Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Dick did not say that at all. Heather is trying to trick us. Oh, she’s a sly one.
scum bag
@ MARK
Forget about her man.
She another waste of a man’s time.
And she worked extremely hard to prove it.
You will notice that she worked 100X harder to BLAME MEN for not wanting ANYTHING to do with her…. before she made 1/100Th of the effort to be the kind of woman ANY man would want to spend time with.
When that’s a fact, you walk away.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Take it to iVillage, you dopey bitch.
-Dick
Heather Chris is talking about the RESPECT YOU EXPECT TO GET. No man is required to respect you. Stop looking to men for respect to be given to you. The only thing you are entitled to in this world, is the right to breathe clean air, drink clean water, and that’s fucking ALL.
Everything else is shit you take for granted.
Fire. A roof. Shelter from rain. Something to eat that you didn’t have to kill. You women are so fucking ungrateful and completely unware of what you take for granted. Including respect. I cant believ what the fuck I am hearing from you.
The right to drive (and get a license) is not your RIGHT,
ITS A PRIVILEGE YOU MUST EARN.
Love and respect from a man is not your your RIGHT,
ITS A PRIVILEGE YOU MUST EARN.
You need an education. Badly.
NOPE> NOBODY DESERVES ANYTHING THEY DIDN’T EARN.
That includes ME. And that includes YOU.
When you want a man’s respect,
YOU HAD BETTER FUCKIN’ EARN IT.
Or you can just SHUT THE FUCK UP.
We are not required to have any respect for you.
We are men, and have TOO MUCH SELF RESPECT for that.
Fuckyouverymuch.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
That fuckin’ entitled bitch. Jesus Chris. That’s like expecting a full-time salary with benefits before she does a stitch of work…. while thinking its “reasonable”. What a fucking insane bitch.
Like you said,
If she keeps doing what she’s alway done,
she’s gonna keep getting what she always got.
he did treat me badly.
EVERYONE DESERVES RESPECT.
not just woman.
are you fucking dumb?
get a fucking life.
seriously you are so pathetic.
You shouldnt have to sit there and kiss up to men.
@HEATHER
See? That’s exactly why you are a failure with men and always will be. Because you EXPECT respect. Its not reasonable at all. Its complete UNREASONABLE.
Respect is something everyone must MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO EARN. It will never be automatically given to you. You don’t make any effort to earn it. You call a man a scumbag when he didn’t treat you badly? You deserve DRY ANAL for that.
THAT’S reasonable.
I really dont expect men to do that.
I expect respect though.
thats reasonable.
You think that woman have to fight for your kindness.
its not worth it.
your stupid
once again.
i bet you dont even act like this in really life.
You probably go around acting nice to woman and then vent about your feelings on this site.
BECAUSE YOUR A COWARD.
Because you don’t mean anything to me. Your behavior is disgusting. You need to learn that NOW. Until YOU make the effort to ‘mean something’ to a man, you won’t mean anything to a man. Thats the way it will be for the rest of your life. Accept it.
You are not allowed to expect good treatment automaticallly, especially the way you carry on. Men are not required to treat you well, worship you, adore you, or even LIKE you… until you have made the effort to be likeable.
you are so disgusting
how can you be so cruel to people and have no conscience.
its kind of sad really.
your just a waste.
it is about me…i am a woman, therefore, you are talking about me
haha are you retarded?
If you dont believe i got raped do you think i honestly give a fuck?
you re just some scumbag on a computer, who probably has raped many girls.
and doesnt even flinch
because your a dirty scumbag. and you think everything you do is right.
AND I DO NOT go into a room of men and call them scumbags.
men arent exactly like you.
YOU on the other hand i have no problem calling a scumbag.
because you are…
GET IT? good.
It’s not about you! This website has got nothing to do with YOU. Stop taking it personally. Treat every person according to their own behavior and DIRECT treatment of you. Every woman can call rape just as easily as a man can call “fire!!!!”. So I am not buying it. Sell it to somebody else. Most women in the country LIE about having been raped anyway.
You walk into a room full of men, and say you are sick of men’s shit. Their all assholes & bastards who must die…. and you expect men to sit back and tolerate that shit. Lady, you are completely out of your mind if you think men are supposed to tolerate you. Men like your father…. will only walk AWAY from you.
men are not innocent little being,
and woman do not provoke everything you do wrong
TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS.
your pathetic wimps.
If i had come on this website and acted kindly to you
you would have still made fun of me.
i see it in other posts so why should i treat you nicely
if i know your not going to do the same.
OK so when i was 7 i deserved to be raped?
my father left when i was 2
I know you havent treated ME badly but your putting me down, by what you say about woman.
I dont think men are bad but, there are certain types(like you) that just need to have the shit kicked out of them multiple times.
i refuse to be classified into something that im not.
so fuck you
Yeah but noone here treated you badly. Dick didn’t. I didn’t. Chris didn’t. Studioline didn’t. Noone here treated you badly. Stop behaving like they did.
We treat women according to how they behave. Your behavior is an abomination. Its no fucking wonder you think you have been treated badly by men. They treated you in exactly the same way.
Think about it.
i didnt mean until i die literally…
do you know what sarcasm is?
or are you too stupid to understand that too. haha
please, why would i have three fingers in my pussy either?
you men are so dumb