Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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you guys think you have me all figured out just because im a woman.
you have never lived my life so you dont know how i act with men in real life.
i dont treat men like i treat you,
you guys are scum bags. not men..haha
also please stop making assumptions about me.
there false.
@mark
uhh actually i have been treated bad by men
i dont need to explain to you how
but i have,
so fuck you
and dick, your just a piece of shit haha
That WOULD be funny!
…. especially if they found her with three fingers in her pussy.
LOL!
I always liked this song as well:
–
Fine Girl
She was a fine girl
She could get down wit de get down
All de way down
She do yer laundry
She change a tire
Chop a little wood for de fire
Poke it around … if it died down
Oh yeah,
She was a fine girl
She go up in the mornin’
She go down in the evenin’… all de way down
She do the dishes
If you wishes
Silverware too
Make it look brand new… when she get through
Oh yeah,
She was a fine girl
Outa this world
She was a fine girl
She could get down wit de get down
All de way down
She do your laundry
She change a tire
Chop a little wood for de fire
Poke it around … if it died down
Oh yeah
She was a fine girl
With a lovely smile
With a bucket on her head
Fulla water from de well
She could run a mile
Oh yeah
She wouldn’t spill a drop
It’d stay on top
Her head was kinda flat
But her hair covered that
She was a fine girl
Didn’t need no school
She was built like a mule
With a thong sandal
Well, wasn’t no kinda job she could not handle
She could get down … wit de get down
All de way down
We need some more like dat, in dis kinda town
We need some more like dat, in dis kinda town
Frank Zappa
I think it would be fun to know that she posted non-stop until she dies like she said she will. That would be funny. Punching the keys until her knuckles bleed and her neighbours notice the smell coming from her basement 2 weeks later. Coroner shows up, sees her computer and notices she was all over menarebetterthanwomen.com until the bitter end. Film at 11.
You could never get enough attention or support to shut this website down.
You’re just a woman.
I doubt you could even get one journalist on your side.
-Dick
They don’t give a fuck about you. I don’t either but you think men are scumbags even when they don’t treat you badly. Don’t you see how fucked up that is? A guy types something on a webpage and you freak the fuck out.
You’re a failure with men.
That’s the real truth. You don’t know how to make a man actually like you, and you blame the men for it. It’s not a man’s problem if he doesn’t want you. Its’ yours. Hit the treadmill or something.
PS im not cunt.
thank you very much
i just have an opinion
Then why do they talk to me?
haha wouldnt they just not if they didnt want to?
No i actually stumbled upon it online, and i think its all BS.
I already think most men are scum bags so this was icing on my cake.
And PS no it was NOT a mans idea.
Noone is talking to you, cunt. Accept it. Just like the other men in your life that don’t want to talk to you either.
There IS!
http://womenarebetterthanmen.com
But its bullshit. Because women are not better than men.
That’s why you end up at menarebetterthanwomen.com when yo go there.
That was a man’s idea.
And seriously are you that much of a wimp that you have to direct your replies to mark? haha
Who is weak again?
Oh right, men are.
I’m not going to, get used to this scum bags.
What are you going to do about it?
Your all pieces of shit.
@MARK
Right. And what was the #1 lesson she learned ?
–>> WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Scumbags. You do know im just going to keep posting on this website until i die, or annoy the shit out of you.
Im also hoping to get it shut down.
Its called a petition.
wooo.
And seriously if woman are so hateful
Why is there not a woman are better than men .com
Chris - That’s brilliant! I rented the movie and payed attention like you suggested. Its the perfect example of terrible female behavior, not being tolerated by a man at any cost… even if it means throwing her out into the street and leaving her there.
She wants nothing to do with the weak ass-kissing boyfriend who sing her songs, brings her flowers, and tells her exactly what she wants to hear….. and she ends up going back to the “asshole”.
If that movie came out today, it should be called “The Typical American Cunt and what to do about her.”
BRILLIANT.
Uh ok?
I dont care about the stupid shit your sending me.
How about you grow some pussy,
please.
why cant your just understand that your ARE NOT better than woman.
MEN AND WOMAN are different from one another and thats not a bad thing. THAT DOES NOT mean that you are better.
Seriously, just grow up
and your stupid lyrics dont mean anything to me
how about you write something in your OWN words
god only knows you probably can’t.
@MARK . . . .
! :)
You forgot the opening line of the song!!!
It goes like this . . . .
“Women are irrational, that’s all there is to that!
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They’re nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags! ”
- My Fair Lady
BEST PICTURE 1964
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/myfairlady/ahymntohim.htm