Why women hate sex.

Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.

That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?

Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.

This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.

Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.

This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.

In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.

That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.

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Comment by the designer
2008-07-27 19:46:04

dickhead-

congratulations on proving yet again that you’re completely fucking stupid.

i feel sorry for your mother (if you even have one), you seem to have been raised by rabid wolves. first off, if it weren’t for women you wouldn’t even be here you fuck.

secondly, your inane attitude towards women says A LOT. you probably have a micro sized dick and have no clue what do with it.

have you even ever been with a women? if so, you probably think she hates sex because you have no idea what you’re doing with your dick. all men have sex so they can get off, none of them give a shit about getting a girl off. besides, if you had a clue, which you don’t, or if you cared about getting her off, you’d make an attempt to find her gspot. it gives me ultimate joy having a girl get off so quick and begging for it over and over. girls love sex, just as much as men do. what girls don’t like are bastards like you that hit and quit it. it makes them feel like trash. because that’s how you and most men treat women– like they’re just some sex toy for you to play with.

by the way you ignorant piece of shit, here’s some trivia for you– the suicide rate in this country is 20% higher in men than in women. if men had to birth children, the entire human population would become extinct.

congrats on making the world a better place. people like you are waste of air. next time, take your glasses off so everyone can see you you fucking coward.

Comment by Muzalon
2008-07-28 01:26:55

You retarded cocksucker… far more women attempt suicide, but fail - they can’t even get that right. Men are better than women at everything - even killing ourselves!

Comment by Elliot
2008-07-28 04:49:02

A person commits suicide because they lack the desire for survival. If a person fails at performing a suicide, that doesn’t mean they’re stupid, that means they have strong will and the want to survive prevailed over the desire to give up like a coward.

Comment by Elliot
2008-07-28 04:49:46

Correction: “they” instead of “the”.

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Comment by Muzalon
2008-07-28 05:32:24

The Samurai and Kamikaze pilots made a lifestyle of committing suicide, but they sure weren’t cowards. ‘Life at any price’ is the biggest cowardice of all.

 
Comment by Elliot
2008-07-30 09:15:40

I don’t believe Dick is referring to the Japanese culture, though, hence the mention of that society’s mindset is pointless.

 
Comment by Elliot
2008-07-30 09:18:13

Correction: Muzalon. Not Dick.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-07-30 11:53:20

You make a lot of corrections…

Measure twice, cut once.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by A woman
2008-07-27 07:42:44

im just curious…if woman hate sex so much than why do you call them whores? if we hate sex so much than why would you say that we sell our bodies for sex. women like sex. you generalize to an outrageous extent. i am sure that some women do not like sex but how can you possibly say that all women don’t. that is a ridiculous statement. and i for one enjoy a challenge. sex is fun and i like to improve on it as much as possible. i am not bad in bed…as a matter of fact i have been with plenty of sorry men with no skills. i wouldnt mind being with a man who knows what women want because for god sakes i know what a man wants in bed.

ohh and as for “in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best.”…yeah i am just going to say one thing…Hurricane Katrina… what man was at their “show stopping best?” oh thats right. our president George W. Bush….bullshit.

Comment by micho
2008-07-27 13:32:04

Because they want sex with money, whether directly or indirectly paying them.

If some men had no skills, as you said, it is because the woman does not express to them what pleases her. This is an additional proof that women are shy of sex.

I do not say women hate sex; I say she is hyper-shy of sex.

