Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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of course women love sex. i crave it, it’s just so nice :). well anyway, don’t you guys understand that this guy set up this website because no woman ever craved sex with him and for that reason he wrote this very blog posting?
DICK FOR PRESIDENT YO !!!!!!!!!
Women don’t hate sex…. Women probably hate having sex with the guy who wrote this “article”, by the sound of it, but generally sex is meant to be interesting at the very least, otherwise you’re not doing a very good job. And the female orgasm has a purpose, particularly if you’re trying to conceive, so it would be worth taking some time over.
It is only reasonable that if women hate sex, then if men want to have sex with them, they should make it as pleasant for the woman as possible.
I do not believe most women enjoy sex. They pretend that they like sex so that the man will pay attention to them and offer a commitment. That is why when the ring goes on her finger, she has less motivation to give sex, or when she has a baby, she has a higher calling.
Women don’t have sex for the mere purpose of sex. Women simply use sex as a tool for the more important things they want.
Hey, im a whore but i love sex.. when my man wants it i give it however in the past all the men that have fucked me havn’t givern me a full orgasm as the man im with now.. i really think its the man who is greedy and doesnt pleasure the women good enough, thats why we dont like it, cause your not doing it right :(
i want to meet women in sri lanka,for dating & f…..can you help me.
mahiman1959
yes, I can help! Don’t do it. they don’t want you any more than the women in the United States/Canada do. It is a trick. Once they get their green card, they will leave you. Stick with your own kind.
watcher, behave yourself…..suck on my cock for a while. it will calm you down…god, ur such a fucking pussy about these things. be a man for once and shut up will ya?
watcher—-tee hee—funny little no dick guy!!! he’s a funny little guy!! men want to stick their dicks in his little butthole
watcher—no life, no women, no sex, no friends, no measurable penis. just sits on website all by himself spouting off about women after jacking off his little wee wee. for the love of God, get a life. Go out, socialize, meet new people, get a hobby, get a job. You’d be so much happier. dick just did this stuff for some money. you take it way too seriously and you not making any money being on this website. dick made money off this shit. the rest of the people on here don’t make squat. everyone should leave, go make some money, friends, and have some fun sex
watcher—big man–tee hee hee—little penis
My dear friend, Dick, this entire website honestly just makes you look like a gay faggot who probably has a 1/2 in. penis and can’t satisfy women for shit. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE sex!!!!! Maybe, you masturbate too much. If that’s the case then, go fuck a blowup doll. We women wouldn’t want trash like you doing us anyway! LOL
Oh yeah! And, I’m in a full committed relationship with a man who loves me for who I am. The sex between us is FUCKING AWESOME!!! The relationship before that, my bf wasn’t good at sex, but I researched and found ways to help our sex life get better. But he was selfish and didn’t do anything to help. Should’ve been a mutual thing. I help look after my man and make sure he’s okay all the time, as he does the same for me. So, not all women are the same. I definitely love my man regardless of what happens to him physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. I don’t ask my man for money cause I make my own decently. I also hate OD feminists point-of-views on men. Cause a man wants someone to love him for who he is just the same way a ‘good’ woman does. But at the same time, I do take an offense to articles like this, cause I know that I’m not a whore, I’m honest, loyal, caring and understanding. And, once again, I love sex, just only with the man I’m currently with now. True, alot of women make me sick to my stomach. That’s why I also only have alot of male friends, cause they’re not annoying. But I also don’t like when men view ALL women the same. It may be hard, but there are very few good women out there. I was also taught good values and from past experiences what and what not to do in a relationship. I really believe that noone should give up and have a biased view on anyone cause the shit most likely will always come to bite you in the ass. But this is my general POV.
I can understand you totally, I am on here trying to figure oit if my wifes sex drive is declining or is her intrest in sex with me declining…. sometimes it feels like I’m humping a blowup doll cause she just lays there ill get a occasional moan here n there when I go deep, then there’s other times that she wants it and you can feel the difference.. what is most alarming is she doesn’t initiate sex EVER anymore, I can’t get her to touch it on her own she won’t make that initial move anymore, why? Is it me should I move on cause there is always women when I’m out that try n I tell them I’m in a relationship, jus need a lil advice ty
lolz. i think the same thing. dick you are so gay. you probably don’t like women because they can’t fuck you in the ass. love the site though, always hilarious.
I don’t care about what women want, only what I want. I’m done giving a shit. If you give a shit, they’ll give you shit.
