Why women hate sex.

Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.

That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?

Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.

This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.

Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.

This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.

In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.

That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.

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Comment by getalife
2008-10-16 10:22:51 - IP Man-Hash: bd1e5433fb2e9

Seriously, you guys need to get a hobby or find something productive to do with your time. If your superiority existed than you wouldn’t have to say it. Where does your hatred from women stem from, anyway? Perhaps your parents are to blame. Was your mother a cold and unloving bitch because your father abused her? Or perhaps your father molested you and drove you to come up with the rationalization that he did so because your mother didn’t offer enough sex. Either way, both parents are at fault for not teaching their children to have any respect for human life in general. People like that should not be allowed to reproduce. It’s hard to tell why your issues exist but your violent and illogical behavior on this site shows that you are in need of counseling, anger management therapy, and perhaps medication (lithium would be the best option for your bi-polar resembling symptoms of hyperactivity, poor judgment and aggression). Really it would be nice to see you actually invent something yourself instead of wasting your pathetic and insignificant life boasting and belittling others for things you haven’t the intellect to do yourself.
About your sex talk, I can’t seem to find a man that can keep up with me in bed which proves something. It proves to be annoying, that’s all. It’s awful boring when you men can’t last for more than three minutes and can’t get it up again for hours. In order to have a partner induced orgasm, I have to either buy the poor guy a dildo or find a lesbian lover. Which do you consider superior: Three minutes of your “REALLY ROUGH SEX” or hours of multiple orgasms?
Despite all your big talk on this board, you are probably virgins or have small dicks and are truly mad at yourselves for sucking so badly, sadly finding that the only way to make yourselves feel better is by taking the focus of yourself and putting it on someone else.
Good luck with that tactic but it only masks your real problems which will eventually surface and probably end with a major breakdown. What will it be? Drug addictions? Domestic violence? Suicide? The last option seems to be the most effective route and would make the world a better place.

Comment by Sonya
2008-10-16 10:40:20 - IP Man-Hash: 6da3fe90bdfa8

women like you give women like me a bad name. if you even bothered to read a bit more [which, by your rambling, i'm sure you didn't], you would realize that most of this writing is satire..mixed with a bit of knowledge…
go lick some lesbian pussy if that makes you happy..but don’t ruin it for the women that know how to shut the fuck up when it’s necessary.

 
Comment by Danny
2008-10-17 03:01:48 - IP Man-Hash: dd50b3e63f491

Oh, shit “getalife” you didn’t have to write a fucking essay about it.

Comment by psiros
2008-10-17 13:17:44 - IP Man-Hash: e403c4b6d0e19

Men are better than woman at demarcating paragraphs.

Comment by getalife
2008-10-22 11:26:27 - IP Man-Hash: 9f733e412b367

Men are better than women at focusing on irrelevant details.

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Comment by Solomon
2008-10-22 13:20:51 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

Irrelevant to you. This is a site by men for men. Men like to focus on EVERY FUCKING DETAIL, no matter how insignificant it may be to you. It is this focus that has allowed us to create every convenience in your life you now can’t live without. Your fucking welcome.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Benignbullet
2008-10-25 00:32:13 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

“If your superiority existed then you wouldn’t have to say it.”

My response to this would be, “If whimmin’s equality existed, then they wouldn’t have to continuously legislate it.”

In other words, on average, whimmin ARE NOT equal to men in ability; so they attempt to equalize OUTCOME through whiny, misdirected legislation (which, taken to its’ unfortunate conclusion, also ends up furthur empowering an already malignant state, and FORCEFULLY disempowers those (men) who have - by MERIT - acquired assets and status).
If whimmin WERE actually equal to men (in ability, and on average), they wouldn’t need legislation to “prove it.” They would just do it.
The whimmin and “environmental estrogens” who cum on this site with their redundant (and UNPROVABLE) personal insults, and lists of female accomplishments, obviously cannot understand even simple math, as the societal accomplishments of men - historically and contemporarily - dwarf those of whimmin (FACT, not arguable); with all this being done by men through their OWN consistent effort.

men ARE - on average, and in almost every way - betterthanwhimmin.