Micho

 
 
Comment by God
2008-07-27 04:45:07

I MADE ALL BITCHES SO MEN CAN RECEIVE PLEASURE FROM FUCKING THEM AT A WHIM. I HOPE I HAVE PLEASED THE MALE SPECIES. MAY BITCHES SLOB YOUR KNOB WELL, AND TAKE YOUR CREAMPIES WITH ENTHUSIASM, FOR I HAVE CREATED BITCHES FOR YOUR SOLE PLEASURE. IT IS ALSO IN MY JUDGEMENT THAT IF A WHORE VIOLATES MY 10 COMMANDMENTS THAT WHORE SHALL BE SLAPPED BEYOND KINGDOM COME AND INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL:

10. IF AN UNHOLY SKANK TOUCH THY MANS POSSESSIONS, THOU HAS PERMISSION TO SLAP THAT WHORE WITH THE MIGHT OF A HUNDRED IKE TURNERS

9. THOU SHALL IMPREGNATE AS MANY WHORES AS HE SEEMS FIT

8. THOU HAS NO OBLIGATION OR DUTY TO CARE FOR A WHORE

7. IN SACRED LEARNING INSTITUTIONS A MAN SHALL NEVER LET A WHORE BENEFIT FROM THE KNOWLEDGE HE POSSESSES

6. THOU SHALL NEVER BE SEEN IN PUBLIC TAKING ORDERS FROM A FILTHY CARPET LICKING LESBIAN

5. IF THY WHORES FRIEND IS BETTER LOOKING THEN THYS OWN WHORE, IT IS THY MANLY DUTY TO IMPREGNATE THY WHORE AND HER FRIEND AND WATCH THEM FIGHT

4. NEVER MONETARILY REWARD THY WHORE, TREAT THEM AS SLAVE AND THY BEING MASTER

3. BE MINDFUL OF THY WHORES WEIGHT, AND IF IT INCREASES LIKE THE WAVES OF ATLANTIS…MAN THE HARPOONS!

2. ALWAYS REMIND THESE SLUTS WHO IS SUPERIOR TO THEM…FARM ANIMALS, INSECTS, VEGETATION, AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE I HAVE MADE

1. IMPREGNATE AS MANY WHORES AS YOU CAN WITH YOUR CELESTIAL SEEDS OF GODLINESS BEFORE PASSING ON AND SHOW NO INTENT TO STAY WITH ONE WHORE FOR LONGER THAN A ONE NIGHT STAND

NOW MY CHILDREN (MALES ONLY) GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE WORD OF THE LORD, AND LIVE BY THESE COMMANDMENTS!!!

 
Comment by micho
2008-07-26 15:03:55

The woman loves sex more than the man. But the woman is much more shy of sex. The woman loves long time sex with few men, while the man loves short time sex with different women.

The main reason behind that is reproduction. The basic drive for sex is reproduction. You might say, “Hey, but I don’t think of having children when I think of sex.” I know, but this is not the core reason that DRIVES YOU for sex. This is just what you feel, not WHAT DROVE you to feel so.

The woman can have on average 1 baby per year, and for this reason she demands one man to satisfy her need. The man can have thousands of children per year, and so he demands much more.

This is one of the reasons that make me laugh at the feminists. Pity these women when they talk about equality. They know nothing about the sexual differences. Where is that equality when we are different in everything?

Women want sex more than men, but not with multiple men. If women were equal to men, then why don’t they ask for sex themselves? Why do they always want to link sex with other benefits for them, such as paying their bills or commitment? This proves that they are different.

We all know that the woman is 10 times happier in sex than the man. If she needs as many men as the man needs women, then why don’t they ask for sex themselves instead of waiting for the man to initiate that, and then they want the man to spend on them to have sex. This all shows that the woman cannot go for sex with different men as the man can.

MenAreBetterThanWomen
Micho

Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-26 18:17:30

If women love sex more than men, than why are so many women brutally raped and sexually harassed by the hundreds of thousands each year?

Comment by LMFAO r u srs scott
2008-07-27 01:32:47

I can not believe you just compared forced sex to willing sex.

And I thought bob was dense.

 
 
Comment by micho
2008-07-27 01:44:26

*Commander,

You didn’t get what i said. I said they love sex but with fewer men, while men love sex with more women. For instance, the woman may love to have sex with 1-4 men per year. However, the man have no problem if everyday has sex with one or two women. This is not the case for women.

In addition, women are shy of sex, because they know that their bodies are submissive to the man. They are even shy of nudism (even if without sex) for this same reason.

