Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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Who are you talking to, Dick? I didn’t read anything.
wow, mean AND no sense of humour…. i bet your parents are proud. in actual truth, i love my friends, i was only joking dickweed
Charming. I bet your parent is quite proud of you, sera.
“you are a good friend to have actually, whenever im feeling down, i just need to go to yuor site and watch you withering in stupidity and i dont feel so bad about myself.”
Thus proving the fact that all women hate the fuck out of their friends. Men take pleasure in the good fortune of others — especially our friends. It’s one of the many traits that make us better than women.
-Dick
dick, are you autistic? is that why you made this page? or is it just because you are in your mid 40s, with nothing to show for it, by night you spend your time eating kids cereals, and by day watching reruns of old game shows? haha, poor dick? want to be my friend? you are a good friend to have actually, whenever im feeling down, i just need to go to yuor site and watch you withering in stupidity and i dont feel so bad about myself. dont bother to fix my grammer or spelling, cause even though i dont have spelling skills, i have a brain. and i use it for its pupose-to think. your just sad cause you can only think with your penis. xxx
Get a root? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
-Dick
awwww, dick, up to your old tricks again I see? Whenever you fail in something, i.e. having a meaningful life, you blame the women-what a fine example of manhood, you should be proud. Its not that women hate sex, they just hate you. you see, the thought of you in anything less than 4 snow suits is completely disgusting, even to the biggest, cheapest whores in the world. So, my conclusion is this, you can’t get a root, because, you are, as your name suggests, a dick. and women dont want to go anywhere near you. so, naturally, like any coward, you blame the women for the fact that you are to much of an ass to get a root. So, pull your head out of your ass, and good luck, you will need it.
HAHAHAHHAHAhAHAha i know pleanty of chiks that enjoy sex…. actually i havent come accross 1 that doesnt. i LOVE sex n do it as often as i can…. it sucks to be men they usually cum WAY to fast and cant do it straight afta the first time…. in my experiences so far men suck at sex mega BAD…. talk about not knowing how to use their dicks. This website is aloud of crap and DICK UR A GAY.. he he he
I would recommend a fee structure. They must submit a picture of themselves with either a. beer or b. close female friend or c. both, everytime they choose to enlighten us mere males with their wisdom and incredibly clever and witty insights.
/sarcasm
Well put. Touche.
More often than not women obliviously prove the articles on which they post. Besides, censorship is a cowardly and therefore womanly thing to do.
The opinions of women, especially the ones who post here, are also damn good for a laugh.
-Dick
Dick, why do you allow women to post here? They say you are an idiot, but they bitch when you don’t show them attention. Why is that, women? Do you need attention? Are you trying to convert men who have come to a site labeled “men are better than women?” What do you have to offer? A contrary view? How do you think the reception to your inane yammering will be received by the site’s intended audience? Fuck off!
Ok, first of all, the gender that is responsible for his birth could just as easily be male. Since, after all, no woman can give birth without first being impregnated by a man. I think it’s funny how women play the birth card all the time, when they depend on men to do it. Like I’ve heard people say that women can do anything men can do, but men can’t give birth. Well, guess what, women can’t impregnate themselves!
Anyway, I also think it’s funny how the women here, in the abscence of actual support for their arguements, rely on personal attacks instead. Insulting his ability in bed? Saying he has a small dick? How mature is that? And some women have criticized Dick for making a site to “bitch about women”. Well, don’t women constantly bitch about men? It’s a well known fact that women always complain about every percieved imperfection in their boyfriends/husbands. Why can’t men complain about things they don’t like about women? Where the fucking hell is the equality there?! Like, how if a woman is proud to be a woman, she’s called a feminist, and that’s a good thing, but if a man is proud to be a man, he’s accused of being a Chauvanist, and that’s a bad thing. Where the hell is the equality there?!?! Women need to stop talking about equality, since they don’t want actual equality, they want preferential treatment.
Are u getting ur facts from your own sexlife? coz i can c y women wud b complainin.
get a life all of you, all ppl r equal end of story.
Dick-
I know that you are just angry about being a hypocrite yourself. I see that you didn’t really address anything I said. If you are so wonderful, than why don’t you prove it doing something useful, instead of sitting your fat, pathtic ass in front of your computer trying to further destroy the self-esteem of the gender that made your birth possible. That, at the moment, is the worst thing I can think of that a woman could have ever done.
By the way, did I read that you were away at a convention? Was that one of those fat nerd star-trek conventions? Do you speak clingon? No wonder you’re bitter, no woman has ever even touched you.
Perhaps if men like you judged a person on character rather than gender, women wouldn’t be forced to pretend on this site.
Dick,
You’ll notice that Why said, “in my own experience” therefore they are pulling from what they have experienced, not the world in general. Plus, last time a checked, there were far less women responsible for many of the world’s wars than men. Please try to be more attentive to the details.
Edit from Dick
While sending an email to me, “Andy” accidentally disclosed that she is really Megan Strobel.
Apparently women are so embarassed by their own gender that they must wear the mask of a man if at all possible.
Step right up men, step right up and observe my fantastic, amazing feat of prestidigitation as I turn the above paragraph into complete hypocritical, female bullshit.
Quote 1:
“Generalizing any group of people, be it women, men gays, etc. is just a way for the weak of mind and heart to feel superior to others.”
And-a-two:
“…men tend to be much more homophobic than women…single mothers do twice the work of married fathers with half the complaining …and that men have done nothing but cause destruction and grief…”
Thanks, Why. You’ve just solved your own alleged “lack of proofâ€?.
-Dick
I thihnk that htis is all ridiculous. Generalizing any group of people, be it women, men gays, etc. is just a way for the weak of mind and heart to feel superior to others. I don’t see why you don’t spend the money that you use for this website on a good therapist.
This whole website is full of unfounded, unbelievably hateful blather. If you are going to dedicate an entire website to explaining why men are better than women, then at least back it up with some actual data to support you’re weak, and often confused statements. I have often found in my own experience that men tend to be much more homophobic than women, that single mothers do twice the work of married fathers with half the complaining (and don’t even make me bring up dead-beat dads), and that men have done nothing but cause destruction and grief in their “wonderful” leadership throughout the world.
Dick, I would also like to point out that your mother is a woman. How can you think she’s a saint if you think that all women are inferior. By the way, has she seen your website? I’m sure that she would just love it (see, women can be sarcastic). Perhaps you should think before you write, and for gods sake stop using a thesaurus for every word in every sentence, you sound like an idiot.
Sex is lovely. You find the kind of women (or men) you are looking for. If it hasn’t been a positive experience for anyone posting to/reading this site, maybe start thinking a bit about the type of person you are choosing to engage in sex with. Just a thought.