If A Woman’s In The Ring, She Better Be Holding A Number
Out of all the sports, boxing is one of man’s favorites. The art of pugilism. That’s what we call it, because men give nice legitimate names to nice legitimate things like knocking someone about with your fists. That’s an art on many levels. We also know a lot about the things we like; in this case boxing. Things like reach is important and just because the ref can call the fight doesn’t mean he should. And most importantly, women can’t fucking box.
Women boxing is just like women doing anything that requires strategy, talent, and being light on your feet; a fucking calamity. It’s so bad that I have to use a word that hasn’t been used in like eighty years to describe it. Women are a calamity in the ring. Women boxing is like women dancing. Just a bunch of wild swings and awkward gyrations to an imaginary beat that dogs can’t even hear and which pretty much always ends in blood and tears. And for what?
Since women can’t box, why in the hell did I wake up to see that on October 15th, a women is going to box a man. Holy shit.
Actually, let me rephrase that. On October 15th, a woman is going to get the bejesus beaten the fuck out of her by a fully grown man live for millions of people on Pay Per View. That’s not a prediction either. In no way does saying that a man would kick the shit out of a woman at boxing count as a prediction. It’s just going through the motions, like a weatherman telling you it’s going to be hot in the Sahara Desert tomorrow. No fucking shit, ya think?
Just like you, at first I thought this was some kind of jelly wrestling charity event. Where the ladies strap on some novelty, oversized boxing gloves and a liberal coating of oil and then wrestle around in a vaguely and desperately arousing kind of way. What is it called, Foxy boxing? I think that’s it.
This is not that. I don’t know what misconception of terms or ideas led to it, but a woman is actually going to box a man. This is the stupidest most pointless thing ever done.
“It’s in me to fight. If I didn’t box, I’m the kind of person who would kill 50 people…”
That’s a quote from Ann “Almost a Man, But Not” Wolfe, the female contender in this mockery of an event, and you can practically hear the desperation in it. As though the little girl who was ten when her father left for good and sent her on this haphazard, attention seeking road to the ring is speaking to you from the distant past. Pathetic.
Women can’t box because they can’t roll with anything, especially punches. That’s the secret to boxing and it’s one of the greatest life lessons that a man learns from the sport. Everyone has a great game plan until they get hit. That’s it. Men learn that at an early age and it teaches us to be adaptable and totally flexible at all times; and not shrill, shrewy nags who obsess about the most meaningless shit and plan their lives out like a fucking fairy tale while keeping their brains boxed and shrink-wrapped like a mint condition fucking Batmobile.
Talk about not being able to see the forest for the trees, women can’t see anything at all. They’re too busy choking on fistfuls of self-indulgent fantasy horseshit.
Here’s an example. If a woman is going to a dinner party and for some reason the blue shoes that she thinks match her dress are out of commission, then the whole evening is fucked. Fucked just like a woman’s boxing match, where women come out screaming and crying and throwing blows (literally in the case of boxing) and not really giving a shit if any of them land because women have no concept of victory anyway.
At least the phrase “It’s never okay to hit a girl” isn’t true anymore. Way to go ladies. Is the plan to take out the glass ceiling by throwing pride and integrity at it until it shatters and the bullshit rains down on everybody? I guess so.
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I call bullshit Clair. I don’t get defensive over pregnancy, nor am I being defensive. I understand that pregnancy is a very hard, lengthy and debilitating process. I also know that your position on it is complete and utter bullshit as I wrote before. To say that Men cannot understand the pain involved in a hard, lengthy and painful process is bullshit, pure and simple. It’s selfish and solophistic to say the least. Is there anything else that you wish to say?
-Strength and Honor-
Thats funny. All the single mothers I have known, had to work and any spare time was dedicated to the children and either previously owned a house or rented one. All the while people looked down their noses at them. It’s really not fair, ’cause these women didn’t deserve what the man done to them, and neither did the children.
My god you all get defensive over pregnancy. It was mentioned ONCE amongst other things to form a basic image of motherhood.
Ahh, the pregnancy card, always the last resort of a woman on the run. The very fact that women pull this card shows how ignorant of Men they truly are. Allow me to educate you, let me be a light in your cave of ignorance.
Women have a gestation period of 8-9 months correct? The average woman has 2-3 children correct? Ok simple math says that they will be in “discomfort” for anywhere from 16-27 months out of their lives. That would be a 1.5 - 2.4 years. Sounds horrible does it not? Men couldn’t possibly understand whats it’s like the shrill harpy screams!!!
Sorry but you’re wrong, and horribly wrong at that. Right now I have the average woman beat by 3-7 years. Lets not even get into the pain of having your children ripped away from you, but instead focus on physical pain.
I work at an extremely physical job ALL YEAR, at ALL TEMPERATURES. I work in + 50 and I work at -50. Every day I get up and move anywhere from 1-7 TONS of furniture. I get no vacations, I cannot afford to. I have worked through broken fingers, dislocated knee joints, herniated disks, and several other injuries. I wake up in pain, and I go to sleep in pain. My body aches constantly from the repetitive physical labor. I run 2-5 miles a day on this job and lift 50-150 lbs hundreds of times a day. I have done this for the last 5 years. Before that I was a hod-carrier/masons helper. That means I did the same thing, but with CONCRETE. I have been a “blue collar” worker for the last 8-10 years.