So, to sum it up, yes women are reluctant of sex for two reasons: (1) they demand sex with less men, and (2) they are shy of it.

 
Comment by micho
2008-07-27 01:48:37

When I say they love sex with 1-4 men per year, this does not mean they love to have sex only 1-4 times per year. They love to have sex a lot, but with few men.

And in addition, the woman is so much shy of sex in an unbelievable way. This is what makes her appear hating sex. Do you know that the woman gets pleased on average 10 times more than the man does in sex? This shows that she loves sex a lot, but since she does not go for sex herself but rather wait for the man to ask her, this also shows how much she is shy of sex.

 
 
Comment by Liviana Kristin
2008-07-26 13:47:11

You just want to hear women say the opposite. hahaha

 
Comment by fuck you 12
2008-07-25 23:23:47

you are all fucking tossers,

 
Comment by macy
2008-07-24 17:42:59

You should kill yourself you low life, asshole.

Comment by Chris
2008-07-25 12:43:00

(THIS IS COMING FROM A WOMAN named “Natalie Finn”)

“We…are…shocked!

Former Bachelor Matt Grant and the recipient of his most important rose, actress Shayne Lamas, have broken off their engagement after publicly pretending that they were meant to be for two whole months, People reports.

“We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions,” the duo said in a statement. “We truly care about each other and will remain close friends.”

Just so long as they don’t have to spend any time with each other, apparently.

The pair had been plagued by reports of trouble in paradise ever since Grant chose Lamas over Chelsea Wanstrath on the season finale of The Bachelor’s 12th season, but each continued to deny that the fact that they were no longer living together or that they were never seen in the same place meant that they weren’t still planning to tie the knot.

“This stuff makes us stronger,” Grant, 27, said last month.
No word yet on whether Lamas, 22, returned the 2.85-carat sparkler her British beau used to seal the deal in May.

Anyway, that makes 10 out of 11 Bachelors (not including the not-ready-for-a-relationship Brad Womack) who have opted out of the matches they made during their stints on the ABC series.”

•••••

OK I am back now…..

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. 10 OUT OF 11 MEN WHO HAVE THEiR FREE PICK OF 25 GORGEOUS WOMEN WHO COMPETE FOR HIS ATTENTION AND AFFECTION . . .

—>>> WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE CUNTS.

Wow.

What does that communicate American women?

That they are ALL DEFINITELY DOING SOMETHING —>>> WRONG.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by studioline
2008-07-25 12:53:16

oh, you hate men, which makes you an asshole by your own standard, bye.

 
 
Comment by son of the suns
2008-07-24 10:17:13

Woman are subhuman scum incapable of any personality traits resembling anything “human”.

They are hairless apes with lying doe eyes and snatches that should be stapled with rusty nails.

If there was a process to create oil from living biomass quickly enough then when I climb to the heights of unlimited power I would enslave every female sub-species ape ever born only long enough to be full grown and pressed into petroleum products.

Burn every church you see and make the Christ-crazed scum convert or die. The betas of the cuckolded faith of harlots and enslaved weak males is the great enemy of the survival of Man.

Disturbed - Criminal

Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-24 16:15:45

Welcome back to the fold, SOTS.

Comment by son of the suns
2008-07-25 07:38:50

The reasons for my ressurection could not be less painful than castration.. yet here I am.

Destiny is a miserable calling.

But I am here to bring the sword and silver bullet to the parasitic foes of my kind and transform this reality via destruction and rebirth.

 
 
Comment by Kevin
2008-07-26 14:48:26

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE THE IQ A FUCKING SOAP DISH.

