Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Chris, I think if all men were dealing with women the way you do, the issue between men and women would resolve itself within a month.
@MARK . . . and just like “menarebetterthanwomen” . . .
THE ABOVE LYRICS WERE WRITTEN —>>> F O R - A - R E A S O N.
MenAREbetterthanwomen.
OMFG!
Thats the 1964 version of MENAREBETTERTHANWOMEN!!
WORD FOR WORD!
For those idiot women who think this website is “nothing but misogynist propaganda” . . . here is a song (lyrics) from the 1964 film MY FAIR LADY which won best picture.
It was true BEFORE 1964.
It was true DURING 1964.
and it is still true today.
The song is called “WHY CAN’T A WOMAN BE MORE LIKE A MAN?”
Enjoy!
Women are irrational, that’s all there is to that!
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They’re nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags!
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historic’ly fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Well, why can’t a woman be like that?
Why do women do what the others do?
Can’t a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev’rything their mothers do?
Why don’t they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can’t a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Whenever you are with them, you’re always at ease.
(to another man in the room)
Would you be slighted if I didn’t speak for hours?
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
Well, why can’t a woman be like you?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there’s one with slight defects;
One, Im sure whose truthfulness she’ll doubt a bit.
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can’t a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
(to another man in the room)
If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
Well, why can’t a woman be like us?
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can’t a woman be a chum?
Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight’ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don’t they straighten up the mess that’s inside?
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing?
And carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I’m going?
Why can’t a woman be like me?”
BRILLIANT.
First of all –>> Vibrators aren’t ’sex’.
Secondly –>> Vibrators were invented, produced, packaged , and sold BY MEN for women who think vibrators are the same as sex. You don’t deserve a real man - or penis - anyway.
That’s obvious. And thank you.
Masturbating isn’t “sex” either.
If you get sex and allegedly ‘love’ it so much,
you wouldn’t masturbate.
The 1964 film “My Fair Lady” was 3 hours of misogynist propaganda. IT WON BEST PICTURE and still plays to packed houses and standing ovations everywhere.
The story is AGE OLD.
Man who has is shit together accidentally encounters TERRIBLE female behavior. Laughs at her, and she hasn’t got a hope in hell. She gets furious beyond all recognition. She BEGS for his guidance. He EDUCATES her. She fucking HATES it - just like I educated you (above). She throws tantrums, whines, complains, and cries . . .
HERE’S THE IMPORTANT PART:
NON-mysogynist wannabe boyfriend, follows her, waits for her, pines for her, brings her flowers, tells her everything SHE WOULD RATHER HEAR and is prepared to do ANYTHING for her approval . . . she winds up going back to the asshole for more.
THE END.
Are you starting to get it now?
Of COURSE you hope I was joking.
Women HATE it when they can’t get away with anything.
WOMEN ARE NOT A “SPECIES”.
They are a SEX of the SAME SPECIES.
. . . .and because you didn’t know that,
you proved you are incapable of reason,
nor is your thought on the same level as mine.
So do I. I hope that more than YOU do.
Fortunately, the odds are largely against
finding a female doctor who saves lives.
For once , you and I are in total agreement.
“Menarebetterthanwomen” is not a ‘conspiracy’ –>> it’s a FACT.
Get over and fuck off this website.
Fuckyouverymuch.
Men are better than women.
Obviously you don’t have very good taste in women. Why do you back to the same restaurant if you keep getting food poisoning?
Frigid Anglo-American Entitlement Princesses, mature? Give us a break.
Wait a minute… in all your infinite wisdom, could you please explain why, if women hate sex so much, vibrators even exist? Any outside perspective might point to this strange phenomenon: women masturbate, yet somehow hate sex? My mind has been blown. If this “they only do it to get something else” is true, then why the masturbating? To be honest, this whole website looks more along the lines of misogynist propaganda. I hope you’re joking, but I’m afraid you’re not. Are you really convinced women are from a different species, completely incapable of reason or thought on the same level as yours? Well, then, I certainly hope you are never in an emergency situation that requires the aid of a female doctor or emt- the shock might kill you. It’s not some big conspiracy- women are the same species with different parts- get over it or get out.
Wow. Seriously. I’m sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but you are obviously homosexual. Besides the obvious point that the vagina that you describe is not the vagina most women have, you seem to have an impossibly idealistic view of penises. It’s almost as though you have never experienced the unpleasant scent emanating from your own nutsack. If that’s the case, then perhaps your patterns of cleanliness require more work that 99.999% of the population is willing to commit to. On the other hand, I can only hope you were joking. If not, you are incapable of enjoying the extreme satisfaction of sex between mature adults, and that is truly sad.