Comment by RB
2008-10-25 04:47:05 - IP Man-Hash: 65c5867d57c1d

Well said.

Comment by Michelle
2008-10-25 05:49:21 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

I totally agree!!!

I better not say that…might get called a few names by the other “women”.

I really agree though!

:)

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Comment by Sonya
2008-10-16 10:13:40 - IP Man-Hash: 6da3fe90bdfa8

i am a female…and this website is fucking hilarious. Dick, I even bought your book.
and for all the cunts getting offended - it’s something called “satire”…
by the way, i love sex…i know how to do it and i don’t just lay there like a futon :)

 
Comment by maddie
2008-10-16 08:27:15 - IP Man-Hash: ef7f738041f1e

hahaahhahahahaaha you, Dick, and your website are RIDICULOUS.
the fact that you judge people on their gender says enough. You obviously have never thought deeply about the whole ‘men are better’ thing.
I think that you should come with real facts why men are better and not with some stupid things such as ‘women can’t drive, they only like money’.
i’m a 16 year old girl from the Netherlands and even I know that everything you are saying about a men being better then a woman is bullshit.
I feel sorry for you and your life, because it must suck really bad when you’re judging people all day long.
I hope you are gay because you need someone to love you and a woman is DEFINATELY not going to do that.
Good luck with thinking properly.

Comment by Sonya
2008-10-16 10:50:52 - IP Man-Hash: 6da3fe90bdfa8

*sigh* another cunt who obviously left a tampon on too long.
there’s nothing insidious about the writing on this site…what boggles me is what the fuck do you care? obviously at 16, you should learn the basics of being a real woman which is learning how to cook and stop watching detrimental shit like romantic comedies. but wait, you’re in the Netherlands, so you don’t even count.
go milk some cows in the pasture.

signed,
a dick loving hoe.

Comment by John
2008-10-16 12:14:51 - IP Man-Hash: 71c994850358e

Amen to that. im all for women being who they are. but when it comes down to it, they are all basically animals. not in the sense that they are un-intelligent, but emotional. they have no control over their emotions. they react based on how they feel on every issue they deal with, rather than acting based upon logic or reason. they care not for the common wealth or for the general public, merely for themselves. even the bible says in basically bold text, men are the heads of the house. men are to be dominant and in charge. women are to shut the hell up and do what he says, to keep things in order. america letting woman have the right to vote, was in my opinion, the greatest mistake of our country to date!

 
 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-16 22:00:46 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

@Maddie

You’re 16…settle yourself down! You’re young and you don’t know shit yet! And if you completely read the website…he doesn’t just say women can’t drive…there’s a host of shit that women can’t do…and frankly, I agree.

Jury Duty-I don’t believe women should be on the damn jury because women are very emotional. They could be on their period that day and put an innocent person in jail because they simply want to get it over with. Emotional is what women are.

THE PRESIDENT-lol yeah right. I would never accept a woman to be president, that would suck for everyone. Why? Once again, women are emotional…women let their feelings get in the way of everything. I’m not talking about all women. I’m just saying, a woman should never run for president because she’s not going to make it…plain and simple.

And that’s just some of the things women shouldn’t be doing. And I really, really agree with that 100%

Michelle :)

Comment by Cazanna
2008-10-18 14:37:51 - IP Man-Hash: e79bbbb6f2d40

Really, you don’t think women should be on jury duty? I have jury duty next month. And you know, it’s really cutting into my jobless life of eating bon-bons and watching Oprah (sarcasm). Maybe your gung ho ideas about women being so emotional and incapable can get my lazy ass out of jury duty next month. Cause I can think of 50 things I’d rather do with my time than to sit in a coutroom deciding whether or not some man is guilty or not guilty over molesting a 12 year old school girl (which happens often around here with men).

Michelle, I find it hard to believe thaty any free thinking woman would agree with this woman hating garbage. Are you sure you’re not a bloke, yourself?