 
 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-24 06:56:03

Sexual desire is operationally defined as the intrinsic, biologically driven motivation to seek out sexual intercourse for its own sake; across all scientific measures and studies of human sexuality, it has been found that women masturbate less, are less promiscuous, fantasize less, rarely respond sexually to visual erotic stimuli, despise their own genitals, have little interest in pornography and almost never have any need to pay a prostitute for sexual release. As further confirmation of the widespread existence of female passionlessness, the famous longitudinal study produced by researchers Julien, Bonchard, Gagnon, and Pomerleau (1992) of suburban Montreal couples demonstrated beyond all shadow of a doubt that almost all problems caused within marital relationships are either the fault of the low female sex drive or the high male sex drive, with the vast majority of both wives and husbands acknowledging the greater sexuality of the human male. Thus, it can be seen from the aforementioned data that women have a much more dysfunctional sexuality than men and although men have been much more violently persecuted for their sexuality down throughout the ages, they remain considerably more sexual than the relatively sexless and frigid human female.

Comment by Muzalon
2008-07-26 14:56:24

The killer difference is prostitution. While there are armies of female sex workers to cater for males, there are no male sex workers catering to females. Male prostitutes abound, and earn large sums, but they cater exclusively to wealthy gay men (note that gay men have high disposable incomes - no Divorce, etc.) - male prostitutes do not cater to women, because women hate sex.

 
 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-24 06:54:56

Even under the most repressive conditions, such as abuse or war, men are still significantly more sexual than women, who often lack sex drives and are generally physiologically incapable of producing any kind of orgasmic response. Male sexual desire is much more difficult to suppress and men have a greater interest in both novelty and variety. From an historical point of view, male sexuality has always been much more vigorously suppressed by the state and the dominant culture than that of the relatively frigid, asexual female. How else does one explain the fact that over 90% of all arrests for sex crimes, such as rape, incest, pedophilia, voyeurism, and exhibitionism involve men? We, in the modern West, live in one of the most sexually liberated cultures known to man, yet women happen to be just as frigid and asexual as they were a thousand years ago; as a matter of fact, there has never been a culture in the history of mankind where women were just as sexual or more sexual than men. If there was ever such a thing as the cultural suppression of female sexuality, then women would be overrepresented in arrest statistics for sex crimes. However, because most women are sexually frigid and fiercely monogamous, such is not the case.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-24 06:52:57

Thus, although no man can be clinically spoken of as being anorgasmic, it must be noted that the overwhelming majority of women are essentially frigid beings who are almost completely devoid of sexual passion, or experience virtually no sexual desire whatsoever. According to the most recent statistical computations based on raw data derived from an in-depth analysis of the social organization of human sexuality, 71% of women are incapable of achieving orgasm through intercourse, compared to less than 3% of men who have similar difficulties. Although there is a consensus amongst many scholars that approximately 46% of all women, regardless of chronological age, happen to be completely incapable of experiencing sexual desire or achieving any degree of sexual physiological arousal whatsoever, some scholars have actually estimated the prevalence of female hypoactive sexual desire disorder (lack of sex drive) to be as high as 52.4% amongst naturally menopausal women. Another 66% of women are unconquerably frigid or completely anorgasmic, being physiologically incapable of achieving orgasm through masturbation, compared to less than 1% of men.

Comment by Chirs
2008-07-24 14:28:46

Its interesting isn’t it.

Women talk (and behave) like MEN should be responsible for their own orgasms . . . and even their sex drive.

MEN - on the other hand - KNOW that we are responsible for our own. We don’t BLAME women when we can’t cum. We don’t BLAME women when they don’t suck dick properly and we don’t BLAME

We just go get ANOTHER one.

When a woman thinks it appropriate to want a “relationship including ALL KINDS OF OTHER COMMITTED SHIT”, she should drop to her knees and practice being a first-class SPERM VACCUM before she BLAMES a man for not making her CUM . . . . . on top of everything ELSE she fucking wants.

Frigid asexual cunts have no business wanting MEN to be interested in them AT ALL. Those cunts must be IMMEDIATELY ejected from a man’s life without any hesitation or remorse.

No discussion.
No terms.
No negotiations.

JUST STAY SINGLE CUNTS.

