Why women hate sex.
Out of all the problems that have ever or will ever exist on the Earth, there is only one that men haven’t and will never be able to solve — not because they can’t, because that’s ridiculous, but because the problem is unsolvable by design. Women hate sex.
That’s it, there you have it. The end-all, be-all of cluster fucks. But why?
Do women hate sex — and they do — because of some kind of woman-guilt from an outdated puritan societal dogma? Or perhaps a stigma of guilt or a fear of abandonment? No. None of these things are it. Women hate sex simply because they are lousy at it.
This can be proved in a quick stroll down the checkout aisle at your local market of groceries — a place thick to the rafters with women. Take a look at some of their magazines and you will no doubt see a running theme: ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’, ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’, and ‘Honestly who gives half a fuck about socks being on or off? Jesus Christ that’s pathetic’.
Also, much in the same way that a wall probably doesn’t like or doesn’t care about playing tennis with you, it’s definitely not your fault. Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you. You could be dancing around like a maniac and pulling stunts out of your figurative ass like Johnny Magic the Wicked Awesome — maybe some whirl-arounds and in your face spikes from across the court — it’s really up to you as the man — but no matter what, the wall will remain unfazed. It just sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
This same theory can be applied to many other things as well. For example: that women hate problems.
In Chinese, the symbol for crisis is the same as opportunity. I haven’t looked that up, but I heard it from a man so it’s probably true because us men have something called integrity. This means that in a time of crisis, we men are at our show stopping best. Take a flat tire on a moonless night for instance. While a man is out changing nuts and bolts and doing all manner of screwing on the side of the road, will a woman so much as think to grab a flashlight and help? No.
That’s because women hate holding flashlights, because they are complete rubbish at it. Force a woman to hold a flashlight when it matters and you’re likely to catch her aiming it into the sky for absolutely no goddamn reason. You’re better off just duct taping it to a mailbox and catapulting it into space.
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I visit this site at least often just to see what manly wisdom has been added. Without fail there is always some screeching raving feminist (more often than not its either Female or Nicole) and I used to wonder, what drives these women to spend so much of their time visiting this site and more than that, what makes these women spend even more of their time posting volumes here. They certainly seem to spend more time here than me and post alot more than I do.
Do they feel that they are winning some sort of crusade by posting here? Do they feel that guys will suddenly think to themselves ‘Jeez, she is right. Boo hoo I wish I was a woman’. I think that these women themselves do not realise the true reason as to why they visit this site so often and have to post a response to anything said.
I cant stand feminist bullshit, yet I cant be arsed to go on some feminist site and get into a meaningless argument which will be just as meaningless even if I win it. But these feminazi lunatics do it here all the time.
After reading posts from Nicole and Female, I am convinced that there is one thing that women are better at than men and it isnt giving birth. That is just a biological function. My pet cat gave birth to kittens and that does not make female cats better than men.
Women are better than men at clutching at straws and deluding themselves into believing that they are at all worth while. They will either clutch at some obscure ancient equally deluded civilisation that perhaps worshiped women, or clutch at an impossible future where men no longer exist (having the ability to convieve without male sperm does necessarily lead to a healthy and genetically complete child and certainly does not automatically lead to a future without men).
Or they will clutch at some obscure female inventor that only a feminist would know well. Or some newspaper article that claims that women are better at some menial meaningless task.
Or they will clutch at the posts they have made on a male only site and satisfy themselves that they have scored a point for womanhood.
And I can see why women have to feed themselves this bullshit. They have to validate the mantra that they have been brainwashed with ‘I am equal to a man’.
A man if he even needs to do so, simply has to stop, observe and contemplate, anywhere, anytime. Whatever you are looking at was invented by men, manufactured in a factory built by men with machinery made by men, with components extracted, formulated and transported by men. Looking at a building site? Guess what? Men at work. Roadworks being carried out? Guess what? Men at work. Tsunami hit area? Guess what? Men helping out. Earthquake just hit? Guess what? Men helping out.
If there was such a thing as reincarnation and I had a choice, I would come back as a man everytime and no woman has ever given me reason to wish otherwise.
For feminazis the utopia would be to be reincarnated into a world where men do not exist. Then, they would have nothing to measure themselves against and come up short.
By the way, the main purpose of sex throughout the ages has been for reproduction. The fact that men get it all over and done with efficiently and women do not only proves one thing, that men are better than women at having orgasms.
Yea. Good on you for wasting your fucking time posting on a site where you’re forbidden. Is that some preverted version of logic you call “thinking” Female?
Both of you, fuck off my site.
-Dick
Arielle, I like bookstores just fine. I know what book I want, I go in and grab it and leave. Not hang out with those Chatty Kathy bitches like female that would rather gossip about nonsense with their fellow nutballs and metrosexual males while drinking hot coffee and eating pastries.
To me that rather defeats the purpose of bookstores\libraries. They are places one goes to learn, maybe take a short break for lunch. Not stay all day and getting into other people’s business and being an imp in general.
And thanks for showing your TRUE oppressve nature once again female, trying to suppress the truth are we ?
Well I’ve got news for you tits, it didn’t work for Oprah and it won’t work for you either.
If anyone should get banned here, that’s you for your nonsense and retarded views on men. You are a useless Peg Bundy sort of bitch.
Now get my laundry done female, and don’t forget to take a nice long shower too, I don’t like women that smell like goats and wear Birkenstocks !
And Arielle, UP doesn’t like bookstores because he thinks all those big bad books will fill his mind with lies about the real world. He definately thinks all the women bashers here are speaking the gospel truth. Very scary. He should be banned.
