Woman Astronaut Kills Everyone

NASA finally put a woman in charge of a spacewalk and guess what happened. Fuck ups happened. That’s what always happens when you combine women and space. Remember the Challenger explosion? That probably happened because there was a woman aboard.

Earlier today, while doing routine maintenance on a solar panel, dozy astro-broad Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper let a crucial bag of tools float off into space. I highly recommend you watch the video (at the bottom of this article) because reading about a woman screwing up is never as satisfying as watching it happen.

The dead silence you hear as Heidemarie stupidly watches her tools float away is a thousand men at Mission Control simultaneously not saying the same thing.

“Are you fucking kidding me?”

Being about the size of a shitty television set, NASA reports the crucial bag of tools as the biggest thing ever to be lost in space. Contrariwise, Heidemarie describes the event as a “little hiccup”.

“Despite my little hiccup…I think we did a good job out there,” -Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper

Yea right. And Adrian Brody’s nose is a “little crooked”. World War 2 was a “tiny misunderstanding”. San Francisco has “some gay people”. Women are as familiar with accountability as my ass is with a six-toed Snoggle.

What the fuck is a six-toed Snoggle?

Exactly.

This was not a “little hiccup”, it was a massive fuck up. Getting spare sets of million dollar wrenches into space is as high on NASA’s To-Do list as making sure their astronauts aren’t afraid of the dark. They’re astronauts. They can’t afford to be afraid of the dark — or to let mission critical tools fly off into fucking space!

Unless NASA won the lottery recently and has tons of money to piss around, I suggest they remember Dick Masterson’s Rule #1 for Women in the Workforce.

A penny saved is a woman fired.

It doesn’t matter if she’s greasing your space station solar panel or your weasel, just because you want to stick your body parts in her, doesn’t mean she can do shit when you’re not around. Women operate on something called the Zen of Labor. If a woman is working, and there’s no man around to make sure she’s doing it right, is she really working?

No. She’s fucking around and looking at shit to buy online or instant messaging friends. That’s all women do at work all day. Or she’s reading about celebrities online. That’s another thing women do all the time when you’re not looking.

Women are a waste of time. That’s all they do and that’s all they are.

Women Don’t Pay Attention

NASA is currently trying to figure out how to complete the rest of the mission without an entire tool chest. Which I guess means they’re going to fashion wrenches and grease guns out of toothpaste and feces, who the fuck knows. It’s like that scene in Apollo 13 when the nerds back home figured out how to build a circular air duct out of square ducting to compensate for a blown ventilation system. It’s kind of like that, except in this case, the problem wasn’t caused by God (mechanical faliure), it was caused by WADD.

Woman Attention Deficit Disorder

WADD costs employers billions of dollars every year. WADD is why your wife shrunk all your business pants and let your son wreck your new portable DVD player. WADD is how all these kids keep getting swiped at playgrounds.

No matter what’s at stake, women don’t pay attention. They have Woman Attention Deficit Disorder.

Spacewoman Kills Everyone

NASA doesn’t send motherfuckers into space for fun. They do it mostly to set up communications satellites and research shit that no one cares about — but one day they could save everyone from an asteroid. You never know. It could happen. Remember the movie Armageddon? There were no women in that movie aside from the one fucking Ben Affleck and the five fucking Steve Buscemi. That’s how a space mission is supposed to be.

Now imagine if Bruce Willis had accidentally let all the drills drift off into space about an hour into the movie. That is what happened today.

The point is, nothing goes into space for laughs. It goes into space because it’s absolutely necessary to be in space. So what’s a woman doing up there? While watching Heidemarie stare uselessly at her bag of tools as they floated into oblivion, I could hear exactly what she was thinking.

“Help! I need a man!”

Women shouldn’t be cops, they shouldn’t be firemen, and they especially shouldn’t be astronauts. There are too many things to go wrong in all of those professions and each tiny mistake can cost lives. Nothing happens when a woman wastes an afternoon looking for old boyfriends on Facebook, but what happens when a woman is distracted with her vagina or menopause or something while repairing a space station? It fucking crashes.

Manclusion

Men aren’t better than women because we’re more logical, smarter, or because we routinely score better on every quantifiable test ever devised by human beings. Men are better than women because women fuck up constantly. They fuck up constantly and they never admit it.

I’ll let spacewalk officer John Ray take it from here.

“What it boils down to is all it takes is one small mistake for a tether not to be hooked up quite correctly or to slip off, and that’s what happened here,” - John “Super Cock” Ray.

That six-toed Snoggle is called “Restraint”.

Video of Woman Losing Space Tools
Woman Loses Space Tools

Also, check out the continuing saga of Dick Masterson, Chauvinist Detective at the Super Frat!

