If A Woman’s In The Ring, She Better Be Holding A Number
Out of all the sports, boxing is one of man’s favorites. The art of pugilism. That’s what we call it, because men give nice legitimate names to nice legitimate things like knocking someone about with your fists. That’s an art on many levels. We also know a lot about the things we like; in this case boxing. Things like reach is important and just because the ref can call the fight doesn’t mean he should. And most importantly, women can’t fucking box.
Women boxing is just like women doing anything that requires strategy, talent, and being light on your feet; a fucking calamity. It’s so bad that I have to use a word that hasn’t been used in like eighty years to describe it. Women are a calamity in the ring. Women boxing is like women dancing. Just a bunch of wild swings and awkward gyrations to an imaginary beat that dogs can’t even hear and which pretty much always ends in blood and tears. And for what?
Since women can’t box, why in the hell did I wake up to see that on October 15th, a women is going to box a man. Holy shit.
Actually, let me rephrase that. On October 15th, a woman is going to get the bejesus beaten the fuck out of her by a fully grown man live for millions of people on Pay Per View. That’s not a prediction either. In no way does saying that a man would kick the shit out of a woman at boxing count as a prediction. It’s just going through the motions, like a weatherman telling you it’s going to be hot in the Sahara Desert tomorrow. No fucking shit, ya think?
Just like you, at first I thought this was some kind of jelly wrestling charity event. Where the ladies strap on some novelty, oversized boxing gloves and a liberal coating of oil and then wrestle around in a vaguely and desperately arousing kind of way. What is it called, Foxy boxing? I think that’s it.
This is not that. I don’t know what misconception of terms or ideas led to it, but a woman is actually going to box a man. This is the stupidest most pointless thing ever done.
“It’s in me to fight. If I didn’t box, I’m the kind of person who would kill 50 people…”
That’s a quote from Ann “Almost a Man, But Not” Wolfe, the female contender in this mockery of an event, and you can practically hear the desperation in it. As though the little girl who was ten when her father left for good and sent her on this haphazard, attention seeking road to the ring is speaking to you from the distant past. Pathetic.
Women can’t box because they can’t roll with anything, especially punches. That’s the secret to boxing and it’s one of the greatest life lessons that a man learns from the sport. Everyone has a great game plan until they get hit. That’s it. Men learn that at an early age and it teaches us to be adaptable and totally flexible at all times; and not shrill, shrewy nags who obsess about the most meaningless shit and plan their lives out like a fucking fairy tale while keeping their brains boxed and shrink-wrapped like a mint condition fucking Batmobile.
Talk about not being able to see the forest for the trees, women can’t see anything at all. They’re too busy choking on fistfuls of self-indulgent fantasy horseshit.
Here’s an example. If a woman is going to a dinner party and for some reason the blue shoes that she thinks match her dress are out of commission, then the whole evening is fucked. Fucked just like a woman’s boxing match, where women come out screaming and crying and throwing blows (literally in the case of boxing) and not really giving a shit if any of them land because women have no concept of victory anyway.
At least the phrase “It’s never okay to hit a girl” isn’t true anymore. Way to go ladies. Is the plan to take out the glass ceiling by throwing pride and integrity at it until it shatters and the bullshit rains down on everybody? I guess so.
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Guys, it is a quite simple reason. She, and those supporting her, want to prove to men that women are equal to men in very way even in strength!! To women, the fact that a woman would challenge a man in physical stength and stralegy is enough for themselves to boost their own egos. We all know men are stronger than women, but a few women just don’t like the sound of that, and so they challenge men! Now, she will get beaten in the ring. But guess what! Women will then say he was a heavier, taller, more experienced, etc,etc man. Women will not say he beat her because he was a man. Men have been taking back seats to women’s lying, cheating, screaming for too long, too much. We feel bad for them, we feel sorry for them, we want to please them, we buy things for them, we support them. Then women want more and more. The moment we men say no, they would call us pigs, bastards, jerks, insensitive, sexist, gay, etc. I honestly feel bad for the guy in the ring because the fight would only give him a bad name. If he decided to beat her, he won’t gain any serious fans, and women would hate him. If he pretend to loose, he would be laughed at, and women would scream victory to all womenkind(funny how when one woman did something, all women take credits as if they all was actually doing it) and your girfriend and wives will all of a sudden remind you how women are proven to be just as strong if not stronger than men! And you are supposed to support them no matter what??
lol
She don’t know what she means…
It’s a women and subject to change her mind every 3 to 5 minutes.
You mean. “You’re stupid”
:)
Women wouldnt be anything if it wasn’t for a mans tolerance. You are all like little strippers that work for US. You might be able to pull of sexy and classy but youl never make as much money or have as high position jobs as us. And your point of view is ditzy and cuntish. Men lack nothing but those two saggy tits, and some loose skin under there stomach. You women are only good until you’ve screwed too many people. Then your worthless peice of meat, although a man is always better the more he gets!!!! So if im a dog then your a female dog you BITCH! Women will never have control over men. Without my money your pussy dont mean SHIT!
I find that women boxers are most limited by the ruling body’s outlawing of hair pulling and cat-scratching.
