Why women hate sex.

Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.

That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?

Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.

This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.

Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.

This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.

In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.

That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.

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Comment by Men need to die
2008-07-11 14:33:09 - IP Man-Hash: 8676b1eda1ae4

Time to cut some dicks off and shove them down there throats maybe then you will stop talking shit.

 
Comment by Kelly
2008-07-11 14:31:14 - IP Man-Hash: 8676b1eda1ae4

Muzalon said:

SkeetInherEye said:

Women are angry because actions like sex elude them. I remember fucking a girl at her house. She called me to come over and fuck her, meanwhile she just laid there like a sack of shit. What’s funny is that i didnt give a fuck whether she got off or not because she sucked at sex. I wiped my dick on her pillowcase, cooked some mac and cheese on her stove and left a mess. i would rather hit up popeyes than that bitch every again. Besides how can you trust something that bleeds for a whole week every month and NOT DIE? Don’t get me wrong, if i ever fuck another girl like that im just going to have to make up for her lack of enthusiasm.

The media gives them inflated expectations of sex, far beyond what their sub-human physiology gives them any right to expect.

Commander Scott said:

Kelly said:

I was raped over and over again simply walking home. I dont know how you can say guys are better cause you dont see women going out there all the time doing this, like men do. I do not hate guys I just dont think there better.You know not all women are like how you describe them to be on here.

If women wish to put an end to the existence of rape, they should grow sex drives and learn how to enjoy sex. Because rape is easily avoidable, it should be obvious to all concerned that rape is 100% a woman’s fault.

That is the most ignorant thing I have heard in my life,Its a womans fault we get raped wow. If you fucking assholes could keep it in your Godamn pants then that wouldnt happen i mean we have fucking rights too and if we dont want sex we dont have to have it jerk thats why rape is against the law cause its not right. and rape can be easily prevented by finding other chicks that want it not those that dont. you guys should go butt fuck each other thats anthor way to stop it.

 
Comment by Alexandra
2008-07-11 14:22:19 - IP Man-Hash: 25f9466cc710d

Firstly, I’d like to address to you that are you a woman? Are you hiding a vagina under your briefs and have estrogen coursing through your veins. What facts are you presenting to the public and making testimonial statements that they’re correct. It’s your opinion, don’t assert it as a actuality. Your talking bullshit to yourself with a horrendously flawed argument.

 
Comment by Stephanie
2008-07-11 13:39:42 - IP Man-Hash: 0133dc661c0ac

Your website is completely ignorant and closed-minded. Women are not inferior. Go read some medical books.

Reality Check:
The sexes are different and have evolved side by side.
You are biased and blocked from learning important facts. You are not a doctor and do not understand the science of evolution, gender, existance, and religion.

Many women have done great things. If anything has rendered the statistic of worldy inventions made my men compared to women it has been the role of women and their “dis-advantage” of being physically weaker than the men to fight back. This dis-advantage had a psychological ripple effect.

Are you racist? Sexism is a lot like racism, which you deem a bad thing in your top ten reasons about men’s superiority. You often contradict yourself in this website and I found it really obvious.

In this day and age, the United States has realized more and more than women are not inferior. We have also realized and researched more facts which we base science on. This is why life gets better, because the smart men and women do not let their bias cloud their research and learning.

Many men love women. Many people fall in love.
I do not think that any women will truly admire you with the way you are. This is not because she is dumb but because she is observant.
It is sad that you will never experience that with your attitude.

So I guess it all comes down to what you’re gaining in this ignorant website, recognition, a chance to change things, heal some old wounds, self-confidence, etc. But there are things in life you will never experience, and never have, due to your handicap.

I do not think you are an evil person. You have little power and you are too ignorant and biased to learn anything. You back up your facts with mostly opinions and twist the words of others until it suits you. Your technique I find obvious. I do not know if you are too brain-washed to realize your mistakes, though I do believe that you are.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-07-10 22:36:59 - IP Man-Hash: c16fe8edc8558

SkeetInherEye said:

Women are angry because actions like sex elude them. I remember fucking a girl at her house. She called me to come over and fuck her, meanwhile she just laid there like a sack of shit. What’s funny is that i didnt give a fuck whether she got off or not because she sucked at sex. I wiped my dick on her pillowcase, cooked some mac and cheese on her stove and left a mess. i would rather hit up popeyes than that bitch every again. Besides how can you trust something that bleeds for a whole week every month and NOT DIE? Don’t get me wrong, if i ever fuck another girl like that im just going to have to make up for her lack of enthusiasm.

The media gives them inflated expectations of sex, far beyond what their sub-human physiology gives them any right to expect.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-10 14:55:40 - IP Man-Hash: f0b0bc078845e

Kelly said:

I was raped over and over again simply walking home. I dont know how you can say guys are better cause you dont see women going out there all the time doing this, like men do. I do not hate guys I just dont think there better.You know not all women are like how you describe them to be on here.