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Comment by Carolan Ivey
2009-01-07 18:32:21 - IP Man-Hash: 9536220b30ee2

Nice web site. Sorry about your penis.

Comment by Chris
2009-01-07 18:57:19 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Nice try. Sorry about your failure.

Comment by Carolan Ivey
2009-01-08 10:40:43 - IP Man-Hash: 9536220b30ee2

LOL. Do you kiss your mama with that mouth? She must be proud.

I hope all the money you make off this venture (because that’s clearly what it is) brings you happiness. Truly. Best of luck.

 
 
 
Comment by beyonce
2009-01-07 15:41:55 - IP Man-Hash: 7d4671c94c282

All of you sound like a bunch of obnoxious schoolchildren. “Boys are better than girls. I can pee farther than you. My dad is stronger than your dad.” And yet.. you’re grown men adamantly denouncing the merit of billions of human beings. What about Mother Teresa? Was she a whore? Was she inferior to all men.. even O.J. Simpson or Sadaam Hussein. For all I care, you can mull in your illusions of superiority your whole life. Congratulations, men. Go compare your penis size and eat cookie.

“Men are better than women.” This is the most sweeping generalization I’ve ever heard. Basically, this is exactly like saying dogs are better than cats. That means absolutely nothing to anyone’s life or well-being. Who gives a shit who’s better? Does it matter?

As for the rest of us who have matured beyond superiority complexes, we’ll be taking it easy.. watching you dipshits from afar and laughing occasionally at your ignorance.

 
Comment by FLC
2009-01-05 12:10:06 - IP Man-Hash: a9679a2022b61

Hollywood is making a movie based on your website:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1142988/

Comment by Bob
2009-01-05 12:17:22 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

Looks pretty retarded,actually. Note the (not so)subtle feminist message in the symbols.

 
 
Comment by Darkuu
2009-01-02 13:16:12 - IP Man-Hash: 933e145b8c5e4

I think you might be on to something Dick.

 
 
Comment by zani
2009-01-02 05:21:45 - IP Man-Hash: 174247cb6793d

This is a dam good sight god bless mankind!

 
Comment by boomer
2009-01-02 00:01:24 - IP Man-Hash: c3d2d609dec10

because my friend said everybody on here was gay and couldn’t get a women and thats the reason they are hatin! i don’t believe that!i think people has the freedom to have a opinion.so that is the reason!and i love the dr.phill video that was so funny!

Comment by Bob
2009-01-02 01:21:26 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

We’re not about hate. That’s feminism’s thing. We simply don’t take any bullshit off women.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-02 22:17:09 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Your friend is an idiot. Now, if your friend said that all feminists were lesbians, that would make sense, since it is true. But men that don’t take bullshit from women are not gay, they’re liberated.

Comment by Bob
2009-01-02 22:25:43 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

“Liberated”, I like the sound of that. We should definitely steal that term. We also need to start using “empowered”. That would be funny as hell.

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-03 01:23:43 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Empowered means to be GIVEN power. So unless we are giving ourselves power..it never applies to men:)

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Comment by Bob
2009-01-03 01:40:28 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

That’s why it would be funny as hell.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-04 04:55:13 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

True. But anything a man does is going to be exceptional, compared to the shit that women are doing, which is, well, shit.

 
Comment by beyonce
2009-01-07 15:44:13 - IP Man-Hash: 7d4671c94c282

“True. But anything a man does is going to be exceptional, compared to the shit that women are doing, which is, well, shit.”

Wow. Just wow. That is all.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by Fuck you Dick head
2009-01-01 17:28:07 - IP Man-Hash: 0beb63f81cd4e

ure a fuking dick and sick head!
get yo ass to ma hood u gon get it straight
fucktard bitx!…u need viagra baby!

 
Comment by boomer
2009-01-01 17:17:41 - IP Man-Hash: c3d2d609dec10

bob im not trying to maybe there is some other reason im asking if anybody is gay..

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-01 20:59:53 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Alright, I’ll bite. Why are you asking if anyone is gay?

 
 
Comment by micho
2009-01-01 15:55:07 - IP Man-Hash: a77ec76c5f5d0

Fran said:

know why men would have been considered better? it’s BIOLOGY. men are biologically stronger than women so they would have had to go out and hunt for the food while the women do EQUALLY important things such as raise children.

That’s perversion of the true meaning.

First of all, whether you believe in God or not, you should at least believe in nature and science, unless you are a feminist who refutes not only religion, but also science and nature because they prove the superiority of the man.

We have showed several times that men are superior. This is what science tells us. This is what nature tells us. This is what history tells us. This is what the everyday events tell us. You can read the link on my site if you really care to know the truth. I accumulated the links instead of repeating the same words day after day.