Comment by Psiros
2008-10-18 15:02:05 - IP Man-Hash: 9c6673c05603d

“…molesting a 12 year old school girl…” Every woman goes right to that concept in all discussions. Fucking disgusting.

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Comment by Michelle
2008-10-19 00:29:02 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

When I say I don’t agree with something, that means I don’t fucking agree with it!!!! Yeah its messed up when a child is molested, I know. I’m not arguing with that. Its my opinion as well most people…that women shouldn’t do things meant for men. No the fuck they shouldn’t be on jury duty. And do you know why I agree with this? Because women like your bitch ass keep proving it every fucking minute!

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Comment by Muzalon
2008-10-17 14:22:22 - IP Man-Hash: 99b8617681240

Women ARE inferior. They have lower IQ, are infinitely less creative and are physically substandard in every respect. Men are gods on mountain peaks… women are ants in comparison.

 
 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-15 19:24:47 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Sex is good. :)

 
Comment by GET A BRAIN!!!!
2008-10-15 15:15:36 - IP Man-Hash: 59c13736551a0

ok i have a question….. soooooo woman HATE sex, by your point of view. right? and up in the blue at the top of the page you make a statement that woman are obsessed with men who are obsessed with sex…. but if a woman wants a man to have sex with, but at the same time woman HATE sex (and this is not true)

your kinda on both sides it looks like on the sex thing

Comment by Chris
2008-10-15 15:30:40 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

I will answer that for you, dummy.

You can be completely obsessed with sex (or men who are obsessed with sex) and NOT HAVE ANY SEX.

In fact, women are obsessed with sex are usually the ones who go through GREAT LENGTHS TO TRY AND AVOID IT.

Because they HATE it.
And they HATE they they are not getting it MORE.

And because they HATE that more,
they TALK about it more.

Virgins , wives, dates, and women everywhere are more obsessed with TALKING about sex than they are about HAVING IT.

• “Whatever you do , DON’T have sex on a first date.”

That’s a woman who HATES sex
and is OBSESSED with it at the same time.

That should answer your question perfectly.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Sonya
2008-10-16 10:45:43 - IP Man-Hash: 6da3fe90bdfa8

first of all, if you’re going to comment on how someone needs to “GET A BRAIN”, you might want to consider going back to elementary school and refreshing up on the principals of plural vs. singular [i.e. "woman hate sex"]
also, you might want hit your self on the head with a summer’s eve bottle..you write like a neanderthal.
signed,
a dick loving woman

p.s. Y-O-U-R vs. Y-O-U-R-E

Comment by studioline
2008-10-16 10:58:32 - IP Man-Hash: 59bbc1e297894

Way to go Sonya

Comment by Sonya
2008-10-16 11:38:10 - IP Man-Hash: 6da3fe90bdfa8

i can’t take credit for what is so blatantly obvious. the hair on her pussy have grown so thick that it has some how affected the cognitive development in her dull, sex and the city filled brain.
what a cunt.

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Comment by studioline
2008-10-17 02:29:40 - IP Man-Hash: f120e589ab3a9