If women wish to put an end to the existence of rape, they should grow sex drives and learn how to enjoy sex. Because rape is easily avoidable, it should be obvious to all concerned that rape is 100% a woman’s fault.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-10 14:50:55 - IP Man-Hash: f0b0bc078845e

SkeetInherEye said:

Women are angry because actions like sex elude them. I remember fucking a girl at her house. She called me to come over and fuck her, meanwhile she just laid there like a sack of shit. What’s funny is that i didnt give a fuck whether she got off or not because she sucked at sex. I wiped my dick on her pillowcase, cooked some mac and cheese on her stove and left a mess. i would rather hit up popeyes than that bitch every again. Besides how can you trust something that bleeds for a whole week every month and NOT DIE? Don’t get me wrong, if i ever fuck another girl like that im just going to have to make up for her lack of enthusiasm.

The overwhelming majority of women, irrespective of whatever level of maturity they possess, have difficulty performing in bed because they either have very little sexual desire to begin with or are completely sexually frigid. A significant percentage of women are also highly dysfunctional in terms of their ability to achieve physiological sexual arousal; it is this dysfunctionality, together with the female lack of sexual passion, which ultimately prevents women from being able to take collective responsibility for their own actions and subsequently coerces them into blaming their own personal failures on men. This is solely due to the fact that women, because of the relatively small size of the female central nervous system, are largely deficient in both logical reasoning and mathematical analysis; they are less capable of reasoning logically in a systematic fashion than men because female socio-sexual functioning is largely driven by behavioural responsiveness to gonadal steroidogenesis. This means that the female psychology itself is largely dominated by a powerful psycho-physiological urge that drives her to fully realize the maternal instinct at all costs, which is in turn regulated exclusively by the endocrinological activity of both estrogen and progesterone.

Thus, women have smaller brains, lower intelligence, possess little or no human sexuality and are more under the influence of hormones than men; it is because of these factors alone that women are transformed into nothing more except socio-economic parasites and sponges who cannot support themselves without the agency of male earning power. Because female socio-sexual behaviour can only operate within certain physiological parameters, they are coerced by their own biology into using sex as a bargaining chip in exchange for those natural resources, fortunately controlled by men, which are crucial to their ability to successfully give birth and rear infants.

Anyway, have you ever considered purchasing a harem of sex slaves? That would certainly be a much better investment than any participation in the effeminating Western institution of marriage. The slave trade in female flesh, especially as it exists in eastern Europe and southeast Asia is probably the best antidote to female entitlement and feminist ideology there is…

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-10 14:05:03 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Kelly said:
I was raped over and over again simply walking home.

That’s HOT!

Isn’t it GREAT when you get laid without really trying??
Lots of girls work way harder than that!!

Congratulations.

 
Comment by SkeetInherEye
2008-07-10 12:14:31 - IP Man-Hash: f5a6b47460e8e

Women are angry because actions like sex elude them. I remember fucking a girl at her house. She called me to come over and fuck her, meanwhile she just laid there like a sack of shit. What’s funny is that i didnt give a fuck whether she got off or not because she sucked at sex. I wiped my dick on her pillowcase, cooked some mac and cheese on her stove and left a mess. i would rather hit up popeyes than that bitch every again. Besides how can you trust something that bleeds for a whole week every month and NOT DIE? Don’t get me wrong, if i ever fuck another girl like that im just going to have to make up for her lack of enthusiasm.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-10 11:58:25 - IP Man-Hash: bbc55c9fdad74

Kelly said:

I was raped over and over again simply walking home. I dont know how you can say guys are better cause you dont see women going out there all the time doing this, like men do. I do not hate guys I just dont think there better.You know not all women are like how you describe them to be on here.

Kell, are you playing with yourself right now?

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-10 11:56:57 - IP Man-Hash: bbc55c9fdad74

Kelly said:

I was raped over and over again simply walking home.

Kell, why can’t you just say straight up what’s on your mind. I know, playing “pussy power” is a bitch for you.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-07-10 11:36:24 - IP Man-Hash: b4cf760cb6f51

Help! A MAN is making me read stuff I don’t agree with and making me insult him with gay insults and small dick slurs! He’s a rapist for making me form a judgement of my own free will! -/sarcasm-

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-10 11:07:28 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Kelly said:

I was raped over and over again

Me too. As a matter of fact I’m being raped right now.

 
Comment by Kelly
2008-07-10 11:05:35 - IP Man-Hash: f88f40c093895

I was raped over and over again simply walking home. I dont know how you can say guys are better cause you dont see women going out there all the time doing this, like men do. I do not hate guys I just dont think there better.You know not all women are like how you describe them to be on here.

