If A Woman’s In The Ring, She Better Be Holding A Number
Out of all the sports, boxing is one of man’s favorites. The art of pugilism. That’s what we call it, because men give nice legitimate names to nice legitimate things like knocking someone about with your fists. That’s an art on many levels. We also know a lot about the things we like; in this case boxing. Things like reach is important and just because the ref can call the fight doesn’t mean he should. And most importantly, women can’t fucking box.
Women boxing is just like women doing anything that requires strategy, talent, and being light on your feet; a fucking calamity. It’s so bad that I have to use a word that hasn’t been used in like eighty years to describe it. Women are a calamity in the ring. Women boxing is like women dancing. Just a bunch of wild swings and awkward gyrations to an imaginary beat that dogs can’t even hear and which pretty much always ends in blood and tears. And for what?
Since women can’t box, why in the hell did I wake up to see that on October 15th, a women is going to box a man. Holy shit.
Actually, let me rephrase that. On October 15th, a woman is going to get the bejesus beaten the fuck out of her by a fully grown man live for millions of people on Pay Per View. That’s not a prediction either. In no way does saying that a man would kick the shit out of a woman at boxing count as a prediction. It’s just going through the motions, like a weatherman telling you it’s going to be hot in the Sahara Desert tomorrow. No fucking shit, ya think?
Just like you, at first I thought this was some kind of jelly wrestling charity event. Where the ladies strap on some novelty, oversized boxing gloves and a liberal coating of oil and then wrestle around in a vaguely and desperately arousing kind of way. What is it called, Foxy boxing? I think that’s it.
This is not that. I don’t know what misconception of terms or ideas led to it, but a woman is actually going to box a man. This is the stupidest most pointless thing ever done.
“It’s in me to fight. If I didn’t box, I’m the kind of person who would kill 50 people…”
That’s a quote from Ann “Almost a Man, But Not” Wolfe, the female contender in this mockery of an event, and you can practically hear the desperation in it. As though the little girl who was ten when her father left for good and sent her on this haphazard, attention seeking road to the ring is speaking to you from the distant past. Pathetic.
Women can’t box because they can’t roll with anything, especially punches. That’s the secret to boxing and it’s one of the greatest life lessons that a man learns from the sport. Everyone has a great game plan until they get hit. That’s it. Men learn that at an early age and it teaches us to be adaptable and totally flexible at all times; and not shrill, shrewy nags who obsess about the most meaningless shit and plan their lives out like a fucking fairy tale while keeping their brains boxed and shrink-wrapped like a mint condition fucking Batmobile.
Talk about not being able to see the forest for the trees, women can’t see anything at all. They’re too busy choking on fistfuls of self-indulgent fantasy horseshit.
Here’s an example. If a woman is going to a dinner party and for some reason the blue shoes that she thinks match her dress are out of commission, then the whole evening is fucked. Fucked just like a woman’s boxing match, where women come out screaming and crying and throwing blows (literally in the case of boxing) and not really giving a shit if any of them land because women have no concept of victory anyway.
At least the phrase “It’s never okay to hit a girl” isn’t true anymore. Way to go ladies. Is the plan to take out the glass ceiling by throwing pride and integrity at it until it shatters and the bullshit rains down on everybody? I guess so.
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October 25th, 2007 at 12:03 am - IP Man-Hash: d873c3838e714
I call bullshit Clair. I don’t get defensive over pregnancy, nor am I being defensive. I understand that pregnancy is a very hard, lengthy and debilitating process. I also know that your position on it is complete and utter bullshit as I wrote before. To say that Men cannot understand the pain involved in a hard, lengthy and painful process is bullshit, pure and simple. It’s selfish and solophistic to say the least. Is there anything else that you wish to say?
-Strength and Honor-
October 25th, 2007 at 12:19 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Re-read it. Did it purely focus on pregnancy? No. What’s your problem?
October 25th, 2007 at 1:49 am - IP Man-Hash: d5c9d221c56e5
Stating facts is not “being defensive”. The only one who got defensive…was you.
October 25th, 2007 at 1:52 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I’d hardly call it defensiveness, it was frustration.