Wimmin box as well as they play golf.
I believe there was a male v. female match a few years back. The man didn’t throw a punch and just let the woman hit him as hard and as often as she could. Even so she never hurt him and of course was given a points decision. Everyone that saw it said it was a stinker and they wouldn’t pay good money to see a repeat. I just hope that doesn’t happen again. Which of course leaves only the alternative.
Dick is right - women have no place in a real boxing ring other than to hold up the round numbers. Again I recall a TV prog here in the UK a few years ago which featured a bout between two girls. One was interviewed beforehand and was full of it, telling us how girls were as tough and skilful as boys, that she wasn’t afraid to get into the ring against anyone, that it didn’t matter what you had between your legs as long as you had bags of heart etc. etc.
Then came the so-called fight. It consisted of three of the most woeful rounds of slapping, flapping and swishing I have ever seen. Neither girl had a clue about defence but it didn’t matter because neither of them knew how to deliver a punch either. Everything was a slap or just a wild heave. They could have laid on each other all night flailing away without getting hurt because neither had the strength to inflict any sort of damage, even if they had stumbled on the secret of how to punch properly. I just wanted someone to throw a big paper bag over them both to prove that they really could not fight their way out of it.
After the shambles was over, mouthy came back to the microphone to enlighten us once again as to her boxing prowess, obviously having impressed herself to a wonderful degree. I can’t remember too much of what she said because I was too busy laughing. Truly an exercise in self-delusion of the first order. So girls can tussle with each other all they like, but better to do it in a mud bath. Don’t debase a great sport by letting them into a ring and calling it boxing.
That’s true, Nicole. I like you, too–you’re spunky!
“I’ll admit it. I like a few women (my wife, my mother, my sister, some aunts, etc.). ”
So basically jason you like all the women you know best, you probably don’t like the women on this website because you do not know us.
Do not judge a person until you have walked two moons in their mossicans.
(Native American saying for you there.)
Clearly not. Would it be asking for too much if the girls that aren’t supposed to be here contributed in a manner that leads them to being understood? I’m sure Dick doesn’t want his contribution to male immortality to be sullied by pre-menstrual ramblings and hormonal hyperbole. Ta muchly, CB.
Veronica, um, why did you put certain words in quotation marks? I understand using all caps to signify importance, but quotation marks? Not to mention your horrible grammar. Did you pass elementary school?
I’ll admit it. I like a few women (my wife, my mother, my sister, some aunts, etc.). But not very many. And those ones can be excruciatingly simple and overly-emotional. They will resort to logic only when a man convinces them.
As far as the boxing match, I can’t wait to see the girl get her ass stomped. I want to see her mouthpiece (and a couple teeth) FLY across the room. A small man can destroy the best woman boxer if he wants to. It’s testosterone vs. estrogen–it was designed that way–look at other predatory animals in Nature.
Ladies, feel free to debate his–nevertheless, you’re wrong. Period.
Veronica, you’re absolutely right. I envy women like I envy dogs and fish. Cruising around all day in their own filth without a care or responsibility in the world.
Ah to be twelve again. Or a woman.
-Dick
Guys, just resist it.
Well its time for a womens point of view and i think “YOUR STUPID”. the only reason you talk shit about women is because you envy them, because in the long run you know that they are BETTER THAN MEN and it conforts you that you can talk shit about them. They are highly educated respected and admired something that the “MEN SPECIES LACKS”. But i do have to agree with you on one point…”MEN ARE DOGS” and they will continue to be for many years to come, thats why women have to act like bitches so the men “species” wont control them, because they are intelligent and incharged!!!!
No one’s saying she isn’t capable of boxing. I’m sure she’s capable of punching someone, and that’s really all that’s required. Now, just because you CAN do something, doesn’t mean you’ll be good at it. As a human, I’m capable of riding a horse, but, as I’ve never done it before in my life, I’m not any good at it, and certainly wouldn’t dream of entering a horse race, or any other horse riding competition.
There are 2 possible results, as I see it.
1. The man has no mercy and destroys her.
2. The man doesn’t want to hit a woman, and possibly ends up losing because of it. But does that really count as a victory for the woman? If she won because her opponent didn’t want to hurt her?
If a person isn’t capable of boxing, they wont be allowed to fight, despite gender.
If she beats him, which is possible, because in a universe of infinite possibilities, anything IS possible, will she accept a challenge from another male competitor? She’ll only want to have a single crack at it, because the next time, some guy who is serious about the sweet science is going to knock her fucking head clean off her shoulders.
She’ll have to stick a toothbrush up her ass to clean her teeth.
I’m offended by it.
And what about the man who is put in the position of having to kick the shit out of this woman boxer? Of course he’s got to do it. Someon’s going to be paid to do it and once a woman has her mind set on doing something dumb — especially if it’s really dumb; there’s no stopping her.
What’s this disaster supposed to prove?
-Dick
“I can’t even fathom anyone letting it happen,” said Marc Ratner, who regulates boxing in Nevada. “People get injured anyway in this sport without this. It just frightens me.”
That pretty much says it all. I think I’d rather watch a snuff film.