@ maddie
Why do you think your comment should be confusing for us men??? Get it, that it’s not confusing at all. Women are obsessed with sex because they don’t have it as much as they want it. Majority of them think that if they are going to reframe it that men are the ones who want it more, this way they are going to get laid. But it just doesn’t work. Even if a woman manages to reframe it, then a man apperas needy and desperate, which might not be in reality the case at all, but by succeding in reversing the frame a woman gets immidiately turned off. No one is blaiming you for wanting to get laid. We are just telling you that you approaching it all wrong. And it’s not even really your fault, because you have been programmed to act this way. We are blaming you however for not trying to find the right way. And also we admire women who are bright enough to notice what Im just describing, that when something doesn’t work they don’t get mad by doing even more of the same old stuff that deos’t work over and over and then get mad that it doesn’t work, but instead they are strong, ambitious, and brave to seek for a better ways which actually work and get them laid. And in the end everybody is happy this way. This is the way women are supoposed to be. The stuff you are taking so seroiusly should not be the only theme between man an woman interaction. It should be just a small part of the interaction and not done seriously but as a flirt. If a woman tries to reframe it on me that I m the one who wants her more I understand it as a flirt, she is telling me in a flirty way that she likes and wants me. Further more she is doing it for a simple reason that she wnat’s to get laid. Its a mutual fun adluts have, to spice it up whait’s comeing next. But if a woman takes it too seriously, it’s not going to work, and she won’t get laid. And as much as she want to blame men for things not working in the end, she feels, she fucked it up. And you can’t hide that, from anybody, cos everybody knows it. If a woman tries to convince herself that’s only man’s fault, she starts to be bitter bitchy, and hatefull towards sex, which is totally incorrect, because sex is supposed to give her all the good things it does. So in the end she develops an obsession and hatred towars sex all at the same time. But what for???? Fortunaltely some woman don’t fall for this trap and the reason they come to this site is to learn more and become better women. No man is here for the purpose of bashing women, at least these real women, so take it easy. And if a real woman scores with a real man, you should be happy for her too, cos you would want that too for yourself and that’s ok.

Comment by Michelle
2008-10-17 02:57:41 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Studioline…you rock!

Comment by studioline
2008-10-17 10:30:27 - IP Man-Hash: f120e589ab3a9

Hey Michelle.. you know how to tell a compliment.

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Comment by Michelle
2008-10-17 11:25:05 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Everything makes sense…so you rock!!

So does Chris…he knows that!

Michelle :)

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Lindsay
2008-10-11 21:19:03 - IP Man-Hash: 7a05e5c19cf7a

I fucking love sex.

Comment by Chris
2008-10-11 21:25:22 - IP Man-Hash: 2f36934ac1d84

GREAT!

Let’s fuck.

You wanna come over to my place
and I will teach you how to cum?

Comment by Michelle
2008-10-11 23:48:05 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Ohhh can you teach me…lol

Comment by Chris
2008-10-12 00:38:22 - IP Man-Hash: 2f36934ac1d84

Of course.

Take a number,
Get in line,
And I will be with you as soon as possible.

Cheers

Next!

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Comment by Michelle
2008-10-12 00:47:40 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

LOL sure thing :)

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-12 01:00:08 - IP Man-Hash: 2f36934ac1d84

Well actually its’ NOT a “sure thing”. You’re the one who can’t have an orgasm, remember. Your rusty pipes are not really my problem.

But I’ll see what I can do.

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-12 01:09:46 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

LOL…okay! Rusty pipes, huh? You’re making me laugh, Chris

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-12 08:53:56 - IP Man-Hash: 2f36934ac1d84

I know.
I’m a Man.

Men have this ability to make people laugh.
Women don’t have that ability.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Have you ever read female profiles on a dating website?

I did with a couple of buddies of mine (when researching female behavior) and almost EVERY ONE says “I really love to laugh”, “I am looking for a guy who can really make me laugh”, “I need a guy who can make me laugh.”

Single , lonely, desperate women who seek a relationship WANT and NEED guys who can make them laugh….. because they got so spoiled and used to it when they were fucking FUN guys like ME.

But they are still single, lonely, desperate, and not enjoying any orgasms…. because they were no fun to be around whatsoever.

It’s a Man’s job to take the trash out.

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-12 21:38:27 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Mmmhmm…well, I’m not lonely nor desperate…lol, but it is nice to laugh once in a while.

 
Comment by Breeanna
2008-10-16 11:28:18 - IP Man-Hash: 83dbb7fe2f62d

Michelle wake up and smell the coffee. Chris is being a dick and making you look like a worthless whore. He says you have “Rusty Pipes” and you respond with hahahah Chris you make me laugh! Talk down to me some more please!! It turns me on!!! Are you fucking dumb? HE’S STILL NOT EXCLUDING YOU FROM THE CUNTS HE TALKS ABOUT

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-16 11:48:35 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Actually yes!

I AM excluding Michelle from the rest of you cunts.