God, nature, and science never contradict each other. The feminists refuted God because they thought this is an artificial blockage before them. However, they were then blocked by science which says that the man has a larger brain and 6.5 times more of the grey matters. So, they refuted nature and now call for transgender.

They are also blocked by the fact that the woman has a selfish nature, and every woman knows that. They cannot be givers. How many women establish businesses. How many women take risks? How many women spend on their families without relying on the man? If the woman earns $5,000, she’d look for a man who earns $10,000 because she always thinks that she should need him, not he needs her.

These are just few of the reasons why men are superior, not as you claim that it is only for the physical difference. The physical power is just a symbol the nature gave us to show who is superior, but superiorty goes much further than the physical power. In fact, the physical power is the least important thing of the man’s superiority as the difference in power is not more than 20% on average, but the difference in the brain power is 650%. The difference in ethics is about that rate. The difference in being a giver is even much higher.

Now you say that women can work. Of course they can work. Who said no? However, working does not mean equality. Everybody can learn, even children. For instance, everybody can learn mathematics and biology, but not everybody can make breakthroughs, nor everybody can dedicate his life to creating a theorem, for instance. This is where the pioneering of the man exists.

Why do we play on words? Simply put, how can a person who spends 100% of her time in embellishments be equal to a person who spends much of his time to succeed in his career?

How can a person who always thinks of taking the money of another be equal to a person who likes to give?

How can a person whose main success and happiness relies on the wealth of another be equal to a person who builds everything for himself?

How can a person who does not take any risk in life be equal to an adventurous?

How can the woman who learnt everything from the man be equal to the man who trained her everything. (That’s besides saying how slow she is and how patient the man has to be until she learns.)

How can women who beg the lawmakers to make them equal be really equal to men who have proved their superiority, never begged the lawmakers!

One has to be stupid enough to believe in such equalities. Saying the truth is not chauvinism, but refuting the truth is an abnormal and unnatural act (which the feminists are all about).

 
Comment by boomer
2009-01-01 15:45:46 - IP Man-Hash: c3d2d609dec10

so would a new born baby girl be a whore? can you explain to me? are most of the guys on here gay? im not trying to debate with anybody but i was wondering.

Comment by Bob
2009-01-01 17:02:57 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

Females are biologically programmed to whore themselves to survive from the moment of birth. It’s a simple fact of life, the sky is blue,kittens are cute, women are whores.

There’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just how they have evolved.

AFAIK,no one here is gay.

Obviously you are trying to cause some sort of debate or backlash or you wouldn’t have called anyone gay, but we see this tactic employed by women so often that we are immune to it.

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-01 19:06:01 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Bob, it’s a common ploy of women. Since they are so used to boys crawling and accepting everything they do as platinum, when they find themselves in the presence of men, they have to come up with some “logical” reason for the dismissive nature men have of women. Real logic would say it is because women are fuck all stupid and men would rather not be bothered. But a woman lacks the capacity to reason, she can only react.

Thus you are provided at one and the same time with an emotional response and an attempt at shaming. Despite all their claims for liking gay men, women are nasty, racist, prejudiced, vindictive little tarts. So you will see them attack another’s race, or sexual orientation with impunity. They really have absolutely no morals and certainly honor and dignity are beyond them.

Comment by Bob
2009-01-01 20:20:09 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

“Despite all their claims for liking gay men, women are nasty, racist, prejudiced, vindictive little tarts. So you will see them attack another’s race, or sexual orientation with impunity. They really have absolutely no morals and certainly honor and dignity are beyond them.”

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

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Comment by Matty
2009-01-01 00:26:54 - IP Man-Hash: 37e6c3bef4774

Hey Dick

Happy new year, and hopefully we will see some new articles from you :):D maybee one on “Why do girls try and chat you up when u already have a gf next to you..

 
Comment by Manfran
2008-12-31 13:56:34 - IP Man-Hash: 7de7e76707aa9

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i288/The_Game21/E-thug2.jpg

Proof women suck: In the 2008 olympics BMX racing women did single timed runs on a smaller track. Lamers, pfffft.