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-07-10 08:59:34 - IP Man-Hash: 6a151dc2f5773

Keb said:

no manhole said:

Commander Scott said:

Machine said:

I am a female and I LOVE sex.. it feels good, it gets rid of headaches, it makes me happy when I am sad, and it helps me sleep.

Capital! Another woman who supposedly enjoys having sex! If you really “love” sex then why don’t you give me a ring and come over to my flat. You can bend over and spread those ass cheeks immediately upon arrival, you lying, frigid cunt.

I sincerely hope that you prepare both your heart and your mind for the worst round of anal penetration you’ll ever experience in your life, because when I’m done with you, you’ll be on your hands and knees begging me to stop. We’ll see how much you really “love” sex when you see the blood trickling down your legs and feel the skin being torn inside your rectum. And by the way, I don’t use vaseline; I find it to be too much of an anaphrodisiac.

No vaseline? Remember, a women’s bunghole and anal tract are probably not quite as smooth and comfortable as the “bunghole” of Sue, the female blow up doll you practice on, Commander. Sue is of course a sterile penetration, but real women are not…another important consideration.

Sue…..that’s funny.

No doubt the doll is remarkably androgynous as female blow-up’s go: big boobs (just the way the Commander likes ‘em) but a masculine chin and hairy legs; hence the name Sue (Johnny Cash: boy (doll) named Sue). He-he.

 
Comment by Keb
2008-07-10 08:43:44 - IP Man-Hash: 734957b0d7a67

no manhole said:

Commander Scott said:

Machine said:

I am a female and I LOVE sex.. it feels good, it gets rid of headaches, it makes me happy when I am sad, and it helps me sleep.

Capital! Another woman who supposedly enjoys having sex! If you really “love” sex then why don’t you give me a ring and come over to my flat. You can bend over and spread those ass cheeks immediately upon arrival, you lying, frigid cunt.

I sincerely hope that you prepare both your heart and your mind for the worst round of anal penetration you’ll ever experience in your life, because when I’m done with you, you’ll be on your hands and knees begging me to stop. We’ll see how much you really “love” sex when you see the blood trickling down your legs and feel the skin being torn inside your rectum. And by the way, I don’t use vaseline; I find it to be too much of an anaphrodisiac.

No vaseline? Remember, a women’s bunghole and anal tract are probably not quite as smooth and comfortable as the “bunghole” of Sue, the female blow up doll you practice on, Commander. Sue is of course a sterile penetration, but real women are not…another important consideration.

Sue…..that’s funny.

 
Comment by bola
2008-07-10 07:58:44 - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a

Machine said:

I am a female and I LOVE sex.. it feels good, it gets rid of headaches, it makes me happy when I am sad, and it helps me sleep.

Question is, does your chihuahua love it as much as you do?

 
Comment by no manhole
2008-07-10 07:09:36 - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6

Commander Scott said:

Machine said:

I am a female and I LOVE sex.. it feels good, it gets rid of headaches, it makes me happy when I am sad, and it helps me sleep.

Capital! Another woman who supposedly enjoys having sex! If you really “love” sex then why don’t you give me a ring and come over to my flat. You can bend over and spread those ass cheeks immediately upon arrival, you lying, frigid cunt.

I sincerely hope that you prepare both your heart and your mind for the worst round of anal penetration you’ll ever experience in your life, because when I’m done with you, you’ll be on your hands and knees begging me to stop. We’ll see how much you really “love” sex when you see the blood trickling down your legs and feel the skin being torn inside your rectum. And by the way, I don’t use vaseline; I find it to be too much of an anaphrodisiac.

No vaseline? Remember, a women’s bunghole and anal tract are probably not quite as smooth and comfortable as the “bunghole” of Sue, the female blow up doll you practice on, Commander. Sue is of course a sterile penetration, but real women are not…another important consideration.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-10 06:32:03 - IP Man-Hash: f0b0bc078845e

Machine said:

I am a female and I LOVE sex.. it feels good, it gets rid of headaches, it makes me happy when I am sad, and it helps me sleep.

Capital! Another woman who supposedly enjoys having sex! If you really “love” sex then why don’t you give me a ring and come over to my flat. You can bend over and spread those ass cheeks immediately upon arrival, you lying, frigid cunt.

I sincerely hope that you prepare both your heart and your mind for the worst round of anal penetration you’ll ever experience in your life, because when I’m done with you, you’ll be on your hands and knees begging me to stop. We’ll see how much you really “love” sex when you see the blood trickling down your legs and feel the skin being torn inside your rectum. And by the way, I don’t use vaseline; I find it to be too much of an anaphrodisiac.

 
Comment by Machine
2008-07-10 00:34:41 - IP Man-Hash: 94ad64c06ed27

I am a female and I LOVE sex.. it feels good, it gets rid of headaches, it makes me happy when I am sad, and it helps me sleep.

 
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