Woman Astronaut Kills Everyone
NASA finally put a woman in charge of a spacewalk and guess what happened. Fuck ups happened. That’s what always happens when you combine women and space. Remember the Challenger explosion? That probably happened because there was a woman aboard.
Earlier today, while doing routine maintenance on a solar panel, dozy astro-broad Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper let a crucial bag of tools float off into space. I highly recommend you watch the video (at the bottom of this article) because reading about a woman screwing up is never as satisfying as watching it happen.
The dead silence you hear as Heidemarie stupidly watches her tools float away is a thousand men at Mission Control simultaneously not saying the same thing.
“Are you fucking kidding me?”
Being about the size of a shitty television set, NASA reports the crucial bag of tools as the biggest thing ever to be lost in space. Contrariwise, Heidemarie describes the event as a “little hiccup”.
“Despite my little hiccup…I think we did a good job out there,” -Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper
Yea right. And Adrian Brody’s nose is a “little crooked”. World War 2 was a “tiny misunderstanding”. San Francisco has “some gay people”. Women are as familiar with accountability as my ass is with a six-toed Snoggle.
What the fuck is a six-toed Snoggle?
Exactly.
This was not a “little hiccup”, it was a massive fuck up. Getting spare sets of million dollar wrenches into space is as high on NASA’s To-Do list as making sure their astronauts aren’t afraid of the dark. They’re astronauts. They can’t afford to be afraid of the dark — or to let mission critical tools fly off into fucking space!
Unless NASA won the lottery recently and has tons of money to piss around, I suggest they remember Dick Masterson’s Rule #1 for Women in the Workforce.
A penny saved is a woman fired.
It doesn’t matter if she’s greasing your space station solar panel or your weasel, just because you want to stick your body parts in her, doesn’t mean she can do shit when you’re not around. Women operate on something called the Zen of Labor. If a woman is working, and there’s no man around to make sure she’s doing it right, is she really working?
No. She’s fucking around and looking at shit to buy online or instant messaging friends. That’s all women do at work all day. Or she’s reading about celebrities online. That’s another thing women do all the time when you’re not looking.
Women are a waste of time. That’s all they do and that’s all they are.
Women Don’t Pay Attention
NASA is currently trying to figure out how to complete the rest of the mission without an entire tool chest. Which I guess means they’re going to fashion wrenches and grease guns out of toothpaste and feces, who the fuck knows. It’s like that scene in Apollo 13 when the nerds back home figured out how to build a circular air duct out of square ducting to compensate for a blown ventilation system. It’s kind of like that, except in this case, the problem wasn’t caused by God (mechanical faliure), it was caused by WADD.
Woman Attention Deficit Disorder
WADD costs employers billions of dollars every year. WADD is why your wife shrunk all your business pants and let your son wreck your new portable DVD player. WADD is how all these kids keep getting swiped at playgrounds.
No matter what’s at stake, women don’t pay attention. They have Woman Attention Deficit Disorder.
Spacewoman Kills Everyone
NASA doesn’t send motherfuckers into space for fun. They do it mostly to set up communications satellites and research shit that no one cares about — but one day they could save everyone from an asteroid. You never know. It could happen. Remember the movie Armageddon? There were no women in that movie aside from the one fucking Ben Affleck and the five fucking Steve Buscemi. That’s how a space mission is supposed to be.
Now imagine if Bruce Willis had accidentally let all the drills drift off into space about an hour into the movie. That is what happened today.
The point is, nothing goes into space for laughs. It goes into space because it’s absolutely necessary to be in space. So what’s a woman doing up there? While watching Heidemarie stare uselessly at her bag of tools as they floated into oblivion, I could hear exactly what she was thinking.
“Help! I need a man!”
Women shouldn’t be cops, they shouldn’t be firemen, and they especially shouldn’t be astronauts. There are too many things to go wrong in all of those professions and each tiny mistake can cost lives. Nothing happens when a woman wastes an afternoon looking for old boyfriends on Facebook, but what happens when a woman is distracted with her vagina or menopause or something while repairing a space station? It fucking crashes.
Manclusion
Men aren’t better than women because we’re more logical, smarter, or because we routinely score better on every quantifiable test ever devised by human beings. Men are better than women because women fuck up constantly. They fuck up constantly and they never admit it.
I’ll let spacewalk officer John Ray take it from here.