You know NOTHING about Men, Breeana.

Nothing.

Talking down is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

And as you can see …. it’s FUN.

And as long as it makes TWO PEOPLE SMILE,
what the fuck problem do you have with that?

You miserable wench.

And a girl who GETS IT, has just MULTIPLIED her chances at finding a man who is far more willing to go through great lengths for HER, than a woman who does NOT.

Think about it.

HARD.

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-16 23:13:44 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Ohhh Breeanna get the fuck over yourself!

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-17 11:34:56 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Talking down is a HUGE turn-on! Especially in the bedroom…oh my! You have no idea, Breeanna!!! And you’re telling me to wake up and smell the coffee!!!

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by emily
2008-10-08 07:32:42 - IP Man-Hash: d2112ad14d376

so i am a woman and i love sex. usually i agree with what you have to say, but this time i think maybe the fault lies in the women you’ve experienced and not the sex as a whole.

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-06 21:09:12 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

I’ve never had an orgasm.

Comment by Chris
2008-10-06 21:16:33 - IP Man-Hash: 53de32a4b32ba

Have you ever NOT wanted to have a sex with a guy who was interested in having sex with you?

?

Well, if you ever turned a very interested guy down, then you can’t really complain about never having had an orgasm.

Girls do that all the time.

They don’t make an “orgasm” a priority in their lives, and then they talk like their “orgasm” is important to them…. and something they are missing out on. When it’s never a woman’s motivation for having sex anyway.

It’s really very funny.

Women usually care more about WHAT OTHER THINGS they get by fucking a guy. And when the greedy whore doesn’t get that “OTHER” thing, she will LIE and talk about her orgasm which wasn’t the reason she fucked ANYWAY.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

Comment by Michelle
2008-10-06 21:20:55 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Chris I agree with you, some women are like that; they like to see what they can get first. But, I honestly don’t know why I’ve never had one. I’m sure its my fault because I have this concentration issue. I mean, I’ve had one when by myself. I don’t know, could just be me.

Comment by Chris
2008-10-06 21:37:02 - IP Man-Hash: 53de32a4b32ba

It is not entirely unusual to not have an orgasm. In fact, i don’t know how old you are - or what you know about men - but women usually approach relationships and sex thinking ABOUT THEMSELVES more than the guy.

Women are actually LESS interested in getting men off , yet they expect men to be MORE interested in getting HER off.

For example….. a girl will actually go out on a first date with a guy and THINK AND SAY that “under no circumstances will she have sex on a first date” (even if she really wants to) because women have this fucked up idea in their head that this will get a Man’s “RESPECT”.

That’s FALSE.

She is going into the situation INHIBITED and CLOSED OFF - INTENTIONALLY.

MANY women do this and for that reason, they should not be surprised that they are unable to have an orgasm.

Orgasms for women are easier when she is UN- INHIBITED and approaches sex in a DIFFERENT way. When she is OPEN, DIRECT and HONEST WITH HERSELF about whether or not she wants to fuck - and acts accordingly.

BUT WOMEN ARE “AFRAID” of that.

They are TOO AFRAID to communicate that their orgasm is a priority and they will intentionally AVOID sex wand therefore they have no business talking about their orgasms.

But just like YOU don’t really believe that its NOT “your” responsibility to get a man off…… it’s only natural that you shouldn’t expect it’s man’s responsibility to get YOU off.

Men are actually FAR MORE INTERESTED in women sexually - and taking them out and making an effort to show girl a “good time” than WOMEN are. Men generally put more effort into getting laid than women do.

And women are universally LESS interested in showing MEN a “good time” than MEN are.

That being said . . . .

If a woman is LESS interested in “having a good time” than a GUY . . . . she should just shut the fuck up about her orgasm.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

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Comment by Michelle
2008-10-06 21:48:50 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

But I’m not complaining about not having an orgasm, and I really do care about the man’s orgasm, oh I do! :) Also, Chris, I actually have been the one to pay for everything. I say that because you’ve mentioned that if the woman wants a man to care, she should try paying for things instead of the man. I’m not arguing with you at all on that. Ohhh and I’m 21. :)

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-06 21:55:30 - IP Man-Hash: 53de32a4b32ba

Oh well if you’re not complaining about not having an orgasm then feel free to ignore everything I said because it’s obviously not a problem for you.