Women are the most selfish creatures on the planet. Women will disagree, but I challenge you to ask them how they think men are selfish.
Their reasons are tiny compared with the mountain of dirt left under the carpet by women.
They’ll point out how they think a man who sleeps straight after sex is being…selfish.
Women hate sex. And women hate men that sleep after sex.
What nonsense. When any woman says this, all it tells me is that;
A) She’s an idiot.
B) She’s lousy in bed.
I’m sure that these women have no kind of grasp that sex can be more exhausting than exercise, given that she wouldn’t while she’s lying on her back the whole time and it is THE MAN that is doing ALL THE WORK.
Ladies try frusting in the air for 15 minutes and you’ll see how out of breath you can get from that alone!
There is nothing selfish about falling asleep in a bed due to exhaustion from a day’s (or night’s) activies. Especially when it’s 4am in the morning and you have to get up early for work, you selfish cunt.
It’s not like the man is doing it on purpose, he can’t help it. And not being able to help it doesn’t make you selfish unless you think a cripple is being selfish because he can’t help the lack of feeling in his/her lower limbs do you?
Besides… what else are you supposed to do in a bed besides sex??? Ermm I dunno… how about SLEEPING IN IT!
Having a go at someone for sleeping in a bed is like having a go at someone for eating on a plate.
It’s moronic.
The woman will say that she want’s him to talk to her after and some other bullshit.
Well doesn’t that make you selfish then?? Oh the irony!
Men-are-better-than-women-at-pointing-out-selfishness-and-not-have-it- back-fire-on-them.
I would like to say a few things
1) This is really sad
2) I wonder why the creator of this site would say that this is off limits to women, afraid of some counter arguments?
3) I can’t believe how everything comes down to sex… Whatever happened to love, companionship, kindness?
4) Maybe someone should consider why men were the ones creating all these amazing things. Socio-cultural context anyone?
5) I know i’m covering stuff not related to this topic, it’s just that I have recently discovered about the existence of this man and website
Leila, leave now.
tee hee hee
If women 100% hate sex, then why are you calling them whores who want nothing but to fuck other men?
I have noticed that women love short cuts. They will do anything to avoid effort. In general they will ask, show me how to change a tire results in them falling asleep or doing make-up when they they should be learning by watching.
The next flat she will ask again how to channge a tire, you do it again and she does her make-up. She knows that men are patient and gullible.. When you respond next time with “I have already shown you how twice before” “She says she forgot” Amnesia is a special tol to allow her exploitation of the man, If that doesn’t work she will tell you tat she needs to feed the kids. Yeah it is three in the afternoon and they are still at school. But She must avoid effort. And she will hate you for making her struggle. Then she will accuse you aof not being a Normal Man or a Good Husband.
She will employ any trick to avoid effort. That is her Right learned from her mother. Men do not have the right to avoid effort. She will claim victim status, claim to be weak. She will resent being told that Hydraulic lifts do ot require effort. She will attack you in order to avoid effort.She will resent you for being stupid while claiming she forgot the instructions. You are stupid for not being able to teach her.
The loopy logic is not a sign of insanity but rather an addictive behavior to short cuts. She can not admit she is an exploiter so she weaves words and rational to confuse you. If you use ratonal arguments you frustrate her desire to exploit. Shhe exploits your need for sex and then accuses you of exploiting her for sex. The net result is tat she switches from sex, to guilt to avoid an effort. The effort to avoid effort is greater than anything required to accomplish the task. But her value system is deformed. Learning is painful for women once they learn how to exploit other people, they reent reciprocity. They resent paying for their benefits. Women teach their male children to exploit or teach them to resent exploitation. The secret culture of women is the root cause of so much human misery because it is by nature secret exploitation.
If you do not permit exploitation then you are not Normal and are selfish.
Women never wanted equality they wanted more freedom to exploit which actuaally makes sense. I have never met a man tht expected equality in the way thaat women define it. Men are more likely to cooperate and then move on to new tasks. Once women learn to exploit they insist on forming guilt or legal restraints to secure the service of those they exploit. Equality of women backfired when men expected women to change their own tires and and take out the trash. The children were a means to apply pressure on the man. The man’s commitment to children ws exploited to get the house renovated. The man has always beenn exploited and discarded when no longer capable of satisfying the appetites of women. Mother hood is a great con game.
Single mothers keep the children as pawns to garner sympathy and additional resources. The children are always used as an excuse for not making an effort to get an education or change life styles.