“What it boils down to is all it takes is one small mistake for a tether not to be hooked up quite correctly or to slip off, and that’s what happened here,” – John “Super Cock” Ray.
That six-toed Snoggle is called “Restraint”.
Video of Woman Losing Space Tools
Woman Loses Space Tools
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WTF? What the hell was that bitch trying to do? Pretend that she was trying to retrieve the tools? Why didn’t she actually move towards the tools like 20 cm? She could’ve easily grabbed those tools. She was probably affraid that her effeminate ass would drift of into space to. Well that’s what your other hand is for honey, to hold on to the spacestation. This why it would’ve been better to have that women back on earth cooking someone a meal instead of doing work that requires high ammounts of self-control and rationality.
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Periods aren’t that bad.
That comment is actually debatable. Worth the time and effort though…No.
I have however taken the time to read additional posts and viewer/reader comments.
You have elements of Truth to what You write, think, rant and rave about. But You have yet to precisely hit the “target”.
Purpose. Women and Men do in fact have Purpose(s).
Culture(s) – Belief Systems that are in effect merely the result of Human Cranial Rectal Inversion PRODUCE along with Stupid Peoples lack of decision making skills – NOTE – DECISIONS ARE DIFFERENT THAN CONCLUSIONS – For the lacking – Conclusions are an after the fact “thought” based on Data – The data can be Intelligently Created or Not.
Decisions – Well look around and assess on Your own.
Women are without a doubt designed for Sex and Child Birth. They are designed as a Mate for Men. They are designed differently. For fucks sake any observer can conclude that.
Yet what I observe is Men and Women are so inverted on/in their purpose(s) to a point of … dare I say ABSOLUTE … Confusion. Both. Men and Women.
It is a pathetic state/condition that is currently in effect.
Duality does NOT imply division or the “new agey” “We are One”
Now that the Basic Physical structure/function has been addressed and a MAJOR Purpose That I 100 percent agree on Your conclusion that the majority of Women have BLATANTLY AND COWARDLY ( Depending on the Woman ) REFUSED AND REJECTED RESPONSIBILITY OF CHILDREN Lets also look at the FACT Men have also BLATANTLY AND COWARDLY ( Depending on the Man ) REFUSED AND REJECTED RESPONSIBILITY FOR WOMEN.
Men. To even have the right to be called a Man and hold position of Leader – Decision Maker is an Honor that is not contained in how well or not You Anal Fuck a Woman or Whore or Lazy Bitch on occasion a Fagot. Whatever term or designated Beingness that contains Dual Agreement to Be Real.
The “problem” isnt solely shear stupidity – Absence of Intelligence – it is also the agreement to the effect of Negated and Deferred Responsibility. Both Sides. Perpetuating its existence continuously.
Both sides can not nor will ever win a fight against each other. Pick up a Book on Games Theory if You happen to be literate in Mathematics.
Or simply look/observe that Life in its Highest State is Reliant on Each other. In a lower state Dependent. Even Lower than dependency…Addiction. And the dumbest of all Destruction.
Matter can not be completely destroyed. Whiners about the Atom Bomb – Always “loved” that argument Women throw at Men for “Great Fuck Up Awards” and guilt trips … It is only put into effect By Decision first. Even that will not ever affect Intelligence…Only this portion of the 3 Dimensional Universe We Are Observing. It is the rapid approach to the attempt of apparent total “destruction”.
All the degrading is for the weak…the Slower Approach. The Short Bus Ride for the Ignorant.
Hillarious – Blame Game is always a mild form of entertainment. She fucked up all right. Yet Hundreds of MEN were to afraid to say anything at the time it happened. Now just a bunch of Yentas whining about it.
Periods aren’t that bad.
Women suck
Actually if you read up on the challenger, it blew up because it was sent to space under extremely cold weather conditions. The engineers, who knew the risks of launching under these conditions, tried to convince the managers of the flight to postpone. The manager replied ‘Take off your engineering cap and put on your management cap’…This man got 7 people killed because he wouldn’t wait.
Men are arrogant. I hate that I’m a man myself, that is why i am going to change my sex. Don’t you men see? Most of the murderers and convicts are men. The best singers are black people. The smartest are Asians. The dumb asses are the whites.
Well before you chop your dick off, you might want to bitchslap the stupid cunt who brainwashed you into thinking there is something WRONG with male “arrogance”???