Cheers.

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-06 21:59:16 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Okay :)

 
Comment by Le'Mat
2008-10-06 22:00:34 - IP Man-Hash: cd2aa03372e6b

Yo.

I have the same concentration problem in bed.

You might have ADD or Bipolar disorder, srsly, get it checked out. Mine went undiagnosed until I was 25.

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-06 22:05:05 - IP Man-Hash: 53de32a4b32ba

@Le’Mattress

Now THAT was funny.

If you have A.D.D or BI-POLAR disorder, then you have MUCH bigger problems than just not being able to have an orgasm.

But thanks for the giggle.

Menarebetterthanwomenatorgasms.

LOL!

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-06 22:08:39 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

So, me having ADD or Bipolar could be the reason why I can’t cum? Hmm

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-06 22:10:20 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Menarebetterthanwomenatorgasms.

Lol Chris…well can’t argue with that either

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-06 22:16:00 - IP Man-Hash: 53de32a4b32ba

@MICHELLE

I was not suggesting that a woman’s orgasm hinges on whether or not she “pays for things”. That would be completely ridiculous.

I am talking about a GENERAL INVESTMENT of her TIME and INTEREST.

Women GENERALLY automatically expect men to invest MUCH MORE time, energy and interest in HER, than she is prepared and wiling to invest in him.

SO MUCH SO… that she will actually think there is something WRONG with him if he doesn’t make HER happiness more important to him than his OWN.

A REAL MAN doesn’t MAKE A STRANGE WOMAN’S HAPPINESS more important to him than his own.

That takes time and effort on HER part,
and it is up to HER to EARN.

Paying for dinner and things has nothing to do woth any of that. What IS important is her desire to please him has a HUGE role to play in his desire to please HER.

But women don’t GET that.

Paying for dinner and drinks is NOTHING but a nice gesture and it plays NO ROLE in the ultimate outcome of things…. nor does it have anything to do with the successful interaction between men and women.

WHERE MEN AIM TO PLEASE….
WOMEN AIM TO BE PLEASED.

And that’s BACKWARDS if a girl ever wants to enjoy mind-bending orgasms.

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-06 22:22:36 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Yes

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-06 22:34:21 - IP Man-Hash: 53de32a4b32ba

I just made you have an intellectual orgasm, didn’t I.

It’s OK babe, it happens alot.

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-06 22:40:18 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Lol well I’m sure it does, Chris! ;)

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-06 23:00:04 - IP Man-Hash: 53de32a4b32ba

Unless of course you were “faking” it. In which case you might want to try putting a little more enthusiasm into it…..

like…..

“OMFG!

YES!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMM - FUCK!!!!!

YES!!!!!”

Now THAT would be more like it.

——————–

Joke of the day:

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Because they think men care.

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-06 23:03:30 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Lol okay, Chris

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-06 23:29:36 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

So, do you date, Chris?

 
Comment by Le'Mat
2008-10-07 01:25:45 - IP Man-Hash: cd2aa03372e6b

@Chris, I certainly wasn’t talking to you and I doubt you’d know anything about it. An attention deficit is a lack of concentration, moron. STFU if you’re just going to ramble on like an idiot.

 
Comment by tiger bitch
2008-10-08 23:06:32 - IP Man-Hash: 9b2d802a7214b

chris you sure do type a lot of shit. and apparently you know a lot about orgasms, but you sure didn’t answer the question about if you date. hmm.. sounds like you don’t get a lot. :(

 
Comment by Benignbullet
2008-10-08 23:17:05 - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c

If his posts are shit, YOU OWN the sewage treatment plant.

menarebetterthanwhimmin.