Mothers exploit men and children they exploit family members the trait leads to slavery and human abuse when taught to more capable individuals. Human beings are corrupt and evil because women have leared how to be so for economic reasons. Exploitation is an addiction and the ability to exploit gives a sense of power far greater than education. Attractive women are stupid because it does not erve their gols to mke an effort to learn.
When ma reminds a women that he has seen her solve a problem on her own previously, she resents hving to repeat the effort.
Women are not stupid far from it. I have even tried to behave like a woman using her tactics and when she realized it the artificiality disintegrated.
If a man is smart enough to do this to a woman, she is sunk. The exploiter has no defense except rage.
Women are smart and lazy and very cunning that is what makes them so dangerous. They are not victims until the farce is exposed. Then the tears and attempts to secure sympathy from strangers are employed. She must subvert justice through trickery.
This is what women desire, they each wish to exploit and do so in secret. The rest is just dwadle of confusion, the more confusion the deeper the secret i kept. Men were bred for gullibity by millenium of exploitation. We live sshorter lives because we are exploited. Women form their own culturl support group to mintain the fictions of power. Men are constannt threat, we inherit the sneakyness of women and eventually we discover the shameless nature of women. Not all are exploiters and not all the time. In public they can deceive but in a family settig they can revert to their true natures.
Can women ever learn to stop exploiting or will they simply use words to deny the crime. If they ever learn to stop blaming men then perhaps society can move forward but enormous resources go into hiding women’s crimes when small mount of effort would just end the farce.
Men and women might actually begin to behave as human beings. No exploiter can ever gain self dignity by burying the truth.
Men are seriously screwed up and women suffer as part of the blow back. Once we accept responsibility for our own actions we can begin a major clean up.
Blame is a dangerous tool that blinds the user from seeing the truth.
I agree with much with what you say. Now tell me, is this a learnt behaviour or a feminine instinct? What would you imagine would happen if you raised a boy and a girl in isolation from society in exactly the same manner? Would they be the same?
Forgive me Vlad, I’m merely curious as to your opinion as you have obviously given this subject some thought.
I didn’t read through all the comments down there because most of them are people bitching. All I’d like to say is that “opportunity” and “crisis” are two different symbols.
http://www.thequietman.org/?p=295
at least in Mandarin Chinese **
Man, you must be really bad in bed.
Oh btw, you should change your name xD dick sounds really stupid hahahaha
You wanna know why we hate sex? hahaha for starters we hate sex with little peenie weenie dicks like you hahaha who feel so bad about being rejected by women(not even your mom wants you) they have to build a website like this one…you are not capable of PLEASING a woman because you only think about yourself, you just wanna stick it in and out in and out…well guess what women don’t feel pleasure in their vagina, so that’s why we fall asleep during sex hahaha the only way to make a woman feel pleasure is by stimulating her clit, something most men don’t know how to do because they’re to busy with their dick or just plain dumb. Anyways I LOVE SEX but with someone who can make me enjoy it! tadaaa you loser go wank yourself in a rabbits hole hahahahahahaha
You don’t feel pleasure in your vagina? Go see a doc.
Women feel uncomfortable during sex because they are designed that way, just as men are designed to love sex. For a women, sex could mean that they get pregnant and die in childbirth (many many women used to), suffer agonizing labour pains, end up abandoned with a baby, and be left unable to run from predators during pregnancy. This is all hardwired in women’s brians when they are having sex. For men they can easily seperate sex and love and arn’t emotionally burdened with any of the negative consequences of sex. If you think about it like that, it all makes sense. Women will have passionate sex with you if;
a) There is sexual attraction between you
b) you offer her plenty of attention and resources first
But even then, they may feel uncomfortable, resentful or lack passion during sex.
Women rarely feel passionate during sex, it’s the way they are hardwired. Some women in their 20’s have never felt physical passion toward a man, although they have had plenty of partners, so it’s not you personally, its just men in general.
“they [women] get pregnant and die in childbirth (many many women used to), suffer agonizing labour pains, end up abandoned with a baby, and be left unable to run from predators during pregnancy.”
Wrong!
Natural maternal death rate circa 2% at worst, and child death rate about 10%. Risky business? Compare that to a man’s life style of physical toil and war, it’s really not bad.
Amoron, it has something to do with ’survival of the species’.
Why don’t women like sex as much as men? Perhaps because only a man’s orgasm counts in evolutionary terms when it comes to sex.