Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Heather - “False propaganda, mean, stupid, hateful , sexist and wrong”?
Chris posted something fascinating the other day. It was the lyrics to a song from the film “My Fair Lady”. It won the Academy Award for Best Picture in 1964. And the lyrics were written for a reason.
Its the 1964 version of Menarebetterthanwomen.
It was true then, and it’s still true today.
Almost word for word exactly the same message as all of the points Dick Masterson talks about in his book, and the men talk about here.
Enjoy!
Why can’t a woman be more like a man ?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square
Eternally noble, historically fair
Who when you win will always give your back a pat
Why can’t a woman be like that?
Why does ev’ryone do what the others do?
Can’t a woman learn to use her head ?
Why do they do everything their mothers do ?
Why don’t they grow up like their father instead ?
Why can’t a woman take after a man ?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please
Whenever you’re with them, you’re always at ease
(to another man in the room)
Would you be slighted if I didn’t speak for hours ?
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two ?
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers ?
Why can’t a woman be like YOU?
One man in a million may shout a bit
Now and then there’s one with slight defects
One perhaps whose truthfulness she’ll doubt a bit
But by and large we are a marvelous sex
Why can’t a woman behave like a man ?
Men are so friendly, good-natured and kind
A better companion you never will find
(to another man in the room)
If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow ?
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss ?
Would you complain if I took out another fellow ?
Why can’t a woman be like US?
Why can’t a woman be more like a man ?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps
Ready to help you through any mishaps
Ready to buck you up whenever you up whenever you are glum
Why can’t a woman be a CHUM?
Why is thinking something women never do ?
Why is logic never even tried ?
Straightening up their hair is all they ever do ?
Why don’t they straighten up the mess that’s inside ?
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing ?
Carry on as if my home were in a tree ?
Would I run off and never tell me where I’m going ?
Why can’t a woman be like ME ?
I dont give a shit if im ignored by you.
Your all stupid ignorant screwed up men.
the sad thing about you, is you wont even listen to what i have to say,
you are so closed minded, you cant open your eyes for five seconds and listen to what the other side has to say.
FUCK YOU.
But your opinions aren’t true. Its false propaganda. Its stupid, hateful, and sexist. I AM listening to myself, and what i have to say is true. You are downright mean. And thats not how you should be to your FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS. we are all living in this world together. why not make it enjoyable, instead of bathing in your hate all day long, getting your fragile egos big enough to actually believe your lies.
your pathetic. your logic, is stupid.
you ARE stupid.
Woman are BETTER than men.
THE END
@MARK
If she keeps doing what she’s always done,
she’s gonna keep getting what she always got.
Ignored.
Theres alot you don’t know. You carry on like a 5 year old attention whore. Nobody hates you. Can’t you understand. Nobody here cares about you. What do you think they should? Just listen to yourself. Fuckin’ brutal.
Men are not required to tell you what you want to hear. Their thoughts an opinions don’t have to meet with your approval. Once you can accept that, you can embrace a more content existence than the misery are in now. You don’t understand successful interaction with men. You said so yourself. Its YOUR problem. Not ours. Leave.
Oh and men are reeeaaaaallly bad at poetry
Throw some mountain dew on a panty shield? hahahaha
come on… was that supposed to make me feel bad?
PS you cant smell through a computer.
your stupid.
THE END.
haha
i didn’t know being light years old was possible for humans.
and once again insulting my sexuality.
You dicks are really bad at this.
Grow up please,
please for the sake of humanity
do something to make society better instead of spreading your sexist ideals.
your all a waste of flesh and bone.
You are what fucked up america.
Heather - Chris is light years ahead of you and you know it. Why don’t you be a peach & throw some Mountain Dew on a panty shield and open a window.
You stink.
P.S.
how old are you?
I just want to compare our ages.
and see how slow men mature compared to woman.
@chris
Your insults are still pretty lame, once gain you feel the need to insult me sexually.
This is a sign of immaturity,
maybe you should grow up a bit
and enjoy life a little more
get that stick out of your ass
and learn to care about the people around you
you could learn a thing or two from woman.
FUCK FACE.
@HEATHER
Until you wake the fuck up and learn something,
. . . pussy is ALL YOU WILL EVER MEAN to a man.
And I can smell yours from here.
Gross.
@studioline
how can you call me a hater….wouldn’t you hate someone who was degrading your sex.
fuck you.
scumbag.
@chris
also were not just pussy, we’re people.
you on the other hand are one giant dick.
is that all your insults consist of?
You unleashing a load in my mouth.
haha, wow shows just how smart you are,
think of something a little more mature or clever please.
You just sound like a perverted teenager, trying to fit in.
@STUDIOLINE
“Hater” desperately needs her mouth washed out with sperm.
Will you do it please?
I have more interesting pussy to fuck tomorrow,
and I don’t want to waste a load.
LOL!!!
Please, go die, no one would miss you im sure of that!
Im not a bacteria or anything like that, that poem is meaningless. just because i have an opinion on this that makes me related to venom and disease. It just doesnt make sense to me at all. Everytime i try to prove you wrong, you come back with an insult, everytime i try to show you that im different you refuse to believe, its like fighting with a five year old, you cant reason with them, your brains haven’t developed thoroughly. i guess we’ll just have to wait until you’ve matured all the way.
@ Hater
We already did, read the poem again, it’s for you - while Ill take a nap.
@HEATHER
Read what I told you today, over and over again to yourself.
Before you completely lose your mind.
Have a nice day.
Menarebetterthanwomen.