 
Comment by Le'Mat
2008-10-08 23:52:48 - IP Man-Hash: bec1b85f93484

Tiger Bitch needs a Tiger UPPERCUT!

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-09 00:09:05 - IP Man-Hash: 2f36934ac1d84

@Michelle

Smile on my face.
Yes, of course I date.

But I don’t date American women.

I often like ASIAN girls.

But for some reason,
I find I’m always horny again an hour later.

;)

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-09 03:21:20 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Lol ohh don’t date American women…ok lol

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-09 23:48:53 - IP Man-Hash: 2f36934ac1d84

Oh, I will FUCK an American girl.

But I just won’t “date” one.

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-17 11:50:28 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Hey Chris…what color are your eyes?

Haha ;)

 
Comment by Chris
2008-10-17 13:57:42 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

Depends on what I’m wearing… and in what lighting.

 
Comment by Michelle
2008-10-17 20:26:34 - IP Man-Hash: 5341ec52467d7

Mmmm…awesome!

;)

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Hans Frank
2008-10-05 17:38:05 - IP Man-Hash: ec43527983a88

Some women obviously can’t handle the fact that they are frigid cunts with virtually no sex drive. Wrap your small female brains around this truth, you cunts:

WOMEN HATE SEX

THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF WOMEN ARE SEXLESS, FRIGID BEINGS WITH A DEADLY HATRED OF HUMAN SEXUALITY

Given the centrality of orgasm in male reproductive functioning, it is impossible to speak of any man as suffering from sexual frigidity. Because frigidity is a problem which is exclusively physical, rather than psychic, in origin, it is necessarily applicable only to women. This is due to the fact that on an anatomical level, women are not physiologically capable of achieving orgasm through intercourse because of the great distance of the clitoris from the vaginal introitus.

Furthermore, the clitoris is really a primitive organ that serves no biological function whatsoever; in anatomical structure, it resembles a miniature penis that failed to become fully differentiated sexually during the course of embryological development due to the general absence of those genes responsible for foetal androgen synthesis. The clitoris is a vestigial appendage; it is really nothing more but the evolutionary by-product of male sexual differentiation and the male capacity to produce an orgasmic response, a feature that has evolved over hundreds of thousands of years of human physiological adaptation to the external environment of our hominid ancestors.

As a matter of fact, only the human male alone, out of all species within the animal kingdom, possesses a sophisticated apparatus of sexual physiological arousal that is unparalleled in the history of biological evolution. Detailed, meticulous observations derived from extensive anatomical investigations conducted by various scientific researchers throughout the twentieth century have revealed that the penis, foreskin included, contains anywhere between 80, 000 to well over 100, 000 nerve endings, whereas the clitoris contains anywhere between 0 - 8000 nerve endings.

To elaborate further, the overwhelming majority of women possess virtually no nerve endings whatsoever within the clitoris and are therefore organically frigid. How else does one explain the fact that over 86% of women are physiologically incapable of achieving orgasm through intercourse or that more than 66% of women are virtually incapable of achieving orgasm through masturbation? The widespread inability to achieve orgasm amongst woman is a reflection of the fact that both sexual frigidity and anorgasmia are exclusively female problems. It should be obvious to even the most limited intellect that the clitoris is a vestigial organ that is completely devoid of any discernible biological function; it is an organ that should be removed surgically by means of clitoridectomy in order to protect both the physical and psychological health of the woman.

Even on an historical and clinical level, sexual frigidity, or more technically anorgasmia, has always been associated with female sexual dysfunction where orgasm and sexual pleasure are relatively unimportant in the achievement of maximal female reproductive functioning. On the other hand, there is a considerably lower prevalence of male sexual problems compared to a female sexuality that is frequently plagued by both dysfunctionality and psychopathology; in addition, the root causes of male sexual dysfunction are due largely to psychological factors.