Male arrogance built the great wall of china.
Male arrogance split the atom and conquered nations.
Male arrogance built the pyramids.
Male arrogance catapulted a man into outer space.
Male arrogance got America discovered.
And while murderers and convicts are men, the LAWS STOP MOST ARROGANT FROM BEING STUPID. It’s called personal responsibility. You’ve heard of that, right????
There are more men who are PERSONALLY RESPONSIBILE and have done GREAT THINGS than the comparative handful you mention. And guess what…. most criminals and irresponsible men WERE RAISED BY SINGLE MOTHERS. INCLUDING HITLER.
WAKE UP AND SNAP OUT OF IT.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I just saved your penis.
‘got america discovered’, yeah men also neglected to teach you how to construct sentences.
Such a stupid comment….Not even sure why I am wasting my time responding to it.
Reading comprehension and sentence structure is taught and developed in Grades 2-6 (in Canada anyways). Statistically, over 93% of teachers in these grade levels are, wait for it……WOMEN
1) Men built the great wall of China to defend themselves from other men. After all, they probably knew that it would take a few more thousand years for man to stop the idiocity of war. We’re still counting the years until then…
2) Men split the atom and killed thousands of innocent people. Man also gave himself the power to destroy the world as we know it in the process. Way to go! As for conquering nations? Japan remains free.
3) The pyramids are cool, I won’t lie.
4) Male arrogance also got women catapaulted into outer space. Look up Roberta Bondar. I wonder how many men she, and others like her, beat for this post.
5) FYI, America was discovered by the Native Americans way before the Europeans came. The Native Americans respected women and most of them had matriarch tribes.
6) Male arrogance has commanded the execution of every single Genocide that has ever taken place.
MEN are arrogant???
Men are not NEARLY as arrogant as women.
Observe the stupid cunt “MEGHAN” (below).
… and READ WHAT SHE SAYS.
She is SO ARROGANT that she thinks any man (she never even met!) who doesn’t tell her exactly what she wants to hear is not getting laid.
Can you imagine???
She is SO ARROGANT that she wants him to be DEAD even though he never treated her badly and merely typed something she didn’t like.
She is SO ARROGANT that she actually believes men can not survive without her!!!!! Can you fucking believe that???? When the truth is… she can’t even take a dignified SHIT in this world unless a MAN built her bathroom, invented the toilet and installed the plumbing for her.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
And boy do they ever hate to admit it.
You are so unbeliveablly fucked up get a fucking life you moron!!
You and any other men that agree with this should just DROP FUCKING DEAD!!
And without women you fucking morons would be fucked!
So why don’t you go fuck your boyfriend up the ass since your obviously not gonna get any from any women you fucking ass!!!!
There is dumb, and then there is womyn dumb, and there is no dumb like womyn dumb.
There, there. You’re just stupid and inept, that’s all. Just have a pet on your head – there ya go! – and sit pretty. You don’t fuck that up.
Meghan… I have got a question… how come you comment on this and even go so far to go into his website? Were you curious? Or are you just dumb? Plus learn how to spell, I mean “unbeliveablly” that is why men are better than women… And if you watch his video…? He says “I don’t HATE women, men are just BETTER than women”. And consider this… how did you even found this? You must have been bored… Alot!
And Meghan… In many aspects women are better than men, but unfortunatly… It is not in something “great”.
Women can sing… Women can act…. Women can cut hair and make fashion… they are uniq’ at those things… (I hope that this web-site wont judge me by my way of sight) women can be great at many things… Just not the things like “leadership” and making up your mind…
Wrong, wrong, and wrong again. Whomyn are worse than men in all aspects. Your just stating things whomyn can do without being complete fuck ups.
The best singers are men, the best actors are men, the best hairdressers are men, the best fashion designers are men, these men control whomyn like mindless sheep and make them buy any piece of overpriced worthless garbage that they put on the shelves and not vice versa. Whomyn make poor leaders, poor companions, and most of all poor mothers.
- menarebetterthanwhomyn.
Feminism:
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“All men are good for is fucking, and running over with a truck”.
Statement made by A University of Maine Feminist Administrator
“Men who are unjustly accused of rape can sometimes gain from the experience.”
Catherine Comin, Vassar College. Assistant Dean of Students.
