking SHE can change you, but if you follow Chris’ points, you’ll KNOW NOT TO CHANGE and she’ll be the one catering to you.
It’s cold, heartless, logical and effective.
That’s why it works for men.
Deathslayer
A wise men once said “relationships are for girls, and the weak men they seek who are expected to fall over themselves to appease them.” Respect is not giving to you stupid cunt, it is EARNED BY YOU. So start earning it or shut the fuck up.
LMFAO!!!! Cute try, bitch.
Go woman-ipulate some other place.
Its never going to work here.
:-)
@STUDIOLINE,
OK, I will correct you because you’re wrong. ;)
“INNER GAME” is NOT about –>> HER.
YOUR “INNER GAME” IS ABOUT –>> YOU.
STOP thinking about WOMEN and their behavior, what they mean, what they say, what they want, what they need, how they act, how to treat them. JUST STOP.
You will drive yourself crazy.
CONCENTRATE ON YOU and YOUR behavior, what YOU mean, what YOU say, what YOU want, what YOU need, how YOU act, how YOU treat yourself.
That’s my whole point!!! If I concentrated on THEM I would never get laid!! If you concentrate and focus on your SELF, then you will know what YOU expect/want/need and you will be setting STANDARDS for yourself. . . . instead of trying to work extremely hard to try and live up to HER. Which will always FAIL, and it will make you MISERABLE.
It’s important to ALWAYS have “FUN” when you are interacting with women. I mean REALLY ENJOYING yourself. Because if you are not ENJOYING yourself, there really is no point. You would be better off doing ANYTHING else . . . including masturbation!!!
Because even when you masturbate –>> Your fantasies will ALWAYS turn out the way YOU want them to.
:)
I have a very clear definition in MY head about what kind of behavior I expect from anyone. Especially women who I am considering spending MY TIME with. You should too. Decide what you will NOT tolerate and expect women to live up to YOU instead of the other way around.
BECAUSE –>> THEY WILL TEST YOU.
Women will try and get away with the shittest behavior and unwarranted outbursts far beyond your imagination.
You should really watch the film - “MY FAIR LADY” Best picture 1964 Now that’s a facinating
Making fun of her. Teasing her. Just like you would with your BRATTY LITTLE SISTER.
• Don’t compliment her on her new purse that looks fucking stupid.
“Wow that’s a big purse, you carrying a gun in there?”
• When she asks you a stupid question like “Does my ass look fat in these pants??”
ANSWER: “YES!!!! Your ass looks fat in those pants!!!”
• When you are driving in YOUR car, and she changes the Music track / volume because she doesn’t like it … CHANGE IT BACK . . . AND TURN IT UP.
• When you are going out for Italian and she says “AW??? Can we go get sushi intead????” . . . . Just say –>> “Fine. YOU Pay.” Then watch the expression on her face.
etc.
Don’t demonstrate weakness, or ass-kissing under any circumstances.
Or you will never enjoy yourself. EVER.