 
Comment by Fran
2008-12-31 11:20:15 - IP Man-Hash: cc8b941cfbb54

do you know what? i think feminism and chauvinism is absolute bullshit.
you think you’ve got the right idea and that you’re so intelligent by “figuring out” that women are stupid whores who can’t do anything right. but the thing is, it’s all based in religion. religion has drilled it into everyone over hundreds and hundreds of years that women are lesser beings than men. that stereotype no doubt was enforced in the human race from thousands of years ago when people were living off the land and had to hunt for food and survive any way they can. know why men would have been considered better? it’s BIOLOGY. men are biologically stronger than women so they would have had to go out and hunt for the food while the women do EQUALLY important things such as raise children. so far… still equal in my opinion. men need women and women need men.
as far as i’m concerned, that’s where the ideology of the woman staying at home, cooking and cleaning started. you might think that’s bullshit but everything starts from somewhere.
do you know what i’m also seeing here? every single negetive point that’s been made about women on this site, men are guilty of too. you say that women are selfish and only want men for their money. yeah, i agree, a lot of women are like that. not all of them though. i’d like to point out that there are a lot of men like that aswell, you’re not criticizing them for it though, are you?
i’ll also mention that i think it’s ridiculous for a woman to cry rape just because she was maybe a bit drunk and her judgement was impared. that’s not rape. however, that doesn’t mean to say that just because a woman goes out looking nice that she is asking for sex. men fuck around just as much as women but you’re only making out it’s a bad thing for women to do it.
men and women are equal, it’s our perceptions that make us think otherwise. you get stupid men and you get clever men, just as you get stupid women and you get clever women. some men are driven and work their whole lives, some men, however, sit on their arse, claiming money from the government because they can’t be bothered to get a job. this is exactly the same for women.
this is why i think feminism and chauvinism is bullshit. neither want equality. hardcore feminists want to be in power and for men to basically fuck off and die. they say they want equality but that’s not equality. and then you get men like you lot who think that everything that goes wrong is the fault of a woman. two contrasting points of view and they’re both BULLSHIT.
why can’t you just accept the fact that women and men need each other? women and men are just as bad and just as good as each other. deal with it.

Comment by RB
2008-12-31 11:35:54 - IP Man-Hash: 56b99902f573b

“religion has drilled it into everyone over hundreds and hundreds of years that women are lesser beings than men. that stereotype no doubt was enforced in the human race from thousands of years ago when people were living off the land and had to hunt for food and survive any way they can. know why men would have been considered better? it’s BIOLOGY. men are biologically stronger than women so they would have had to go out and hunt for the food while the women do EQUALLY important things such as raise children.”

So you agree that women are only good for raising children.Great, that is what we say too.

“you say that women are selfish and only want men for their money. yeah, i agree, a lot of women are like that. not all of them though. i’d like to point out that there are a lot of men like that aswell, you’re not criticizing them for it though, are you?”

How many men do you know who ask women for money, and chase them and have sex with them for it?

“just because a woman goes out looking nice that she is asking for sex. men fuck around just as much as women but you’re only making out it’s a bad thing for women to do it.”

Who do women dress nicely for?Other women, or men?Why do women feel the need to dress and look so nice in front of men?Why are there thousands more cosmetic companies and products for women than for men in the market?

“men and women are equal, it’s our perceptions that make us think otherwise.”

That perception is one of reality.

“some men, however, sit on their arse, claiming money from the government because they can’t be bothered to get a job. this is exactly the same for women.”

Again, how many men do you know who sit on their asses and do nothing, compared to the number of women who do so?

“this is why i think feminism and chauvinism is bullshit. neither want equality. hardcore feminists want to be in power and for men to basically fuck off and die.”

Exactly where has Dick said that women should ‘fuck off and die’?

“why can’t you just accept the fact that women and men need each other?”

This is true.Women and men both need each other.But they are not equal to each other.

Comment by Fran
2008-12-31 13:44:29 - IP Man-Hash: cc8b941cfbb54

what i’m saying is that that is what women used to have to do because they don’t biologically have the strength to go out hunting.

we’re not cave men anymore, we don’t need to go out hunting. so women deserve equal rights in society.

and if you had bothered reading properly you would have noticed that i said it is the view of some hardcore feminists that MEN should fuck off and die. learn to read.

the perception is not one of reality, it’s one that’s brainwashed us for centuries and we should all learn to grow up.

i know several men who sit on their arses, doing nothing and are on the dole. i also know a lot of women who do this aswell. however, a lot of women do this because they have children and they can’t afford child care, so what else are they supposed to do? sure, a lot of them shouldn’t have got pregnant in the first place. but on the other hand, a lot of them are in that position because they’re a single parent and the father has fucked off. does this make the woman weak? no. she is doing what she has to to support her family.

women dress nicely because they want to and because they can. there’s nothing wrong with looking nice, you’re not going to go out clubbing in trackies. this doesn’t mean they’re out for sex though.

women and men are equal to each other. there are loads of jobs that women do just as well as men. men and women have certain different capabilities, yes. men are more muscular than women. women have a higher pain threshold.

all i ask is that you keep an open mind. actually think about what you’re saying. why EXACTLY are men better than women? don’t be narrow minded, because if you are that goes beyond men or women being better than the other. it just makes you a it of a wank stain on the face of society.