“I feel that ‘man-hating’ is an honorable and viable political act, that
the oppressed have a right to class-hatred against the class that is
oppressing them.” — Robin Morgan, Ms. Magazine Editor.
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Wimmin, head like your hole, I’d rather die than give you cuntrol!
Without men, the world would scratch it’s own eyes out blaming men even still for not saving them from their Princess Syndrome pathetic Ms. selves.
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you’re deffinently a damn ass. if you havent realized, if woman werent even on this earth, you guys would be screwed. & for any of you other men agreeing with him, good luck living a sad, lonely life. by yourself. i doubt any woman would want to date your fkn ass.
Why worry? Anglocunts hate men, anyway.
If the choice is between a so-called sad, lonely life without the likes of you or any other superiority-complex-afflicted English-speaking floozie, I’ll take the sad, lonely life any day. Without you, the sad is a step up from the despair of having to tolerate your uberjudgmental tongue-clucking selves who couldn’t pass your own muster.
men invented cloning.
Ever heard of cloning? Once it is perfected, women will just be fuck dolls, and we will just clone all the men and women we need.
Youre pretty useless right now, but soon, youll be completely useless!
She tosses the bag, into space, and expects it to stay there…
How did she get through training not understanding how gravity works, and how it doesn’t when it isn’t present in the vacuum of space?
Yo this is the site ive been waiting for! HELLYEAH
sorry you arent getting laid. hate to break it to you, but the world hates you and your mother probably doesnt want to know you. i hope no one shows up at your funeral. fuck you.
<3 WOMENNN POWERRRRR WOOOO
yap, that’s what your “power” is all about. Trully sad.
You spelled “truly” wrong. Bitch. Women can’t spell.
Why do women always insult themselves by forgetting that every guy’s mother is one of them?
Did you not watch the video? You MUST have severe autism; much like every other woman on the planet.
and to all those dickheads who read this shit and actually agree with it. you’re all fucked up…. evident insecurities
No, fuck yourself.
The bullshit spewing from the mouth of a scorned woman makes the noise from a yawn seem brilliant in comparison.
WOOMAN POWER IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FART IN THE BREEZE OF THEIR WORDS.
and to all those dickheads who read this shit and actually agree with it. you’re all fucked up evident insecurities
There is dumb, and then there is woman dumb, and there is no dumb like woman dumb.
Woman dumb is writing illegibly to prove your intellectual superiority.
There is no dumb like woman dumb.
and to all those dickheads who read this shit and actually agree with it. you’re all fucked up
I am currently doing some research for a silly little persuasive oral for school. A male friend of mine and i decided to do opposite topics. i am debating that women are better than men and he is debating that men are better than women. i decided to type in “why women are better than men” into google search engine and silly little webpages pop up, but i type in “why men are better than women” and this fucked up website turns up. you evidently have no life you freak. devoting your time to create such a fucked up site. you honestly disgust me, you do your sex real proud. fuck off you wanker, go toss off in some corner because you evidently can’t get any dickhead.
Another 12 year old girl inadvertently proves Dick right.
Hey, she capitalized the first ‘I’. Then everything after wards happened… well there’s a reason why we know you’re a woman….
who the fuck gave the women a tool bag anyway.
probably an undercover woman in nasa
You forgot to put shopping on that pie chart.
The other day, I was in subway, and this guy came in and asked what kind of soup was available. He was wearing a button-up t-shirt with khaki shorts and socks pulled up to just under his knees. After finding out about the soups, he nervously said “oh, I’m gonna have to go ask my wife which one will work”. He left and came back a few seconds later, a few steps behind his wife, who looked very annoyed. By the time people are married, shouldn’t they have an idea what type of soup will be acceptable to their mate? The woman was obviously frustrated that her man couldn’t handle a simple task. This is a stereotypical unreliable male, but it just happens that no woman has wasted her time making a website devoted to him. For those of you who are all pissed off about men being dicks, who cares?? What would they do without p***y?? For the retarded women who are getting their panties in a bunch over this, be happy that you are at least being recognized and that someone would put in so much time pointing out areas in which you need improvement. Men have always been physically stronger than women, and have used it to their advantage. In these more modern times, it is unacceptable to openly use physical strength as a means of controlling a woman, but it still underlies every reason there is for the increased opportunities for a man to run a company or have some form of power. I think this page is hysterical; an excellent use, to the extreme, of freedom of speech, and good for the f****t whose idea it was. He may say he doesn’t hate women, but unless he comes out of the closet, he will die unfulfilled and lonely. Although, this whole thing is just a big joke to create a frenzy among the women who are mad because he is right about them. Sigh, only retards are going to be reading this anyway, why am I wasting my time?? I guess I am just a stupid woman too………………..
