Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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July 4th, 2008 at 10:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: c16fe8edc8558
Frigid Anglo-American Entitlement Princesses, mature? Give us a break.
July 4th, 2008 at 10:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: dddfdbf54355b
Obviously you don’t have very good taste in women. Why do you back to the same restaurant if you keep getting food poisoning?
July 4th, 2008 at 11:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b
First of all –>> Vibrators aren’t ’sex’.
Secondly –>> Vibrators were invented, produced, packaged , and sold BY MEN for women who think vibrators are the same as sex. You don’t deserve a real man - or penis - anyway.
That’s obvious. And thank you.
Masturbating isn’t “sex” either.
If you get sex and allegedly ‘love’ it so much,
you wouldn’t masturbate.
The 1964 film “My Fair Lady” was 3 hours of misogynist propaganda. IT WON BEST PICTURE and still plays to packed houses and standing ovations everywhere.
The story is AGE OLD.
Man who has is shit together accidentally encounters TERRIBLE female behavior. Laughs at her, and she hasn’t got a hope in hell. She gets furious beyond all recognition. She BEGS for his guidance. He EDUCATES her. She fucking HATES it - just like I educated you (above). She throws tantrums, whines, complains, and cries . . .
HERE’S THE IMPORTANT PART:
NON-mysogynist wannabe boyfriend, follows her, waits for her, pines for her, brings her flowers, tells her everything SHE WOULD RATHER HEAR and is prepared to do ANYTHING for her approval . . . she winds up going back to the asshole for more.
THE END.
Are you starting to get it now?
Of COURSE you hope I was joking.
Women HATE it when they can’t get away with anything.
WOMEN ARE NOT A “SPECIES”.
They are a SEX of the SAME SPECIES.
. . . .and because you didn’t know that,
you proved you are incapable of reason,
nor is your thought on the same level as mine.
So do I. I hope that more than YOU do.
Fortunately, the odds are largely against
finding a female doctor who saves lives.
For once , you and I are in total agreement.
“Menarebetterthanwomen” is not a ‘conspiracy’ –>> it’s a FACT.
Get over and fuck off this website.
Fuckyouverymuch.
Men are better than women.
July 5th, 2008 at 12:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b
For those idiot women who think this website is “nothing but misogynist propaganda” . . . here is a song (lyrics) from the 1964 film MY FAIR LADY which won best picture.
It was true BEFORE 1964.
It was true DURING 1964.
and it is still true today.
The song is called “WHY CAN’T A WOMAN BE MORE LIKE A MAN?”
Enjoy!
Women are irrational, that’s all there is to that!
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They’re nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags!
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historic’ly fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Well, why can’t a woman be like that?
Why do women do what the others do?
Can’t a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev’rything their mothers do?
Why don’t they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can’t a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Whenever you are with them, you’re always at ease.
(to another man in the room)
Would you be slighted if I didn’t speak for hours?
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
Well, why can’t a woman be like you?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there’s one with slight defects;
One, Im sure whose truthfulness she’ll doubt a bit.
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can’t a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
(to another man in the room)
If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
Well, why can’t a woman be like us?
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can’t a woman be a chum?
Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight’ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don’t they straighten up the mess that’s inside?
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing?
And carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I’m going?
Why can’t a woman be like me?”
BRILLIANT.
July 5th, 2008 at 12:29 am - IP Man-Hash: d31d7176eef9f
OMFG!
Thats the 1964 version of MENAREBETTERTHANWOMEN!!
WORD FOR WORD!
July 5th, 2008 at 12:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b
@MARK . . . and just like “menarebetterthanwomen” . . .
THE ABOVE LYRICS WERE WRITTEN —>>> F O R - A - R E A S O N.
MenAREbetterthanwomen.
July 5th, 2008 at 1:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d0b404952b47
Chris, I think if all men were dealing with women the way you do, the issue between men and women would resolve itself within a month.
July 5th, 2008 at 7:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 8ed771f3ec739
Most women are useless garbage.
July 5th, 2008 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: c91e9052513b6
women hate sex indeed…though ive never ever, ever had a problem, with a girl letting me pipe her down somthing fierce…never the less they hate it…let me try to splash her ass against a wall or upside down in my truck because i seen it done on an adult flick and they will complain at first…but then they always give in…theyre aim is to please…i dont know bout everyone else…as long as your agenda is clear they will with out a doubt, support you in ur pleaure seeking adventure…as long as you pipe em like only a plumber could
July 5th, 2008 at 11:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: a875e1b533004
Has Penis Envy been expressed on this website as yet? Obviously I’d look myself but I’m too set in my ways of using a female slave to do it for me. What does WIFE stand for? Washing Ironing Fucking Etc. Women are paid less because they are worthless, simple really. And of course they are lucky to even have the fucking vote. That said they are dead easy to exploit and once you have nurtured their fears and kept them on your leash for pussy usage - all is peachy. They are of course immeasurably weaker and have invented absolutely Jack Shit since the dawn of man. Do they actually hate sex? (Why would I have ever asked myself that?) They shouldn’t be made to enjoy it in the first place, sex is about male gratification only. Rip off their fucking clitoris that’s what I say!
