Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Almost every single woman on the surface of the planet deserves to be infected with AIDS and die a horrible death because of it. The only thing any woman truly merits is the AIDS virus coursing through her bloodstream.
It is sometimes said by radical gender feminists that the clitoris has greater sensitivity than the penis. However, this is nothing but a shameless lie designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator within the movement for female emancipation; quite simply, it is feminist propaganda run amok. How anyone could possibly claim that the clitoris is more sensitive than the penis defies the most elementary logic. Such an assertion made on the part of feminists ultimately reflects the fact that the overwhelming majority of women are not only deficient in both inductive/deductive reasoning and mathematical analysis, but scientifically illiterate as well. It should be obvious to all thinking men that because the penis is much bigger than the nearly invisible clitoris, it should have the highest concentration of sensory nerve endings. The clitoris has less than 4000 nerve endings, whereas the penis has approximately 40, 000; if the nerve endings within the foreskin (which is normally removed during male circumcision) are included, than the number of sensory nerve endings within the penis are increased to just over 80, 000. Because the clitoris contains such a small number of nerve endings, only a small minority of women are capable of experiencing orgasm without any difficulty whatsoever; it is only through pre-natal hormonalization of the foetal gonads during embryological development along masculine lines that actually increases the amount of mechanoreceptors in the clitoris (from just under 4000 in the average woman to a maximum of 8000). Unfortunately, the vast majority of women have so few sensory nerve endings in the clitoris that the organ itself can be viewed as little more than a vestigial appendage, devoid of all pleasurable sensation and physically repulsive to the eye.
Clearly, the penis is the height of biological evolution; it is infinitely more sensitive than the clitoris, a frigid organ that serves no function other then to induce vomiting in all those who have had the misfortune of being exposed to one.
“Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.”
OH MAN, DUDE, have you not been outside the West? Do some traveling outside feminaziland, foreign chicks will rock your world.
Here’s one for you:
Q: Why do women FAKE orgasms?
A: Because they think Men CARE.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Very nice , it’s so true.
For the sick feminist bitch who posted here as “big dick in her mouth every day”, you’re very wrong , we all fuck only women , just sick feminist bitches we hate. None is gay , gay man like women , women are their only friends ! And nobody can turn gay , those that are gay are born gay! scientifically proved!!
Above any other topic, this one (women hate sex) rankles most with women. It also disturbs liberals, fully indoctrinated as they are with all that ‘The Sixties liberated Everyone!’ horse-shit. News for you, assholes: it didn’t… not women, at any rate - who remain grasping, manipulative whores.
@KALEL
:) I have to say . . . .
“Dogs have always been a man’s best friend. Why?
Put your girlfriend and your dog in the trunk of your car…
After an hour . . . . which one will be happy to see you???”
I doubled over laughing for 5 minutes. Thanks man.
Here’s one for you:
Q: Why do women FAKE orgasms?
A: Because they think Men CARE.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Is this BIG DICK up your ass???
Another retarded female pretending to be a man. You should post under “women are cheating whores’ thread. You are like 18589735 female who used that trick.
Dick should make a thred “females who pretend to be MEN”.
So are you still having sex with women or have you given up and switched to a good solid, non-futon like ass fucking?
ha ha ha , nice one Chris , I agree , except for the fact that you told them to MAN UP to use “when” instead of “IF” .They can’t MAN UP , can you MAN UP a chimp? a rat? because the difference in genes is the same between man and women as between man and male chimps and women and female chimps . Here’s a joke on why women hate sex:
-Where is the women G spot?
-It’s at the end of the word SHOPPING.
Man:- Honey , last night you faked it?
Woman:- No, I really was asleep .
Yes women hate sex.
Its not a claim. . . . its a REALITY.
The only thing they “LIKE” about it . . . is WHATEVER E-L-S-E THEY GET FROM A MAN BY FUCKING HIM.
• Attention.
• Jewlery, gifts, money….
• Another date, another phonecall
• Special treatment on Valentine’s day even if she hasn’t earned it.
• MORE attention.
• A commitment to exclusivity
• An attempt to get away with the right to REFUSE TO HAVE SEX while expecting all kind of OTHER shit for herself.
• Free meal
• Rent paid
• Anything ELSE paid for
• the ability to tell others she now has a boyfriend
• MORE attention.
• Something to talk/bitch about with her friends
• Trap a man into anything by getting pregnant on purpose
• “Respect” which is supposed to be EARNED by her. Not given by him.
• An eventual marriage proposal, life contract and promise to god
• The ability to bargain with her pussy or attempt to use sex as leverage
• For a price to be paid or a condition to be met.
• MORE attention.
This list could go on for a mile.