Comment by Bob
2009-01-01 05:13:22 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

“we’re not cave men anymore, we don’t need to go out hunting. so women deserve equal rights in society.”

But see, the only reason why we’re not cavemen anymore is because men made it that way, and continue to maintain society. If men stopped doing the jobs that only men can do, your “equal rights” will go flying out the window with all your other feminist bullshit. Men are the reason why you can even talk about “equal rights”, and men are the reason why you have them.

If we men stopped doing our jobs as engineers, electricians, oil drillers, road pavers (and we will, if refusing to marry doesn’t snap you bitches out of your fantasy world in a few years) and such, you women would all starve.

Therefore, if your equality depends necessarily as it does, on men, it isn’t really equality at all is it? What you call “equality” I call a socially fabricated construct. Surviving in this world still depends as much on men being in charge of the tough,dangerous, grueling jobs as it ever did, and it always will.

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Comment by RB
2009-01-01 05:18:55 - IP Man-Hash: 156e55c1e5304

“i know several men who sit on their arses, doing nothing and are on the dole. i also know a lot of women who do this aswell.”

Really?Fran, I gave you the privilege of an open ended question, and you misused it, as expected.You’re a woman, and will never agree with this site.So fuck off.

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Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-01 07:32:10 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

“do you know what? i think feminism and chauvinism is absolute bullshit.
you think you’ve got the right idea and that you’re so intelligent by “figuring out” that women are stupid whores who can’t do anything right. but the thing is, it’s all based in religion. religion has drilled it into everyone over hundreds and hundreds of years that women are lesser beings than men.”

No, it is not based on religion, it is based on facts. For instance, the fact that I stopped reading right about here because women know fuck all about using paragraphs. Religions’ stance on the inferiority of the female is based on historical observation.

Because we don’t hunt you DESERVE equality? You can deserve if all the fuck you want, but your mental capacity to ACHEIVE equality is absofuckinlutely nil. If we *GIVE* you certain privileges, that’s not equality, that’s a better GIVING to an inferior.

“and if you had bothered reading properly you would have noticed that i said it is the view of some hardcore feminists that MEN should fuck off and die. learn to read.”

Try writing in paragraphs next time and we won’t have to waste time evaluating the shite you wrote. But, you get commendations this time around your writing improved. No doubt from watching how men write. Women are good at repetition.

“however, a lot of women do this because they have children and they can’t afford child care, so what else are they supposed to do?”

Take some fucking responsibility and don’t get pregnant if you cannot care for the children on your own.

“sure, a lot of them shouldn’t have got pregnant in the first place. but on the other hand, a lot of them are in that position because they’re a single parent and the father has fucked off.”

If the father fucks off it is because the mother is a nutter and the courts give custody to mothers more than 80% of the time. If this is such a hardship for the broads, try lettign the father raise them instead of selfishly expexcpecting “equality” for something she is simply incapable of doing. This fact alone proves mothers make rotten parents.

“women and men are equal to each other. there are loads of jobs that women do just as well as men. men and women have certain different capabilities, yes. ”

There are lots of jobs that women do, all of them they fuck up. There is not a SINGLE job that women AS A GROUP do better than men. There are OCCASIONAL exceptional women. But even the top women in a field are dwarfed by the top men in the field.

“men are more muscular than women. women have a higher pain threshold.”

False. Screaming and shrieking in agony during pregnancy does not count as a high pain threshhold or tolerance. It only counts as PERHAPS experiencing more pain. However, even that is not true, considering that the vast majority of injuries are suffered by men.

“all i ask is that you keep an open mind.”

Which means all you ask is that we think like you.

Fuck off this website you worthless hussy.

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Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2009-01-01 07:34:46 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Dude you are still drunk with all those mispellings?

Yes, yes I are.

 
Comment by RB
2009-01-01 07:48:34 - IP Man-Hash: 156e55c1e5304

“and if you had bothered reading properly you would have noticed that i said it is the view of some hardcore feminists that MEN should fuck off and die. learn to read.”

And Dick does not say that.So how the hell can you say that an ideology which professes that men should die is equal in any way to one that says that men are better than women, and proves it?In other words, how the fuck can you say that feminism and chauvinism are similar in the sense that they are ‘both bullshit’?

They are both similar only upto the extent that they say that one gender is better than the other.And that’s EXACTLY where the similarity between them ends.

 
Comment by micho
2009-01-01 15:16:46 - IP Man-Hash: a77ec76c5f5d0

RB,

Many women know that we are right, and that’s why they invent false accusations of us so that they would create some fake right on their side. We do not say women should die, but most of the feminists act for killing men even if they do not say it by words. When they encourage feminization, this means killing masculinity and man. Of course they would not succeed because we have started to react, but this is their aim.