July 6th, 2008 at 9:47 am - IP Man-Hash: f6afeaef67db7
I love sex. I love my partner. He and I both work, live together, share everything equally despite the fact that I make more money. We’re happy and sex is amazing because it’s affectionate and interpersonal. Sex with men who don’t understand personal emotional needs is horrific. It’s painful, disrespectful and humiliating. Mutual love and passion free from aggression makes sex worthwhile for women and men. It needs no payment. It comforting, fulfilling and satisfying.
Dick is a brilliant business man. He’s cunningly exploiting the anger and disillusionment felt by men who can’t adapt to women’s increasingly equal status. I don’t even think he believes it but appears to make a lot of money out of those poor men who need an easy outlet for anger rather than dealing with reality. By inciting violence against women he shouldn’t be sleeping easy. The pain he has caused women and men by condoning violence and encouraging mistreatment can’t be quantified. He is a right wing extreme fundamentalist and will probably never feel remorse for the lives he has ruined.
I hope this changes at least one person’s mind on this blog.
I’m starting to lose my faith in the humanity of men-but I will continue to believe in it- against all the evidence- for my partner’s sake and all of the amazing men in my life.
July 6th, 2008 at 10:17 am - IP Man-Hash: ae5ee8d385510
No it wont, We know why you are writing this but lies don’t work on us any more, deal with it.
July 6th, 2008 at 10:34 am - IP Man-Hash: a28a8fa6fa63a
This is what I find amusing about women: the selective blindness. If you go to amazon you’ll find a hundred titles of books for women for each title of books for men, if not more.
July 6th, 2008 at 10:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b
It’s only “comfortable, fulfilling and satisfying” for you because you and your doormat are OK with you taking whatever you want whenever you want.
50/50 relationships where the girl is lecturing about how “MUTUAL” everything is ARE A FUCKING LIE.
She wouldn’t even be IN a relationship unless she assumes 100% control of it . . . and makes her “boyfriend” (fuck, i hate that word) ONLY THINK he has 50% in it.
I hope you and your doormat will be very happy together.
Thank you for making my point. You don’t even know how to fuck. And neither does you “boyfriend”. And I don’t even have to fuck you to know it from all the way over here. “Friendly” sex is not remotely hot. Try harder.
Every time your “boyfriend” shoots a tiny little load into his hand –>> because YOUR don’t want to get all yucky . . . you can remind yourself how NOT WORTH IT you are.
“ALL THE AMAZING MEN IN YOUR LIFE” . . . are fucking pathetic.
Because they are OK WITH BEING IN YOUR LIFE AND PAYING AMAZING ATTENTION FROM YOU, WHILE YOU HAVE A “BOYFRIEND”.
If you had a MAN, you would get it.
Menarebetterthanwomenandalsobetterthanboyfriends.
July 6th, 2008 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: ae5ee8d385510
No you wont lose faith, you are only trying to blackmail that if we wont do otherwise then you lose your faith as if we are supposed to be scared LOL. But you can’t lose what you dont have You never had faith in men you only want them to chease you, and this way you are hoping to frame us men into chaseing you or other women as they will do the same for you - it’s called “egg solidarity”. You dont have a faith in men you only trick them, which is the opposite to faith. Women like you had tricked us with this for dacades. But your BS is too transprent to us now. And there is nothing you can do about this, because men know it and now are spreading this info with each other. Even shutting the whole internet would help now, so you trully wasting your time. One thing is sure - you will have to deal with lack of trust from men, which women like you have abused for so long and still you are trying to do the same.
July 6th, 2008 at 11:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 26ae30c2e799b
@STUDIOLINE
LMFAO!!!! Exactly.
“Im starting to lose faith in the humanity of men . . . .
but every man I know is amazing. I am so special.”
What a fucking clueless cunt.
SHE: “Please CARE that I am starting to lose faith the humanity of men,
And change yourself or I will lose my faith.”
MEN: “Suck my cock.”
FAILED, attempted Blackmail is right.
July 6th, 2008 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: ae5ee8d385510
Chris, I love you MAN.
July 6th, 2008 at 11:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 8ed771f3ec739
The term “boyfriend” is another word for a gelded male who has a vagina for a brain and allows himself to be manipulated like a marionette by some overbearing woman who happens to be a baby-obsessed control freak at the same time. Any “man” who allows himself to be identified as a “boyfriend” in some emasculating relationship is really a person who lacks both dignity and self-respect for himself. Only a male coward would submit to becoming a wage-slave for some frigid, castrating bitch who has nothing else to offer but a loose cunt and a shrivelled, dried up womb; true manhood is about rational self-sufficiency and thinking independently for oneself, without having to depend on someone as a crutch for ones’ internal moral and intellectual weakness.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 2aea8f3b298af
WOW. women definantly do not hate sex, maybe they just hate sex with you, since you have obviously never been able to please one.
jesus fucking christ, you are pathetic.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 647e843ebb158
I you really like sex then come over to my place and suck my cock and tonque my ass before it, just for starters.