When you take ALL of these things AWAY from a woman and point out to her that the only think she can EXPECT to get by having sex —>> IS ONLY THE SEX ITSELF . . . . women would RATHER NOT HAVE IT.
THAT’S WHY —>> WOMEN HATE SEX.
Especially American women.
Women only pretend to like it when they are getting something ELSE.
But tell a woman “ALL SHE WILL GET BY HAVING SEX , IS SEX” . . . .
and she WILL HATE IT.
Make sense now, sweety?
Could you get e-fucking-nough if a man said “WOMENarebetterthanMEN”??
No. Of course you couldn’t.
You wouldn’t even ARGUE that.
You wouldn’t say that they weren’t , so suck my cock.
And ‘e-fucking-nough’ to a woman doesn’t even exist.
As long as she is getting worshipped without doing a fucking thing to earn it, she can NEVER get e-fucking-nough of that bullshit. That’s why you cunts EXPECT it.
So a man who says “GUESS WHAT CUNTS - MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN AND HERE’S WHY” is clubbing you over the head with the baseball bat of reality.
WAKE UP.
NO BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT HER STILL HAS “IGNORANT VAGINA” WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
And you women should really stop using the word “IF” to begin your thoughts and sentences. “IF” is the most pathetic word in the English language…. it has NOTHING to do with how things actually ARE.
Only women begin thoughts and sentence with “IF” and “IF ONLY”
And they achieve absolutely NOTHING with it.
Stop using it. IT’S POINTLESS.
Think about it.
OF COURSE!!!! Because then she could REALLY GO FUCK HERSELF.
There’s that word again. . . . “IF”.
Step into REALITY, will you?
MAN UP and start your sentences with “WHEN” instead.
Then maybe you will get somewhere.
But - YES.
WHEN a man gets a sex change, it’s because HE HIMSELF has determined he is not worthy of calling himself a man. Neither a woman nor a man decided that FOR him.
He now gets to enjoy the ability to call himself “INSANE” instead.
Just like YOU.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
women hate sex if only men gain from it , but women love sex when it comes to keep ” her men in a leash” around her , because that’s why women have a orgasm once at every year . But women are disguised by sex , why do you think they hate porn so much?! Here’s a joke:
Women:- When does a women have orgasm ?
Men:- Who cares???????????
Women hate sex because they use it as a means of socio-economic exchange in which they are able to extort money and other natural resources from both the intellectually and biologically superior male. If women truly loved sex, they’d be smearing their frigid cunts in our faces randomly, indiscriminately, and for free, without charging a single farthing for their services.
Where do you see women doing this? I rest my case: women hate sex.
Alright, SO. you sit here and claim that women hate sex. YET, you said that women will trade sex for things.. Does this make any sense what-so-ever. No. And i had e-fucking-nough of your bullshit “Menarebetterthenwomen” Because they aren’t dumbass. And as for “having a penis makes you a man” There are such things as SEX CHANGES .. Therefore, If a women was to get a sex change and have a penis. Would that make her a man? Would that then make her better then other women? Or what if a man got a sex change? Would that make him Not worthy of being a man?
MEN read about artificial womb , ectogenesis , super advanced robots,cure for sex , after that you won’t give a shit on what sick bitches say, nobody will ever ask there opinion when we will replace them with something much more efficient .
what the fuck are you talking about here , women have sex just to keep the men in a leash and probably a realease of hormons. But that’s okay we will not need to have sex , there’s a cure for this disease , and no men shall ever have to put up with those bitches . You’re wasting your time arguing with bitches , all of the bitches posting on this site , are fat ugly sick feminist bitches .No wonder american men get married with foreign women , because in the world is not like in north america .
Any for of sexual assault is not right. If a woman says no, unless she has a certain safe word, then it means no. If you are playing rough then okay. Even if you continue to go on after she says the safe word that is still a form of rape. Animals are different than humans so that is not relevant. They do not have sex for pleasure. People do.
I orgasm quite easily thank you very much. I love to be touched, I love to touch, and I am no way frigid. Men just don’t give enough time for women to get prepared to have sex. That’s why women do not like the feeling due to the fact they are not wet enough.
Okay something is really wrong with you. I have a boyfriend who respects me and makes me feel good when we have sex. He is not greedy and disgusting like most of the men on this site. Believe it or not some men love women and they do not think they are better than them. I love vaginal sex, not anal. Anal does not give me pleasure, and my boyfriend only does things that make me feel good. He likes to make me feel good. Guys like you make ALL guys look bad. You should be very ashamed of yourself. Wow, I can’t believe how messed up you are.
Probably feminist drivel, but like a dancing bear, one finds it remarkable it is done at all:
http://uktv.co.uk/history/item/aid/593325
Women who say they love sex only deserve anal for spreading lies.