 
 
 
 
Comment by studioline
2008-12-31 11:43:41 - IP Man-Hash: 6e2fbedd8adcc

@Fran

OK, so you chase my ass insted of me chasing yours. Deal with it.

Comment by Fran
2008-12-31 13:49:36 - IP Man-Hash: cc8b941cfbb54

haha, that’s all you have to say?
you’ve chosen to pretty much ignore most of my main points and go for the sexual aspect. well done.

is it not the view of a lot of men that if you want something, you should go out and get it? well women are equal so why shouldn’t a woman go after a man?

not that i would want to chase your ass, you sound a bit intellectually retarded to be perfectly honest.

Comment by Chris
2008-12-31 14:12:35 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

That’s right Bitch.
Get a clue.

When a Man CHOSES TO IGNORE YOU …. why the fuck would you keep running after him for attention???

You stupid bitch.

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Comment by Fran
2008-12-31 17:03:44 - IP Man-Hash: cc8b941cfbb54

oh no, i’m offended. shit, you make me cry.
boohoo
insult me all you like, us women don’t get offended that easily. just cos you’re stupid

 
Comment by RB
2009-01-01 05:26:02 - IP Man-Hash: 156e55c1e5304

“oh no, i’m offended. shit, you make me cry.
boohoo
insult me all you like, us women don’t get offended that easily. just cos you’re stupid”

Bitch, you are so stupid, that Einstein’s brain wouldn’t be able to make you think before you write.

 
 
 
 
Comment by micho
2009-01-01 15:44:21 - IP Man-Hash: a77ec76c5f5d0

know why men would have been considered better? it’s BIOLOGY. men are biologically stronger than women so they would have had to go out and hunt for the food while the women do EQUALLY important things such as raise children.

That’s perversion of the true meaning.

First of all, whether you believe in God or not, you should at least believe in nature and science, unless you are a feminist who refutes not only religion, but also science and nature because they prove the superiority of the man.

We have showed several times that men are superior. This is what science tells us. This is what nature tells us. This is what history tells us. This is what the everyday events tell us. You can read the link on my site if you really care to know the truth. I accumulated the links instead of repeating the same words day after day.

God, nature, and science never contradict each other. The feminists refuted God because they thought this is an artificial blockage before them. However, they were then blocked by science which says that the man has a larger brain and 6.5 times more of the grey matters. So, they refuted nature and now call for transgender.

They are also refuted by the fact that the woman has a selfish nature, and every woman knows that. They cannot be givers. How many women establish businesses. How many women take risks? How many women spend on their families without relying on the man? If the woman earns $5,000, she’d look for a man who earns $10,000 because she always thinks that she should need him, not he needs her.

These are just few of the reasons why men are superior, not as you claim that it is only for the physical difference. The physical power is just a symbol the nature gave us to show who is superior, but superiorty goes much further than the physical power. In fact, the physical power is the least important thing of the man’s superiority as the difference in power is not more than 20% on average, but the difference in the brain power is 650%. The difference in ethics is about that rate. The difference in being a giver is even much higher.

Now you say that women can work. Of course they can work. Who said no? However, working does not mean equality. Everybody can learn, even children. For instance, everybody can learn mathematics and biology, but not everybody can make breakthroughs, nor everybody can dedicate his life to creating a theorem, for instance. This is where the pioneering of the man exists.

Why do we play on words? Simply put, how can a person who spends 100% of her time in embellishments be equal to a person who spends much of his time to succeed in his career? One has to be stupid enough to believe in such an equality.

 
Comment by Newly Single
2009-01-02 09:18:31 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8f4b71cc41f

Fran,
“this is why i think”..the problem is you women don’t think….
“women and men are just as bad and just as good as each other”
Complete bullshit…..western women have been programmed to be greedy, selfish, self-centered, whores and basically ‘not very nice people’. They are best avoided. I only date non-feminised women. They are like my mum and aunts used to be like…the difference between a feminised woman and a non-feminised woman is the same differenced between caviar and dog shit. And you are obviously on the dog shit side of that equation. Deal with it.

 
 
Comment by Sumar
2008-12-29 22:17:26 - IP Man-Hash: f94dbfc1b334a

[Manly advice]
“Help! I need a man!”