 
Comment by Kevin
2008-07-26 14:55:31

Accept the facts that: (1) YOU ARE NOT A COMMANDER OF ANY SORT; AND 2) YOU HAVE THE IQ OF SMALL SOAP-DISH

Comment by Jake
2008-07-27 02:41:31

Holy shit Kevin, shut the hell up. You’re so stupid that these people won’t grace you with their words, so I’m here to say: Shut the hell up.

 
 
 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-24 06:51:34

THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF WOMEN ARE SEXLESS, FRIGID CUNTS WITH A DEADLY HATRED OF HUMAN SEXUALITY

Given the centrality of orgasm in the full achievement of male reproductive and sexual capacity, it is impossible to speak of any man as suffering from sexual frigidity. Because frigidity is a problem which is exclusively physical, rather than psychic, in origin, it is only applicable to women, given the fact that on an anatomical level, women are not physiologically designed to achieve orgasm through intercourse because of the great distance of the clitoris from the vaginal introitus, as well as the fact that the clitoris possesses very few or no nerve endings whatsoever. Even on an historical and clinical level, sexual frigidity, or more technically anorgasmia, has always been associated with female sexual dysfunction where orgasm and sexual pleasure are marginal or relatively unimportant to the achievement of maximum female reproductive functioning. On the other hand, there is a considerably lower prevalence of male sexual problems compared to a female sexuality that is frequently plagued by both dysfunctionality and psychopathology; in addition, the root cause of male sexual dysfunction is largely due to psychological factors. Furthermore, the forms of hypoactive sexual desire that often afflict women with great frequency are anorgasmia (the modern clinical equivalent of sexual frigidity), dyspareunia and vaginismus, whereas with men, it is premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction and delayed orgasmic response.

Comment by Kevin
2008-07-26 14:54:07

Wow, YOU SURE LACK ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE TO AT LEAST DO ENOUGH RELIABLE RESEARCH.

 
 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-23 16:28:12

Women are both asexual and frigid.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-23 16:26:47

Women hate sex.

Comment by Keb
2008-07-24 08:17:42

What about oral sex?

Comment by Muzalon
2008-07-26 15:04:47

What kind? They seem to like it performed on them, I grant you. But women have no right to demand sexual pleasure from men.

Comment by Commander Scott
2008-07-26 18:21:48

If women seem to “like” oral sex being performed upon their frigid bodies, it is because they aim to please. The vast majority of women have very little or no capacity to enjoy the pleasures of sex.

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Comment by Angela
2008-07-23 13:43:31

Seeing this website makes me never want to be with a man in my entire life. Are men like this or do they all hide behind their clothes? Oh, snap! I think I’ll just remain single now and forever.

Comment by kalel
2008-07-23 17:23:43

It depends on how smart or stupid you are , if you got brainwashed by sick feminist , witch are lesbians and those women with hormone imbalance(like non-stop PMS, also known as PCOS , become hairy and ugly, but mainly these are also lesbian).

If you got brainwashed by sick feminist , then you’re stupid , so yes men will act like this with sick feminist.

If you’re smart , you’ll recognize that men and women have different types of intelligence , not just differences in bodies.And you’ll put to good use your female intelligence , not into hating men , or bashing your own intelligence , or wanting to be a man, and you’ll have a nice life , like all women had before sick feminism.

Comment by Elliot
2008-07-28 04:55:11

Hmm, and yet you can’t even spell the word “which” correctly… nor can you use punctuation correctly.

Comment by Jim
2008-07-31 09:43:41

And yet he’s right. +1 for men.

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Comment by SackMan
2008-07-23 18:14:36

Oh, snap! some thing tells me being single isn’t a choice for you…
Yes we hide behind clothes, because if we didn’t we’d be like our cavernous benefactors, naked and swirling around poles for cocaine tinged 1 dollar bills.
Oh, snap!

 
 
Comment by micho
2008-07-23 06:31:51

I just wonder why my posts don’t all appear?

 
Comment by Jenny
2008-07-23 01:32:53

I love porn. I have more porn then many of my male friends.

