Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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no i said im sorry his eyes are fucked up.
can you read?
are you sure?
Wow, a woman actually apologised for her stupidity.
why dont you ever take your glasses off,
your eyes must looked so fucked up or something!
Im sorry.
Then I am Agamemnon, King of Men…
Actually, if a man uses his fist and busts a woman’s teeth out or breaks her nose, he automatically gains 1000 Manpoints.
micho I like that you’re anti-feminist , that’s all that matters , even if you’re not 100% men.
But Lebanon it’s a muslim country, women know there place there , or are women becoming imposibile there too?
I am not muslim. Women here are becoming ugly too. (It’s only their make-ups and fat asses that is left attractive a little bit.)
I am 200% a MAN, regardless of my orientation. The utmost threat to the feminists is absolutely NOT the 100% str8 men.
Only anti-feminism?
I am the ENEMY of feminists. I’ve spent months collecting information about these fucking creatures. Go to my yahoo group to see how much i love these fucking freak of nature things.
I just agree with them with one thing: Anti marriage. Pity they don’t know that this is exactly what will enslave the woman. A smart man never gets married.
Only if you break your hand or mess their face up.
-Dick
Trackin. Thanks.
So Dick, you’re saying it’s right to kick your girlfriend in the gut so many times that she gets internal bleedings and can’t breathe for weeks without a machine? Sorry, but I think that a bunch of bull, if you love the girl and you know she’s something else (like my Jen) you would never lay a hand on her. Or a foot…
@Chris,
You’re very right. Needless to say that women are selfish and that’s one of the tens of reasons why they should be dominated.
For God’s sake read what Sarah said; her post is now on the next page. She’s trying to persuade us to obey women because they are much more powerful than us because they are more seductive. Meanwhile she said that most men are good, trying to show a beautiful face of her. She thinks that by merely showing us some good words she can change us. She really believes so.
Really women are clumsy. They don’t know that if we are good it is not because we are weak but because we are not complicated like the nature of the woman. They think they can use our good side for their selfishness. They partially managed indeed because men have been silent. But now they went too far and from now on they would see what they have never seen throughout history. They will be shocked when they see men treating them as they deserve. It is us who made them important by turning our faces to them, and we can easily bring them down by merely ignoring them.
I don’t give importance to women in real life. I have good friends but I make it clear that i do not go for marriage. The woman dreams of marriage for two main reasons: (1) Her nature demands having children, and (2) by nature too, she needs to rely on someone to feel secure; and that’s why you see women craving for marriage. This is everywhere not just in your country. Here in lebanon too. If every man stops marrying her, they know that they are no longer attracting us, regardless of their seduction and they will know that we do not put seduction first as they are taught by the feminists’ books.
I had a girlfriend for few years and she often and often asked me to have sex and everytime I tell her I’m busy, I’m tired, I’m not in the mood. Men should know that women crave for our cocks, and that’s why they seduce us. A hot woman dreams of cocks all the time. I find more pleasure rubbing my cock than putting it in her pussy as this reminds me how selfish she is. She wants everything from us, even our milk.
I think that’s called gay.
@Stephanie,
You make me laugh. Most feminist are lesbians, and all of them are chauvinistic. And you said that you’re a feminist.
Then I’m not a gay, but I find no reason to fuck a woman and please her while most of them are feminists. My cock is just not convinced.
@Micho
RIGHT ON!
Bitch said —>> “I mean, lets face it . . . most men and women are happy together.”
What a stupid bitch. Gimme a fucking break.
GUYS - Go ask every guy in a relationship (or marriage) if HE is happy.
NO. He’s NOT. He’s too busy making HER happy.
Because women THINK men who are truly “happy” —>> are “assholes” for not putting HER happiness first.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I should applaud to you for giving us a lecture
What a joke!
Yes, most men are lovely, but also very fierce when they are attacked or when their children are attacked. Men are responsible to protect families.
Also, most men and women used to be happy together until feminism emerged. From that time, all forms of hatred have been created BY THE FEMINISTS. So, if you’re honest, you should blame the feminists, not us.