Tell you what you should have done bitch. If this was a man who lost his tools (impossible because he would have them tied to his fucking belt) he would have done the manly thing and JUMPED AFTER THEM

BECAUSE SPACE TOOLS ARE FUCKING IMPORTANT

Her EVA suit was equipped with attitude control thrusters and her belt is tied to the thing she was working on. If she had balls (lol) she would have jumped after the tools and rocketed herself back

[/Manly advice]

 
Comment by The Rooster
2008-12-29 22:03:41 - IP Man-Hash: dd1de26f3bf0f

Chris: you remind me of MANSVOICE, who used to post here some time ago. Keep up the good work. I got tired of schooling these dumb whores. There’s just too many of them. And it’s the same stupid shit. You’ll get burned out after a few more days of posting at that rate. Maybe we can tag team them? :-)

I was taking a break from a tough project and thought I’d visit here. Seems like there’s a whole new batch of kick ass males here.

Cheers to the men. And to the whores - fuck off.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-12-29 20:34:40 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Chris, are you on the forums? Msg me bro.

As far as your comments to A Woman, and Bobs and Studio’s as usual right on fucking point.

Women are dumb’r'n shit and will never wake up.

Comment by Chris
2008-12-29 21:13:21 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Hey JJF thanks and Happy Holidays.

How do I message you in the forums?
Leave me an email address?

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-12-29 21:38:52 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Christ Merry Christmas and all that jaz to. Look for the forum link on the right here, Man Forums. Then sign up. I’m Aoirthoir on the forums. Once yer signed up you can leave an intro msg for everyone, or just say hi to me directly.

Comment by Chris
2008-12-29 21:51:47 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Yeah I’m already signed up for a while now. And just tried to find a way to message you. But it wasn’t clear how to do that. Whats your user name in the forum?

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Comment by Chris
2008-12-29 21:52:16 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Nevermind “Aoirthoir ” I got it.

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Comment by Chris
2008-12-29 21:55:32 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

OK check your mail!

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Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-12-29 22:36:00 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Chris, fired you off one bro.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by micho
2008-12-28 17:38:55 - IP Man-Hash: a77ec76c5f5d0

Woman said:

After all, isn’t it the MEN’s decicion to go to war and fight?
Isn’t it?

The woman in the past appeared peaceful because she was controlled, not because she is more peaceful than the man. We have examples of today’s women and how criminal they are.

Currently, the Israeli candidate Livni is a woman. She is promoting a war on the Hammas, and she bases her campain on that.

Margaret Thatcher went for wars.

Condolissa Rice too.

Most of the parents who assault or kill their children are mothers.

The feminists are affected by Nazism that they call themselves “feminazis”, meaning a woman who promotes genocides of babies (i.e., abortion).

Read the following links:

Mothers Are the Champion Child Abusers:
http://www.acf.hhs.gov/programs/cb/pubs/cm05/figure3_5.htm

As you can see in the link above, mothers count for more than 40% of child abusers/killers, while fathers are less than half.

WOMEN: THE FORGOTTEN CHILD MURDERERS
http://www.quebecoislibre.org/010203-9.htm

Life with mom is often violent
http://www.fathersforlife.org/fv/family_violence_main_page.htm

Husband Battering:
http://www.fact.on.ca/Info/dom/husband.htm

I wonder how one could find the woman peaceful!

 
Comment by Mike
2008-12-28 12:17:18 - IP Man-Hash: 0044e1079bcd8

I am a guy and I am speechless…. Is this website for real? I can’t wrap my mind arund how outrageous this site is…. This site PROVES how stupid some guys can be…. WOw… This is what our society is like? I pray for everyone on this site.

Comment by Chris
2008-12-28 12:20:19 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Don’t waste your time praying.
It will get your nowhere.

If you want to know what society is REALLY like,

Go here…

http://ovature.wordpress.com/

 
Comment by Bob
2008-12-28 12:24:21 - IP Man-Hash: c74fa9db4710d

If you think this site is outrageous, I suggest you head on over to http://www.feministing.com and read some of the comments there.

This site is pretty tame compared to the hate speech that feminists call “equality” on their sites. Hell, I even saw a thread where females laughed about assaulting their boyfriends and patted each other on the back for getting away with it, thanks to the anti-male Domestic Violence laws currently on the books in most Western countries.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-12-29 22:39:58 - IP Man-Hash: 3339fb85335a1

Quoted and fixed:
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I am a [woman or mangina pretending to be a] guy and I am [not at all] speechless [as i am about to prove by saying some really stupid shit]…. Is this website for real [or am I on the rag or drugs again since clearly its real since i am typing on it]? I can’t wrap my mind arund how outrageous this site is [in propounding that guys do not have to just take shit from women or accept their lies anymore]…. This site PROVES how stupid some guys can be [by the fact that there will be ones like me that come on here and claim that women are equal to or better than men]…. WOw [am I a total fucknut or what?]… This is what our society is like [men ACTUALLY being men again]? I pray for everyone on this site [that they continue to become more and more manly and stop listening to stupid douches like me and definitely don't listen to any broads].
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Comment by Chris
2008-12-28 11:17:35 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

@AWOMAN (below)

FUCK OFF with your “you don’t know what real love is”… yet you are totally unable to DEFINE it. So why don’t you let a MAN define it for you. Because Men are better than women.