This proves how weak, ignorant and selfish women actually are. I am not a singular case by any strech of the imagination. Men do this everyday, many for at least 2 DECADES before they can stop. I don’t see any woman-firsters/ feminists picketing construction sites or complaining about how women aren’t equally represented in the Masonary field for precisely the same reason. Try actually looking outside of yourself for once.
-Strength and Honor-
That’s rubbish. Being pregnant would certainly be an annoyance for any man (assuming he could survive the experience), but no more. The pain of labor is significant, but beats most of the alternatives.
And looking after a child for a day? Come on.
-wolfe
To bad the femnazi’s outnumber any GOOD mothers out there, by a huge percentage. So that pretty much makes your point moot.
And the very few GOOD mothers out there, that are doing so well, is because they have an army of men supporting her, in tax dollars and dozens of organizations practically throwing money and food at her.
Getting a free ride does not equal strength….
Boo hoo! Getting free money and a free house off the Government is “hard”…and not having to work is “hard”…and getting all sorts of other concessions like discount power and phone bills is “hard”…and watching daytime television is “hard”…and getting free/subsidised childcare while you laze around in a coffee shop with your friends all day is “hard”.
What definition of “hard” are YOU working from??? Tell it to a starving African.
I’m sick and tired of people bagging all single mothers. The good ones get bad names for the shit ones, and are over shadowed. It’s not fair on them. It’s harder then most realise.
What the hell does being pregnant have to do with fighting? Is that the only thing you can think of?
You can argue all you want but it really doesn’t add up. Some single mothers are good parents. But their are an equally number of bad ones.
How do we know this? The stats. When dad isn’t around things go to hell. Drinking, drug use, pregnancy, poor academics, and a flat out disrespect for authority follow.
Pregnancy. If some guy invented a cure for AIDS and cancer tomorrow, all you would say was, “Women have babies.”
Let me explicate that, good single mothers are stronger than you and anyone else that degrades them.
I bet you couldn’t handle being pregnant for a day, giving birth for a minute and then raise or even look after a child for a day all the while having everyone tell you that you can’t do anything. Single mothers are stronger than you and anyone else that degrades them.
Go away and feed your illegitimate bastard. He’ll be the one to kick your ass for fucking his childhood up by being an irresponsible, single mother.
Ok, MansVoice, I am begging you, kick my ass :)
I agree. We men almost never brag to our women friends about manly accomplishments etc. We know we are better, period. But if some bitch comes along and say “WOMEN are equal to men, we can beat them yada yada”.. Fuck. She is asking for some serious ass kicking and by god’s name, kick her fucking ass.
They’ll license anyone to fight. Anyone. Pass a physical and you to could box professionally. You don’t have to know a thing about boxing.
Indeed it was.
-Dick
Does anyone know the outcome? I did a bit of reading and it looks like it was cancelled due to a hurricane or some shit.
This tells me that God intervened. He felt a great deal of man pity for women and therefore halted the advance of yet another incredibly disastrous event that would only have led to further humiliation and embarrassment for all females around the manworld.
Have you not been reading the previous threads, there is factual proof of his findings. You seem to be worried by this site judging by the defensiveness of your post. Anyway women as you said allways want to be controlling bitches, they are never reasonable and only look out for number why, now can you see why that makes men better? Thought so.
Some women just love to create hostility. They would start a fight with men to get the “battle between the sexes” going! Do men challenge women in anything? We don’t! We know we are better period. We don’t need to show the world anything. On the other hand, women have to make up things to tell themselves they at least try. I think it is pointless for women to challenge men or vice versa. Don’t we already have too many with each others? Feminists are really the ones who always keep the hatred ball rolling!
Guys, it is a quite simple reason. She, and those supporting her, want to create publicity to further their cause by proving to men that women are equal to men in every way even in strength!! To women, the fact that a woman would challenge a man in physical stength and stralegy is enough for themselves to boost their own egos. We all know men are stronger than women, but a few women just don’t like the sound of that, and so what else can they do? They fight men! Now, she will get beaten in the ring. But guess what! Women will then say he was heavier, taller, more experienced, etc,etc. Women will not say he beat her because he was a man. Men have been taking back seats to women’s victomization,lying, cheating, screaming for too long, too much. We feel bad for them, we feel sorry for them, we want to please them, we buy things for them, we support them. Then women want more and more. The moment we men say no, they would call us pigs, bastards, jerks, insensitive, sexist, gay, etc. Women create the image of being a victim, and they also create the image of being a heroine. They will use the image to fit the situation for their cause you see. If a woman was not promoted, she was the victim, if she fail to show up on her wedding and lie about it to the police, she was a hero. I honestly feel bad for the guy in the ring because the fight would only give him a bad name. If he decided to beat her, he won’t gain any serious fans, and women would hate him. If he pretend to loose, he would be laughed at, and women would scream victory to all womenkind(funny how when one woman did something, all women take credits as if they all was actually doing it) and your girfriend and wives will all of a sudden remind you how women are proven to be just as strong if not stronger than men! And you are supposed to support them no matter what??