It is clear from what you said that you are a feminist trying to masquerade with a beautiful face. Your make-up and seduction will not hide your ugly inside.
Maybe for normal men. However, I am hyper-masculine - I only consider a woman truly ‘possessed’ if I have her lacquered skull in my garage… keeping watch.
I am a woman…a feminist even…and I just laughed my ass off at that. Well done.
I wasn’t joking.
Thank you.
And thank you again for appreciating my manliness.
No autographs. No pictures, please. Just throw in money.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I didn’t know you knew so much about tampons. How manly.
Isn’t physical violence against women a Manpoint deductable offense, per your Grand Poobah himself?
Many wives physically offend their husbands and sons, as taught by the feminists. While women apparently condemn violence, they exert it on others.
Also, when the man physically offend his wife, in most cases, the reasons would be the woman herself. Physical offense is noticeable but it doesn’t mean it is the reason where the problem started.
In my opinion, the husband should not beat her as this shows a great interest of him in her. He should just divorce her.
Correction: women make excellent hacksaw testers… especially their necks.
I was looking at a saw last night and thought of conducting similar tests.
I take that back. . . .
Women make EXCELLENT tampon testers.
I think less testing goes on in the field, and more of it in a laboratory.
No thanks. If we did that, we wouldn’t get laid as often.
Wrong.
Older women suck better dick because guys don’t want to fuck them. They don’t know when the next dick will be, so they gobble that pink steel down, but then you’ve got somebody else’s mother on your cock.
And that’s just Gross.
Yeah you’re SUPPOSED to. You’re also SUPPOSED to suck your husbands dick after the wedding.
You’re ALSO “supposed” to FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WELCOME TO BE HERE.
The last 1001 pornos I saw with a GIRL just laying there with her feet in her ears worrying about if she’s fat or not . . . . was 1001 times hotter than a fat bitch who doesn’t CARE if she’s a fat bitch with her feet in her ears.
Manclusion:
Girls are good for use as cum dumpsters…
Women are good for nothing.
This mancludes the lesson.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Suggestion: improve your taste in females. WOMEN do enjoy sex and are good at it. They also suck good dick because they realize good sex is reciprocal and you’re supposed to give a rat’s about how your partner feels. GIRLS just lay there and mimic whatever bullshit they saw on the last porno they watched while worrying about whether or not they look fat with their feet by their ears. In conclusion: Women = good time and Girls = bad lays This concludes the lesson.
Yes, Studioline is very right on the point. Don’t try to deny these facts Heather. We know what the feminists want. This is why they promote feminization of males. The net is full of such feminist sites; so you cannot deny this. Don’t try to persuade us with false claims. Give us facts as we give you facts.
you are the dumbest creature i have ever met.
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Here, look in this mirror.
See yourself?
THAT’S the dumbest creature you’ve ever met. The rest of us humans just laugh at you.
you actually convinced your self that woman like rape.
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Well, besides rape fantasies, women want a man who doesn’t ask for sex, he just takes it like animals do in the wold and the fact that women lie about being rape to hurt men, get attention, money and to lie about actually giving up sex and having no one know, women seem to like rape a LOT.
Every chance they get they bring it up.
your hopeless.
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No, it’s YOU’RE hopeless…and yes, you are.
People like you should die.
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Why? rape isn’t as severe as murder. All it is is sex a person didn’t consent to. BTW, you’ll still be alive for the most part and you’ll get over it.
Now woman rape men.
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Yes, they do. Even boys.
Just forget your site will be shut down soon anyway.
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Many have tried…ALL have failed.
i already reported all the creepy rapists on here.
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Cool…can we report all the females who ignore the waring that NO WOMEN ARE ALLOWED?
How would you know about ‘creepy rapists’ if you actually followed the rules?
So, you admit you INTENTIONALLY ignored the terms of agreement here?
Better hope your lawyer is better than Dick’s…otherwise you will be Dick’s little cleaning lady…
yes, you will be cleaning up after Dick for a living?
What good did all the education do you with that as your fate?
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