October 25th, 2007 at 3:12 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
The mothers didn’t deserve what the men did to them? What, he didn’t stay with her? You don’t marry someone because you have kids with them.
Of course they will tell you how bad of a guy he was. Never mentioning they might have been a ball busting bitch.
Daddy doesn’t see Junior. Know why? In most cases I’ve seen mom tells the kids he’s a horrible person. If she says it enough sooner or later the kids don’t want to see him.
October 25th, 2007 at 3:56 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
No, Daddy never saw the juniors ’cause he couldn’t care less about them. Doesn’t even pay child support for them.
October 25th, 2007 at 4:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 349c2dc95fedb
If you advocate equality, the man shouldnt have to pay for child support. Why should he? Custody is in the hands of the woman.
October 25th, 2007 at 4:14 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Once again you don’t know the true situation. These women make it as hard as they can for these guys to see their kids. It has been proven that over 70% of women admitted they did things, to interfere with dads visitation.
They do talk trash to their kids about them. A man can only pick his child up and be stared at strangely so many times, before he knows they don’t want to see him. So they give up.
These women are just looking for weekend babysitters anyway, so they can whore at the bar.
October 25th, 2007 at 4:30 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Hmm, what about the ones that try to find the father? And MansVoice, if one parent is omitted from the child’s life, the least they can do is help support it. That is true equality. That way the single parent isn’t burdened with all the irresponsibility. It takes two to tango. And mike, when the kid’s father don’t wanna see them, they start talking trash about him themselves.
God, you are really insensitive pricks.
You think that all men are these god like Earth bound beings.
October 25th, 2007 at 4:47 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Clair most fathers want to see their children. Some don’t. But most do. You have been led to believe otherwise. Most mothers do create tension between father and child. By turning the child against him. When the mother tells her story to the child it’s never her fault. Always his.
When mom tells her lies of how bad dad is, how long do think it’s going to be before they don’t want to see him? You have it backwards. You think dad just quits coming around then the kids turn on him. No, dad comes around then gets drove away.
I agree with financial responsibility. But what about mom? Dad pays child support. The government sends her a check to. So what does mom do? Why she gets a part time job at 7-11 so she can still watch Dr. Phil.
October 25th, 2007 at 4:58 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Ok, as long as you realise that there are asshole fathers. It just came across as though you didn’t think this type of male existed.
October 25th, 2007 at 5:48 am - IP Man-Hash: d873c3838e714
You got it all figured out don’t you Clair. Fuck this is why I don’t even bother with the comments section anymore. That entire sentence is a complete statement in hypocrisy.
-Strength and Honor-
October 25th, 2007 at 6:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 8c8553e6cee5f
What do you expect from a woman? Double standards.
October 25th, 2007 at 8:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
And even more cunthole mothers, just seems like you forgot that.
October 29th, 2007 at 2:09 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
*sigh* Dutch, that is what was being already talked about.
October 29th, 2007 at 2:10 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
And you don’t have any? Anyway, how was that hypocritical?
October 29th, 2007 at 8:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 0364a2b269277
This is because you only care about what the woman needs while neglecting the man. How the fuck is it fair to demand a man to do everything yet remain in custody of the kids? Reverse the gender roles. Would the woman be satisfied with such a arrangement? Fuck, no. No one would. It is plain hypocrisy to expect the man to be happy with an arrangement that leaves him estranged from his children and a hole in his wallet.
October 29th, 2007 at 8:34 am - IP Man-Hash: dc0655c283574
Typo:
How the fuck is it fair to demand a man to do everything yet not[sic] have[sic] custody of the kids?
October 30th, 2007 at 10:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 4ca85b682549f
this is what the rats(females)want men. is to get your goat.fuck them all.ignore them and continue telling the truth.which females call…WOMAN BASHING!!!!! when you ignore them and continue to tell the truth,they will get frusterated and leave.cause a female cant hang long enough in the hot seat without crumbling.
June 17th, 2008 at 4:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781
Yeah, but my aunt was murdered by her drug addict husband and left for the children to see in the morning…
he was stalking her after she left him because he was abusing her… He also molested all her sisters. And I do not think all men are like that either. That was him.