Thus, although no man can be clinically spoken of as being anorgasmic, it must be noted that the overwhelming majority of women are essentially frigid beings who are almost completely devoid of sexual passion, or experience virtually no sexual desire whatsoever. According to the most recent statistical computations based on raw data derived from an in-depth analysis of the social organization of human sexuality, 71% of women are incapable of achieving orgasm through intercourse, compared to less than 3% of men who have similar difficulties. Although there is a consensus amongst many scholars that approximately 46% of all women, regardless of chronological age, happen to be completely incapable of experiencing sexual desire or achieving any degree of sexual physiological arousal whatsoever, some scholars have actually estimated the prevalence of female hypoactive sexual desire disorder (lack of sex drive) to be as high as 52.4% amongst naturally menopausal women. Another 66% of women are unconquerably frigid or completely anorgasmic, being physiologically incapable of achieving orgasm through masturbation, compared to less than 1% of men.

Even under the most repressive conditions, such as abuse or war, men are still significantly more sexual than women, who often lack sex drives and are generally physiologically incapable of producing any kind of orgasmic response. Male sexual desire is much more difficult to suppress and men have a greater interest in both novelty and variety. From an historical point of view, male sexuality has always been much more vigorously suppressed by the state and the dominant culture than that of the relatively frigid, asexual female. How else does one explain the fact that over 90% of all arrests for sex crimes, such as rape, incest, pedophilia, voyeurism, and exhibitionism involve men? We, in the modern West, live in one of the most sexually liberated cultures known to man, yet women happen to be just as frigid and asexual as they were a thousand years ago; as a matter of fact, there has never been a culture in the history of mankind where women were just as sexual or more sexual than men. If there was ever such a thing as the cultural suppression of female sexuality, then women would be overrepresented in arrest statistics for sex crimes. However, because most women are sexually frigid and fiercely monogamous, such is not the case.

Sexual desire is operationally defined as the intrinsic, biologically driven motivation to seek out sexual intercourse for its own sake; across all scientific measures and studies of human sexuality, it has been found that women masturbate less, are less promiscuous, fantasize less, rarely respond sexually to visual erotic stimuli, despise their own genitals, have little interest in pornography and almost never have any need to pay a prostitute for sexual release. As further confirmation of the widespread existence of female passionlessness, the famous longitudinal study produced by researchers Julien, Bonchard, Gagnon, and Pomerleau (1992) of suburban Montreal couples demonstrated beyond all shadow of a doubt that almost all problems caused within marital relationships are either the fault of the low female sex drive or the high male sex drive, with the vast majority of both wives and husbands acknowledging the greater sexuality of the human male. Thus, it can be seen from the aforementioned data that women have a much more dysfunctional sexuality than men and although men have been much more violently persecuted for their sexuality down throughout the ages, they remain considerably more sexual than the relatively sexless and frigid human female.

In sum, the notion that women enjoy sex is a feminist political fiction. The vast majority of women hate sex; only a very sad minority of female unfortunates derive any pleasure from sexual intercourse and these women are often desperately in need of psychiatric counselling.

WOMEN HATE SEX

Comment by Le'Mat
2008-10-05 18:37:09 - IP Man-Hash: cd2aa03372e6b

Sounds like Hans Frank has the penis envy. *grin*

But seriously… tl;dr.

I never knew that many women were anorgasmic. I’ve never failed to achieve multiples in my partners so I dunno how I feel about this. I’d like to perhaps see some information linking to sources, or whatever you can provide… I think it would be most interesting.

Good article. Better you than me writing it though *laugh*

Comment by Hans Frank
2008-10-06 13:04:40 - IP Man-Hash: 71f4cb438ed19

Glad to see that you enjoyed my post, Le’Mat. If you want to read a good reference on some of the information I’ve posted, read The Great Sex Divide by New Zealand psychologist Glenn D. Wilson. Excerpts of the book are available at:

http://www.heretical.com.

 
 
 
Comment by Hans Frank
2008-10-05 17:08:18 - IP Man-Hash: ec43527983a88

Compared to men, most women are sexually frigid. In addition, most women have enormous difficulty achieving orgasm, if they can do it at all. Women should just shut up and learn to accept the fact that they are frigid, nonsexual cunts.