Feministing.com is a good example of women wasting their lives on a website.
I think the problem is Western particularly American women have forgotten the feminine qualities that once endeared them to us
Women are bombarded with too much Jew media crap and the Jew masturbation session called feminism. You do know all Jews are mama’ boys, right.
And of course- too much information addles the scatterbrains.
Greenspan admitted “gender equality” in the 1960’s was nothing more than a clever strategy to enable white middle-class females as salary earners as they are the best consumers bar none- which in turn would stimulate the economy- and lo and behold- inflation grew too.
If women only knew feminism and gender politics are all part of a man’s command economic strategem.
Chaps, buy handbag, shoes, cosmetic and tampon stocks, and we can all buy ourselves an Island filled with strippers, big screens and beer.
Fight smarter, not harder. We always have and always will win.
“We always have and always will win.”
Damn straight,man. Women should have known better than to fuck with the sex that split the atom and went to the moon.
It is not difficult at all for men to win. We just need to take the steps. They are simple:
1-Stop marriage until the marriage laws change so that the wife does not take alimony or the husband’s properties after marriage.
2-An exception for no 1 is if every man makes a custom marriage contract where it is clearly stated that he gives nothing upon divorce to his wife, and no alimony.
3-Marry only the woman who loves to be a housewife, and who embraces her submission to the husband.
4-Kick out all women from man-made jobs. (They want to work, they should create their own companies and jobs.)
5-Boycott all women who work in the business field.
Personally, I have started.
1 and 2 – don’t you mean a prenuptial agreement, ass?
3 – you can marry for whatever reason you want, other men can marry for whatever reason they want, ass.
4 – you can hire whoever you want, and other people can hire whoever they want. Do you really think no woman has ever started her own company, ass?
5 – ‘the business field’. Ya, ok, ass. Sounds like you haul garbage for a living, isn’t that strictly a man’s job??
What women define as the ‘typical male’ like yourself is someone who thinks in black and white. Have you ever heard of grey areas?? Take the dumbest female and you could find an equally dumb male, ass.
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What women define as the ‘typical male’ like yourself is someone who thinks in black and white. Have you ever heard of grey areas?
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You mean like –>> open for interpretation???
Yeah ok, ass.
“Grey area” is for dumb cunts who are so fucking vague and can’t make up their minds that they actually think a man who’s CAPABLE of reducing something down to black or white….. is actually a “PROBLEM”.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Every “typical” male positive is spun into a negative.
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Take the dumbest female and you could find an equally dumb male, ass.
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Exactly, cunt.
…. but if you take the SMARTEST male you will NEVER find an equally smart female.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Women work to be consumers, but they NEVER do the dirty or dangerous jobs that “disposable” men do. Women are not on the front line in combat (the place where live bullets and exploding bombs are, women do not work in coal mines underground, women do not work on high rise contruction sites. All the nice safe easy jobs like driving trucks along a flat straight road are taken by women. Never has there been a women world auto or motorcyle champion. Oh yeah, men compete and the media make a fuss, but the facts are they never win. Women should stick to the roles that they function best at and recogise this ‘feminism’ for the imposter that has actually made their lives harder. next the US will have a woman President and the world press willl say how wonderful that is, but will still fuck up and let the bag of tools float off into space.
It really bothers me, a brother in arms here, that you call it “Jew Media.” I’m a Jew, and I don’t own nor do I know anyone who owns a Jew Media station–Rupert Murdoch ain’t Jewish, or maybe he’s a closet one.
Okay, got that off my chest. If you really want to zero in on a major source of the problem, zero in on all the Jewish women who write inflammatory books to express their male hatred. And they wonder why Jewish guys flee them for hot Latinas or tall blonde Latvians.
Since you distracted me with your hatred, I forgot to point out:
Did you notice how lackadaisically she reported the floating Craftsman Engine Rebuild Kit in a bag? And one of the other astronaut’s response when she said, “Do you see it?” He sounded abjectly disgusted and dejected.
Very few of us are anti-semitic. Welcome bro.