Nicole, I think I remember you posting before that you were in high school, is that right? If you are a young woman, I just want to say good on you for taking on the fools on this site. Something I’m damn sure dick, wolfe, christian J (who must be in their 40’s) sure as hell would not have had the guts to do on a feminist board when they were around your age.
What have you got against bookstores, Underground? I quite like them, myself, though usually I can only afford to buy from used bookstores.
I believe this part of Nicole’s post was addressed to Dick. LOLZ, love your response to FemaleMark2, dick. Nice to know you can actually admit that women have to lower themselves when they speak to you.
Ha ha, you stupid ass feminists ought to go and see those headcutter guys in Iraq while you still have a chance, because you’re no use to us.
One things for sure, the next time I need an engine overhaul, a quality brake job, or the transformers installed in my neighborhood, I will be sure to call a female. But wait !
I can’t do that, because there are NO qualified competent females up to the task, and just like has been said before, you dumb cunts flap your gums all the time, but when bump in the night happens you shit yourselves.
You can’t hunt either because you bleed so heavily, and animals can smell you miles away. NOT GOOD, not only that, there are no Borders bookstores out in the wilds for you to go and getcher Mocha Latte extra cream whipped topping, YAWN…
You retarded psycho bitches make this all too easy, FACT…
NOW GETCHER BIG ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN, CLEAN IT GOOD, THEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED, GO AND VACUM THE HOUSE, AND DO THE FLOORS REAL GOOD NOW, IF NOT WHEN I GET BACK HOME I AM GONNA BEAT YOUR WHORE ASS SENSELESS !!!
That won’t be too hard, seeing as you dumb cunts haveno brains to begin with, and no Oprah doesn’t count as a scientist, technician, Dr. or any other true value producing occupation, FACT…
Nicole,
You’ve got serious issues if you think sex just involves “nasty bodies” touching yours.
But then, there is a difference between fucking and making love, and I can see how the former might seem nasty and brutish.
Which is why there is so much miscommunication in the world, not to mention between the sexes. If men adjusted themselves more to others, I’m sure we could avoid all wars and forms of annoyance.
It’s also known as “stooping to their level” something that men do not do. It’s called integrity.
-Dick
I believe Nicole may have been adjusting her comments to the mental age and observed intelligence level of the poster she was speaking to.
Women tend to adjust how they speak and the content of their messages to the person they are speaking to. It’s called consideration. You might want to look that one up.
Mothers do the same thing when they address 2 year olds.
I’m sure Christian will have some fun with this.
For me, I present exhibit one; this is a supposedly marginally above average intelligence female human raised in late 20th/early 21st century western society.
Your attitude, my dear, is such that you are unlikely to need to worry about sex partner’s “nasty bodies” touching yours more than once.
Good luck. You’ll need it.
-wolfe
actually, the reason that women hate sex is because they’re fucking sick of faking orgasms. most women orgasm 1 out of 10 times they have sex. men are so concerned about getting off themselves, that they ignore their partner. it’s usually quite obvious when a woman is faking, but men are too god damn stupid to realize it.
can you really blame a woman for not wanting your nasty body touching her while you get off and she doesn’t? besides, you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant while you’re having sex.
it is definitely your fault that women hate sex. if you could guarantee an orgasm every time, a woman would love to have sex. however, since all males are obviously retarded, there is no guarantee whatsoever, and your poor partner is forced to fake an orgasm so you will leave her the fuck alone.
and undergroundpatriot, you are seriously overlooking what women do for society. first of all, how can you expect women to become something when society has always told them that their place is in the kitchen? second of all, there have been countless females leading in the science department. marie curie, dorothy crowfoot hodgkins, rosalyn sussman yalow, and diatoma are a few amazing who made huge scientific discoveries. but you almost never hear about them, and do you know why? because males are chauvinist ass holes, and they refuse to acknowledge the fact that women are equals.
why don’t you learn to respect the form that gave life to your sorry, stupid ass? without women, you would not be here. and before you say that men are necessary in the formation of life, think again. it is now possible to create a child by only using two female eggs. men are no longer required.
Wicked funny post.
Answer the question spinster
I am trained in both a business and scientific discipline you ignorant white supremacist. You are making me sick with your sexist and bigotted comments so I won’t be wasting my time responding to you in the future. Other than to say, my sex life is mind bending. Thanks for asking.
Female liberation is enslavement for men, and not good for the nation either. You know that this is true female, that’s why you are so God damned irked right now. Women are not the great minds in history, women have been free to do as they please in America for a very long time now. So how come so many women gravitate to the arts and entertainment fields ?
You avoid analytical careers because you have a head full of white matter, and are incapable of pure logic. Case and point:
Stephen Hawking one of the greatest modern male minds in the world, Bill Gates also attained to true greatness.
What are your “top” women doing ? Hmmmm, Oprah Winfrey talk show host - AKA BS master, and Martha Stewart, domestic diva.
Well female, I’m still waiting for an answer. Besides men fund and produce those shows, the A/V people are all male, as are the ones who make the production decisions. Oprah was made into the flapping gummed silverback male hating ape she is today by wealthy Jewish interests to fool idiot women like yourself into giving up your white birthright.
Pretty pathetic to me, you would rather listen to a talking about who is discussing “feelings”. But you can’t be found at a science convention, who’s superior now female ?
Don’t bother answering, we all know you’ve been beaten :)
ROFL, whatever you say fuckwit, whatever you say. If you had even half a brain you’d be dangerous.
Go change you maxi pads bleeder, and while you’re at it you can get yourself a brain.