LOVE IS –>> An overwhelming desire to GIVE.

Whether its’ your puppy, your child, or your man… the ones you GIVE the most to are the ones you LOVE the most. Even when it doesn’t come back to you.

Children don’t GIVE to their fathers for LONG TIME - sometimes decades (if ever) - but fathers LOVE their children anyway. Because that’s what LOVE IS.

Just like a man can truly “LOVE” his car. Even if its a piece of shit. He gets ENJOYMENT and FULFILLMENT out of GIVING and INVESTING his time, energy and money into his car.

Because when he turns the key, it WILL turn on for him whenever he wants. Just like he loves his dog. His dog will always THANK HIM for the bacon he got… and the dog will behave accordingly.

Women are not the same - are they.

Women LAUGH at men who love their cars, their dogs, but don’t care about loving a woman. BECAUSE WOMEN DON’T KNOW OR UNDERSTAND WHAT LOVE IS.

WOMEN believe –>> love is an overwhelming desire to GET. That it’s something they FIND or is supposed to COME to them. Like a magic lottery win.

Pathetic.

I have seen countless “expert” women yammer on about “how to FIND love”….. “if you believe - love will COME to you”. Even Celine Dion sings “Love COMES to those who believe it… and that’s the way it is”.

What a bunch of horseshit. Lazy cunts.

Being “IN LOVE” is different. That’s when two people have the overwhelming desire to GIVE to each other.

When one of them no longer has “the overwhelming desire to give”, that’s when they are no longer “in love”. But ONE of them can still go on having that desire to give.

—————–

That’s right bitch. A MAN defined what love is for you. Because you have no fucking idea. Merry Christmas cunt.

And before you start pretending “men are bad”…..

http://ovature.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/are-men-really-bad/

Men are ALWAYS - EVENTUALLY - PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE and fully accountable for their actions.

Women are not.

I just gave you TWO MORE reasons why Menarebetterthanwomen.

Even HITLER was better than you.

Comment by A woman
2008-12-28 11:24:43 - IP Man-Hash: 8baa8e74def25

*laughs her butt off* oh hunny, Hitler was better then me! What a weak puny reply.

I existed for my man, who passed away, only to give. And I still only want to give if he was still alive.

so, don’t give me that crap XD

I gave to my past boyfriends everything I had too, and I NEVER ever expected them something to return. I only got dumped very badly by them when they decided they had enough of me, because I couldn’t give anything anymore, except my love.

So, I expierenced love, a’ight hunnybun.

Even my ex loved his car more then me, but you think I cared, I love my hobby more and he demanded for me to quit doing my hobby. Which is just drawin’

so, Chris baby, your totally wrong. You judge to quikly…
I’m not judging about you. I think you must be a nice guy if you speak out your mind. But don’t drive your car over your toes and then wath out for ya.

I wish the world would love more and HATE less.
Sp ecially calling woman/men bad names.

So next time, read more comments Chrisje

xxx

Comment by Chris
2008-12-28 11:36:54 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

Noone hates you sweety. When you humiliate yourself and brainwash yourself with garbage, it doesn’t mean we hate you. You are the one who hates MEN and you said so yourself.

… and PS. English is not my first language either.

But I am more eloquent than YOU are.
That’s right. I am a Man, and I am better than you….

Menarebetterthanwomen.

That’s not “hate”.

As the shitty Celine Dion song goes –>> THAT’S the way it is.

Comment by A woman
2008-12-28 11:44:25 - IP Man-Hash: 8baa8e74def25

I don’t HATE men, never said that.
I just don’t want a men, that’s because I’m loyal to the guy who passed away, huge difference love.

Could be that you are better then me, at some facts…
what talents you got? xxx
I’m an artist

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Comment by Chris
2008-12-28 11:57:17 - IP Man-Hash: cfb61523380ca

TALENTS????

Please. Don’t even go there.

I graduated from the Royal Conservatory of Music for Piano and Violin when I was 15. I was a singer in 1000 performances over 2 1/2 years in the Phantom of the Opera in Toronto and Vancouver. Then I taught music and theatrical arts to professionals and student at the same arts school that trained me.

In 2002 earned my stripes as an officer trained and certified in six-star safety, behavior and service … and those stripes took me to every corner of the world - several times.

Now, I’m the Creative Director of an Internet Company