Comment by John
2008-07-27 04:39:49

You’re probably neurobiologically masculine, or have abnormal levels of circulating androgen. Check your 2d:4d digit ratio.

Despite what the feminists say, this is not normal biological behaviour for a woman.

 
 
Comment by Jenny
2008-07-23 01:29:20

I must say I agree that MOST women hate sex. But there are some women out there that LOVE it. I love sex. With men or women. though I would much rather have sex with a man because they don’t start crying and getting all attached. I love taking care of my men. All of them. If one can’t handle sharing me I leave but I have found that many men are not jelous as long as I am honest with them & give them the attention they want without trying to control them. Men need freedom. I believe that is what causes many sites like this. Women are not smart enough to get it in thier heads that they can not be in control. I am good at sex. Infact I’m prob one of the best. I have sex as often as I can. Usually 3-4 times a day and I have never had a guy complain. Infact they tell thier friends about me & invite me over to share me. I love being on top cause men are forced to work way too often & deserve to be pleased. Another thing I love computers. I fix them for many of my MALE friends. I do not cry. I love breaking & destroying shit. I’m not saying that for most women this site is not true. I’m just saying there are exeptions.

Comment by Chris
2008-07-23 02:01:17

You have sex “as often as you can”??????

3-4 times a day???

LMAO!!!!!

Oh Im not laughing because you spend your entire day naked, Im laughing because you think the “WOMAN-ON-TOP” position is about the MAN being “PLEASED”.

That’s womanipulation if I ever heard it.

“Here, lemme get on top so you can really get off . . . . ”

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by kalel
2008-07-23 12:01:09

3-4 a day??? she must be a nimfo , nice , and a lesbian if you have sex with women , bisexuals are homosexual that want to make the best of it.

I have a question , do you have problems with to much hair on your body?

Comment by kalel
2008-07-23 12:19:43

And for fixing your male friends computers , what’s to fix at them?? You know electronics??
Do you understand how a computer works?? with it’s machine code in 0 and 1?? about the processor , video card , memory , hard disk , mother board?? witch is for what?? how they’re build ?? explain scientifically how a computer works?? I don’t think you can .

About breaking and destroying things , I know that women like to throw things at men when they get mad , like the purse , make up , and shit .

About not crying , you haven’t got the proper incentives to cry , but I know that all women cry after a day at work , and problems , it means you’re not the like the other 99.99% women.

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Comment by Jake
2008-07-27 02:44:45

He just asked you to explain how a computer works in scientific terms.

 
 
 
 
Comment by -
2008-07-23 16:21:29

You’re a slut?

 
Comment by micho
2008-07-23 23:47:58

*Jenny,

You need about 18 husbands or boyfriends to have sex 4 times per day.

On average each man would fuck you twice per week, each time coming once, or one time coming twice. So, dividing 28 by 2, we get 14. (28 is the number of cums per week: 4 cums x 7 days.)

So, you need 14 men. But you also need 2 more in case one is tired. 14 + 2 = 16.

And you also need one wealthy to take care of all the expenses. As you want them to stay in bed, we should expect them losing weight and health and unable to work.

So, you’d need at least 17 men.

And you also need a man to spank your ass. Do you think men have nothing but fuck you? Tell me, did you ever say “Thank you” for any man for having sex with you?

 
Comment by Zoe
2008-07-26 13:01:21

Jenny, if you are really a woman, then you should stop sucking up to the guys on this site, trying to make them like you. Is it some kind of rebellious attempt to stand out and show you are “different” from the rest of womankind? I can’t stand all this stereotyping - a lot of men DO get emotionally attached to partners, not all are happy to move from bed to bed. I don’t really understand this article, I thought women loved sex? Obviously nature has made it more pleasurable for the male so that he can “sow his seeds” so to speak. But all you have to do is look at other creatures in the animal kingdom to see how lucky humans are when it comes to sex, for example female cats go through a lot of pain during reproduction, it’s like having a cactus inserted in them. And from my experience a lot of women do like porn, they just wouldn’t admit it, or feel guilty looking at it. There are a lot of uneducated assumptions on this site.