WOMEN HATE SEX, AND THOSE THAT SAY THEY LIKE SEX ARE PATHOLOGICAL LIARS LIVING IN A SICK WORLD OF FANTASY
The overwhelming majority of women hate sex because their lousy at it and the female reproductive physiology was not designed for the achievement of orgasm or sexual pleasure. Most women have little or no intrinsic biological motivation to seek out coitus for its own sake because their bodies manufacture androgens (particularly testosterone, the hormone of desire) in minute quantities and they are not as behaviourally responsive to gonadal steroidogenesis in the same way that men are; because a significant majority of women are passionless, loveless creatures, possessing very little or no sex drive, they often tend to blame their sexual difficulties on the men in their lives. But do not be deceived, my brothers; because most women are devoid of sexual passion, they are not able to take responsibility for their own actions.
Additionally, women are, for the most part, physiologically incapable of experiencing or producing orgasm. On an anatomical level, the cliteris is located a considerable distance away from the introitus, which is the site of the actual penetration itself, and the distance between the cliteris and the introitus is interrupted by the fleshy protuberance of the urethral tract, which provides a further hindrance to the achievement of cliteral stimulation. Thus, during intercourse, in order for orgasmic response to be achieved in the woman, the shaft of the penis must rub against the cliteris; this forces the cliteral hood to retract, which subsequently leads to the thickening of the walls of the outer one-third of the vagina. However, when actual penile thrusting occurs, the site of the actual penetration is too far from the cliteris for any stimulation to result, making the vast majority of women (probably over 90%) essentially non-orgasmic, frigid creatures.
My dear Miss Domino, if you truly liked sex you would smearing your pussy (free of charge of course) in the faces of all the men on this site. However, you are a sexless being who, for all your idle boasting, has probably never achieved an orgasm in your entire, wretched life.
Bend over, Miss Domino, and be prepared to receive the anal sex you so richly deserve, without the benefit of vaseline for lubrication. We’ll see how much you truly like “sex” after the walls of your anus begin to swell and run red with blood… frigid cunt.
Boolocks I LIKE sex BECAUSE of the lack of control. And BTW, is this a gay website? I don’t get it - who are you acting all alpha-male in front of? It don’t make sense.
@MAYA - Yes. Women hate sex.
They only thing women “enjoy” about sex is ->> WHAT ELSE THEY GET BY FUCKING. When women don’t GET ANYTHING BUT an orgasm, or a screaming good time in bed . . . . they fucking HATE it, and will throw a screaming fit of regret.
I know this because I have told plenty of women:
“OK. I enjoyed that. You’re a lovely young lady. Take care now.”
And even though we both enjoyed ourselves tremendously,
the stupid whore will fucking HATE sex because she didn’t get anything ELSE.
The only thing you DON’T hate about sex with your ‘boyfriend’ (fuck, I hate that word)…
is what ELSE YOU GET out of him.
Perhaps you call the shots in your bullshit relationship. Perhaps he pays all the bills . . . in which case - you HAD BETTER give it to him when he wants it - AND like it. Perhaps he gives you everything you want outside the bedroom, even when you behave like a total bitch . . . . just so he can fuck you.
The way women feel about sex is never proportionate to the ’sex’ itself - no matter HOW spectacular it may have been . . . .
WOMEN HATE SEX.
Unless they get some other condition met - or payment out of it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Women hate sex??? I pretty much enjoy it - a LOT. My boyfriend does too - his repetetive reminders to me of this every night after we do it must be SOME indicator.
Very good point that was overlooked in this article
Women hate sex because they are not in control.
this is the 14 t/o tart, right?
Hey Scott, I am trying to eat today. That image you so vividly described may make me lose my apetite for a week.
His point is that whenever he looks at women he vomits, whenever he looks at pussy he vomits. He was not like this all his life, he is now after intaractins with you women. You say it’s funny but every day you women create new men like this. You dont like to know it because it’s seems easier to not giva a shit. And his point is that because of what women are doing and being they only deserve to die. That’s briefly his point.
alright, what’s ur point? It’s god given curse. You wouldn’t insult a retard just because he was born as a retard? You wouldn’t insult a criple for being a criple? Just deal with it!!! It’s stinky but hell ya it would make u come back for more.
Um, what the fuck is wrong with you and what kinds of women have you been fucking? I feel sorry for you pal, you must have shitloads of diseases? You want to talk about vagina’s? Without women and their “vagina’s” there would be no babies on this earth, and you wouldn’t even fucking exist. So shut the fuck up. I don’t understand how guys are always cracking jokes about women’s private areas and shit. How is that funny? We are all human, we all have bodies and I’m as many times as women have to wash their “vagina’s” you have to wash your own little 2 inch dick or it will reek like fucking dog shit and rotten fish, so shut the fuck up and stop expecting women to be perfect. You sure the fuck aren’t, douchebag.
P.S. Who the fuck told you women hate their vagina’s? LMFAO. Are you fucking on drugs or what? That is too funny for me to even take you seriously. You need help.
PP.S. Whoever created this site either A. Got beat up in school like a little pussy B. Got beat up by their mother like a little pussy or C. Can’t get laid. A little word of advice to you, get the fuck over yourself, you’re nothing special, you’re just another scumbag who talks shit behind a computer screen about women because you’re too much of a pussbag to say any of this shit in real life. Grow the fuck up, you coward.