Comment by Elliot
2008-07-28 05:02:01

Agreed.

 
 
 
Comment by fuckuguyswomenaregood
2008-07-22 11:56:50

fuck u all that u say women are better than men u guys are fags anti-women hatter u guy could fucks urselfs u gay are problem gays that why u guys dont like women faggets

Comment by Arbalest
2008-07-22 12:11:03

What a perfect way to prove women are better, with gay slurs and rape of the english language!

 
Comment by Chris
2008-07-22 12:17:05

Fascinating.

A man says “menarebetterthanwomen” . . . to which a woman replies: “FUCK YOU! WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN MEN!!” Which is exactly the same kind of comment, but reversed.

So try harder cunt.
Gang-fuck you dry in the ass without spitting.

Because men prove they are better than women every day of their lives. Women don’t.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Dyke.

Comment by kalel
2008-07-22 13:17:01

I don’t hate sick feminist , that would be a waste of energy against my manly brain to hate somebody inferior , that is against my manly nature.

I just want to replace all sick feminist bitches,because they are a waste of oxygen and nutrients , and one day we will manage that .

Comment by Chris
2008-07-22 14:05:41

Ah, don’t worry about them.
Those women will replace THEMSELVES!
Just look at them. . . .

THEY are the pathetic ones with PERSONALS ADS all over in the internet - COMPLETELY UNABLE TO GET OR KEEP A MAN AROUND. They are miserable. Incomplete. Lonely. And DESPERATE to look for men who will freely give them what they want FOR FREE.

Please.

We are right in front of their faces.
And we are NOT FUCKING INTERESTED.

• ”I want a man who will love me and respect me…Is that too much to ask.”

YES CUNT IT IS WAY TO MUCH TO ASK FROM A MAN YOU NEVER MET, YOU STUPID FUCK. A MAN TO LOVE AND RESPECT YOU IS NOT YOUR RIGHT —>> ITS A PRIVILEGE.

. . . now tell that to a woman and see if she agrees with you.

LMAO!

These women are a screaming joke. Any energy you spent on one will NEVER be worth it. So don’t. Women like that go out of their way to make themselves as REPULSIVE TO MEN AS POSSIBLE . . . . and then try to blame the MEN for it.

Ever watch Sex and the City???? That’s a woman’s lesson in how to keep men as NOT INTERESTED IN YOU WAS POSSIBLE.

And the MEN are NOT BUYING IT.
BECAUSE IT’S FAILURE GARBAGE.

A TV show about 4 entitled American Cunts who don’t deserve a fucking thing. Especially a man who cares about them. Now try telling THEM that.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

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Comment by kalel
2008-07-23 10:37:02

Indeed , sick feminist bitches want low testosterone men(affected by hormone disrupting chemicals) , to be their dildos , witch to control and boss around.

But they realize that it’s not what they really want , and being sick feminist bitches they will never get a normal man ( not affected by hormone disrupting chemicals)with normal testosterone level.
And they hate men for this , well , evolution will take care of these kind of women.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Common_Sense
2008-07-21 12:30:58

This may have already been covered but women hate porn for similar reasons. Watching other women do a better job of it than them means they’d have to get off their ass and do a better job.

Men play football on Sunday and watch the tape of the game on Monday - to get better at what they do. Women hate getting better at anything. Women say “I hate porn, it’s objectifying women.” What they mean is “don’t watch porn you might see women getting the job done right and then my cover is blown.”

Men constantly improve and the ladies constantly dodge responsibility.

Comment by Jade
2008-07-22 14:06:26

I don’t hate porn. It’s interesting. As I have said already I enjoy sex. Porn is supposed to be entertaining and arousing.

Comment by kalel
2008-07-23 10:26:51

Then you’re not the average sick feminist woman.

 
 
 
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